The Golden Retriever was busy for five or six days.

First of all, he picked a school with a girls' school, asked Mr. Lu Hepeng Lu to see it, and then asked his sister and brother-in-law to see it, and bought two new clothes for his eldest niece Sister Silkworm and nephew Erzhuang, and bought a full set of new schoolbags, new books and new pens and inkstones, one was sent to the women's school and the other was sent to the school.

Sister Silkworm entered the school, and no one looked at the little brother and dog, and the old lady of the Liu family had a lot of ears, so someone had to watch it.

The golden retriever wants to buy two people for his sister to call, his sister and his brother-in-law don't want to live or die, saying that they are the ones who can call people, that is to lose their life, but don't dare!

The golden retriever had no choice but to go to the tooth shop, pick a mother-in-law in her forties, pawn for two years, come early and go late, and help his sister, so that the silkworm sister can go to school with peace of mind.

After being busy, the golden retriever felt relaxed, wrapped a large package of braised pork from his brother-in-law, bought two more bags of melon seeds, carried them, and went back to fry rice lane.

No one has come back from the house in Fried Rice Lane, only the blind rice is sitting on the steps and taking a nap.

"Uncle Blind, it's frozen!" The golden retriever shouted in the ear of the blind man.

The blind man was so frightened that he almost plunged down the steps, "Yellow hair!" What to shout! Damn! Let this voice shout, Lao Tzu is going to be deaf, blind and deaf! ”

The blind man stood up and followed the golden retriever into the courtyard gate.

As soon as the golden retriever tied the melon seeds tightly and hung them in the bamboo basket under the corridor, the courtyard door was kicked open with a bang, and it was kicked up with a bang, and the voice of the black horse came in from outside, "Who is back?" ”

"It's me and Uncle Blind." The Golden Retriever hurriedly replied.

"Hurry up and continue!" The black horse heard the golden retriever's voice and hurriedly shouted.

The golden retriever rushed out in a few steps and took a few large bags of food from the arms of the black horse.

"Buying food today, what is it? I took a big bag of braised pork, don't buy it heavy. The golden retriever carried a few large bags of food and put them on the table under the porch.

Dachang is not at home, and the meals cooked by a few of them, according to the boss's words, are all inferior to pig food, and none of them can eat.

The boss cooks deliciously, but the boss cooks with all his pleasure, and it's good to be able to cook it once or twice a month.

In the past, when they were in Jiangdu City, there were rules for eating, and if they were not at home, they would take turns to buy ready-made food and come back to eat, and whoever had their turn to buy it would buy whatever they wanted.

"I haven't seen you for a few days, how stupid.

If you want to buy braised pork, you must go to your brother-in-law, can you be cheaper? The dark horse pouted and disgusted the golden retriever as he put his full food on the table.

"These, fried snails, herring fish, salted duck eggs with flowing oil, sauerkraut buns, roast chicken, mixed mixes, how can there be braised meat?

This package of braised pork is a lot, so I don't have to buy it again.

Go and bring the big copper pot, I asked him to fish the mung beans with cold water, I didn't ask him for the soup, I had to add some water and boil again, and then take a bag of rock sugar and put it in. ”

As he spoke, Hei Ma hurriedly carried out a bag of charcoal, and then took out the iron shelf, and lit a fire in the yard to cook mung bean soup.

The rice blind man found a bowl by himself, poured a bowl of mung bean soup and drank a few sips, what was the matter, it was not sweet enough, it should indeed be boiled again.

The black horse and the golden retriever cooked mung bean soup, packed up the vegetables and buckled the rice, and the two squatted side by side on the steps, looking at the mung bean soup, talking, and waiting for everyone to come back to eat.

"Tell my sister that I'm black?" The first sentence of the dark horse, mention this matter first, this matter, he has been holding back for several days, and finally found a chance to ask.

"I said it's dark? That is, a little bit of darkness, just a little bit! The golden retriever gestured with his fingers.

"Sister said, I said that I am as black as the bottom of the pot!" The black horse slapped the golden retriever's hand.

"It's not me who said this like the bottom of the pot, it's said by Uncle Blind, right? That's what you're saying, right? It is said that the dark horse is the bottom of the pot. The golden retriever dragged the blind man off the field.

