Chapter 326: I'll Go, What a Big Fart!
Jin Yu turned back three times in one step, and reluctantly just walked out of the gate of Chaotianque, and suddenly, something fell from the top of her head with a "bang", and it happened to fall at her feet, which scared her into an exclamation.
It was pitch black, and Dai Mo couldn't see what it was, so she bent down with a lantern to look.
I saw a round rumbling duck egg-sized thing on the ground, which was emitting black smoke from the ground, and it was endless.
Her eyes widened with curiosity, and a puff of smoke came to her face, and she immediately felt a piercing and burning pain in her eyes. It was as if he had sucked chili noodles in his throat, choking terribly, coughing sharply, and tears suddenly welled up from his eyes.
The master and servant coughed together, unable to see, tripped over the nepotism, and fell to the ground in embarrassment. Two coquettish voices.
Murong Qi heard Jin Yu's exclamation, and came out to check the situation, facing a thick black gas, prickly nose, and smoked eyes, making people dare not approach.
He was also taken aback: "What's going on?" ”
Jin Yu choked "cough cough": "Cousin, save me!" ”
The smoke was a bit loud, and there was constant smoke coming out of the ground. Murong Qi didn't dare to step forward rashly, and felt something out of his sleeve - the flashlight that Leng Qinghuan gave him last time.
He pondered for a long time before returning the various parts to their original places, and felt that they were extremely easy to use, so he left them on his body like a treasure.
He pressed the switch towards Jinyu Daimo.
Jin Yu and Dai Mo finally came out of the smoke, and suddenly a strong light shone towards the two of them, and Jin Yu hurriedly raised his hand and covered his eyes.
Leng Qinghuan was watching the excitement in the dark shadows on the side, and he couldn't help frowning.
Jinyu faced the strong light, and her knee-jerk reaction made her suspicious.
Could it be that Jinyu has regained his eyesight?
The next moment, Jin Yu seemed to be aware of his flaws, hurriedly rubbed his eyes with his raised hand, and stood up to cover his flaws.
Leng Qinghuan didn't expect that she couldn't be angry for a while, and she had an unexpected gain by playing tricks on her.
Her eyes have regained her sight, and she is still pretending, and she is not leaving the Qiwang Mansion, she is really painstakingly trying to get close to the water.
Leng Qinghuan walked out generously from the shadows, and made a fuss in surprise: "I'll go, it's so demonic!" There are goblins! ”
Jin Yu can only "cough cough cough!" ”
Leng Qinghuan pretended to have just found out: "Why is it the county lord of Jinyu?" I've only heard of smoke in the lack of virtue before, and I've never seen a fart that can emit such a big black smoke, do you eat chili fried leeks at night, why is this fart choking and spicy? You didn't smoke yourself, did you? ”
What a pompous acting skill.
Hearing the sound, a bunch of people rushed to see the excitement and laughed vigorously, not daring to make a sound.
Jin Yu coughed for a long time before he could barely breathe steadily, knowing that Leng Qinghuan was playing tricks on him, but he had no evidence for a while, so he couldn't help but be annoyed and angry.
"Who farted? It's clear that someone is deliberately playing tricks on me! ”
"It's also said that such a big fart, how can you smash a hole in the ground and collapse yourself. That's what Dai Mo put it? ”
Dai Mo blushed: "No! ”
Leng Qinghuan sighed: "Look, it's just a big fart, you will take care of your county lord, otherwise how embarrassing will your county lord be in front of the Qi prince?" ”
Jin Yu gritted his teeth in annoyance: "I said that someone tricked me and deliberately smoked me!" ”
"Smoky?" Leng Qinghuan continued to pretend to be stupid: "I've heard of smoked chicken, smoked fish, smoked bacon, shouldn't you set up a fire and hang the meat high?" Otherwise it's roasted. ”
Jin Yu was teased by her one after another, tears flowed even more, and a pair of eyes were reddened.
"I'm already so embarrassed, and the princess's sister is just gloating, why do you still tease me like this? Who is playing tricks behind the scenes, don't you really see it? Does my cousin also do nothing? ”
Murong Qi was so happy that his cheeks were about to cramp, and he was serious: "Okay, Qinghuan, look at Jinyu choking and coughing, I don't know if there is a big problem with my eyes?" Why don't you help her take a look?"
It seems that Murong Qi Shicai also discovered that something was wrong with Jinyu.
Leng Qinghuan nodded and took the flashlight from him.
"That's it, the county lord of Jinyu has a bad eye, and if he is choked by the smoke, it will definitely make it worse. Hurry up and let me take a look, and I'll feel much more comfortable with some medicine. ”
Everyone looked at the sudden heat of their princess Niangniang and was a little puzzled, and they invariably saw eight words from Leng Qinghuan - nothing to do, either treachery or theft.
No, it's nine words.
Jin Yu said no: "I'm already blind in my eyes, even if it gets worse, what else can I do?" ”
"If some eye diseases are severe, they need to remove the eyeballs, leaving only two black holes, how scary you say. You can't break the jar and break it, and you can't avoid medical treatment. ”
Leng Qinghuan was alarmist, and at the same time turned on the strong light switch again, and shone into Jinyu's eyes in a daze.
Dai Mo next to her turned her face away, not daring to look directly, but Jinyu's eyes were indifferent, except for redness and swelling, there was nothing unusual, and she didn't blink.
The light of this flashlight is super strong, and ordinary people can't stand it at all, and if it shines for a while, good people can be blinded.
Leng Qinghuan and Murong Qi glanced at each other, and couldn't help but feel suspicious, did they see it wrong just now?
What is the matter with the ghost covering the eyes that Zayino said? Could it be that Jinyu can still be retracted and released as freely as if he was panting? That's unscientific, isn't it?
Jin Yu also seemed to be jealous, and brushed away Leng Qinghuan's hand: "You don't need to pretend to be kind, if it weren't for your instructions, who would dare to be so presumptuous and blatantly tease our master and servant?" It's just too deceitful! Daimo, let's go 1"
He didn't investigate who was playing tricks on him, and he fled with Dai Mo's help.
"yes, it's too much, it doesn't make sense. Lord Jinyu, don't worry, I'll help you check it out and see who is so boring. Leng Qinghuan stretched his neck and didn't forget to say cool words.
Murong Qi also knew that this kind of tricky and strange tricks had no one else but Leng Qinghuan, and shook his head at her helplessly.
"What exactly did you just use?"
Leng Qinghuan tilted his head proudly: "Anti-pervert smoke bombs, specially used for your self-defense, used to deal with those female hooligans who plot against you, are essential weapons for home travel." What do you think? Am I considerate? ”
Murong Qi was a little resentful: "This is the surprise you just said to me?" I thought you were preparing dry food for me in the kitchen. ”
"If you're really hungry, you can try it, fried chili flavor with leeks."
Murong Qi remembered the analogy of Shicai Leng Qinghuan, opened his mouth and fart, and suddenly his face darkened.
"If you have a wife like this, what more can a husband ask for?"
Leng Qinghuan only thought that he was praising himself: "I can barely be regarded as a capable daughter-in-law who can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen, fight the junior, and beat the pervert, right?" It's really not good, add one more, martial arts can be on the battlefield, and medical skills can fight Hades. ”
Murong Qi shook his head solemnly: "These kings are not rare. ”
"And what are you rare? Will you play the piano and dance or sew clothes? ”
Murong Qi glanced at the subordinates who had not yet dispersed, lowered his body, and lowered his voice in her ear: "Naturally, I can give birth to a child and go to bed." ”
"Get out!"
Teddy is afraid it's up again, right?