0201 Fighting with Uncle Ying

Uncle Ying has a comprehensive understanding of supernatural knowledge, and he methodically commands Qiusheng and Captain Ah Wei to hold their breath. And with his very vivid drum, he pressed the sides of his nose with two fingers and stopped breathing.

The scene suddenly became quiet, and the sound of a slowed heartbeat could be heard in my ears.

However, this set of operations should be useful for ordinary zombies.

It's a pity that I'm not arguing based on breathing!

My eyes can see...... But after thinking about it, I wondered if I was going to be able to prove that I could see with my eyes, and if I was beyond the lower limit of the structure set by the movie script.

When the time comes, will the system mother directly increase the difficulty of the script? Or let Uncle Ying jump out and kill me with a peachwood sword......

No way! No way!

A peachwood sword hacked me to death, that's not worth it compared to a dragon set actor!

So my acting skills exploded and pretended not to see anything, sticking my head out and pretending to be a blind zombie, sniffing my nose to detect the location of the living.

From left to right, my face touched the tip of Captain Awei's nose first.

At this moment, Captain Ah Wei no longer has the arrogant look he used to have, his clothes are in tatters, and his exposed skin is even more bruised. With a big black circle, it seems that he can suffocate himself anytime and anywhere.

The second is Uncle Ying...... His face was a little rosy.

Let's be honest...... Boys like my generation, in fact, there are not many who don't know Uncle Ying, Uncle Ying is like the light in our hearts when we face fear, any horror movie with Uncle Ying's existence, we are not afraid

In reality, Uncle Ying died early because of liver cancer.

When I was a child in an orphanage, I was accompanied by Uncle Ying a lot of the time...... In the past, there were very few TV channels, and the orphanage happened to have an old-fashioned DVD player, which happened to have a few discs, and the discs were all horror movies starring Uncle Ying.

It's not Saturday or Sunday...... The teacher at the orphanage would show us the film...... Children will scream when they see ghosts, and children will laugh from the bottom of their hearts when they see Uncle Ying.

Me too!

I didn't expect to meet Uncle Ying in such a coincidence.

My soul was moved, I felt that Uncle Ying's eyebrows were very kind, I felt that Uncle Ying's face was very kind, and I felt that Uncle Ying's expression was very handsome.

The under-eyes moistened for no reason...... I want to hug Uncle Ying and cry.

However, Uncle Ying, who was holding his breath, was stunned and muttered in his heart: What is the situation with this zombie? How can you cry? Could it be a mutation?

Uncle Ying turned his head to glance at Qiusheng, after all, there was a very tacit understanding between master and apprentice, so he threw a questioning look in the past: Why is this zombie crying?

The one with the best physical fitness when he was present was Qiusheng, Qiusheng hurriedly shook his head and gave him a look: You don't even know when you're a master! Where do I know where to go?

Captain Ah Wei saw that he was about to suffocate to death, and hurriedly handed the two of them a look: Is this a zombie?! Isn't my cousin-in-law completely dead?!

So, the three faces were confused.

My tears crackled and fell to the ground, and I snorted my nose timidly, put the big snot back, and continued to pretend that I was going to eat people and suck blood today.

Breath-holding, this thing is indeed suitable for young people.

Uncle Ying, who held back for more than thirty seconds, finally couldn't hold back and reached out to grab the fat of Captain Ah Wei's ribs, and twisted his fingernails at least five centimeters long.

"Ahh

Captain Ah Wei jumped in pain and broke the gong on the spot.

Seeing that the matter was revealed, Captain Ah Wei quickly ran around the scene environment, and the speed was so fast that he could represent the country in the Olympic Games in modern times!

I don't have to continue to pretend to be blind, follow the direction of Captain Awei's escape, and run wildly. Whenever he approached his back, he raised his hand to give him a moment, but did not cut his flesh and planted corpse poison.

"Help!"

Captain Ah Wei's lack of stamina led to my hands choking my neck.

I pinched his neck, looking for a suitable place to put my mouth down, and the strange thing is that I don't know if Master Ren has a habit of cleanliness, or if Captain Ah Wei, who is the male number four, has the aura of the main supporting role, this mouth has not been swallowed for a long time.

"Keys! Key! Key! ”

After Qiusheng scares Uncle Ying's head back with a bench, he yells at Captain Ah Wei to use the key to open the iron door of the prison.

"Ah......h

Captain Ah Wei struggled to find the waistband of his trousers, removed the key ring, and threw the key to the place where Qiusheng was, and continued to struggle.

Ah...... What a mentally retarded man!

