Chapter 84: I Am a Genius Ver1.0
“… Thank you so much for taking care of my unsuccessful sister. ”
“… Where, where, you are too polite, right, this is the tofu from my hometown, I make it by hand, please be sure to taste it. ”
“… It's really bothering you, not only do you have to take care of my sister, but you are also so polite. This is the dried tofu we made. ”
“……”
Jiang Han stood beside his sister very obediently, listening to his sister Jiang Zhenling and the store manager Qin Shunying have endless greetings, quietly pouted, and bit the corner of his mouth.
After this shy greeting was over, Jiang Han smiled and waved his hand to Qin Shunying, who was about to leave, and the other party returned with a slightly crazy smile.
said goodbye to Qin Shunying.
The two sisters walked to the house, and in the corridor, Jiang Han suddenly remembered something and asked:
"Ah, yes, yes. Did I wash the socks I put in the dirty basket yesterday? ”
"I'll throw it for you." Zhenling turned her head sideways and said as she walked, "The ones you bought are all made of dragon cotton, which is difficult to wash, and even if it is cleaned by steam, it will be deformed and deformed." ”
"Eh-" Jiang Han scratched his face, the socks and other things were bought as a last resort when he just crossed over, almost with his eyes closed and in one go! That feeling of 50 yuan a box wholesale? Most of the back is also bought with the texture of dragon cotton, although it is comfortable to wear, it is particularly easy to hook.
"Then the next time you go out, will I buy some for me?" Jiang Han sped up two steps and walked in front of his sister, turned his back and said with a smile.
Zhenling sighed faintly:
"You also let me buy cosmetics, don't I also buy underwear? Sister, you can't live like this, you can't marry if you're lazy. ”
She didn't wait for Jiang Han to respond before continuing:
"You can also say that you can marry later, but do you look like you are marrying someone else? In short, you have to change your style of life for me. ”
"One of them!" She pointed at Jiang Han's nose with her index finger in an amazing manner, and then tapped the tip of Jiang Han's nose, letting her sister cover her nose and look at herself a little aggrieved, "Cosmetics, underwear, socks, you go buy them yourself." ”
"Second!" She withdrew her fingers, raised her index finger and middle finger with the back of her hand to Jiang Han, "Recite the practice of hand-made tofu well, you see that your friends will do it, only you have to use your sister and mothers to make up the numbers, are you a mother's treasure?" Or do you and Comrade Jiang Xuan want to be sisters for life? ”
"Third." Jiang Zhenling opened her five fingers and rubbed Jiang Han's head, "Call me when you need help, I can accompany you but I can't make decisions for you, got it?" ”
Sister, you talked to me in my previous life and said, 'I have to apply for pocket money for smoking in the future, do you know?' 'Sort of...... Jiang Han nodded obediently along his sister's hand:
"Got it."
"That's okay, if you don't have anything to do tomorrow, I'll accompany you to the clothing department store?" Jiang Zhenling said, turned on the light in the living room, and there was still lying in it and a little fatter, like an ice bear with more chinchillas than bears. Recently, there have been a lot of rainy days, and the ice bear is a very bloated animal when it gets wet, so the family took it to the living room to shelter from the rain.
Clothing department stores? Go to the amusement city to buy ...... No, the clothes over there are so expensive, and the accessories are also very expensive, and a wide-brimmed hat costs more than 300 yuan.
And if you go, you have to eat a delicious meal, one or two hundred?
If you go in addition, you will definitely have to buy something else, and then buy some books, which is an expenditure of more than a thousand......
Jiang Han calculated silently in his heart, seeing her like this, Jiang Zhenling laughed, turned on the TV, kicked off the slippers, and lay comfortably on the sleeping ice bear.
The woman who was calculating the cost also kicked off her slippers and lay comfortably in her sister's arms, staring at the TV with her big blank eyes.
…… When you go out, it will definitely cost money!
…… The so-called don't want to spend money, go out to restrain yourself, most of these are useless words!
…… Self-control is not something that can be easily had.
"Eh, I'm still not going."
She looked up and rubbed her sister's chin.
