Chapter 235: Diamond Scramble: Schadenfreude
The two put the grass together and compared, Wu Feng's was as long as an index finger, but Yang Feng's was only as long as a thumb, and Wu Feng suddenly pulled his face long.
"Hahaha...... My short, you come first. Yang Feng looked stunned.
Wu Feng pursed his lips disdainfully, and glanced at Yang Feng's lower body intentionally or unintentionally, and patted Yang Feng's shoulder with a sympathetic expression.
"Hey, knowing that I am short and excited to be like this, I really don't know whether to sympathize with you or admire you."
"Hey, where are you looking, I'm not short." Yang Feng argued loudly in a hurry.
Wu Feng immediately turned around: "You're not short, then you should come first." β
"I ...... I ......" Yang Feng was speechless.
"Hahaha......" Si Tianchen was amused by this pair of living treasures.
Wu Feng took broken steps to choose clothes there, and Yang Feng came over with a smile: "What are you doing slowly, laying eggs." β
Wu Feng gave him an angry look.
Yang Feng chose to turn a blind eye, but still smiled: "Why don't I help you as a staff officer, and see what kind of dress your five big and three thick body types are suitable for." β
"Go aside." Wu Feng pushed Yang Feng angrily.
Si Tianchen had a serious face: "Wu Feng, you are a little numb, if you are really on the battlefield at this speed, your head has already blossomed before you take off your pants." β
"Oh, got it." Wu Feng casually chose a set of clothes and went to the dressing room, not forgetting to close the door tightly.
Ten minutes later, the door of the dressing room opened, and Si Tianchen and Yang Feng turned their heads to look at the dressing room at the same time.
The first thing that catches your eye is a pair of red high heels, followed by a mesh of black stockings, and the long leg hair is emerging from the mesh one by one.
Then there was a short skirt, and a big rough hand kept pulling down the hem of the skirt. The upper body is a deep V long sleeve body, and the two arms are bulging.
The two continued to look up.
"Poof."
"Hahaha......"
Si Tianchen and Yang Feng immediately leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.
I saw Wu Feng wearing a golden wig, his face was covered with thick foundation, his mouth was also red, and his cheeks were still rubbed with red blush.
Wu Feng looked at the two of them who were laughing and trembling, pursed his lips disdainfully, and stood on the scanner with his ass twisted.
Yang Feng laughed breathlessly: "Wu Feng, if you are really a woman, normal men will definitely not react to you, because you are too safe, hahaha......"
At this time, the scanner swept from top to bottom from Wu Feng's body, and when it swept to Wu Feng's chest, the instrument sounded dripping.
Si Tianchen frowned: "Wu Feng, you are not wearing a corset?" β
"I ......"
"It's nonsense, go put it on right away." Si Tianchen scolded loudly with a cold face.
Wu Feng didn't dare to delay any longer, and hurriedly ran into the dressing room.
Finally, when Wu Feng stood in front of the scanner and prayed for God to kill him, an access card finally spit out from the instrument beside him.
Wu Feng cried with joy, and ran out of the back door with his camouflage uniform.
Si Tianchen glanced at Yang Feng, who was still looking at the back door that had been closed in a daze.
"It's your turn."
Yang Feng came back to his senses and reluctantly sighed.
By the time Yang Feng passed the scan, Wu Feng had already changed into his camouflage uniform, and the foundation and lipstick on his face had also been wiped clean.
Just as Wu Feng was holding his stomach and pointing at Yang Feng and smiling, Si Tianchen also came out of the back door, and he was still the same as in the house, wearing a handsome camouflage uniform, handsome and handsome, without any traces of makeup on his face.
"Big brother, how did you get out?" The two were puzzled.
"Nonsense, I'll get out how you two came out."
"But how do you ...... How to ......"
