After looking at the courtyard a few times, the altar said, "Hey~ I'll tell you, don't be too modest." As the saying goes, excessive modesty is pride. I still know about your two moments, even if it's good, at least it can be used at critical moments. And now there are too many liars who eat and drink, one by one, they are full of nonsense, and few of them have real talent and learning, who can know if these two people in front of them really have the ability? ”

I don't know if the altar was unintentional or deliberately wanted to let those people hear, so he didn't suppress his voice too much. Xu saw that the young man's appearance was not pleasing to the eye, so he deliberately found fault. This is indeed in line with the character of the altar, that's it, you always have to say a few words when you see something, regardless of the consequences.

Sure enough, as soon as they heard this, they immediately didn't want to. The young man was the first to rush over and shouted at us: "Hey, hey, how do you talk?" Who is a liar who eats and drinks, and who is full of nonsense? Who are you? ”

"I just said, what's the matter?" The jar was not to be outdone, and even I didn't stop him when I pulled him.

At this time, Li Yuan hurriedly ran over and grabbed the young man and hurriedly said, "Brother Gu, Brother Gu, this is a friend of mine, I drank two more glasses at night, and I talked nonsense in my mouth, don't take it to heart." ”

"When you are drunk, you wake up in three minutes, and you spit out the truth after drinking. Even if he's drunk, I guess that's what he says, right? The "master" also walked over from behind, still with an indifferent expression on his face, and from his face, he couldn't see the meaning of being angry because of the two words of the jar.

Li Yuan was not familiar with the altar, so he hurriedly said to me: "This is Master Liang, one of the most famous gentlemen in the entire Huanghua!" The feng shui that he has seen by the old man has not had a single errand - the feng shui of the yang house, and the main family is a top one; Looking at the feng shui of the yin house, the children of the deceased are richer than the other. This Master Liang is amazing! ”

I hurriedly nodded yes, now it's better to have more than one thing to do, so why bother with this? I hurriedly pulled the jar and walked back and said, "Master Liang, I'm sorry, my brother drank too much and didn't choose what to say. When he wakes up tomorrow, I'll educate him! ”

Master Liang didn't speak, just watched me pull the jar and gradually walk away.

Although the altar was pulled by me, no one covered his mouth. He shouted, "Who drank?" I'm telling the truth! Poor ghost, you also know feng shui, compare with him! Afraid of him? ”

I pulled the jar and whispered, "The strong dragon does not suppress the head snake!" We're here to do something, not to cause trouble! Don't look for trouble! ”

The altar didn't shout again, just scratched the back of his head and said, "I also understand what you said." Actually, I'm not aiming at that Master Liang, I'm aiming at that kid. I just can't get used to his appearance, I can't get used to the tone of his voice, what's wrong? Master Liang, the main person of the family, hasn't said anything yet, he's there for five or six years, who is he, who is he? By watching feng shui, you can blindly instruct others, add drama to yourself, and increase your sense of existence? What is it? As he spoke, he spat on the ground.

I went back to Li Yuan's house with Tanzi, I wanted to go to bed early tonight, but I didn't feel sleepy at all, and the sound of frogs croaking nearby came one after another, and the people who called people were upset and couldn't sleep at all.

The altar complained, "What month is this, and why are there so many toads calling?" ”

I rolled over and said, "It's a lot warmer here than we are by the sea, and it's not surprising that there are toads." ”

In this way, I stayed up with the jar in a croaking of frogs, half-asleep and half-awake until dawn.

Today is the day of Uncle Li Yuan's funeral. The altar and I rushed over early.

To say that the funeral ceremony in the countryside is still very grand.

I got up a little late with the jar and stood at the back of the crowd. looked at Li Yuan's cousin, that is, his uncle's son, dressed in white linen, kneeling in front of the coffin with a filial piety basin on his head. The female relatives were crying, which made the atmosphere of the whole compound look particularly sad.

Master Liang stood beside Li Yuan's cousin, pointed him out, and told him to stand up. I saw Li Yuan's cousin holding up the filial piety basin and slamming it to the ground. That means getting ready for the road with us.

The people in the whole compound moved, some people walked in front with the statue, Li Yuan's cousin walked behind with a filial piety stick, then the wreath paper man, the suona band played and beat closely behind, and then there was the coffin carried by eight people, and the last one was the relatives and friends who sent the funeral. And the altar and I followed the crowd of mourners, slowly moving forward.

But just when they came out of the village, the eight strong young men carrying the coffin suddenly felt a strong force pressing down from their shoulders, and then with a "bang", the coffin fell to the ground.

This stunned everyone present. At first, the birds were silent, and then they cried and shouted. Everyone knows that at the time of the funeral, the coffin must not fall to the ground before going to the cemetery, otherwise it will be a big murderer, and someone in the family will die again. Some people also say that the coffin fell to the ground because the deceased was unwilling to die by himself, and some people said that he was reluctant to leave this world. But whatever it is, the coffin falling to the ground is not a good sign.

The funeral crowd immediately gathered around, and people exchanged their heads and chattered with each other, talking about the things in front of them that could only be heard from stories.

"Get out of the way, get out of the way!" The young man who followed Master Liang last night pushed through the crowd, and Master Liang walked briskly from behind.

"Master Liang, look, look, what's going on, what is this? Why did my father's coffin suddenly ......" Li Yuan's cousin is also a master of the six gods now, and when he saw Master Liang, he hurriedly pulled him and asked.

Master Liang had a gloomy face, holding a compass in one hand and pinching his fingers in the other. After a while, he turned his head and asked the guys who were carrying the coffin, "Can you carry it now?" ”

Eight of the boys tried it, and it really came up. But as soon as I moved forward, the pressure immediately increased greatly, and I had to let it go again.

"And what about going back?" Master Liang asked again.

A few guys tried again, and this time it wasn't like the one just now.

Master Liang sighed: "It seems that we can only go back to the mourning hall first!" ”

As soon as Master Liang said this, Li Yuan and his cousin were anxious: "Master, how can this be done?" Today is the day of my father's funeral, and I can't delay the hour! ”

Master Liang said, "I know, but do you think you can walk like this now?" I think your father still has nostalgia for your son and this family, so he is reluctant to leave the village. ”