"Didn't I tell you, the only noble place on my body is this black.

If it's not dark one day, then there will be no extravagance, and there will be no blessing, this black is not black, you can think about it! The blind man said seriously.

"That's right! This black, he is noble! Lord! It has to be black, and it has to be as black as the bottom of the pot! The golden retriever clapped his hands and barked.

"When I say to my face, I'm not black!" The dark horse is not easy to fool, holding on to the golden retriever.

"That's in person, when I said in person that my hair is not yellow, right? Say that my hair is black and shiny, right? "The golden retriever has quarreled with the dark horse for more than ten years, and it has always been evenly matched, and it is impossible to fall behind.

"This hair...... It's not dark. "The black horse's tongue is knotted.

"Say I don't have yellow hair! It's not yellow at all, it's black and shiny! The golden retriever pulled his hair and sent it to the black horse.

"This yellow hair is also precious." The blind man slapped the golden retriever.

"That's right, Uncle Blind has said it, this yellow-haired lord is expensive!

Okay, for the sake of both of us, I'll let you go. "The dark horse took a step back.

"Huang Mao, our boss said last time, let you pick a house, if you pick it well, don't make up your mind first, please let me go and see the house, and then buy it when you look at it, the feng shui of this house is very important." The blind man patted the golden retriever.

"What kind of house to pick? To my sister? My sister definitely doesn't want it, I want to buy her a girl, but she doesn't want it.

She said that she and her brother-in-law had a small life, and we were born with hard work, and if we had to have silver, we must earn it little by little by ourselves. The golden retriever shook his head and smiled.

"It's not for my sister, it's for it, and I was there when the boss said this.

The boss said that it was time to start a family, and said that let the sister take the palm of her eyes, pick a good family, and if you want to marry a daughter-in-law, of course, you must have your own house. The fire stick in the black horse's hand struck again and again, and the charcoal splashed sparks.

The fact that the golden retriever wants to marry his daughter-in-law and start a family is a good thing, but when he thinks about this good thing, he is not in a good mood.

"Why should I have a family? We're about the same age, and we haven't started a family, so what kind of family am I? There is also Dachang, Dachang has not started a family, why should I have a family? "The Golden Retriever is gone.

"I've found my sister." The dark horse stopped knocking, looked at the golden retriever, and said seriously.

"That's it." Mi Blind sighed, "Finding my sister is to find my relatives and find a home, our Mao family, there is only one man, and the eldest is not small, it is time to marry a daughter-in-law, start a family, have a bunch of children, pass on the ancestry, and live a good life." ”

"You said that three years ago. At that time, he said: Now that I can eat enough and live a stable life, then I should marry a daughter-in-law, start a family, have a few children, and live a good life.

Tian Ji and them, didn't they just listen to the words and became a family. "The golden retriever gave the blind man a white look.

"You can't blame the blind uncle for this, even if there is no blind uncle, they have to marry a daughter-in-law, have a few children, and start a family.

When we asked for dinner together, one day we had a full meal, and we were in the mood to gossip, and when we returned to the field, they all said: When you have money in the future, you will buy a house first, and then marry a daughter-in-law, and give birth to a group of children around him and call him father. Alas. At the end, the dark horse let out a long sigh.

All of these were available, but he died.

"My sister also told me, saying that my boss is not small, I have to hurry up and say my daughter-in-law, I will give it back, I told my sister, let her leave my business alone, my business, she can't take care of it.

I don't want to marry a daughter-in-law now, and I don't want to start a family, I just feel that with the boss, with the dark horse, as well as Dachang, Xiaoluzi and grasshoppers, our brothers are the happiest and fastest together.

The boss once said that in this life, people should take care of themselves first.

In my life, I just take care of myself, how to live happily, I don't have a family, I don't want a daughter-in-law, I don't want children, at least I don't want it now, if I want it in the future, I will talk about what I want. The golden retriever simply said directly.

"I'll just say! Our bosses have taught them all badly! One or two, alas, what has become of a big man if he doesn't have a family or a business? The blind man looked heartbroken.

"Then why don't you start a family and start a business? His eyes are good, and he is not blind. The golden retriever scowled back unceremoniously.

