Chapter 5 Lord, You Eat Lotus Root Ugly!

That's a bit excessive, isn't it? People have three urgency, don't understand it!

"Is anyone there? I'm going to go to the toilet, open the door and open the door! Qin Anruo patted the door panel, feeling irritable.

After a while, there was a sound of footsteps, and then a soft voice said, "Is my sister going to the thatched house?" ”

Qin Yan'er hasn't left yet?

"Yes, if you want to open the door for me, I can give you a discount!" QIN ANRUO DUANG DUANG KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SHOWED FULL SINCERITY. She's really in a hurry!

"My sister is really generous." Qin Yan'er was slow and reasonable, her voice was soft and tactful, but the tone gradually suppressed: "However, if you want to be confined, you have to have the appearance of confinement, and this half pillar of incense will come out?" ”

She almost fell for Qin Anruo's way and "sold" the prince to herself?

Even if she was leaving, how could she convince her father, who only regarded Qin Anruo as the pearl of her palm?

"Since my sister is in such a hurry, it's better to ...... directly" Qin Yan'er's voice became resentful: "It's better to pee in your pants!" ”

"What did you say?" Qin Anruo is a spirit, if according to Qin Anruo's personality before, if he pees his pants like this, it will be more humiliating than letting Qin Anruo die!

"I said, sister, you might as well pee in your pants!"

Qin Yan'er said and giggled.

Qin Anruo raised his eyebrows, turned around and pulled a tablecloth, not wanting to pour half a pot of tea on it.

"Tomorrow there will be news of the prime minister's daughter's incontinence in Kyoto, and then my sister will really be in the limelight!" Qin Yan'er's deliberately lowered voice raised a few points, obviously Qin Anruo's current embarrassment pleased her.

"Oops, I can't help it, I can't help it." Qin Anruo screamed twice in pain.

Qin Yan'er was suspicious, and instinctively looked into the Chaolan Palace.

At that moment, the door slammed open, and a wet piece of cloth flew exactly towards her face.

Everything happened so suddenly, Qin Yan'er didn't have time to dodge, and was thrown in the face.

What is it?! Qin Yan'er was stunned, and when I thought of Qin Anruo's just now, I couldn't help it, and I was even more disgusted and ashamed to faint!

He took a few steps back, but tripped himself with one kick!

Qin Anruo was overjoyed at the door: "How does it taste?" You have to be glad that this is not me really peeing my pants, otherwise tomorrow there will be news of my urinary incontinence in Kyoto, good sister, you taste it yourself! ”

"You!" Qin Yan'er threw the tablecloth on the ground, the clothes on her chest were already half wet, and she didn't seem to be able to react to Qin Anruo's arrogant moves, so she held back a sentence for a long time: "I'm going to tell the prince!" ”

"Go, go, go!" Qin Anruo leaned against the door panel, and said for a long time: "It's best to bring the prince over and teach me a good lesson, and I can also ask by the way, saying that the palace has this rule, and those who are locked up must pee in their pants!" ”

Qin Yan'er gritted her teeth, how dare she let the prince know her viciousness and ruthlessness: "Sister is still so clever, it may take a long time to figure it out." I went to tell the prince that the Chaolan Hall was quiet and suitable for my sister's cultivation. ”

"Boom!" As soon as Qin Yan'er finished speaking, she turned around, and then a clear and overly arrogant voice came from behind her: "My good sister, I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you!" ”

"You ......" Qin Yan'er looked at her in shock: "Why did you come out!"

Qin Yan'er glared and looked behind her again, the doors and windows were all intact, and the lock was still hanging on the door!

Qin Anruo walked up to her lazily: "How did you get out?" If you want to come out, you will come out. ”

Is she a taekwondo black eight?

…… Well, although she can't beat Qi Liang, the difficulty of crossing the beam and crossing the window is not enough for her to challenge!

Qin Yan'er still looked like she was too frightened today to digest it.

"I know your brain is not very good, no wonder you don't want to pay a thousand taels, I drew a clear escape map for you, oh, there are marks on it, study it slowly!" Qin Anruo "snapped" and slapped a piece of paper on Qin Yan'er's chest.

Qin Yan'er shuddered and unfolded it, and it was clearly marked on it, how to climb over the beams of the house, climb the unclosed window and leave.

This...... Qin Yan'er's face was pale, clutching the piece of paper, watching Qin An leave without fear.

Probably because Qin Anruo's digestive system was too strong, maybe it was because the successive events were too troublesome, Qin Anruo just swayed out of the yard, and her stomach "gurgled".

The tip of his tongue seemed to be lingering with the tenderness and fat of roasted frogs, Qin Anruo didn't say a word, and went straight to the small pond in the back garden of the palace.

So far, the most satisfying thing for her in the whole palace is this delicious and sturdy frog!

Qin Anruo rolled up his trouser leg and rolled up his arms, and soon after, a few unlucky frogs were dead, the light was good during the day, Qin Anruo stared at the white and tender lotus root again, with a few small mushrooms in the corner of the garden.

Meat and vegetarian combination, green and organic...... She processes it with great interest, washes and slices, then skewers it on bamboo skewers and bakes!

When Qin Anruo was caught back by King Liang with a dark face, he was still holding the last string of roasted lotus root slices, looking at Qi Liang, who was following Qin Yan'er behind him, and seemed to be able to swallow Qin Anruo, and said curtly: "Lord, what a coincidence, please eat lotus root!" ”

……

After the half-pillar incense, in the Chaolan Palace.

Qin Anruo watched expressionlessly as the family members of the palace "ding-ding-ding" ordered wooden planks to her window, and even the topmost window was sealed.

She didn't have any waves in her heart, and even yawned, and said to the busy guards outside through the window: "Are you boards sturdy?" Don't be a tofu scum project, then the effort will be in vain. ”

"Don't worry, the princess personally selected the wood, the best serpentine wood, to ensure that the princess can't escape even if she kicks her leg off." The guard shouted in reply.

The corners of Qin Anruo's mouth twitched, Qi Liang really spent a lot of money in order to let her be honestly confined and confined her.

Is there this money to use and not be able to do without?

"I heard from the prince, my sister went to bake strange things again. Sister, don't go out to make the prince angry again...... Later, if my sister wanted to eat, she would tell my sister, "You see I made three fresh porridges with my own hands......"

Qin Anruo was just distressed about the serpentine wood, Qin Yan'er's weak and cautious voice sounded, and there was no domineering spirit in the door just blocked to make her pee her pants!

This Liang Wangfu is really stunned, look at it, just let the three urgents, and now it's a special meal!

"Miss, don't eat...... I'll help the young lady eat. Yucui glanced at Qin Yan'er's "Love Lunch" and said in front of Qin Anruo.

"Yucui, this is specially made by my young lady, how can you have the courage to say that you want to eat?" Qin Yan'er hadn't spoken yet, and the maid Yulian beside Qin Yan'er said sharply.

"Yulian, don't blame Yucui. I ask you a few questions, you answer as fast as you can, and when you're done, I'll eat. Qin Anruo stopped the jade extract he wanted to distinguish, said with a smile, and then directly began to ask: "What do you choose for gold and silver?" ”