Chapter 045: List twenty at random
Thinking of not giving face to the head teacher several times before, Zhou Xuan felt guilty, really didn't know, and hoped that the class would perform well and change the teacher's prejudice against him.
The next morning, it was still the class teacher Liu Yufen's class.
"Okay, get ready for class." Liu Yufen propped her hands on the podium and looked around the classroom.
Zhou Xuan hurriedly sat up straight, folded his arms on the desk, and tried his best to win the favor of the head teacher.
"After a summer vacation, let's ask a few questions to see if everyone has abandoned their studies and forgotten their professional knowledge." Liu Yufen smiled, and the classmates were also nervous, bowing their heads one by one, for fear of being named.
"Xu Bo!"
"Here!"
A tall and fat classmate stood up, and the head teacher thought for a while and asked, "After the Ming Dynasty, which dynasty is it?" ”
Yes? Xu Bo was stunned.
"Please answer."
"Qing, Qing Dynasty."
Xu Bo was stunned and said, this question is too pediatric for history students. The students also whispered, is there a deep-seated problem with the head teacher?
"Very good, Xu Bo, it looks like you've lost a lot of weight." The head teacher seemed to be easy-going and praised it.
"Thank you, thank you, teacher." Xu Bo sat down sweating profusely, and it took a long time to react, and muttered, "Rub, hell." ”
"Highlight!"
"Here." Another classmate got up in a hurry and slammed his desk to sway.
"Which grandson of Kangxi became the emperor?"
"Lord Qianlong!" Coaxed, everyone laughed, Gao Liang wiped the sweat on his head, and added: "Love, love Xinjueluo?" Hongli. ”
"Yes, very specific, very well mastered." Liu Yufen praised it.
Is it? Gao Liang stood stupidly, didn't even dare to sit, and was later pulled down by his classmates, and let out a sigh of relief, damn, I escaped death.
"Zhou Xuan."
Oh~! When the head teacher called out the name of the third classmate, everyone suddenly realized that the drunkard did not mean to drink, and was going to attack Zhou Xuan.
"Here." Zhou Xuan stood up calmly, with a confident smile, the opportunity to perform has finally come, teacher, from today onwards, please look down on your students!
"In the year 256 A.D., there were many major events in history, please list twenty at will." The head teacher smiled and nodded.
There was a lot of commotion in the class immediately, and the students opened their mouths exaggeratedly, this topic is too difficult.
What period is this?
Three Kingdoms.
Is it Cao Cao's ascension to the throne or something?
It may also be Zhou Yu's marriage.
Meng Buding asked about an unfamiliar year, and there were not many major events happening, even a historian would be confused. But coincidentally, what the head teacher asked happened to be Zhou Xuan's most impressive year.
Clearing his throat, Zhou Xuan spoke eloquently.
"In 256 AD, during the three-legged period, Emperor Cao Chao of Wei changed the name of the year to Ganlu, Emperor Sun Liang of Wu changed the name of the year to Taiping, and Sima Zhao crusaded against Zhuge ,......"
Wow, the classmates are stupid, I don't know if what Zhou Xuan said is right, but with this fluency, I have to give 100 points. Five, six, seven,...... Thirteen, fourteen.
Zhou Xuan said eighteen in one breath, paused slightly, and then said: "Tai Academy was hit hard, a generation of Yi Shi Guan died of a sudden illness, the whole country is sad, and the sun and moon are gone." ”
Nineteen!
The classmates applauded, and a few female classmates shouted, Zhou Xuan was amazing.
The corners of the head teacher's mouth twitched, and his face was gloomy: "There is still one left." ”
"Alas, Guan Lu Ai's disciple was framed by someone, and he died with a whimper, and now he is in the immortal class. Coincidentally, he has the same name and surname as me, also called Zhou Xuan, what a jealous talent. ”
Burst!
The classmates slapped the table and laughed wildly, humorous, really humorous, Zhou Xuan was still the bear who was not afraid of the teacher.
