Chapter 2: The Wrong Red Line
The front hall is jubilant, but the inside of the room is deserted, and if it weren't for the decoration of the red wedding layout, people can't help but wonder if this is a wedding night.
After Jiang resigned from the Xitang, he left Wei Wei alone, no matter how Yun Xiang and Xi Po behind him called and chased, he didn't look back, and he was the bride of another family, and he had tears in his eyes, but Wei Wei didn't care at all, maybe she didn't know what happened.
Xi Po had no choice but to send Wei Wei into the Xi Fang first.
In the happy room, the huge and upright Xi character comes into view, and the two red candles beat with the breeze blowing in the carved window on the side, shaking the whole house bright and gratifying.
On the red mattress embroidered with lotus on the bed, there are red dates, peanuts, melon seeds and other fruits, meaning "early birth of precious sons", the fat dolls on the picture of Baizi pasted on the wall, the small face is similar to Wei Wei, and the carved wooden chair is placed on the red silk entwined wedding scale sleeps alone, expecting its owner to pick it up and lift the bride's wedding pa.
It is estimated that the Xi Scale did not expect that its function would not be useful tonight.
Wei Wei slowly picked up the corner of the red hijab and peeked at the surrounding environment, there was nothing special except for the red silk silk, her eyes were still turning up and down in her sockets, looking for the treasure in her heart.
Although Yun Xiang had told Wei Weiqian before leaving, he couldn't lift the hijab before the groom's official came, but this stomach was disobedient, like the people beating drums and singing grievances in front of the yamen gate, resisting unyieldingly, "gurgling" non-stop, and if you don't eat something, I'm afraid you won't see the early sun of tomorrow.
When she stared at the wooden table in front of the door, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she threw off her hijab as if she had been treasured, and ran to the table and sat down in a few steps.
Because there are some exquisite pastries on the table, just smelling it makes it sweet to the heart, not to mention, for Wei Wei, as long as it is delicious, it is the meat of her heart and the treasure in her arms.
Wei Wei hurriedly rolled up his wide sleeves and lifted them to his shoulders, and ate them in large gulps.
"Well, this taste is the red date cake of the East Street Royal Cake Hall! Try this again! Ah, this candied melon strip is so delicious! And a few of you, golden cake rolls, Heyi cakes, small halva, don't you fight, come one by one, Wei Wei will put all of you in my belly. ”
She ate the pastries with satisfaction, and said to herself to the small pastries that were eliminated by it one by one: Sure enough, Yunxiang didn't lie to herself, she could have delicious food when she entered the house, and what A-Niang said was right, this marriage is just to change places and enjoy the food!
In a few moments, she swept away the pastries, which were enough for two grown men. After all, these are sweets that A-Niang doesn't let her eat more, what do you say to her all day long, "A woman should still have a willow waist, a delicate posture, and a curly and graceful posture." ”
But these complicated four-character idioms, Wei Wei has never understood, she doesn't understand why people want to compare their waistlines with willow trees, and other people's willow trees are taller than you! Why don't you go to Bibi!
Wei Wei began to be tired when she was full, her eyelids fought up and down, she yawned and walked towards the bed, only to find that there were some fruits on the bed, no wonder she felt panicked after sitting for so long just now.
She took off the gold and silver jewelry she was wearing in a few casual strokes, dismantled the delicate bun of the plate, and the green silk scattered like a waterfall, and suddenly felt that her head was twice as light, and she fell asleep on the mandarin duck pillow.
But the two little children under the old seat of the moon in the marriage pavilion are not as leisurely and comfortable as her, and the two children who are walking around with their hands behind their backs and frowning are worried, sighing and sighing, the magpies resting on the sacred tree are annoyed, fluttering their wings and flying away.
In the end, it was the green robe sitting under the sacred tree who opened his mouth first: "Shengyi!" Can't you just stop dangling in front of me, I'm already upset, and you're even more irritable! ”
As soon as Sheng saw this culprit, he first opened his mouth and scolded himself, stretched out his hand and pointed at the green robe and yelled: "You still say you!" You don't know what I'm bothered about! If you hadn't quarreled with me when you were tied for the rest of your life, would it have come to this point! Besides, I shouldn't have adopted your unreliable tricks at that time, I should have gone to the master, you see, it's okay now, the marriage line is wrong, the divine tree is condensing, it seems that now, this pair of men and women have met! ”
Qingpao was dumbfounded, it was indeed a bad idea he proposed, but it was also a helpless plan.
Shengyi and Qingpao, two little children, although they are nominally named as the closed disciples of Yue Lao, are actually the labor of their master to clean up the mess.
Yue Lao, a little old man, is drunk like mud in the agar pond forest all day long, and this work that leads to marriage has been carried out by the two of them in the past few hundred years.
