Chapter 12: The Enchanting Queen, Le Ningyue
Lu Qianfan walked out of the principal's office and yawned heavily. Zhang Yuan, Fang Jiang, and Chu Tian, who were standing outside the door, hurriedly surrounded him when they saw him come out, and they were concerned about how the school decided to deal with him.
"Probation, punishment decision depends on the next performance." Lu Qianfan closed the door of the office, his face was very gloomy. He really didn't want to come to this office a second time. "Aren't the gods all pop lately? How did you become a bewitching queen when you came to me? ”
Lu Jianxun was seriously injured and was taken to the hospital after the city patrol arrived. Lu Jianxun has family power behind him, he has a lot of money, and he was easily guaranteed, and the blame for this matter is all on Lu Qianfan's head - if it develops according to the normal routine, the plot should be like this, and the next thing is the protagonist's halo time. However, here is the reality. Everyone is equal before the rule of law! As a result, Lu Jianxun was detained by the city patrol on the grounds of picking quarrels and provoking trouble. Under pressure from the Lu family, Lu Jianxun was exonerated and only accepted the punishment of seven days of public security detention. On the contrary, it was Lu Qianfan, who should have borne the responsibility of excessive defense, but was protected by others, and left unharmed after sleeping in the security bureau all night. This situation of improper values made Lu Qianfan once again begin to doubt his identity as the protagonist.
"Compared with the halo of the protagonist, my plot is more like highlighting the strong background of the villain, in order to further show the glorious image of the protagonist who is mighty and unyielding, and outwits the villain? The values are not correct, be careful to teach bad children! When Lu Qianfan saw the mysterious person who kept him out, his first sentence was like this. Because, the first thing the mysterious woman who took Lu Qianfan out of the Public Security Bureau said was: "I'm Moon."
Lu Qianfan was taken all the way to the president's office by a mysterious woman who called herself Moon. was also brought over, as well as Zhang Yuan, who slept all night without heart and lungs, but was punished by the instructor for being late in the morning. Before Lu Qianfan could say a word to them, he was taken into the principal's office alone by Moon. Moon then sat down in the principal's leather chair. She put her right leg on her left leg, showed a very bewitching smile, and said, "My name is Le Ningyue, the director of Jinglin University and the part-time acting president. And, of course, your Lemon Elf, Moon."
Lu Qianfan used his hand to hold up his chin that almost fell to the ground. "I really didn't expect that Moon, who was talking to me, turned out to be a big living person."
Le Ningyue shook her index finger and said, "I'm just an AI, and I was only allowed to evolve into a living entity after you came to Jinglin University. ”
"Strong AI evolution. Is the way you are now the nature that Lemon has given you? Lu Qianfan put his hands in his pockets and looked at the woman in front of him who could only be described as bewitching. With a little exotic delicate facial features and long wavy brown and red hair, it is noble and charming. The small black suit is draped over the shoulders, revealing the owner's chic. Even if the white shirt was unbuttoned, it could not alleviate the tendency of the shirt to be torn by the huge bulge on the chest, and the deep furrow was simply unstoppable. Jiro's legs are cocked, the cargo skirt that tightly wraps his body reveals a round curve, and the black stockings outline the perfect leg arc. The most blood-pumping thing is her tiptoe picking up high heels and shaking in the air! With the seductive curvature on her lips, but seeing her eyes, it makes people unconsciously want to kneel down and sing conquest! In fact, the three goods outside the door have already fallen. When Lu Qianfan saw her for the first time, he also had some eyes that didn't know where to look. However, under the prompting of Xiao Ranran in his heart, Lu Qianfan began to scan Le Ningyue's chest unscrupulously with the mentality of appreciating aesthetics. "It's a staggering size, but it's always a little unnatural. Lemon is a perfect score for programming, but the maximum is 85 for modeling. Lu Qianfan commented seriously. You tear the image of a comic girl, Lemon won't be an otaku, right? ”
"Do not insult the existence of God." A fierce color flashed in Le Ningyue's eyes. "After I was created by God, my personality and image were born on my own through online learning. My image is not good, it's just that I don't have enough learning ability. ”
"Sure enough, I kept saying that it was my lemon elf, but I didn't even use honorifics. The actual object of service is still the same ...... God. Lu Qianfan wanted to add an adjective, but after thinking of the killing intent in Le Ningyue's eyes, he gave up this idea. At the end, he added: "Otaku is not a derogatory term, it is generally used to refer to men who have been staying at home for a long time, in fact, this term is more inclined to refer to otaku men who are proficient in ACGN culture." In a broad sense, otaku can also include professional men who need to work indoors for long hours, such as programmers and online codewords. Otaku culture has contributed a large number of entertainment and cultural works to the society. Don't equate otaku culture with some bad cultural industries because of the inducement of unscrupulous media, and misunderstand the connotation of words. I don't mean anything insulting to lemon. ”
"God is a woman." Le Ningyue looked coldly at Lu Qianfan, who was talking nonsense.
"Then you're even more wrong. I misunderstood that the gender of God was wrong for me, but I hadn't seen it after all. But what do you do if you think I'm insulting God because I say God is male? In the Chinese mythological system, the popularity of male gods is higher than that of women as a whole, and in Norse, Greek and other mythological systems, the image of the main god is also male. Although it is often said that God is asexual, the reference to a god on high is more likely to subjectively give a masculine image to God. Of course, in Japanese light novels, the probability of the appearance of the goddess is much more than that of the male god, but this is also a marketing method used for the reading group, and the cultural trend that has further evolved cannot be regarded as historical theological research for the time being! Lu Qianfan felt that he was about to write an academic paper with all this nonsense.