Si Tianchen put his hands on his belt, very proud: "What's so strange, I'm not as embarrassed as you, it can only mean that I am better than you." β
Yang Feng and Wu Feng wanted to say something, but Si Tianchen waved his hand: "Take the key and go." β
The two glanced at each other and hurriedly followed behind Si Tianchen.
All five teams found the key and rushed to the camp, which was a two-story building that looked ordinary, no different from an ordinary building.
The first to arrive were Yang Dazhuang and Aya, Yang Dazhuang saw that no one else had arrived, he took out the key first to open the gate of the concentration camp, but there were five holes in the lock of the round row, and a key could not be opened at all.
Yang Dazhuang pursed his lips.
Aya also leaned over to look at the closed door: "It seems that five keys must be gathered together to open the gate." β
Yang Dazhuang nodded in agreement: "Then wait for them to come." β
Yang Dazhuang sat on the steps, and patted the steps on the side, asking Aya to sit down too.
As soon as the two sat down, Qian Bao pulled Song Ci in, and seeing that Song Ci looked weak, he should have walked a lot.
Yang Dazhuang smiled as soon as he saw Qian Bao: "Brother Bao, why are you walking with sweat, didn't you eat enough last night?" β
"Okay, you Yang Dazhuang, you dare to mention this stubble to me." Qian Bao took off the hat on his head and rushed towards Yang Dazhuang.
"Dare to eat Brother Bao's noodles, and I will make you vomit after eating them."
Aya saw Qian Bao pounce on Yang Dazhuang like a wolf in heat, and she hurriedly jumped up to dodge.
Qian Bao pounced and pressed Yang Dazhuang to the ground, and took the hat in his hand to cover Yang Dazhuang's face.
Yang Dazhuang rolled over and sat on Qian Bao: "How can you spit it out after eating it, it has already been digested into poop, if you want it, I can only pull ....."
Qian Bao pressed Yang Dazhuang to the ground again: "Hmph, I can't pull it out if I let you eat it." Qian Bao sat on Yang Dazhuang and slapped him on the buttocks.
"Ahh Yang Dazhuang screamed strangely.
"Qian Bao, you are a dead pervert, you actually touched my ass, my Aya is still on the side."
Song Ci sat weakly on the steps, fanning the wind with her hat, and she looked at the two men twisted on the ground speechlessly.
Aya held her chin with both hands, and she looked amused.
"Why do you think he is so naΓ―ve, aren't you tired after a day of walking?"
"Heh, I'm full."
Song Ci no longer looked at the naΓ―ve two, but asked Aya: "What level have you encountered, is it difficult?" I'm telling you, our level is difficult......"
When the two women were chatting happily, Si Tianmu and An Yajie walked in.
Si Tianmu looked at the two men who were twisted together on the ground, with a curious expression: "What are those two doing?" β
"Anya, here and here, come quickly." Song Ci beckoned to Anya Jie.
Anya Jie looked at the two men on the ground as she walked, and she came to Song Ci and Aya: "What are the two of them doing, has the knockout match started?" β
Aya moved a little to the side and asked Anya Jie to sit down: "Don't pay attention to them, the two of them are in heat, tell me what level you and Si Tianmu have encountered?" β
"Song Ci just said that she and Qian Bao broke into the red line forest, it sounds so exciting, it's like making a movie."
"What kind of red line forest?"
The three women sat together and chatted enthusiastically.
Si Tianmu squatted on the ground and happily looked at Qian Bao and Yang Dazhuang who were hugging each other.
"Da Zhuang, you can't break the baby's ankles, then you can't lock him, you have to pinch his numb tendons, so he can't use his strength."
"And you, baby, you have to twist the big strong feet backwards, what's the use of twisting them along the way, he kicked them away."
"Fuck off."
The two of them, who were in a hot fight, realized that they had become monkeys at the same time, and both of them let go of their hands at the same time, got up from the ground and patted the dirt on their bodies.
