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Hu Xiaojiu said: "Okay, if you pay, it can be regarded as an open and honest look, and I won't feel that I owe you anything!" Say, what's the price? ”

Zhang Yun said angrily: "Yo, what 'what price', how can it sound like a seller?" The Lun family stopped talking. ”

- Poof, paralyzed, isn't this a table and a memorial arch?

It's obviously a plan to ask people to bleed, but it's still pretending, and it's really a bit unbearable.

"Sister Yun, it's almost enough," I secretly felt embarrassed for that fox Xiaojiu, and said, "If you continue to be so cute, I won't be able to drink this wine." ”

"Ha, what is this, you didn't listen to what the little elf just said, she is clearly marked with a price!"

At this time, I saw that on her WeChat, a red envelope appeared directly, and it was marked with 200 yuan.

Zhang Yun shook his mobile phone in front of me: "Senior brother, do you see it, now you know what it means to be faster than a money printing machine, right?" ”

I couldn't help but shake my head, thinking: 200 yuan just take the phone and look at it, it's too expensive, right?

Zhang Yun got up and walked to Zhu Xiaoping's side and sat down, and the faces of the two of them were much better.

Zhang Yun said into the phone: "Brother Xiaojiu, you are so annoying, the red envelope has been sent, you want to see where the Lun family is!" ”

After speaking, she showed her mobile phone to Zhu Xiaoping: "Sister Ping, you see that this product is really a little fresh meat, why don't you tease it at night?" ”

"Let's make a fuss!" Zhu Xiaoping glanced at her, picked up the wine glass and said to Lu Shilin and me: "Come, let's go one!" ”

At this time, Zhang Yun clicked on Hu Xiaojiu's language again, only to hear him say: "Below! ”

"Oops, nasty!"

Saying that, Zhang Yun actually reached out and lifted Zhu Xiaoping's skirt to take a photo, and Lu Shilin and I saw this, and squirted out all the wine in our mouths with a "poof".

Zhu Xiaoping didn't pay attention at first, but when she found that Zhang Yun was taking a photo in her skirt with her mobile phone, she was excited, and took a sip of wine "cough cough" and choked out her snot and tears.

Zhang Yun immediately put down her skirt and said into the mobile phone: "Oh, it's so annoying, I have to look at the Lun family, I won't talk to you, bye!" ”

After saying that, he turned off his phone.

Zhu Xiaoping took a few napkins in a row, wiped away her snot and tears, stared at Zhang Yun, and scolded: "Paralysis, you little prodigal, oh, you accept red envelopes, take your sister's bottom to show people?" ”

Zhang Yun returned to her place and sat down, put down her mobile phone, reached out and picked up a lobster from the plate, and sucked it while "swishing" while saying: "It's all sisters, what else is yours and mine, I'm not wearing pants, you are wearing a skirt, and there is nothing in it, is it more convenient than me?" Besides, if you take off your pants for 200 yuan, are you tired? ”

The bloody thing is that when Zhang Yun said this, she said it with a serious face, as if everything should be like this.

I almost laughed.

Zhu Xiaoping got up and rushed to Zhang Yun's side with a flushed face, pressed her on the sofa, pinched her neck hard, and gritted her teeth and said: "Yes, they are all their own sisters, who else is doing it, why should I pinch my neck now and strangle myself to death, right?" ”

Zhang Yun shouted loudly: "Help, help—"

Whether it's true or not, Lu Shilin and I got up at the same time and pulled Zhu Xiaoping away, if we don't get up, at least Zhu Xiaoping won't get down the steps for a while, and Zhang Yun's joke is indeed a bit excessive.

Fortunately, they are not friends for a day or two, and the fact that the three of them like me and can coexist peacefully is enough to explain everything, and Zhu Xiaoping's words have always been worried about handling me first, and then introducing them to share.

If I was a leprosper, I would have really picked up a big bargain, but unfortunately I wasn't. Although the kind of sisterly friendship between them makes me envious, I still can't accept their lifestyle and the scale of jokes.

finally pulled Zhu Xiaoping away, Zhu Xiaoping sat back on the sofa and pointed at Zhang Yun angrily and said, "Are you a dead fat man itching a 'small household'?" Wait for Guodong to treat you well! ”

I asked with a puzzled face, "What is a 'small household'?" ”

When Zhang Yun and Lu Shilin heard this, they sat on the sofa and leaned forward and backward laughing, Zhu Xiaoping endured and endured, seeing them laughing like that, and finally couldn't help but laugh along with the "giggles", and I was even more blindfolded.

