Volume 1: Crossing the Universe Chapter 1: Male Monkey and Female Monkey
The Galactic Armed Grand Alliance, the Solar System Alliance, and the capital of China in the Earth Zone.
That is, Beijing, the capital of China more than 700 years ago, but the current capital is no longer comparable to the Beijing of the year, the population of Beijing was more than 20 million or 30 million, but now the population of the capital has exceeded 150 million, and it is a super city of the Union.
In the surgical intensive care ward of a first-class hospital in Shoujing, a young man who was unconscious, extremely pale, and looked to be seventeen or eighteen years old lay in a fully enclosed "particle maintenance cabin."
There were three people standing outside the maintenance chamber, a man who looked to be in his forties, a man of medium build, a square face, a beautiful woman who looked to be in his thirties, and a young man who looked to be about the same age as the young man in the "particle maintenance chamber".
The three of them all stared at the young man in the maintenance warehouse with a look of anxiety, and the beautiful woman wiped her tears while watching.
After looking at it for a while, the middle-aged man suddenly turned his head to the young man on the side: "By the way, Yuan Ye, you haven't told us about Wang Tianlun's car collision yet, can you tell us in detail about Wang Tianlun's collision yesterday?" ”
The young man named Yuan Ye nodded: "Okay, I'll tell my uncle and aunt what happened yesterday." ”
After speaking, he sank his emotions, thought for a while and then said: "Here's the thing, at one o'clock yesterday afternoon, when I came out of the No. 1 martial arts training hall of our college with Wang Tianlun and was about to cross the road in front of the martial arts training hall, I suddenly remembered that my Skynet optical brain fell in the martial arts training hall, so I said hello to Wang Tianlun and went back to get the naked brain, but when I came out again, I saw that Wang Tianlun had fallen in a pool of blood in the middle of the road, obviously Wang Tianlun was hit by some car. ”
"I didn't know what was going on and wanted to ask someone, but there was no one on the road at the time, so I couldn't ask. So I went to the Skynet monitoring room of the academy's martial arts training hall to check the video data that monitored this road at that time, but the strange thing is that there was no such video data in the light brain of the monitoring room, as if this had never happened. ”
"At that time, Wang Tianlun's life was in danger, and I didn't care about checking it again, so I notified the ambulance team of the college to send Wang Tianlun to the hospital urgently, and then notified you to come over."
The middle-aged man was taken aback: "What! There is no such surveillance image in the light brain monitoring, how is this possible, isn't Tianlun injured by a car on the earth, but by a ghost car in the netherworld? ”
Yuan Ye pondered: "I've been thinking about this question all the time, I think there is only one possibility, Wang Tianlun should have been injured by the newly developed land, sea and air amphibious combat defense vehicle, which has the stealth function of shielding the sky net." Only this newly developed military amphibious warfare vehicle that hits people cannot be photographed by Skynet's optical brain monitoring. ”
"But after thinking about it carefully, I think it's impossible, this kind of military amphibious combat defense vehicle is only equipped with the Space Task Force in the Earth Theater Alliance, and it is not even equipped with other armies of the Theater Alliance, let alone the civilian, so I said that this is impossible."
After hearing this, the middle-aged man said angrily: "Isn't this a ghost?" ”
While the two were talking, they heard the young man named Wang Tianlun in the particle maintenance bin shout: "It's blown up, it's blown up, it's blown to pieces." ”
The beautiful woman who was watching from the side immediately exclaimed: "His father, his father, my son has woken up and opened his eyes." ”
The two of them hurriedly stopped talking, turned their eyes to the young man in the particle maintenance warehouse, and sure enough, they saw that the young man who had been out of breath and intake in little air just now had opened his eyes, and his pale face, which was no longer bloodless at all, and was no different from a dead man, began to be rosy. ”
The beautiful woman shouted loudly to the young man in the particle maintenance warehouse in surprise: "Son, son, you are awake, you can scare your mother to death." ”
At this moment, a man wearing a blue suit, 1.75 meters tall, chubby, with a big round face, looked like he was about forty years old.
Seeing this fat man, Yuan Ye, a young man standing outside the particle maintenance warehouse, hurriedly introduced to the middle-aged couple: "Uncle, aunt, the teaching director of our school has come to see Wang Tianlun. ”
The fat man walked to the particle maintenance bin and looked very concerned at the young man lying inside, and asked, "Classmate Wang Tianlun, are you okay?" ”
The particle maintenance chamber is equipped with a communication device that communicates with the outside world, and can talk to people outside.
