Chapter Twenty-Three: Pleasing to the Eye
Although the other party was disrespectful, he was at the loss after all.
So I didn't even say a word for a day, and turned my head to drink coffee again.
Zhang Xiaoxiao has a birthday today, but she is in a very unhappy mood.
When her boyfriend chased her, he promised to give her a BMW when she had her next birthday.
But when he caught up with him, BMW turned out to be Toyota.
Zhang Xiaoxiao took Wu Zikai's arm and began to be coquettish.
"Brother Kai, I don't want Toyota, I want BMW. Look at the people who came to buy Toyota. ”
Then he glanced at Lian Tian meaningfully.
Lian Tian shook his head and did not speak.
Wu Zikai said patiently: "Toyota's Yize is also very good. Look at such a high appearance, how suitable it is for you. ”
Although Zhang Xiaoxiao's face improved a little when she heard this, she still said unrelentingly: "I don't care, you promised others at the beginning." I want a BMW, I want a BMW. ”
Wu Zikai almost couldn't suppress the fire.
Why is this woman so greedy?
I only slept with her for a few nights, so I had to ask for a BMW?
Isn't Yize fragrant?
I take myself too seriously.
"Xiaoxiao is obedient, you drive this car out for a test drive first. I promise you'll absolutely love it. ”
"I don't want it! I've promised my girlfriend to take her out for a ride in a BMW tomorrow. Now it's Toyota, where do you put my face? ”
Wu Zikai thought to himself, if Lao Tzu hadn't chased you at such a big price and hadn't played enough, he would have kicked you away a long time ago.
At this time, the sales lady came out and walked to Liantian with the contract and the key.
"Sir, your formalities are complete, please sign."
Lian Tian signed and pressed his key.
Suddenly, a brand-new Yize in the store flashed its headlights.
Zhang Xiaoxiao's expression was confused at first.
When I saw that it was a day, my expression changed to disgust.
As if he had suffered a big loss, he shouted: "Brother Kai, have you seen it?" That stinky Yi Ze also bought it, I don't want to drive the same car as him! Shame on the dead. ”
Liantian was really drunk.
You want to drive a BMW, ask your boyfriend to buy it for you!
Why do you scold me one by one?
Although it was my fault to look at you a few more times just now.
But that's a normal male reaction.
Besides, one scolding is enough, why is it endless?
Lian Tian put the key on his finger and turned, "It's not a shame to buy Yize, it's a shame to buy Yize by selling." ”
"it." Zhang Xiaoxiao directly burst out with a foul language, "Who are you scolding for selling*?" ”
Lian Tian looked at her with a smile, "Whoever accosted me scolded whom." ”
Zhang Xiaoxiao took two steps forward in a hurry, as if he was worried.
He retreated to Wu Zikai's side, grabbed his arm and said, "Do you know who my boyfriend is, you dare to scold me." I'm telling you, my boyfriend's family runs a company! ”
Zhang Xiaoxiao's face was full of pride, as if she was not introducing her boyfriend, but her.
"Do you know how much money my boyfriend's family has? Saying it scares you to death! Exactly 50 million! You are poor, you can't make so much money in your life! ”
"Fifty million!" Lian Tian exclaimed.
This is not qualified to be your opponent at all, call my girlfriend Zhou Shuyue to come over and take care of you to death.
Wu Zikai saw the beautiful sales in the 4S store, and his eyes were staring at him with blazing eyes.
Pretended to be modest and said, "Xiaoxiao, you keep a low profile." Fifty million is not a lot. ”
Zhang Xiaoxiao snorted, "That's also money that this stinky silk can't make in his life!" ”
Even the sky is full of black lines, how can this woman turn over and over these sentences?
Out of words?
"I said you're not finished. Didn't you just take a look at you, and you stinked one by one? Do you have genitals on your mouth? You can't live without that, can you? ”
"Poof!" The beautiful women around Liantian couldn't hold back and laughed.
"You..."Zhang Xiaoxiao pointed angrily at Liantian.
Wu Zikai said in a deep voice with a gloomy face: "Brother, you'd better keep your mouth clean." ”
Liantian's face was full of grievances, "Brother, who is not clean in the mouth?" Your girlfriend has a mouthful of genitals, don't you hear? I don't even know how you go when you two kiss. ”
Wu Zikai hates others insulting himself in front of beautiful women, ", why am I giving you face?" Who are you talking to? Don't want to mess around here, do you? ”
Lian Tian looked at him with a surprised face, "Fifty million, your family has fifty million, and you are arrogant like this?" If I were your character, the earth wouldn't be able to tolerate me. ”
Wu Zikai frowned, he didn't expect that the other party, a person who bought Yize, would dare to be so presumptuous in front of him.
"Do you know what 50 million is?" Wu Zikai said with a calm face: "One million buys you a life, and I can make you die 50 times." ”
"Really? This is the first time I've seen this algorithm. Wait, I'll see how many times I can let you die. ”
Then Lian Tian counted on his fingers, "One million times, ten million times, one hundred million times, ten billion one hundred times, ten billion one thousand times, one hundred billion ten thousand times..."
