The hall burst into laughter again, and Princess Ning and Princess couldn't sit still.

Li Sangrou laughed and stood up at the same time, Du Ningyi reacted very quickly, immediately got up, let go to the side, and let Li Sangrou and Princess Ninghe go over to watch the excitement.

In the middle of the hall, there was one on one side, but Ma Dalang, the eldest grandson of Daotiao and Ma Hanlin, was standing.

Channeling with his hands on his waist, a picture of disobedience to our battle, the black horse and Xiao Luzi stood on the side of Channeling, clapping their hands and stomping their feet.

Ma Dalang's momentum is not as good as channeling, but Tian Shiyi and Pan Dingbang behind him, one on each side, patted Ma Dalang's shoulder, foaming at the corners of his mouth, although there are only two people, the momentum is no worse than the four of them.

"You one, that is, the name is called the water, that is, floating on the water, it's all fake! Fake Handle! We're skidding! That's the one who killed the Nanliang Water Ghost, the Authentic Sect, it's all real guys! The dark horse clapped his hands and feet.

"You're a fake!

Da Lang's master is the number one of our Daqi Naval Army, and Jin Mingchi performs martial arts every year, and all the moves in the water are under his control!

You're that, Nolut! You can't get on the big plate! Da Lang, this is the real skill! Authentic! ”

Tian Shiyi shouted and patted Ma Dalang, and Ma Dalang's shoulders collapsed.

"Yo! Martial arts! Perform! Perform! Do you hear that? Perform!

Our brothers, that's a real gun! I've killed people in the water and let blood go, have you ever seen blood? Yes? Have you ever seen human blood? Compare with us, huh! The black horse folded his arms in front of his chest, and his head was raised sideways, proudly.

"Don't just say it, it's a comparison! Compare and draw! There's a lake behind here! The do-gooders gathered in a circle, coaxing the seedlings, and their faces were red with excitement.

"Compare and compare, we are not afraid! How to compare, you say, how you say, how to compare, let's compare! He had horns on his head, one hand crossed his waist, and the other hand held his thumb to scratch around.

"It's better than that, we can still be afraid of him!" Ma Dalang didn't speak, and Pan Dingbang jumped to his feet and shouted.

"This garden is so big, and the back lake must be smaller, and it can't be opened!" Li Sangrou raised his voice.

"Our boss said that it can't be used! Otherwise, let's go to Jinmingchi! Do you dare to go? Yes? Don't you dare! The black horse patted the shoulder and pointed at Tian Shiyi to invite battle.

"Our big man, Jin Mingchi swims a few times in circles! I'm still scared of you! Go for it! What don't we dare! Hum! "Tian 11 jumped high.

"You don't need to go to Jinming Pool, the ability in the water is also a breath-holding kung fu, it's better than holding your breath, just take two big basins." Li Sangrou stood behind and came up with an idea.

"Yes, yes, yes! Than holding your breath! "Dark Horse and Pan Dingbang, you point to me, I point to you, applaud together.

"Take a big basin! Hurry! Tian Shiyi jumped to his feet and shouted.

A circle of people followed and screamed.

The corners of his mouth went down, and he glanced at Ma Dalang proudly.

Ma Dalang was obviously relieved, on a cold day, he really didn't want to go into the water, fortunately!

The little ones were as fast as lightning and as fast as the wind, and in the blink of an eye, they brought two deep and large wooden basins, filled them with water, and carried the two chairs side by side, and placed them side by side in the middle.

Ma Dalang looked scared, he has been drinking water since he was a child, because people say that water can lengthen his body and grow tall, but he has never tried it with anyone, this is better than holding his breath, how to compare?

I understand!

In terms of holding his breath, he is an old connoisseur, earlier in Jiangdu City, he has never lost than holding his breath!

The very simple thing is to bend down and bow your head and bury your face in the water.

Pan Dingbang stood in front of the two, holding up a hand, with a serious face, ready to shout to start.

Tian Shiyi and the dark horse quickly changed positions, Tian Shiyi stared at the strip, and the dark horse stared at Ma Dalang.

"Wait, wait!" Li Sangrou raised her hand and shouted, "Let me make a bet first, I bet on Ma Dalang, who are you betting on?" Li Sangrou looked at Princess Ning He and asked.