Wang Tianlun, who was lying inside, looked at the fat man who was talking to him, that is, the director of their school, with very strange eyes, and suddenly asked, "Your surname?" ”
The dean of education was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart: "What's wrong with this classmate Wang Tianlun, don't you even know him, the dean of teaching?" ”
So he asked suspiciously: "Classmate Wang Tianlun, don't you know me?" ”
Yuan Ye, who was on the side, hurriedly answered: "Director, Wang Tianlun's head was hit quite seriously, he may have a little amnesia, it's normal to not know you." ”
The dean nodded for a moment, then replied, "Don't wait for your surname." ”
Wang Tianlun's next sentence almost broke down the teaching director, so he continued to ask: "Male monkey or female monkey?" ”
Wang Tianlun's words stunned the middle-aged couple, and for a while, the two of them stared at each other at a loss.
Yuan Ye hurriedly explained on the side: "There is something wrong with Wang Tianlun's head being hit by a car, it may be that people and animals are mixed together, it is normal, no need to wonder." ”
The teaching director nodded again, thinking that what Yuan Ye said made sense, and then replied very seriously: "I am a man, I should be a male monkey." ”
Immediately after that, Wang Tianlun asked again: "Have you fanned it?" If you don't have a fan, you can fan it here! ”
Wang Tianlun's words almost didn't make the teaching director jump up angrily, Nima's, the guts were fat, and a student actually wanted to fan the teaching director.
No matter how good the cultivation is, he has to be angry and collapsed by Wang Tianlun's words, so he heard the teaching director roar: "Nima's, I don't have a son yet, I still have a son after being slapped by you, and besides, my wife can't let me." I'm, at me. ”
He turned around and ran away without saying a word, probably afraid that Wang Tianlun would suddenly jump out of the particle maintenance bin and fan him.
Of course, it was Wang Tianlun's classmate's father who was even more angry, so angry that he raised his hand and slapped it heavily on the top of the particle maintenance warehouse and scolded: "You turtle grandson, you ------"
Suddenly, he stopped scolding again, and said to himself very angrily: "I'm not from Henan, why are the turtle grandchildren coming out, where am I from?" Oh, I think about it, I'm from the Northeast, and the Northeast people should be scolded, you calf, Nima's, I was taken into the ditch by this kid, and I forgot where I was from, and I was so angry. ”
Then he stopped talking to himself, and then pointed at Wang Tianlun, who was lying in the particle maintenance warehouse, and scolded: "You thing, how can you talk to your teaching director like that, do you want to mix in the school anymore in the future." Ah, no, you can't say that, it should be, do you want to study in school anymore in the future? Nima's, you thing, what a beating. ”
At this time, Wang Tianlun, who was lying in the particle maintenance warehouse, also realized that his thinking was wrong and there was a problem, so he raised one of his hands and slapped it on his head: "This is not what I said, this is not what I said, how can I say such a thing?" What's going on? ”
At that moment, a picture appeared in his head, and there were two people in that picture, and one of them was him. It was as if he and one of his colleagues went to visit the house of another colleague of theirs, or rather, they had nothing to do with their feelings, and the colleague he was visiting happened to be surnamed Hou.
But the colleague they visited was not at home because he was out on errands, but his wife was at home and seemed to be cutting noodles. His colleague's wife knew him, but she didn't know the colleague who went with him, so she politely asked his colleague, "What's your name?" ”
So his colleague also replied politely: "Don't wait for your surname." ”
Then the colleague's wife asked, "Male monkey and female monkey?" ”
His colleague was forced at the time, he didn't know what was going on, he didn't answer, Wang Tianlun thought that his colleague's wife was joking, so he replied for his colleague: "He is a man, of course he is a male monkey." ”
Unexpectedly, his colleague's wife then came again: "Did you fan it?" If you don't have a fan, you can fan it in our house. ”
As a result, his colleague was so frightened that he shouted: "I'm not married, I can't fan." ”
After shouting this sentence, he ran away.
In fact, this is a misunderstanding, his colleague's wife is a descendant of the royal family, and the royal family said that eating was a meal, but his colleague's wife simplified the word "meal", and only said a meal, and it was tampered with into a fan, so it made a joke.
As for the male and female monkeys, once she and her husband went to visit one of her friends' houses, and it was the first time they saw her husband, so they asked her husband, "What's your name?" ”
Her husband's surname is Zhang, so he replied very politely: "Your surname is Zhang." ”
The people continued to ask: "Bow Changzhang or Morning Chapter?" ”
That is, Zhang or Zhang.
Her husband replied, "Gong Changzhang." ”
She should have written down the procedure of this question, but what she didn't expect was that the person she asked today was surnamed Hou, so she asked the male and female monkeys by the way, which should be that she wanted to show her respect for others, so she asked this, and as a result, she scared people away.
But why did Wang Tianlun have this picture in his head? Supposedly, he is still a freshman student, how can he have colleagues? If there is, it should be a classmate, but there is such a strange picture in his head, what's going on?