Lian Tian shook his head apologetically, "I haven't been very good at math since I was a child, and I can't even count such a simple problem as well." ”
Wu Zikai looked at him like a madman, "Why don't you pretend to be crazy and stupid." If you don't get under my crotch today, I'll immediately ask someone to smash your car, believe it or not? ”
"If you dare to smash my car, I'll smash you." Liantian's face was full of seriousness, "300,000 times." ”
This time it was Wu Zikaimeng's turn.
I silently calculated in my heart that one million at a time, ten times ten million, one hundred times one hundred million, a thousand times ten billion...
Wu Zikai wanted to scold himself at the moment.
Even if this is an egg, can he really have billions of dollars?
Zhang Xiaoxiao hugged her arms, "You don't brag less, beef is so expensive, it's for people like you to blow it." Hurry up and get under my boyfriend's crotch, and then kowtow to Miss Ben a few times, maybe Miss Ben is in a good mood, so she won't be bothered with you. ”
Lian Tian smiled, "I've seen dogs fighting people, but you're too doggy." Well, I'll buy you a BMW, how about you kowtow to me? ”
Wu Zikai sneered, "Even you, a poor man, want to buy a BMW?" Xiaoxiao, don't be afraid, promise him. I'm going to see how he's going to get off this stage. This Yize must have been bought with a loan, I see how much more money he can borrow! ”。
Wu Zikai thought to himself, if you can't afford to buy a BMW for a while, see if I don't pick your skin.
If you can really afford a BMW...
Anyway, it's not me who kowtows!
Zhang Xiaoxiao: "??? ”
She felt a little weak in her heart.
But after thinking about it, what kind of heart do you have?
Seeing him wearing this poor sour look, how could he afford to buy a BMW?
Even if he can really afford to buy a BMW, then he can kowtow a few times and change to a BMW, and this business can be done.
Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoxiao still had a trace of expectation in her heart.
In this way, the three people who are on opposite sides reach a certain subtle and strange consensus.
"Good! Let's talk about it. We'll see you at the BMW 4S store in a while, if you don't go..."
Wu Zikai looked at Lian Tian, obviously waiting for him to swear.
Even the sky is not ambiguous, "Who is coming out of the asshole!" ”
"Good!" Wu Zikai smiled: "I'm already very much looking forward to seeing how you got under my crotch." ”
The salesman suddenly whispered, "You don't really want to bet on them, do you?" ”
She felt that Lian Tian had just bought a Yize in full.
But if you buy another BMW, it's a bit unrealistic.
Lian Tian nodded, "It must be true, a BMW is not very much." ”
The sales beauty was a little surprised, but I didn't expect the other party to be quite conditional.
She kindly reminded again: "Then you can buy a 2 Series, girls like that, and it's cheaper." ”
Lian Tian smiled, "Got it, thank you." ”
"Hey! What are you two muttering? Can you go or not? Wu Zikai urged impatiently.
"That's it, we've already agreed, if you regret it now, you'll have to compensate us for our losses."
Zhang Xiaoxiao hurriedly said, she was afraid that Lian Tian would regret it.
Lian Tian looked at the clown-like two, "What are you urging?" I've got to get the job done. ”
Wu Zikai snorted coldly, "Let's wait for him at the door, if he dares to run, I will drive him directly!" ”
After they went out, they asked the sales beauty, "Have you bought a car?" ”
The sales beauty was stunned, and she always asked others such a question.
It's the first time someone has asked themselves this question in a 4S store.
Subconsciously replied, "Not yet." ”
She has just joined the work, and it is estimated that she will have to wait a few years to have her own car.
Lian Tian directly handed her the car keys and the contract, "This car is for you." ”
The sales beauty couldn't believe her ears, "What did you say?" ”
"I said the car was delivered to you."
"Why?" The sales beauty still thinks that the other party is making fun of herself.
"No, it's pleasing to your eyes."
Seeing that she didn't move, Lian Tian directly put the key and the contract on the table and left.
It's incredible that the sales beauties can't react for a long time.
As soon as he rode his small electric car when he went out for a day, a black Mercedes-Benz big G stopped beside him.
Lowering the glass of the car, Zhang Xiaoxiao asked knowingly: "Why are you still riding an electric car, didn't you buy a car?" ”
Wu Zikai laughed, "Do you need to ask this time, you must have returned the car quickly, otherwise I will take some money to buy you a BMW." ”
"Hahaha, I have to call my girlfriend quickly and discuss what color to buy."
Wu Zikai stared at Lian Tian and said with a smile: "Wait for you to go ahead of me, if you dare to play any tricks, I will directly press you over." ”
Today, I finally caught a big wrong, and Wu Zikai couldn't let him run away.
I'm too lazy to worry about this stupidity.
If the other party knows the balance in his bank card, he is afraid that he will be scared to pee his pants.
At this time, Lian Tian suddenly heard a commotion.
When I turned my head to look, I saw more than a dozen sales expressions in the 4S store running towards me excitedly.
Wu Zikai hurriedly turned his head to look ahead, trying to pretend to be careless.
I wondered what was going on today?
Usually driving a big G out doesn't have such a sensational effect.,You have to pretend to be calm.。