"What's wrong?" I asked, puzzled, "What made you laugh like this?" ”

With that, I returned to my seat and sat down.

Zhang Yun was the first to hold back a laugh, cleared his throat again, and pretended to say to me: "Junior brother, are you eating turtle meat and pretending to be a fool?" Let's not say that you tried to go to Sister Ping just now, but that old woman didn't take you to her 'small household' to wander around? ”

Zhu Xiaoping still didn't react when she saw me, and said with a flushed cheek: "Hey, didn't you see the dead fat man, will this be a 'big family' to eat lobster?" Later, I will pee with a 'small household'! ”

- Poof!

I'm really ugly, I don't know, I don't know, I still chase and ask, think about myself, no one.

"Come on, come on," Lu Shilin saw my embarrassed face, and hurriedly raised her wine glass to make a round: "Don't go too far, let's go one by one!" ”

"Come on, come on—"

Everyone agreed, and drank from their glasses.

This drink is a bit dim, they drink a lot, but they all like to be big, this is understandable, just like a few men around a woman, maybe the men will fight because of jealousy, they face me a man, and it is normal for them to be coquettish.

They have enough confidence in their own drinking, but they didn't think about our rural children, and they don't have other skills, but they have learned to smoke and drink since they were young, and I drink a lot of alcohol.

At first, they wanted to take care of me and get me drunk quietly, but then they realized that when all three of them started to circle their tongues, I seemed to be more sober than when I hadn't drunk.

After drinking the white wine and red wine, I started drinking beer, and the beer was good for everything, but I had to pee if I didn't drink much.

Although I drank a lot, I was the first to go to the bathroom, and when I walked into the bathroom, I felt the moisture and the smell of shower gel inside, which proved that my judgment just now was right, Zhang Yun and Lu Shilin probably took a bath in my place.

At this time, I, Zhu Xiaoping, asked them in a low voice: "Hey, which of you will come first?" ”

I was stunned, not knowing what tricks they were going to play, so I quickly leaned into the crack of the door to eavesdrop.

At this time, I heard Lu Shilin say: "Fatty, why don't you go first." ”

Zhang Yun asked rhetorically, "Why?" ”

"I'm thin and small, look at his body, if he breaks it, it's over, after your fat, help me explore the way first, right?"

Zhu Xiaoping scolded with a smile: "You pig brain!" No matter how big his thing is, can it be bigger than a child's head? Hey, Nima, don't say you're thin, so you'll never have a child for the rest of your life! ”

Stun!

I could tell they were talking about who got on me first, but the question was, did I agree?

At this time, I heard the sound of someone getting up, and then Zhang Yun said: "Okay, I'll take a look at how small your girl is, and whether you have a needle's eye." ”

"Nasty, dead fat man......"

The three little beauties writhed together playfully.

"Hey, don't make a fuss!" Zhu Xiaoping stopped them and said: "It's you who are fighting to try the first, it's your business to drop the chain at a critical time, don't say that I eat alone in the future!" ”

"Hey, hey," at this time, I heard Zhang Yun ask again: "What, is it interesting to do that with a man?" ”

When Zhu Xiaoping heard this, she chirped: "Dead fatty, don't you say that you are still in the middle?" ”

"Sister, I'...... It's really good. ”

"Huh?"

Lu Shilin also said at this time: "Sister, I'...... Hey, I'm here too. ”

"it!" Zhu Xiaoping said angrily: "It's a force for Nima!" Why are you still making trouble? ”

"No," Zhang Yun said: "Don't we all watch the small films of the island country, those actresses hum, don't you want to try it too?" ”

Lu Shilin echoed: "That's it, the problem is that I'm going to do it with a real gun, I'm ...... Don't we have a bottom in our hearts? ”

Zhu Xiaoping said: "That's okay, then wait until you think about it slowly, tonight, you will squeeze on the sofa, and then don't sneak into the bedroom again." ”

Zhang Yun and Lu Shilin didn't say a word, I couldn't help but shake my head, turned on the water and flushed, and then walked out pretending not to know anything.