0142 Sledding Three Fools
When the party was over, it was nearly 4 a.m. when Kurobuchi and the fat man got home. Young people have good physical fitness, and these two are even better, and it is okay to stay up all night occasionally.
"Do you really plan to let Zi Yanran join the live broadcast group?" The fat man played the diaphragm, he ate too much for dinner yesterday, and after the meal, the waiter served a lot of fruit snacks and drinks, and when he passed by the real big cow barbecue on the way back to Hongmeng Pavilion from Lan Kwai Fong, the fat man also invited everyone to have a barbecue.
My stomach is still swollen and buoyant.
"I don't think that woman's motives are pure, she is here for you." The fat man supports his waist with both hands, and his big belly is like a pregnant woman.
Zi Yanran showed her good impression of Hei Yuan everywhere, and always found excuses to get closer, and everyone could see that this woman wanted to soak him.
"I'm not saying that she doesn't have enough character ability, but I'm worried that she will ruin the relationship between you and Lan Lan." The quality of the person who can be selected by the teacher's black eighty-eight will not be too bad. Fat people can understand the truth, and Hei Yuan will not have doubts.
"I know."
"She's Lan Lan's best friend." Hei Yuan's words were also full of helplessness.
Kurobuchi only said one word.
"Hey, that's the reason?"
The fat man caught up and wanted to persuade a few more words, but he didn't like Zi Yanran in his heart, and the fat man himself couldn't say why, he just felt weird.
He is not like the kind of people like Hei Yuan and Hei Mi who can analyze his inner subconscious clearly, he acts entirely on his instincts, but sometimes his intuition is really accurate, and it can help him discover a lot of hidden things.
"You're finally back, I've been waiting for you here for 6 hours, 34 minutes, 17 seconds, 18 seconds."
"I'm talking to you, Hei Yuan, why don't you ignore me."
"Oh, my name is Bai Haoxing, it's nice to meet you."
"Hey. I'm talking to you, why don't you ignore me? Why are you so rude. ”
On the stone steps in front of the Kurobuchi family's villa, there sat a half-grown boy in his early 10s, wearing a pair of black-framed glasses, wearing a very British style, slim cut, delicate details, plaid shirt, khaki trousers, and shiny black leather shoes.
With two large dogs, one Alaskan and one pure snow-white Samoyed. The two dogs sat there at about the same height as the child.
He spoke in an old-fashioned tone, like a little adult, and the most impressive thing was the speed of his speech, fast and steady, like a machine gun.
Hei Yuan hadn't said a word yet, he had already said 4 sentences, 100 words.
Kurobuchi ignored the man, and he was about to open the door and enter the house.
The little boy spread his hands out, helpless.
"You are the relict of the Hong family, Huo Fan, hello, my name is Bai Haoxing." The little boy quickly turned to look at the huge fat man behind Hei Yuan, not caring about Hei Yuan's rudeness. Dafang stretched out his little hand to show the fat man his elegant courtesy.
"How do you know us?" The fat man was very puzzled, this kid suddenly appeared outside the door of Hei Yuan's house, and he looked very familiar with them.
"It seems that I didn't introduce myself carefully enough, my name is Bai Haoyue, from the Bai family of the three clans of the Nine Eunuchs, your teacher, Hei Eighty-eight, returned to the clan and proposed to the elders to form a team to participate in the clan election in 5 years, we will know the list of team members."
"You and Kurobuchi are ranked 4th and 5th respectively. I'm not wrong, right? ”
"And you have a very strong relationship, you are small, Hei Yuan is 182cm tall and weighs 72Kg, and your height is 180cm and your weight is 103Kg......."
"Hey, hey, wait, do I have 103Kg? Are you sure? "Fat people are the most reluctant to admit their weight, just as women don't want to be asked about their age.
"You can question my age, you can look down on my combat power, but you can't otherwise have my memory, my IQ is as high as 158, such a simple data can be remembered at a glance."
"It's not like you, someone like you who can make a mistake in addition and subtraction within 10." Bai Haoxing raised his head arrogantly, because of the height difference, he could only stand on tiptoe and try to reach the fat man's chest.
"Your parents taught you to talk like that?" The fat man is on fire, this stinky boy is just like the two dogs he is leading. IQ is high, EQ is lacking. The fat man has never been a person who can be angry, and the other party doesn't like what he says, and he provokes them three times and twice, so he can't be blamed for being polite.
"You kid owe education, don't you, who can't add and subtract within 10? 1+1=2, 1+2=3, isn't that possible? Is it because you don't know how to be polite or we don't understand? The fat man snapped his fingers and gestured, and the other party actually said that he didn't know how to add and subtract within 10, which was too underestimated.
The fat man's tone was not good, and the two big dogs beside Bai Haoxing immediately stood up from their sitting position, bared their teeth, and let out a low roar in their throats, as long as the fat man made any more excessive moves, they would rush up to subdue him.
"Bao, Ann, sit down." Bai Haoxing gave orders to the two guys, and the two big dogs immediately retracted their murderous momentum and sat down again, but this time they obviously kept their eyes on the fat man, and as long as they found something abnormal, they would come forward to protect their owners.
Bai Haoxing flicked the frame of his glasses and said slightly apologetically: "I'm sorry, they are my companions, and it's not safe to go out at night, so I always take them with me." They are very obedient and will not do anything to me as long as others do me substantial harm. ”
Although Bai Haoxing explained it very clearly, the fat man still unconsciously took a step back, intending to stay away from this kid.