Si Tianmu still squatted on the ground and looked up at the two of them: "Hey, why did you stop, you two haven't decided the winner yet, go on." β
"What are you doing?" Sommer's voice came from behind.
Several people looked at Xiao Mo and Liu Feng outside the courtyard at the same time, and saw that Xiao Mo's body was dirty, in addition to mud and a lot of moss, and his clothes were torn a few times.
Liu Feng next to him only had mud on his knees, and he was still holding something like a lantern in his hand.
Si Tianmu looked Xiao Mo up and down, and didn't forget to squeeze his eyebrows at him: "Mo, looking at your virtue, it means that the battle is very fierce, have you met a lion or a tiger?" β
"No, we didn't meet anything." Xiao Mo lowered his head and patted the dirt off his body.
"Nothing has happened to you, will you be this virtue?" Si Tianmu obviously didn't believe it.
Qian Bao and Yang Dazhuang have reconciled as before, and the two looked at Xiao Mo shoulder to shoulder.
At this time, Liu Feng opened his mouth: "He went to the cliff to help me pick this, and accidentally fell off the cliff." Yang Feng raised the Fan Qiuhua in his hand.
To be honest, Liu Feng was very moved, they had already found the key on the cliff, but there happened to be a Fan Qiu flower hanging on a tree on the edge of the cliff.
Liu Feng stared at the flower for a long time, Xiao Mo looked at Liu Feng's expression, knowing that she remembered the previous things again.
"If you want it, I'll pick it for you."
"What?" Liu Feng looked at Xiao Mo inexplicably.
"I'll pick it for you."
"How's that going to work?" Liu Feng realized what Xiao Mo said, and she refused without even thinking about it.
"The flower is on the cliff, and the branches are so thin, it's too dangerous, I don't want it, let's go." After Liu Feng finished speaking, he turned around and left, but Xiao Mo stood still and didn't move.
Liu Feng saw that Xiao Mo didn't follow, she turned to look at Xiao Mo again, and Xiao Mo kept staring at her.
"As long as you want, I'll get it for you." After Xiao Mo finished speaking, he turned and walked towards the cliff.
"Smaller, come back."
Schaumer didn't stop.
Liu Feng hurriedly ran over to stop him: "Xiao Mo, did you hear it, I don't want Fan Qiuhua, come back quickly, it's dangerous." β
But by the time she came after her, Sommer had climbed to the tree on the edge of the cliff.
Liu Feng looked at Xiao Mo who was crumbling on the tree, and yelled anxiously: "Xiao Mo, come down quickly, why are you disobedient." β
Xiao Mo stretched out his arm, seeing that he was about to pick the flowers above the tree, he turned his head to look at Liu Feng: "Don't always treat me as a child, I'm not a child." β
Xiao Mo jumped up and picked the unique Fan Qiu flower, the flower just got it in his hand, only to hear a "squeak", the branch under Xiao Mo's feet was broken, and he fell off the cliff with the tree.
"Shorer." Liu Feng pounced and knelt on the edge of the cliff and shouted towards the bottom of the cliff.
"Shorer." But there was nothing below the cliff, and only echoes echoed her.
Liu Feng's nose suddenly became sour, thinking that this gentle and polite young man suddenly fell from in front of her, she suddenly felt a heart jam, and wanted to cry inexplicably.
"Shorer." Liu Feng's tears flowed out involuntarily, dripping into the soil one by one.
"Shawl, woo woo...... You don't want to die, you still have to heal me, woo woo woo ......"
"Are you so reluctant to let me die?" Shawmer's voice came up from below the cliff.
Liu Feng hurriedly looked at the bottom of the cliff, but she didn't see anyone, she turned her head to look left and right again.
"I'm down there." Xiao Mo's voice came up from below.
Liu Feng hurriedly leaned forward, and most of his body was suspended in midair.
I saw that under a stone on the cliff, Xiao Mo was holding Fan Qiuhua in one hand and breaking the stone tightly in the other.