The little guy was kicked to the ground by the rain and smoke. Holding his stomach, he didn't dare to exert his might. That's called a nest fire!

I watched him lie on the ground, all sorts of strange faces scribbling across my eyes.

"Don't resist! Otherwise, our master and apprentice's dinner will be gone," I reminded him softly.

The little apprentice stood up obediently and said to me, "Master, what kind of mana are you?" It's not bright. ”

"Don't worry. Wait and see. It's a good show. I'll make you show your face in front of beautiful women. I comforted him.

I know there are other spiritual objects here. He's testing my bottom line. Or maybe I want to test my skills.

Okay, just let it go crazy first. Woe to people who are mad, and rain when the sky is mad. I'll let it obediently.

Walk straight three steps, turn left two steps, turn right two steps, laugh three times on the spot, and then shout: "Lao Jun has an order!" The momentum of thunder, specializing in the gloomy shadows, barren land. Pardon! "The female finger clasps the middle finger and the ring finger and pushes it outward. Just go! I whispered to him in a cryptographic voice.

The kid can be taught, too. He listened to my words, dodged the slap that Yuyan swung over, and quickly walked over and shouted.

Good boy! A cat-faced old woman: "Poof! "A thud fell from the Buddha statue.

She bent her old waist, rubbed her sore buttocks, and only scolded her mother.

"Stinky boy! Why did you take my old woman down? ”

"Tell her to take back her spell. Fast! I said to the little apprentice.

"Hurry up and withdraw your spells." My apprentice is so obedient.

"What? You little ghost. Who brought you steamed buns when you didn't have anything to eat? Grace will take revenge. The cat-faced old woman scolded my new apprentice.

Yuyan saw that the old woman was sick, and her face was full of wrinkles, and her height was less than one meter.

It doesn't matter who she is. A stride rushed up and jumped at my apprentice.

Scolded: "You have no conscience." Being a beggar also has to be a bit backbone! Dare to bully the life-saving benefactor, he is still an old man. Aren't you a femme fatale? You badass! Utterly wicked! You said you shouldn't fight! Well? ”

I can see that the apprentice is going to go off.

So he was not given a chance to breathe. He was ordered: "Don't fight back!" Hurry up and beg the old woman to take back the spell. Fast! ”

The little guy was in a hurry, and knelt down with a pop. "Mother-in-law, please! Take back your spells. ”

The old woman got up and scolded my little apprentice, "Stinky boy! I haven't seen you for two days, and I'm a good person! The old woman was frightened. Forget it, I'll give the little beauty a face. Spare you this time. But I won't be able to wake them up until I'm gone. Boy, first of all, tell me honestly: Who taught you this method? ”

"Fill it with garlic. Let's just say you're messing around. I said.

"No! I'm just messing around like that! Seen in a comic book. ”

"Comic books? There are such good comic books! Forget it, when I didn't ask. ”

After the old woman finished speaking, she was about to leave.

"Wait!" The little apprentice didn't know what to do.

"Your old man talks upside down, where have we met? Why am I not impressed at all? "What's wrong with the little apprentice, I don't want to let the old woman go.

I was afraid that he would be beaten again, so I whispered to him, "Let her go." Wait until dinner, and I'll tell you later, master! ”

When the old woman left for a while, she only heard a "Oops! How did I fall asleep. It's so cold on the ground! Miss! Miss! Where are you? ”

Yuyan heard that the big mother had woken up, so she didn't care about the cat-faced old woman just now. Quickly helped the big mother up.

"Apprentice, help the master up. Fast! I said to my apprentice.

"There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south! There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south! There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south! The teacher recited the Buddha's name too much, and opened his eyes slightly to see: It's still there! A man was holding himself up.

Shitai recited the Buddha's name, gently took away my apprentice's hand with the hand that did not have Buddha beads, and said, "Little donor, why are you in the temple?" What happened to Old Nun? Head buzzing. ”

"Tell her she just fell and you saved her." I taught my apprentice to speak.

"Mrs. Shi, you! Just fell. I was worshipping the Buddha, and when I saw it, I came to help you. I guess you've hit your head. The little apprentice said.

"I also had a terrible headache. Miss, did I break my brain! "Big Mom is clearly still confused.

Ha ha! My anxiety forgetting skills are good, and brainwashing is better than dish soap.

"Is it frozen? Mrs. Shi, Auntie, although I didn't see how you fell. But I've seen it, and you don't have any signs of injury on your head. "My apprentice talks a little too much.

"Little rascal, what have you done? Well! Hurry up. Don't say I'll kick you to death. "The master has taken my apprentice as her next meal.

Ay! Going around and around, I still have to entangle with her.

"When I jumped from the city wall, my wife and aunt had already fallen to the ground. Believe it or not! "The apprentice is telling the truth.

