It's actually not bad.

It was very warm in my arms, and something sweet and lubricated spread, and I seemed to be holding a person, but this person did not move.

The voice that shouted at me in my ear became farther and farther away, as if I was falling asleep, and gradually, I couldn't hear anything.

Am I ...... He's dead?

I don't know how long it took, but I felt someone pulling me, and when I opened my eyes, I saw a pair of fox eyes.

I blinked and stared at him, he was obviously a little flustered, and a hand shook in front of my eyes: "Li Qianshu, go home for dinner, Li Qianshu, go home for dinner!" ”

What the fuck are you messing with? I grabbed his hand angrily: "What, are you still afraid that I will lose my soul?" ”

"You're missing a wisp of soul." The fox saw that my eyes were open, and then he relieved himself: "You still recognize me, right?" ”

"Brother Fox is too foreign, how can I forget you? Don't worry," I said, "I won't forget the ashes." ”

But as soon as these words came out, I immediately remembered, I could see fox eyes, does it mean - I am really dead?

, what happened under the Twin Towers Temple before, I remembered it all at once.

That cold light, there is no doubt that it is Lu Banqi, the three-legged bird came to "my brother", "my brother" must have become the carrier of the three-legged bird instead of me, and was suppressed under the Shuangta Temple.

So...... Foxeye says I'm missing a remnant because "my brother" is gone.

That's it......

I felt a sense of emptiness in my heart, I used to think that after this thing was done, I should be relieved, but now, I only feel empty.

The three-legged bird has become a habit for me, and this habit is gone, and it is really a little uncomfortable.

I can no longer hear the sneering and chirping of the three-legged bird behind my back.

They're back to square one now, and they're asleep again, right? I don't know if I'll be released in the future.

"Don't worry, everything you should do is very good," the fox eye seemed to understand what I was thinking, and immediately said: "Now, you can be regarded as a meritorious service, you said that you really unintentionally inserted willows and willows, a doppelganger, but it really helped you prevent the disaster, I knew that when I was alive, I should also book one for myself." ”

"Forget it, this kind of thing like a doppelganger, it's still not a good time," I sighed, and turned to stare at him: "Speaking of which, what's the situation with me, was I pulled down to work with you?" Okay, don't talk nonsense, I'll accept my fate, you bring that list to me to see, which one are we going to go to today? ”

When the fox heard this, he waved his hand again and again: "It's not, your current situation, it's not normal." ”

"What?" I was blindfolded: "What's wrong with it?" ”

"Well," the fox said, squeezing his eyes, "You're faking your death now." ”

What the is fake death? I watched TV in order to get rid of the enemy's pursuit or something, to fake my death, why am I still faking my death now?

"You know that doppelganger of yours, right?" Seeing that I didn't understand, the fox hurriedly said, "Didn't that doppelganger of yours die for you?" ”

I also remembered at once, by the way, I was in the same breath as him, and if something happened to him, I would bear it together, and if I died, he would follow the play, but when he died, I would only be greatly injured - his existence was to protect me from disaster.

"So...... I'm not a dead man, or a living soul, and I still have a chance to go back to earth? ”

"yes!" The fox said so, but when he looked at me, he still wanted to stop talking.

I saw something greasy here, and immediately dragged him: "Say it quickly, what do you mean?" ”

"Your identity, your identity as a living yin." Fox Eye said cautiously: "Last time you made a meritorious service in our underworld, didn't the judge give you a reward?" When it got to the top, the lord was very happy! ”

The Lord...... As soon as I breathed - although I didn't need to breathe now, I suddenly remembered that the big man in the sedan chair had given me this bad identity.

"My lord is very happy, of course you will be promoted to the knighthood," the fox eye whispered, "I heard the grapevine, and said that you will be the city god of a place directly!" ”

"Chenghuang?" My eyes widened: "Am you mistaken? Am I a city god? How can I be a city god? ”

It stands to reason that we little ghosts, unless we have done something big, have the opportunity to be promoted to impermanence, impermanence has worked for a certain number of years, and has also made certain achievements, so it is possible to promise you a city god.

How many people have crushed their heads, and they can't even mix with impermanence - like the deputy next to my godfather.

But am I a pie in the sky or what, can I directly skip impermanence and become a city god?

Chenghuang is a fairy, you say it to me, I don't believe it!

"It's true!" The fox slapped his thigh and said, "Don't believe it, do you know why you are still letting you fake your death and not waking you up?" That's because this matter is still being considered - there is no such precedent for a living person to be a city god! But since it was sent by the adult himself, no one dared to say anything, but, let me ask you, do you still have any friendship with Guan Erye? ”

I nodded hurriedly: "That's right, I'm a little friendly with Second Master Guan, but how do you know?" ”

"Hey, it goes without saying that the whole underworld has spread, you are not only the godson of Big Brother Hei, but also taken special care of Second Master Guan, I heard that adult's subordinates mentioned it, saying that when Second Master Guan came to visit our adult, he also specifically mentioned you, let that adult, but I must take care of you more." Fox Eye smacked his tongue as he spoke: "You said you, where did you get such a big face?" It's really more people than people have to die, and goods have to be thrown away! ”

"No, you haven't made it clear Brother Bao just now," I hurriedly said: "You told me at that time, saying that you were still thinking about it, what are you thinking about?" It's hard to ......"

"You've always been a chicken thief, didn't you expect that?" The fox eye immediately said: "I'm thinking about whether to move your Shouyuan now and take you in advance!" ”

My heart suddenly cooled: "So, I could have lived, but in order to go to Chenghuang, it is possible that I will die in advance?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" Fox Eyes nodded repeatedly: "That's it!" ”

"But I don't want to die yet!" I immediately said, "Chenghuang, can't you wait for me to die?" ”

The fox glanced at me: "I said you don't have to be hypocritical, you become a city god, then you are a step to the sky, still waiting?" That lack, how much black impermanence and white impermanence stared at it, how long do you say it can be left for you? I advise you, if you can't do it, just accept your fate, change Shouyuan, don't make so many troubles, when the time comes, I have a friend of the City God, where is it not enough for me to blow two pots! ”

Lao Tzuheng can't send his life over just to let you blow two pots, right?

This is indeed the supreme reward for my lord in the underworld, but this reward is a hot potato for me, I haven't taken care of anything in my life yet, and the peaceful steps after death are coming, this step is too big, I'm afraid of pulling eggs!

"I'm telling you, the letters of appointment are coming down soon, you have to think clearly," the fox squinted and said, "After this village, what's the point of living without this shop?" Fireworks in the world, eating, drinking, Lazar, it's better to die early, how carefree it is. ”

"That's not right," I suddenly remembered what Grandpa Lei had said to me before: "I'm from here, don't I have to go back to heaven?" If I'm not mistaken, I'm a child! ”

"You're stupid," the fox eye was like the bustard in the TV series, and a finger poked at my head: "Even if you used to be in the sky, you will have to go through the tribulation at least three hundred years, how old are you this year, and you want to go back?" ”

My head was blown up in the melon seeds, what, it will take three hundred years?

Yes, Journey to the West said that one day in the sky, one year underground, three hundred years, isn't this too damn ......

"Yo, Big Brother Black, you're here!" The fox eye suddenly nodded at the back of me: "It's time for you to come, and Brother Qianshu has just come over!" ”

My dad is here?