The head teacher's face became more and more ugly, and the depressing atmosphere spread, and everyone wiped the tears and saliva from laughter, sat up straight, and tried to hold their faces.
"The last one has no way to verify, there is a suspicion of grandstanding, Zhou Xuan is not good at academics, and he deliberately disrupts the order of the classroom and punishes the station." The head teacher pointed to the podium next to him.
With a sigh, Zhou Xuan was stunned, and quickly explained: "Teacher, what I said is true. ”
"Have you seen Guan Xuan or that Zhou Xuan?"
"I, I, alas, I was wrong. Teacher, can you stand in the back? Zhou Xuan discussed with a bitter face, standing on the front podium, it was too embarrassing.
"If you do this, I won't be able to pass the evaluation." Liu Yufen directly issued a threat.
The hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, the classmates support Zhou Xuan one-sidedly, go up, we don't laugh at you, don't bother with the menopausal old woman, what's wrong with the man standing in a class, the teacher still stands often, no shame!
Listening to the whispered muttering of his classmates, under their supportive and sympathetic eyes, Zhou Xuan's heart warmed all over his body, and he really left the desk and came to the podium.
Hahaha!
The classmates all laughed inauthentically, I'm sorry Zhou Xuan, other people's jokes can always make people very happy.
Zhou Xuanzhi frowned, it was too bad, it was really bad.
If you put aside the problem of face, standing and listening to the lecture is actually nothing, you can still exercise, you can see the textbook with squinted eyes, and the knowledge on it is richer than what you heard in class.
When the class bell rang, Zhou Xuan was still squinting at the textbook, and he didn't look like he had seen enough.
"Hob meat!" Liu Yufen snorted, packed up her things and ran into Zhou Xuan and walked towards the door of the classroom, and a few words floated in the air: "Go to the office to find me in the afternoon!" ”
It's not easy to speak in English, but Zhou Xuan felt relaxed and had the opportunity to talk to the teacher.
"Zhou Xuan, why did you suddenly become so smart?" Zhai Gang jumped up and asked excitedly.
"I happened to be interested in the history of the Three Kingdoms period during the summer vacation, and I watched some of it." Zhou Xuan said casually.
"It's amazing, it's as familiar as what happened on your doorstep."
Not far from home, Zhou Xuan said vaguely: "I've seen a lot, and I'm more impressed." ”
"The question is which big man died, and which concubine gave birth to a son, you know it, you can't help but admire it." Chen Tao was very emotional, there was a classmate who had a bright face, and he clapped again, "Let's go, I'll have a treat at noon, so it's decided." ”
"Hey, it's rare for a fat man to bleed, I'll accompany you!" Zhai Gang cheekily leaned over.
I had to go to the head teacher in the afternoon, and Zhou Xuan didn't plan to go back to the famous hall at noon, so he happily agreed. It's just that the place of eating is a little far from what he imagined, it is the school cafeteria, each person has one meat and one vegetarian two dishes, two steamed buns, and egg soup is free.
"Yo, there are meat dishes, fat people can be regarded as generous." Zhai Gang put a piece of braised pork in his mouth, and when he took a bite, the oil flowed out from the corner of his mouth, and he shouted deliciously.
"Our homeroom teacher is really evil, I have to find you awkward, anyone with a discerning eye can see it." Chen Tao was uneven.
"I don't know, I'll be fine if I talk about it in the afternoon." Zhou Xuan said with a smile.
"Don't be confused, I know what's going on!" Zhai Gang smiled evilly and patted Zhou Xuan's shoulder.
"Oh, I almost forgot about that." Zhou Xuan pretended to be calm.
Chen Tao was very curious, "What's going on, let's talk about it, it's definitely not a good thing, right?" ”
"Let's let Chen Tao say it."
Zhou Xuan lowered his head and picked up the vegetables in his mouth, in fact, he also wanted to know what was going on. Pay attention to the WeChat account eiguanzy to send iQiyi VIP