Hei Yuan had already opened the door and changed his slippers, he stood in the entrance to watch the two fight, this kid suddenly appeared at the door of his house with an unknown origin, and he knew so many secrets of the Nine Prisons, it seemed that he was one of the core members, but he didn't know what his purpose was when he came here to see him.
While the fat man was talking to him, Kurobuchi had been watching him.
Grandpa Nine should be asleep, he doesn't want these three fools to go in and disturb his old man's sleep.
"What are you doing here?" Hei Yuan clasped his hands to his chest and looked at Bai Haoxing lightly.
"Oh, I'm here to warn you." Bai Haoxing stood like a little gentleman, his figure had not yet grown, he was thin and short, but his way of thinking was already that of an adult, and his momentum was not weak when he talked to the two.
"Remind us?" Kurobuchi and the fat man looked at each other, a little incredulous. What can such a young child remind them of?
"Hey, it's normal for you not to believe what I'm saying, and it's still very low to believe the words of someone you've just met for less than 10 minutes."
"I am a member of the Bai family of the three clans in the Nine Prisons, and I am here to remind you that the risk of Hei Yuan returning to the Nine Prisons is too great, and the benefits are so small that they can be ignored. It is even more difficult for you to participate in the clan election. ”
"When your teacher, Hei Eighty-Eight, said that he wanted to accept you as a disciple and form a team to participate in the next clan election, he was strongly opposed by all the clans."
"I want to ask, do you insist on following your teacher and returning to the family and the Nine Eunuchs?" Bai Haoxing kept staring at Hei Yuan, waiting for his answer.
"Yes." Hei Yuan replied indifferently.
"Then I have come to warn you, Black Abyss, that your journey back is very difficult, and that you will be subject to challenges, assassinations, and accidents for a long time to come. They won't let you go back to the clan as you wish. Be ye well prepared. ”
Bai Haoxing was very serious, he didn't forget to go back and forth when he said this, and he relieved himself after the two big guys around him were not unusual, and continued: "I'm in Blue City, so I'm here to remind you as soon as possible." I'm leaving, I've wasted too much time waiting for you here, the other families will soon make a move, you have to cheer up. ”
"Those guys are everywhere."
He bent down and touched the two loyal companions, and then said: "Ah Bao and Ah An can hear the movement 50 meters away, I predict that the first wave of guys sent to test your strength will definitely be the five scum, Ah Bao and Ah An are enough to identify them." ”
"I've got to leave, you can do it yourself."
"Wait." Kurobuchi stopped the boy.
"The nine eunuchs are all against me returning to the family, why are you kind enough to remind me?"
"Are you uneasy and kind?" The fat man questioned that there must be demons when things go wrong, why is the Bai family an exception.
The British boy shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly, "You think I want to do this?" I am also an illegitimate child, I have lived in the Blue City since I was a child, and I am in a similar situation to you, I cannot get the real attention and cultivation of the family, and I am ignored and excluded. ”
"Yesterday I went home and heard my father and second brother arguing." Speaking of his family, Bai Haoxing rarely showed the expression of a child, and said with a slight self-deprecation: "They can't see me, they never see me, no matter what they are doing, I am transparent, in their eyes will never exist, and there will never be weight." ”
The fat man couldn't bear to interrupt the other party, but Hei Yuan asked indifferently, "What are they arguing about?" ”
Bai Haoxing sighed and said, "Father wants the second brother to worship Hei Eighty-eight as a teacher, join the treacherous search group, and become your seventh junior brother." However, the second brother thinks that the treacherous group is now the target of the public, and it is too dangerous to join the team, and he is worried that after he apprentices, he will be affected by the rebellion of the black locust back then, which will be detrimental to the family. ”
Hei Yuan sneered and deduced: "So you want to ease the relationship between your father and your second brother, get their approval, come here to squat for a few hours, and remind me of the next obstruction from the Nine Prison families." If your father can fulfill his wish, your second brother will not affect the development of your family because of the difficulties faced by the treacherous group, right? ”
The boy was so confused by the question that he buried his head in the ground and drew circles on his feet, and muttered in his throat, "Can't you?" What's wrong with my approach? ”
"Then tell me, why did your father suggest that your second brother join the search group?"
The little boy Bai Haoxing was just about to speak, when a loud but old voice came from behind the three of them.
"His father's name is Bai Lianshan, and he is the elder brother of Hei Yuan's father."
"Your name is Bai Haoxing?"
The moment Hei Jiu appeared, the two big dogs beside Bai Haoxing were immediately alert, and stood up from the ground again, their ears erected, and their teeth bared and roared. As soon as Hei Jiu raised his hand, the two guys immediately let out a muffled cry in their throats, and then lay on the ground and took several steps back, not daring to take a step forward.
"Come in, come into the house and talk."
Bai Haoxing's small body trembled violently due to excitement, he caught up with Hei Jiu, and asked loudly, "Are you Shigong Hei Jiu?" The legendary figure among the black family teachers? ”
Then there was a pain in the back of his head, and when he looked back, the fat man was standing behind him, and his hand had not been withdrawn: "Look at it, it's blocking your fat man's way." ”
"Why are you slapping me on the head?" The kid Bai Haoxing looked dazed, and the fat man didn't have a heavy hand, but he had never been treated like this, so he couldn't help but feel a little weird.