"Lao Tzu told! Lao Tzu is a god operator, five disadvantages and three shortcomings......" The blind man slapped the golden retriever on the head.

"Put it in front of us, Uncle Blind don't talk about it. I don't know how to tell fortunes at all, so I rely on pretending to be blind and fooling.

The boss said that just like that, there are no five disadvantages and three shortcomings at all. "The dark horse spoke very quickly.

"Two bunnies! Today, this is a co-author to expose Lao Tzu's shortcomings, which is really fucking uneasy. The blind man scolded, "Give Lao Tzu a bowl of soup!" ”

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Li Sangrou listened to Gu Xi's commission, readily agreed, and the next day, she asked Ruyi to send a letter to Princess Ning He and invited her to watch the cultural meeting.

This cultural meeting is in the street pavilion teahouse on the edge of Yingxiang Pond, the place is spacious and the scenery is good.

Li Sangrou suggested that Ning and Princess Ning dress up in men's clothes.

Wearing men's clothing is the latest fashion of the bold little ladies and daughters-in-law in Jianle City.

Princess Ning and Princess looked quite excited in an apricot-colored robe with a jade belt borrowed from her second brother.

When I saw Li Sangrou, I couldn't help but turn around for half a circle, I must let Li Sangrou comment that she is wearing such a long shirt, she doesn't look like a beautiful son.

Li Sangrou only smiled and didn't speak, and let Princess Ning He enter the street pavilion teahouse from the corner gate.

There were already a lot of people in the teahouse, and the black horse was standing by the stairs, stretching his neck to look in the direction of the corner gate, and when he saw Li Sangrou and Princess Ninghe, he hurriedly trotted up to meet him.

"People are almost here, they have already done a round of poems, what begonia flowers, there are a lot of begonia flowers at the door, the flowers are very good-looking, but the poems they give are not good!

A salute to the princess.

Boss, the shopkeeper asked us if we were downstairs or upstairs. The dark horse was at the scene of the meeting, waving his hands excitedly and speaking incoherently.

"Let's go upstairs and see clearly." Li Sangrou looked at Princess Ning He and smiled.

Princess Ning He looked at the black horse with an excited black face and red light, and his semi-long robe, she couldn't stop laughing, listening to Li Sangrou's words, and nodded again and again.

Li Sangrou simply asked Dr. Chajiu to put the table next to the railing, and He Ning and the princess leaned on the railing to look down at the bustle.

The black horse squatted next to Li Sangrou, looking down at the excitement from the crack in the railing.

"Do you know how to compose poetry?" Princess Ning and Princess stretched out their heads slightly, and crossed Li Sangrou to talk to the black horse.

"Yes! Absolutely! How can you not compose poetry! "The dark horse almost slapped his chest.

"Then make a song, too." Princess Ning He pointed to a few poems that had just been written downstairs.

"Yes, yes, but I'm not a literati, that's what our boss said.

Look at my clothes, the boss won't let me wear a long shirt, even if I can, I can't write poetry. The black horse moved back, sticking his head out to talk to Princess Ninghe.

"If you don't let the boss wear it, you won't wear it?" Princess Ning didn't understand what it had to do with not being allowed to wear a long gown and composing poetry.

"Of course, how can you not listen to the boss's words, can you compose poetry?" The dark horse moved again.

"I can't, I can't always make up rhymes, and the third brother can't write poetry." Princess Ning and Princess simply beckoned the black horse to move to her side to speak.

"The prince is a military general, and military generals can't write poetry." Seeing Li Sangrou moving his fingers at him, the black horse jumped a few times and squatted next to Princess Ning He.

"Why can't generals compose poems?" Princess Ning and Princess looked surprised.

"It's all sung like that in the play, as soon as Wenchen appears, he will chant poems first, and the generals will be wow, how can there be any generals who chant poems." The dark horse is certainly incomparable.

"The drama is all fake, why do you believe the drama so much?" Princess Ning and Princess laughed out loud.

"How can the play be fake? I told you, as long as you play a play, it's all true.

I told you, once, I listened to a play outside the city with the golden retriever, we were still in Jiangdu City at that time, and that night, we sang Zhong Kui opera, Zhong Kui knows, right? ”

Princess Ning He smiled and nodded.