"Yes, yes, yes! There has to be a bet, I'm betting on Ma Dalang! Pan Dingbang danced excitedly.

The big bosses are betting on Ma Dalang, this time, Ma Dalang has won! Ma Dalang wins, that's if he wins!

A big bet!

"I'm spurring!" Princess Ning He raised her hand.

She must stand up for the dark horse and them, and she is not afraid of losing money.

"Let's not bother too much, stand in two teams, distinguish clearly, hey that, you can't stand in the middle.

If Ma Dalang wins, each of you will come out with fifty taels of silver, and we will divide it equally.

If we win, and each of us comes out with fifty taels of silver, and you divide it equally, how about it? ”

As soon as Li Sangrou's voice fell, a cheer rang out.

Pan Dingbang and Tian Shiyi slapped even more, they liked this kind of simple and clear betting. That kind of bet with a few losses is simply embarrassing, and by the way, I will pit them again.

After the hustle and bustle in the hall, the two became two piles, and the vast majority of them followed Li Sangrou to stand on Ma Dalang, and there were only a dozen or so people, standing on the side of the channel.

Dachang, who had been sitting in the corner, stood up and stood on the side of the channel.

Pan Dingbang raised his hand again, "All ready?" Okay, one, two, go! ”

Ma Dalang and Dao Tiao buried their faces in the water at the same time.

The large group behind Ma Dalang, and the small group behind the channel, all held their breath and craned their necks to look at the two.

Tian Shiyi raised his fingers nervously, and counted unevenly breathing: "One breath, two breaths......"

After just ten breaths, Ma Dalang raised his head and panted desperately.

Next to Ma Dalang, the stripes did not move.

The black horse hugged his arms in front of his chest, touched the ground on one toe, and looked at Pan Dingbang triumphantly.

Hmph, I don't want to think about it, why is it called channeling! Can ordinary people call this channel?

Ma Dalang gasped, raised his hand and wiped his face, "Oh, no, it's suffocating, I've never held it for so long." ”

The dark horse patted him and motioned for him to look at the channel.

Ma Dalang glared at the strip, wiped his face again, leaned over, looked left, and looked right.

This face is buried much deeper than his, and it will definitely not be able to breathe.

The people in the hall held their breath, listening to Tian Shiyi count all the way to one hundred and twenty, and then he raised his head, raised his hand and wiped his face, his face did not change and his heart did not beat, "Actually, I can hold it for a while." ”

"Let's go collect the cashier." Da Chang patted Xiao Luzi, lifted up the placket of his clothes and put it into a pocket, and went to the opposite side to collect the cash.

Pan Dingbang screamed.

On this treat, he and eleven two people, hollowed out their minds, calculated and calculated, and calculated that they could pick out two hundred taels of silver, and this time, one hundred taels went in!

His aching heart is dripping blood!

Dachang took Xiao Luzi, grasshoppers, and the big three, and even Ma Dalang's share was not spared, and dutifully collected the cashier and divided the silver.

This time, the family of the little one year has it.

Li Sangrou stabbed the depressed Pan Dingbang, "Your fifty taels, I'll do it for you?" Anyway, dark horses, they win more. ”

"What about Eleven?" Pan Dingbang's eyes lit up suddenly.

"Or, twenty-five taels for each of you?" Li Sangrou glanced at Tian Shiyi, who was dragging the strip to say something.

"Then forget it, there are few places where he uses silver, and besides, he uses the silver indiscriminately." Pan Dingbang didn't hesitate at all, and immediately left Tian Shiyi aside.

"There's something I need to ask you for." Li Sangrou pulled Pan Dingbang to sit next to him.

"Just say it!" Pan Dingbang had just gotten fifty taels of silver cheap, and he agreed.

"That's what it's like, my evening newspaper, under that grape trellis." Li Sangrou frowned, "Look, now, the fight has started, if we are still in the sky, this grape trellis and that Hedong lion are not very suitable, don't you say?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes! Or you think thoughtfully, let me tell you, since the fourth or fifth day of the Lunar New Year, I heard that there was a fight, I arrived at the department on time every day, I didn't dare to be late or leave early, and I didn't dare to go anywhere in the middle.