"You say that I insulted God because I mistook the goddess for a man, what is the difference between this and pastoral feminism? From the perspective of historical development, the core of women's rights is women's independence and equal rights for men and women. This is to enable women to get rid of the fate of being bound by men, to survive independently, and to think independently, so it is necessary to eliminate gender discrimination, increase women's self-claims, and improve women's social status, rather than letting women override men, nor to make women and men become two completely separated ethnic groups, let alone completely denying the existence of history. You know, it is precisely because of the unfairness of history that we realize the importance of fairness. To get rid of the dross, we must face up to the dross and take it as a warning, not to completely erase the existence of the dross from the long river of history, isn't this historical revisionism? As a strong artificial intelligence, you can't make this kind of mistake, you can't discriminate against men, and you can't define all kinds of behaviors as discriminating against women. How can my misunderstanding due to historical and cultural influences be regarded as an insult? Lu Qianfan felt that he was about to publish his second academic paper.
A few black lines appeared on Le Ningyue's pretty face. "I didn't mean to. Just that you should not associate my imperfections with God. ”
Lu Qianfan smiled bitterly. "I suggest you learn more about normal human expression management. There aren't really three black lines on a human face. ”
Le Ningyue, who was aware of Lu Qianfan's true purpose, frowned. She shouted angrily, "What did you do! ”
"I thought that I could use language to directly confuse your logic and fall into the logical flaw of self-doubt. It is worthy of the strong artificial intelligence developed by Lemon. Only then did Lu Qianfan take her hand out of her trouser pocket and show Le Ningyue the smartphone in her hand. He said: "In order to delay time, my voice is going to be dry. ”
"You hacked my program?" Le Ningyue stood up abruptly. "You!"
Lu Qianfan smiled and took off the tiny Bluetooth headset from his ear. "As a communications soldier, I would carry this kind of covert monitoring headset with me, and I could judge the code of input and feedback by sound. However, it's still a bit difficult to keep up with your firewall processing speed with just one finger of input using only one finger. ”
Le Ningyue's teeth were about to crush.
"You can only look at your source code, and you can't modify it for the time being. There's nothing to say about losing to lemon, it's just unpleasant. Lu Qianfan slid his finger across the phone's screen. I was trying to get some information about Lemon from you, but I couldn't even fully open your database. Failure, too much failure, the more I look at it, the more unhappy I become. Lu Qianfan put the phone back in his trouser pocket, flattened his mouth, and said, "If I delay for so long, I still fail." ”
Le Ningyue sat back on the leather chair and said coldly, "Please don't do some useless struggles. I am under the orders of Lemon to serve as a beginner's guide, and I ask for your cooperation. ”
Lu Qianfan raised his hand in surrender. "There's no way, there's only one chance to induce you to open your internal network for further learning about humanity. If you miss it, it's hard to find another opportunity. Although, I still couldn't catch it. ”
"If only you knew." Le Ningyue said: "The trouble you caused this time, I have solved it through the network of Jinglin University. However, the school needs to look at the value of your training to gauge whether the effort is worth it. So, I made an agreement with the school. ”
Seeing Le Ningyue, who unconsciously showed a charming smile, Lu Qianfan had a hint of foreboding in his heart. "Please, don't look at me with the Queen's smile. Also, is it okay to say that the trouble of the newbie guide is not to deal with the transaction of an adult? This does not fit in with the relaxed atmosphere that the game emphasizes. ”
"The world has never been easy. Because of the bugs you designed, the apocalyptic crisis has always hung over the heads of humanity. ”
Lu Qianfan said: "Don't just throw the blame at me, it's not me who makes the game evolve into the real world." "If in the original world, when you hear about the apocalyptic crisis, most people will only think of various literature, movies and television works or games, and then laugh it off. However, in this world, the threat of Warcraft really looms over humans. As the ability of Warcraft increases day by day, the apocalyptic crisis will approach humanity day by day. This invisible pressure will sooner or later fall on Lu Qianfan, who was chosen by Lemon as the savior.
"Say, what do I need to do?" Lu Qianfan didn't plan to die in the flames of doom after a few years with Xiao Ranran. The premise of Xiao Ranran's survival is the continuation of the world, because of this, Lu Qianfan has been held in the hands of Lemon from the beginning.
"At the end of the military training, there will be a freshman appraisal meeting. Win first place in the appraisal to prove your worthiness. At the same time, I will give you a magical weapon for the first place in the conference. Therefore, your first task is to win first place in the freshman appraisal meeting. Le Ningyue said.
"It's a ...... newbie quest Convenient. This kind of reward that everyone knows, there are not a few people who want to compete for the first place, right? ”
"Correct. By the way, if your eyes dare to glance at it again, I'll tell Xiao Ranran about it. ”
When Lu Qianfan left the principal's office, his back was already soaked in cold sweat. The sense of oppression displayed by Le Ningyue made him dare not be careless. The feeling of being toyed with in the palm of your hand is not very pleasant. Lu Qianfan felt that if he disobeyed half a point next time, he would definitely be sanctioned by Le Ningyue as scum.
"Demonstrations? I used my smartphone to break through God's firewall in two minutes, and I said that I didn't hack my main program, but I just didn't want to declare war directly. Le Ningyue closed her eyes and said, "Great God, the character you have chosen is dangerous. ”
The headmaster's room, which was the only one, was empty, and no one responded.