Every day is very busy, in the end, the moon spirit stone is not as many as the guards of the South Heavenly Gate, they have considered changing careers more than once, but helplessly, other work is too technical, or honestly pull the red line, although this job is tired, it is simple.
But at that time, the two little boys probably never thought that they could put their heads into it with a marriage line.
And Wei Wei, who was sleeping sweetly on the bed just now, had a sweet dream, and in the dream, she immediately got the freshly baked roast chicken, and she could smell the fragrant aroma of the roast chicken, but she didn't know which immoral ghost suddenly picked her up from the bed.
Wei Wei pursed his mouth angrily, tried to open his eyes, and said weakly to the immoral ghost with sleepy eyes: "You, who are you, let me go back, my roast chicken has just been served, it will be cold for a while, and it will not be delicious." ”
After speaking, Wei Wei fell on the pillow with a "bang", like a boneless cat, without a trace of strength to support.
Jiang Ci's teeth in front of the angry bed trembled up and down.
Okay, you woman, don't get up, do you, force me to make a trick.
"Oops! Pain, pain, pain!! Let go!!! ”
Wei Wei was picked up from the bed again by a pair of powerful big hands, this time she was completely awake from the pain, and tears were rolling in her painful eyes.
"Willing to wake up? The pastries on my table, you ate them?! ”
Jiang Cicai didn't care if Wei Wei was in pain or not, and it didn't matter if she cried or not, she ate her favorite pastries and slept in bed, which touched his bottom line.
"Hmmm......"
Wei Wei replied vaguely, she looked at the man in front of her, wearing a red robe like herself, this person should be the Jiang Ci that A-Niang said to her.
"You, you, you! One person ate it all?! ”
Jiang Ci was amazed by the woman in front of him, who was not slender, but not round, but had a great appetite. Yes, now, the emperor not only gave him a nerd, but also a food tyrant. I finally understood why the Wei family must not be sad to marry their daughter, and now they are transferring the financial burden to his family!
Wei Wei didn't feel a trace of guilt after listening to it, and mistakenly thought that Jiang Ci was praising her, revealing a shy smile.
"Don't praise me like this, I'll be embarrassed, but A-Niang said that if someone praises Wei Wei, then Wei Wei must also praise the past, in A-Niang's words, this is called politeness!"
Jiang Cigang wanted to refute this stupidity, but he wasn't praising her at all, but he was dumbfounded by Wei Wei's next words.
"However, you have nothing for me to boast about, you are fierce, stingy, and bullying Wei Wei! You're worse than Uncle Zhang's big yellow dog!! ”
Wei Wei crossed his waist and looked up at Jiang Ci, this bad guy who disturbed his dreams and pulled his ears. The words came out of his mouth word by word, and the sentences were inserted in Jiang Ci's chest.
Because, indeed, the little son of the Jiang family in the eyes of others is selfish.
Jiang Ci never liked to share things with others, so Wei Wei ate his own pastries and slept in his own bed, and he was very angry.
He won't touch things that are not his own, but his own things, and he will never allow others to touch them.
As for how selfish Jiang Ci is, a folk rumor can be demonstrated.
I heard that when Jiang Xiaogongzi was five years old, Mrs. Jiang jokingly asked him if he wanted a younger brother or sister, and after Jiang Ci heard it, she threw down a sentence: "If you give me a younger brother and sister, I will go to the river!" My mom and dad won't allow anyone to share it with me! He ran back to the room in a huff, and no matter how Mrs. Jiang apologized in front of the door, she didn't open the door, and she didn't say a word to his mother for a month.
After that incident, Prime Minister Jiang and Mrs. Jiang really didn't dare to have another child, for fear that Jiang Ci would do something stupid, and Jiang Ci became the only son of the Jiang family, and for seventeen years, he has been living a life of clothes and food, and the second elder dotes on him very much.
Over the years, no one dared to say anything disrespectful to him, and today, on the night of candles in his cave room, he was compared to a dog by his bride?
Where has he Jiang Ci been insulted like this, since he was a child, he has been a man who has grown up in the heart of the Jiang Mansion, and he is still a gentleman who cannot be insulted, let alone a figure like him Jiang Ci.
"You idiot! How dare I compare this son with a brute! ”
Jiang Ci was angry, and opened his mouth to say everything in his heart, but before he could say it, he realized that he had said something he shouldn't have said, stretched out his hand from his sleeve to cover his lips, and looked at Wei Wei with a little guilt.
He was right, Wei Wei was indeed a fool, not with the meaning of ridicule and ridicule, Jiang Ci was just a straightforward statement of facts.
Because, Wei Wei is a genuine, nerd.