Chapter 8 Turn the tables before you die
Ten minutes later, Zhou Yan sat back on the bed with a sore back.
"Shit, I'm such an idiot." He scolded, because his tongue hurts, so he said this sentence a little crookedly.
In the past ten minutes, Zhou Yan had almost exhausted all his strength, but he still couldn't touch his tongue and elbow.
In fact...... Zhou Yan also has a bit of a second-class idea in his mind, after all, he was reborn, so according to the routine of the third-rate novels in his previous life, he should be reborn with a superpower gold finger or something.
Perhaps, when I licked my elbow just now, I would suddenly trigger the bloodstain boundary and awaken some awesome skills.
Outcome...... It took him ten minutes to verify how stupid his idea was, and at the same time, in his heart, he scolded the person called the fake melon dozens of times.
After this toss, Zhou Yan's body and spirit have been destroyed a lot, and even he is a little resigned to his fate now.
"If you die, you will die, and you will not die."
While grumbling, he picked up the book again and flipped it back in a huff.
In fact, he didn't even know why he was reading this book now, because it was obviously a prank by some fart guy to amuse himself.
Nine times out of ten, a prison guard did it, and now, that prison guard should be sitting in front of the surveillance screen, munching melon seeds, staring at himself and smirking.
Suddenly......
Zhou Yan found such a sentence in a large number of meaningless words.
[It's not flying but lonely: As a detective, although he is still on the way to cultivation. The only thing you can do when you're in jail is call a lawyer is so real. 】
Zhou Yan was stunned, he stared at this sentence, and then read it carefully for the second time.
This...... This is similar to himself, although he is not a detective, but he is indeed in prison, and he is indeed a lawyer!
So...... Is this saying about what happened to me?
Zhou Yan felt that he seemed to have caught something, but it was not so clear, so he hurriedly continued to look down.
Sure enough, after a while, he found another sentence......
[Quack Little Fat Dun: Don't worry, you can't die]
"I can't die?"
Zhou Yan twisted his body a little uncomfortably, he knew that his thoughts were ridiculous at this time, but no matter from the context or tone, he could feel that [you] in this is what he refers to!
"Won't you...... Why is the prank to this extent? ”
He chattered, but the speed of reading became faster and faster, because Zhou Yan wondered if there would be anything in this book that could help him! ...... Although this idea is too bizarre.
Less than a minute......
Zhou Yan's frenzied reading speed slammed on the brakes.
[Xiaomen Xiaosheng: At that time, the dust in front of the gap under the gate was a few millimeters thicker than that in the warehouse]
Zhou Yan's muscles all over his body tensed.
"Dust in the crevices under the gates? How many millimeters thicker than in the warehouse? ”
Now even if Zhou Yan doesn't want to believe it, he has to admit it, these words must be for himself!
Whether it is hiring a lawyer himself, waiting to be shot, or the encouragement of the person called 'Quack Little Fat Dun', it completely matches his situation.
Although there are many words in this book that I don't know, it is likely that it is only because I have not thought of the meaning of those words.
But just these few words that I have read have helped me a lot.
Especially this person named Xiaomen Xiaosheng.
He said, "There's dust in the cracks under the gate? How many millimeters thicker than in the warehouse? 】
Obviously, the [warehouse] mentioned in this is the warehouse that I was locked up a few months ago.
And the dust under the warehouse door is thicker than in the warehouse!
Such a simple clue directly made Zhou Yan's mind draw a very important inference!
That's ...... There must be something wrong with that warehouse.
Because everyone knows that there must be a gap between the door of the warehouse and the ground, otherwise such a big door, every time the switch has to rub against the ground, wouldn't it be exhausting, even if it is not too tired, the door of the moon is also broken.
Moreover, if you have a warehouse at home, you must know one detail.
That is, under the crack of the door of the warehouse, the dust must be the least!
Because of the large space inside the warehouse, the airflow will concentrate in the gap of the door, resulting in a large airflow, especially at night, because the airflow in the crack of the door is too large, there may be a whirring sound, and many children can't sleep because of this sound!
If this is the case, then how can there be dust accumulation under the cracks of the warehouse door, and even if there is, it cannot be higher than the inside of the warehouse.
This is obviously unreasonable.
Zhou Yan swallowed his saliva, because he seemed to have caught a very important turning point.
Maybe you can save yourself!
So he quickly got up and ran to the bars.
"Someone, someone, someone! Guard! Come here! ”
Under this set of neck pulling calls, the prison guard must have come soon.
This time, his footsteps were obviously much faster than before, and when he entered Zhou Yan's line of sight, the baton was already in his hand.
This time, before Zhou Yan could speak, the prison guard had already taken out the key to the cell and cursed with his mouth.
"Wait, don't worry, I'll go in and clean you up right away!"
Well, this prison guard must be angry, let alone the prison guard, Zhou Yan himself felt that he was stirring up trouble.
"Brother prison guard, I didn't mean to be scared, I'm really in trouble!"
"Hmm..... I know you're in trouble, you're still in trouble. By this moment, the prison guards had opened the door and rushed in with batons.
If this is according to the normal novel routine, it is estimated that at this moment, Zhou Yan will directly set a combination of punches, kill the prison guards, and escape from the prison with the key.
In fact, Zhou Yan felt for a moment whether he could take the opportunity to bring down the prison guards.
However, judging by the comparison of his physique and that of the other party, Zhou Yan decided to be a law-abiding death row prisoner.
"Brother prison guard, you tell you, I'm mentally ill and just been discharged from the hospital!"
The prison guard ignored it, and the baton in his hand was already raised.
"Beating a condemned prisoner, can you feel okay with it! And if you get sick for me, I have to go to the hospital for a check-up, and the execution will have to be postponed, so you have to bear this responsibility! ”
Zhou Yan's mouth is like a machine gun, don't say it, the words are quite clear, and the prison guard's movements are obviously stagnant.
"Also, if I go to the hospital, when I ask about the cause of the disease, nine times out of ten, I will have to confess your behavior, and when the time comes, it will be difficult to say whether you can keep your job!"
This time, the prison guard really hesitated, and he slowly put down the baton: "Then what is the matter with you, I can't give a reasonable reason, I have dozens of ways to clean you up without leaving a trace." ”
As soon as Zhou Yan heard that there were steps, he hurriedly said in a louder voice.
"I'm going to appeal! I want to revisit! There is a loophole in my case! ”
The prison guard's whole face was written "You kid is really sick......
Zhou Yan raised his voice again.
"Me! Injustice! In vain! Yes! ”