"How do you know that Big Mommy's head isn't hurt?" The master is originally a very unreasonable princess temper, and this will meet a few lifetimes of enemies, and if you don't make a fuss, it is estimated that you won't be able to end the game.

"Don't make a fuss, miss. We haven't thanked them for saving lives. ”

Big Mom said she would do it.

After finishing talking to the young lady, he turned around and said to my apprentice, "Little friend, thank you for saving your life." Auntie invites you to a light meal one night. Are you going to go home and talk to your mother? ”

"Big Mom! Why did you invite him to dinner? Look at him, it's dirty. When I go to our house, I can't be nauseous for days. Don't, Big Mommy. I don't want him to come to our house. "The owner is obviously a bit of a dog.

"Okay, don't go home. Big mom set up a table in the champion building to invite him, okay? ”

"No, it doesn't. If I invite him to the Champion Building, they won't play with me in the future. ”

Seeing that the young lady still disagreed, the eldest mother had to sigh. Said: "What should I do?" It's not like this favor won't be repaid! ”

"It's fine. Aunt! I didn't save you in the first place. Don't take it personally. You just fell, and I happened to pass by and helped you up. It's not that serious. "My apprentice's words almost didn't scare me. I thought he was going to confess me!

"There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south! The little benefactor does not want to repay the grace of saving his life, he is really compassionate! The Lord of the Buddha has a spirit in the sky, and he will be happy and convenient, and give you great blessings! The grace of a meal is a grace, and the grace of saving a life is also a grace, treat each other kindly, why bother to take people with clothes and hats! Xiao Shi mainly does not dislike it, and only comes to the small temple to eat fast in the future. ”

Hearing Mrs. Shi say this, the big mother's face is very ugly.

After thinking about it, he said to Mrs. Shi and my little apprentice, "Mrs. Shi, little friend. Don't get me wrong. My young lady is just unforgiving, but she actually has a living Bodhisattva in her heart. Look at this snowy day. Children, your mother won't add a piece of clothing to you, look at your little body to freeze. Go with your aunt, and your aunt will buy you a good outfit. The little girl who can't keep it all likes you! ”

"Auntie. I don't have a mom. ”

"I said! How can there be such a mother in the world? On such a cold day, I still wear such thin clothes for my children. Behold, my son! How many days have you not taken a shower? Look at this unkempt and handsome guy. Let's go! Auntie will take you to wash first, then change into new clothes for you, and then get you a good job. ”

When Mrs. Shi saw that the layman said this, she also helped persuade me, a little apprentice who was used to being wild.

"Go ahead! Child. Go with Aunt Ailing, and you won't have to wander around in the future. ”

I saw that he still wanted to back down, so I put my voice into his ear and said, "Promise her." Otherwise, the master will be angry. ”

"Alright! Aunt. I'll go with you. "He believed me. Ha ha! Good apprentice, you are awesome!

Out of the temple, a group of four of us braved the street sprinkled with pear blossoms and cherry blossoms, turned a few corners, and arrived at the Ocean Department Store.

I was lucky that the owner was snubbed by everyone in these incidents, and it was not good to be right with the big mother in front of outsiders. In boredom, I had to play with the end spirit alone, and while playing, I brought it to my neck.

Providence has long been predestined. Ha ha! Thank God!

The eldest mother packed a small bag and bought several bags of clothes, and also bought several sets for the eldest lady.

Then he took us to a bathhouse, washed me and my little apprentice, and then took us to a Japanese restaurant.

On the way to the restaurant, a few young people walked along the side in the wind and snow, holding black umbrellas, walking vigorously and vigorously, looking around the ground, and constantly glancing at the big mother from time to time.

"Apprentice, be careful of those people. Use your dog's paw or cat's paw or something, and get rid of them quickly. ”

Before I finished speaking, the one walking in front was already close to the big mother.

Suddenly, I grabbed the bag in my mother's hand. The big mother reacted very quickly, and she grabbed it and didn't let go.

In those years, there was a shortage of soldiers. The capital is no exception.

This apprentice, three or two dog paws and cat paws, knocked down a few of the big mother's side.

When he turned around and was about to get nervous, he saw a guy holding a mountain knife on the master's neck in one hand, pointing at the little apprentice with the other, and shouting: "Little ghost, throw things over!" Otherwise, I'll kill this girl. ”

This is not a bloody drama from Hong Kong and Taiwan, nor is it a movie.

Jinling during the Republic of China was not much better than Shanghai Tang. The city is full of wind and rain, the soldiers and bandits are a family, the thieves have no way, and the traitors are everywhere. Haikou walked all over the ground, making people unguardable.

"Negotiate with him. Calm his anxiety first, then slowly throw things at him, and when he picks up things, he can defeat the enemy with one move. "I think it's a good opportunity to train apprentices. Ha ha!