Chapter 108: Faking Illness
Qi Weinan sighed hot breath from the tip of his nose and shouted at them with a little displeasure.
"Hey, hey, hey, okay, don't engage in the modest etiquette of the literati there, let's go quickly, otherwise the people in their village will come out in a while."
As she spoke, her eyes glancing at the sturdy black man, "What, thank you for saving my stupid little brother." ”
"Oh, Dao Chief, where are you talking, you are all too polite, and you can ...... I don't even know what to do. ”
"Then don't go back, let's go, goodbye!"
Qi Weinan, a stinky girl, has a very poisonous mouth, and as soon as the words came out, the woodcutter was put in a very embarrassing situation, and the smile on her face became a little stiffer.
Seeing Qi Weinan set off, he quickly followed, "Dao Chief, this, as far as I know, you shouldn't be able to drive corpses during the day, right?" ”
"Of course this young master knows!" She saw that the woodcutter was chasing after her again, and she quickened her pace, and the "going up the mountain to fight tigers" behind her were almost unable to catch up.
"Dao Chief, although I don't know why you have such a big opinion of me, there is no corpse drive for hundreds of miles here, and at this time, this mountain is in the snake season, and the damp caves are full of snake dens, which is really uneasy! If you don't dislike it, why don't you go to my house. ”
"Thank you for your kindness, but you don't have to."
Hearing that the woodcutter himself took the initiative to invite, Shengyi and Qingpao were not to mention how happy, thinking that they would be able to eat delicious food to fill their hungry stomachs today, but before they could agree, the female overlord refused on her own initiative.
"What should I do, Qingpao, why is this little aunt so stubborn, I finally have an enthusiastic fellow, and I refused."
The stomach had been screaming for a long time, and he didn't want to give up this precious opportunity, so he used the sound transmission technique to ask the green robe for a way.
"You think I don't want to, idiot, don't worry, I've got a good idea."
The green robe's eyelids swirled up and down, and he suddenly had a plan and made a bad move.
"Oops! Oops! My stomach hurts! ”
I saw him suddenly lying on the ground holding his stomach, his thick eyebrows wrinkled into a figure of eight, his lips were bitten by him and were already white and bloodless, and the screams that gradually rose from the depths of his throat continued to rise.
It's the same as the real thing! Even Qi Weinan, who was accustomed to seeing tricks in the rivers and lakes, took it seriously, "Hey! Qinglong, what's wrong with you, wasn't it that you were injured by that evil Taoist last night? She hurriedly put down the soul bell in her hand, paused her footsteps, and half-crouched down to help the person on the ground.
"I ...... I...... It's okay...... You don't have to...... Lose sleep over something. Although Qingpao said that it was fine, he didn't make small moves in private.
I saw him tremblingly raise the hand that covered his abdomen, and the palm of his hand was red blood, and the place he had just protected was also the same dazzling blood red.
For this sudden bloodstain, let alone Qi Weinan, even Shengyi was in the trap, I really thought that this guy was injured.
"Oops! This, this, how could this little brother be so seriously injured, he was still holding on just now, and I didn't even see it. ”
Seeing this, the woodcutter also hurried to him, threw the firewood on his back directly, lifted one of his arms and carried him behind his back, and said to Qi Weinan who was wearing a Taoist robe in a hurried tone, "Dao Chief, I see that this friend of yours is very seriously injured, why don't you go back to my house first, it just so happens that my lady knows some healing techniques." ”
This woodcutter's cleverness makes the green robe on his back sigh, I really don't know if this woodcutter is cooperating with me in acting, or if I really don't know.
"There's only one way now, so let's go!" Qi Weinan frowned and said.
"Hmm!" The woodcutter turned his body harder, tightened the back of the green robe, and then said to Qi Weinan, "Dao Chief, I know a path leading to the village, where can I take you from, be faster." ”
Qi Weinan nodded, "Okay, but don't think about any tricks!" Otherwise, the master can't spare you! ”
"Yes, yes, yes." The woodcutter agreed.
So, Qi Weinan took the "going up the mountain to fight tigers" to follow the footsteps of the woodcutter and circled around an extremely remote mountain road.
She was very vigilant all the way, and she didn't dare to take it lightly, even if the man in front of her had behaved normally so far, but intuitively, she always felt that there was something wrong with it.
After going around for about half an hour, I finally saw the mud brick house with smoke curling.
The villages in front of you are not the ones you imagined, but they are located on the mountainside, which seems a little lonely.
At this point, the woodcutter led them towards a thatched hut that was different from the appearance of the village. Although the house is not as beautiful as other tiled houses, it is decorated with a different flavor.