You see that on the day you came back, it stands to reason that as soon as I knew, I should have gone to see you, and I didn't dare to come out!

At this time, it is time to pay attention to it! Or you think thoughtfully, it is not appropriate to play like this, and then pull the grape trellis.

So don't you want this trellis? ”

Pan Dingbang said no, a pain in the flesh, he likes to look under the grape trellis the most.

"Don't do anything, just rely on grape trellis to sell evening newspapers,

That's what I thought, under the trellis, or under the trellis.

However, let's not write about Hedong lions or anything, these things that are too windy and snowy, let's write some serious articles. For example, how to write about the current art and politics, rhyme or something.

Next year, it's not going to be a spring or autumn exam, put some articles like this on it, and the evening newspaper will definitely sell well.

What do you think? Li Sangrou pinched her chin and looked at Pan Dingbang.

"This is to teach people to write articles and teach people to take exams, and in my family, except for me, everyone is doing it!

What do you mean? Who are we looking for?

My eldest brother is not at home, my father, second brother, third brother, from the Chinese New Year to the present, they are all busy, and they can't see the busy people, so they definitely don't have the time to write this. Pan Dingbang answered quickly.

"What about your third sister-in-law? And your second sister-in-law, doesn't it mean that their knowledge is better than your third brother and second brother? Li Sangrou looked at Pan Dingbang with a smile.

"My third sister-in-law's knowledge is definitely much better than my third brother, and my second sister-in-law, well, is also better than my second brother.

However, my second sister-in-law and third sister-in-law are all in charge of me, and when I am in front of them, my words don't count. "Pan Dingbang has always treated Li Sangrou as his own person, telling the truth.

"You just tell them for me, ask a question, if you are willing, if you are willing, if you are not, let's find someone else." Li Sangrou looked at Pan Dingbang with a smile.

"That's fine! When I go back today, I'll tell my second sister-in-law and third sister-in-law! Pan Dingbang agreed.

In this feast, except for Tian Shiyi, who thought that his one hundred taels of silver was only fifty taels left in the blink of an eye, it was sad to think about it, and the rest of the people were all happy.

……………………

The next day, Li Sangrou just arrived in the Shunfeng shop, and not long after, a neat and exquisite mother-in-law came to the shop, saw Li Sangrou, and respectfully passed on the words of her third grandmother:

When the big boss is free, the third grandmother of her family invites the big boss to the Ruyi Tea House to drink a cup of tea.

Li Sangrou is neat and tidy, she has to have a free day today.

The mother-in-law went and returned quickly, and her third grandmother was waiting for the big boss at the Ruyi Tea House.

Li Sangrou followed her mother-in-law, entered the Ruyi Tea House from the corner gate, and went straight to a quiet and elegant room in the back garden.

In the private room, two women came out one after the other, both of whom looked to be in their twenties.

Walking in front, the straight eyebrows are clear and black, and the eyes are black and white, refreshing and clear, like a birch standing in the wind.

The latter one, with willow eyebrows and almond eyes, seems to be laughing when he is not smiling, IKEA IKEA IKEA makes people feel warm.

"Third grandmother, second grandmother." Li Sangrou bowed his hand.

The third grandmother Qian who walked in front raised her eyebrows, "How did the big boss recognize it?" My second sister-in-law and I are both meeting the big boss for the first time. ”

"The gentleness of the second grandmother is the most suitable for a bowl of slurry water." Li Sangrou bowed and smiled.

Qian San's grandmother laughed, and the second grandmother Zhong laughed while leaning sideways to let Li Sangrou, "Let the big boss laugh." ”

Li Sangrou let Grandma Zhong Er, and Grandma Qian San, enter the private room.

"Xiao Qi said, the big boss loves to drink tea, I did what Xiao Qi said, and made a few tea bags, is that so?" Grandma Qian San asked Li Sangrou to sit down and personally carried the pot to make tea.

"I'm not picky, the third grandmother has a heart, thank you." Li Sangrou owes thanks.

"Xiao Qi drank a lot yesterday, and before he left this morning, he remembered it, found his third sister-in-law, and hurriedly said a few words.