He released Uncle Ying, so I don't have to die immediately! How will the follow-up plot be expanded? It's as simple as that for me to get a boxed lunch?!

No way! Absolutely not!

To be a trick is also to have the dignity of being a trick!

As the saying goes!

Don't steam steamed buns, fight for breath!

How can I bear to have people burn me alive with a charm for a charm?!

Absolutely not!

"Boom ......"

The iron door was still opened, and Uncle Ying walked out of it, and picked up the peachwood sword prepared in advance to kill me.

If I don't resist, I'll be turned to ashes in less than a minute!

I let go of Captain Ah Wei and let him sit on the ground.

Then I turned to face Uncle Ying head-on, about five meters in the middle.

"Bang! Boom! Bang!"

I crossed my hands in front of my chest, raised my feet and stomped on the ground three times, biting the tip of my tongue and spitting out a mouthful of rotten blood on the back of my hands. Immediately after that, the right hand formed a fist into the sword fingers formed by the left hand, forming a wisdom fist seal.

As soon as the wisdom fist seal was completed, my steps suddenly turned into lotus steps, stepping on the position of the Big Dipper, and holding the handprint slightly inclined across my chest, waiting for the battle.

Uncle Ying, who was originally going to stab me to death with a peachwood sword, was dumbfounded again......

What the hell is a zombie making Buddhist mudras!?

The plot is not like his grandmother's acting!

Strictly speaking, Uncle Ying belongs to the Maoshan faction of the Zhengyi faction, but from the perspective of the role itself. Lin Fengjiao, played by Uncle Ying, can be regarded as a collection of what Wan Wan has learned. Fu Gong, Feng Shui, Qi Gate, Dun Jia, Red and White Ceremonial Folk Customs, etc.

Uncle Ying just felt that it was weird, which did not mean that he was determined to slay demons and maintain justice.

If you don't have a drawn charm, you don't need a charm!

Uncle Ying took out a handful of yellow paper without any handwriting from the little yellow gossip bag that Qiusheng was carrying crossbody. Throwing a handful of yellow paper into the air, he immediately slashed his sword, pierced his legs with a sturdy horse step, and the peachwood sword protected him.

Immediately afterwards, Uncle Ying put his left hand into a sword finger and put it to his mouth, bit the belly of his middle finger and index finger, slashed through the body of the peachwood sword, and recited the incantation: "A flash of golden light!" Cover real people! Two flashes of gold! Cover real people! Three flashes of gold! Cover real people! ”

The sword body flashed with a low-quality special effect that was unique to the 90s, and the special effect lasted less than a second before disappearing. This second means that the wooden sword in his hand has been opened!

The yellow paper in the sky seems to be paper money for me to handle the aftermath!

Uncle Ying casually raised the wooden sword, the wooden sword was like a spirit, and the tip of the sword was stuck to three pieces of yellow paper in each of the three inches. After the paper arrived, Uncle Ying shook his sword flower and walked forward to launch an attack on me with a sword stabbing horizontally!

If I can't block a sword, I can get a boxed lunch!

I couldn't speak, so I simply stopped reciting useless spells, and used the fangs that stretched out my lips to make my right buckle teeth to reach the sky, and the evil gathered the gods.

After calming the mind and controlling the body through the buckle teeth and the seal of the wisdom fist. Then he untied the wisdom fist seal with both hands, clasped his thumb in the palm of his hand again, and closed his four fingers to convert into a diamond fist seal. The King Kong fist is printed, with the elbows of both hands as the core force point, and swings a long fist into an X-shape to frame the peachwood sword.

"Smack!"

The peachwood sword was successfully held by me.

Uncle Ying's eyes narrowed, he didn't expect me to make such a move. Immediately, he began to step on the innate gossip method, and the upper and lower teeth in his mouth made the left buckle teeth to reach the heavenly bell, so as to crusade against the ghosts and destroy the unknown!

The sword is held in one hand in the right hand, and the left hand is leaned behind the back, pinching into a dow finger.

The sword under my feet suddenly stopped, and with all my strength, the peachwood sword swung out like the sharpest machete in the world, and slashed at my neck with a fierce sword.

"Ahh

I screamed, how dare I compete with Uncle Ying.

Just that peachwood sword just now, my hands were numb and I was powerless to resist. If you continue to fight, you won't be able to fight back at all.

No way! I'm going to survive a little longer!

After all, thirty-six plans are the best policy!

Low-level walking corpses don't need to jump on their legs, so I simply turned around and stumbled, running the most steady and fastest pace in my life.

"Where to run!"