"Huh? But didn't you say the socks were running out? Zhenling skillfully scratched her sister's chin and throat with her hand, and at the same time pinched Jiang Han's neck with her other hand, and used her skillful cat skills to make Jiang Han purr comfortably.
"I want to try online shopping." Jiang Han enjoyed his sister's massage and said.
"Online shopping? TV shopping? Jiang Zhenling asked curiously.
Although the technology of the witches is many times stronger than that of the parallel worlds of the same period, sometimes technology is just a conceptual thing.
There was once a science fiction story about people on Earth who had developed to the stage of nuclear energy technology and were invaded by aliens who drove dhows and only used gunpowder technology and steam engine technology. Although it seems ridiculous, technology is such a thing, and without a concept, it is equivalent to having no goal, and the 'process' without a goal is a truly meaningless process.
Technology without concepts cannot be developed, and only after piercing the weak layer of paper called concepts will science blossom and bear fruit.
Online shopping is a completely unfamiliar thing for Jiang Zhenling, a real witch born in 77.
In other words, people in this era, even witches can't imagine the era when you can click a mouse on the Internet and use online banking to buy items with a single click or even a slight touch of your mobile phone.
However, I learned how to shop online, and my sister taught me...... In the last life...... Jiang Han scratched his face and said:
"It's a bit like TV shopping, but it's done online, so wait!"
Jiang Han decided to give her sister a demonstration, she ran upstairs and hugged the old computer that Chen Ligu ordered when she bought the office.
The computer is just a square box about a meter long filled with brass gears, and has no screen.
It will form a screen through some kind of spray, a bit like the AR interactive feeling proposed by Jiang Han 13 years before he crossed over, and a bit like the AR virtual screen interaction of Iron Man Villa.
Putting the host on the small coffee table, Jiang Han ran to the phone table in small steps, unplugged the telephone line, and connected the line to the host.
“… Turn on your computer first. ”
“… Let's sort the runes, you see, and that's it, and then we're connected to the network through this dial number and security code. ”
Due to his research on practical runes, Jiang Han only needed to adjust the rune encoding of the computer used to play games, and he could modify it into a computer version that could use web pages.
The code of the computer in the witch world is made of runes, which is more complex, but more simple and crude, as long as you have the ability to program, you can modify almost all the functions you want, including connecting to the Internet.
Jiang Zhenling, who has almost never touched a computer, watched it with relish:
"Is it to receive a signal into a computer? But how does the network work? Why is it that as soon as you shoot the rune, we can enter the web page? ”
"It's a network of advanced players, well, let's put it this way, sister, you know the circle of board games, right?" Jiang Han explained to his sister how the witch's chaotic network operated, "The network is equivalent to a messy space full of encrypted rune links, which can be understood as a kind of folded space, but it is very disorderly and chaotic. ”
"The code is the equivalent of us witches, turning disorder into apparent order, so that we can selectively choose the information we want."
Jiang Han adjusted the two runes, and a very retro interface with only black and green was displayed in the smoke on the screen, showing two rows of characters composed of secret texts and two input boxes.
The first is the identity key required to connect to the network.
The second is the link key required to link to a specific web server.
The former can be parsed and encrypted using the phone number at home to log in to the witch's chaotic network, while the latter is not required, but optional.
The reason why the witch's network is called the chaos network is because ...... They don't have a package of agreements!
It's very simple, the magic is transformed into the network, and the network is spread through the high-energy magic network that covers the entire earth!
Theoretically, even the server is not necessary, theoretically speaking, only a creature with magic power can install a signal magic for itself to become a server - this reminds Jiang Han of the big witch as a charger, with the progress of the times, the role of the witch is more and more, not only can be used for charging, but also can be used as a server.
Since the server is still a relatively rare thing at this stage, there are not many witches who play this now, but Jiang Han still has a few server link keys.
They are the internal server of the sea herder, the internal server of the Jedi City, the internal server of the forest people, the network of the Witch's House, and the supernumerary server of the Nancheng police...... Counting carefully, Jiang Han became more and more empty.
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