His third sister-in-law didn't understand much, thinking that since it was the business of the big boss, she chased him and asked, it was better to meet the big boss and ask in person. Grandma Zhong Er looked at Li Sangrou, with a hint of respect, and said with a smile.

"I mentioned it to the Seventh Prince yesterday, and I also thought that if the third grandmother and the second grandmother were willing to see each other, they would talk about it in person." Li Sangrou was equally polite and respectful.

"I can't afford to see the big boss, it's a blessing for me and my second sister-in-law.

In the battle of Hefei, San Lang knew that day, and when he came back, he drank a few cups and admired the big boss very much. Grandma Qian San took a cup of tea and put it in front of Li Sangrou.

"Don't dare to be." Li Sangrou said politely, looked at Grandma Qian San and Grandma Zhong Er, spread her hands and smiled: "These polite words of praise, okay here?" I'm not used to that. ”

Grandma Qian San laughed out loud, and Grandma Zhong also laughed, "This is really not a boast, our second and third masters, as well as our Xiangye, really admire the big boss." Let's not talk about that, you can say it. Grandma Zhong Er motioned to Grandma Qian San.

"Xiao Qi shook off the sentence, saying that the big boss wants me to write a few articles and put them under the grape trellis?" Grandma Qian San looked at Li Sangrou, and the end went up.

"Yes. Those gossip under the grape trellis, the peaceful world, is a little fun, and now Qiliang is fighting for the country, although it is a short gossip evening newspaper in the parents, and then it is not appropriate to talk about those gossips in the past.

I wondered if I could change it and put something useful.

For example, can the third grandmother point out how to write the art and political theory, and the second grandmother talks about rhyme and rhetoric.

It just so happens that next year will be the year of spring and autumn, and compared with the previous ones, no matter what, these are a little useful. Li Sangrou smiled.

Grandma Qian San and Grandma Zhong Er glanced at each other.

Grandma Zhong Er looked at Li Sangrou and said with a smile: "We women and Taoist people, people in the boudoir, talk about academic articles, but they are just lifting and giving some face, where can we guide them?" ”

"I'm also a woman, I don't study much, I can't learn well, but when it comes to killing, men are not as good as me." Li Sangrou smiled, "However, the fools in this world believe that women are always inferior to men, but there are nine out of ten fools in the world."

An article, a calligraphy and painting, a business, a war, all kinds of things, if you indicate men and women, you have to say a word, and women just can't.

But what if men and women are hidden? ”

Grandma Qian San's eyebrows raised, "The meaning of the big boss, there are only articles, no names and surnames?" ”

"I still want a name, the third grandmother just needs to give herself a number." Li Sangrou said with a smile.

Grandma Qian San looked at Grandma Zhong Er.

Grandma Zhong Er's brows frowned slightly, and after a moment, she hesitated: "I'm a little worried, my idea of learning with the third sister is just the opinion of the boudoir, if the article is poorly written, misleading the people who read the article, and making them go astray, it will be a sin." ”

"First, there are a lot of indiscriminate in this world, even if the second grandmother and the third grandmother are indeed just boudoir views, there are not too many two indiscriminate.

The articles that the second and third grandmothers have read, are they all insightful?

As for the person who reads, the benevolent will see the benevolent, and the wise will see the wise, if an article can mislead him, then without this article, he will still go astray, this is in the person, not in the article. Li Sangrou smiled.

Grandma Qian San laughed.

Grandma Zhong Er bowed and smiled: "The words of the big boss are really insightful. ”

After hesitating, Grandma Zhong Er then smiled and said: "If the big boss wants such an article, he should find the Hanlin to write it, even if the war between the two countries starts now, the Hanlin are not very busy." ”

"One, I don't like them; Second, I am a woman, and most of my shopkeepers are women, and I have never felt that women are worse than men. Li Sangrou looked at the two with a smile.

Grandma Qian San raised her eyebrows, looked at Grandma Zhong Er, bit her lip and said, "Why don't you write a few articles first?" ”

"Anyway, I don't write my original name or surname." Zhong Er's grandmother looked at Li Sangrou, "This article will be sent to the big boss?" ”

"Don't worry, unless you two want to identify yourself, otherwise, you know, I know." Li Sangrou smiled in response.