The bamboo fence tightly holds it in its arms, and a few small white or purple flowers climb on the fence, which are a little delicate under the illumination of the autumn sun.
On the top of the eaves of the grass house, there are one or two eaves bells, which are blown slightly by the weak and boneless wind.
Just the right embellishment, the pastoral landscape outlined full, even in the wilderness, can be envied.
And judging from the decoration of the scenery here, it is not difficult to judge that there is an elegant hostess in the house.
Sure enough, after hearing the movement outside, a petite figure popped out of the room.
"Mengniang, quick, this little brother is injured, you can take a look for him."
After hearing this, the shadow sped up her steps, walked to the door, and opened the bamboo and wooden door, "Wen Lang, what's wrong." ”
She looked at the woodcutter's back, lightly opened her jade lips, and asked softly, but when she glanced back, her expression changed suddenly, even if it was only a second, Qi Weinan also caught the expression.
That's the panic and fear that people have in their hearts.
But the strange thing is that this woman only showed horror when she raised her eyebrows at Qi Weinan, but when she looked back at the dead corpses with her eyes closed and her arms stretched, her expression was calm and calm.
In other words, what she was really afraid of in her heart was not the dead stiff body, but Qi Weinan in a Taoist robe.
"Ah, why is this little brother so embarrassed, Wen Lang, you quickly carry him into the house and let the concubine take a look."
The woman who was called Mengniang didn't dare to look behind her a few more times, so she looked at her husband, and after whispering softly, she took her hand and walked back to the house quickly.
And Qi Weinan also followed closely into the courtyard, and it was also at this time that a man's deep voice came from the front, "Dao Chief, you just put them in this room, it is good to avoid light and quiet." ”
The man pointed to the side room next to the main house, and without waiting for her to reply, he went into the house with the green robe.
In order to prevent the existence of traps, Qi Weinan first entered the house by himself and took a closer look, searched all the four corners of the house, and saw a few mouse holes clearly, before daring to bring in the five corpses.
After settling down, she was just about to go out when she remembered that there was a half-dead and half-alive Ge Ye inside.
"Color, listen up, the master will settle you here first, if something happens, you will shout out louder, and the master will come over when he hears it, you know?"
"Hmm......" Ge Ye blinked a pair of beautiful eyes, and replied to the woman in front of him with the only vocabulary he had now.
Qi Weinan just turned around and brought the door with satisfaction, and remembered something again, so he hurriedly ran to Ge Ye's side, picked up his ear and added, "Color, the master and you emphasize, the accident that the master is referring to is similar to last night, do you understand?" ”
Ge Ye nodded again and again, but the next second he was so frightened by what she said next that he shook his head.
"Oh, don't blame the master for not telling you, there are several rat holes in this house, maybe it...... After a while, the cute little mouse will crawl on you and play with you, biting your ears or something from time to time, and then you can't scream! ”
After Qi Weinan finished speaking, he happily slammed the door, leaving Ge Ye in place and the darkness as his companion, as if he could hear the sneaky movement in the shadows.
And the green robe here, whether she lives or dies, she doesn't let Mengniang check her injuries, even if Wen Long, who is her husband, has no opinion, he is still like a yellow flower girl who has not come out of the cabinet.
In the end, he really had no choice, and before Qi Weinan came over, he told the truth, "Hey, eldest brother, sister-in-law, I'll tell you the truth, I, I'm pretending." ”
"What? Loaded? And all this blood? ”
"It's a red wild fruit picked on the road, crushed in the palm of my hand and rubbed on my robe." Qingpao lowered his head in great guilt and anxiety like a child caught by an adult.
"Oops! Little brother, why are you doing this? ”
"No, my fellow Taoist doesn't listen to persuasion, and we don't want to live in the snake cave, so we ...... I made this decision, I'm really sorry, eldest brother, sister-in-law, it makes you worried. ”
After confessing, instead of a trace of anger, the husband and wife in front of them smiled.
Unexpectedly, a rhythmic slap came towards him from far and near, and he saw a strange and terrible smile flash on the face of the clapper, and the next second, there was a scream in the room.
"Ahh My good Nan brother! Be merciful! ”
The screams reached the ears of Ge Ye in the side room, and he didn't know if the owner of the sound was also attacked by rats, anyway, he was!
And it was a pair of rats in love lying on his stomach eating stolen grain.
In these years, when a weak, pitiful and helpless half-dead person has to be cursed to see the love of others?
What's more, I was still shown off by two mice!
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