"Singing Zhong Kui is exquisite! The most exquisite.

Playing Zhong Kui, after putting on makeup, that is Master Zhong Kui, he has to sit alone in front of the big red tent, others can't touch him, he can't talk to others, he can't talk to others, he can't talk himself, and he can't eat and drink.

That day, Zhong Kui, young, didn't know the severity, that day, originally, it was dark and scary, and the ghost was very heavy, the one who pretended to be Zhong Kui, sat for a while, and actually asked someone to bring tea to moisten his throat.

That's amazing!

I don't know, it was so good, the sky was clear, and suddenly there was a thunderbolt, and the thunder went straight to the stage.

Fortunately, the head of the family was a knowledgeable person, so he quickly knelt down and kowtowed to incense, and then nothing big happened. ”

What the black horse said, Princess Ning and Princess Ning kept blinking when they listened, and for a moment, looking at the black horse, asked hesitantly: "Said that it was frighteningly dark that night, and said that the sky was clear." ”

"As soon as it got dark that day, it began to blow up thunder and rain heavily, it was a thunderstorm day, but it wasn't because Master Zhong Kui spoke." Li Sangrou answered.

"Our boss didn't go to the theater that day, she ......"

She didn't know this, the dark horse didn't dare to say it, and his tongue slid away.

"The eyes I said are not really empty, but an analogy, that is, the explosion of thunder clicked, suddenly! It's so sudden! It's like a thunderbolt in the sky. Dark Horse explained seriously.

Princess Ning He couldn't stop laughing.

Li Sangrou looked intently at the Wenhui downstairs. When Ning talked to the princess and the dark horse, there was much more than when he watched the Wenhui.

Near noon, Li Sangrou stood up and went downstairs to go back with Ning and the princess.

As soon as he went downstairs, he was about to turn the stairs and go out through the corner door, when a young man suddenly stepped over from the other side of the stairs and stopped in front of them.

Li Sangrou took a diagonal step forward, blocking in front of Princess Ning He, and looked at the young scholar with a smile.

"This is the princess."

The young gentleman didn't look at Li Sangrou, he looked directly at Princess Ning He, and his words were not polite, and he was not polite.

"There are a few words below that I can't help but say.

I heard that the princess is right, she is choosing a son-in-law, a royal concubine, vain and noble, but it is extremely useless, I am all people who want to serve the country, and I ask the princess not to go elsewhere. ”

In a few words, Princess Ning He's face turned white.

Li Sangrou squinted at the young man in front of him, "Listening to this, this is sure that the princess has been chosen, right?"

Who is it?

Don't you have a mirror at home? Even if there is no mirror at home, in this teahouse, I remember that there is a mirror at the place where I enter the door, and I haven't been to take a picture?

Is it that you have grown so big that you have never looked in the mirror once?

But if you can look in the mirror once, you should know, just like this, look like this, don't say that the princess is a woman, no, not only people, but anyone who is a mother, can't look at it, it's too ugly and evil.

Daddy, since I was born, I knew that anyone who was a mother couldn't look at it, so I never let me look in the mirror, right?

Alas, pity the hearts of parents all over the world.

gave birth to such a good thing, Daddy, must have lacked great virtue and made a great sin! ”

“！” The young scholar was scolded stupidly by Li Sangrou.

"No matter how vain the royal horse is, it must have the capital of vanity, just like that, vicious and ugly, without this capital."

Li Sangrou put a finger on Shizi's shoulder, pushed him back two or three steps, and retreated into the silent crowd that stared at her and him.

"I'm a dignified man, how can I talk about skin ......" The young man was pushed by Li Sangrou's fingers, and he took four or five steps back, and finally reacted, and his face suddenly turned bloody.

"So, whatever the skin is? Is it longer than whom? Li Sangrou pointed his finger on Shizi's chest and asked with a smile.

“！” The young man's face turned blue from blood.

"If you want the sword to go sideways, before Yi Qi entered, didn't you think that this stupidity would bring ruin to the blood relatives of the family?" Li Sangrou took another step forward, reached out and grabbed the young man's collar, and his voice was full of emotion.

The young man's face was gray.

Li Sang gently pushed Shizi away, turned around, clapped his hands, and motioned to Princess Ning He, "Let's go." ”