This is a magical world, this is a noisy rivers and lakes. Everyone has a heroic dream in their hearts. Because heroism is the highest honor to be admired, there are all kinds of kung fu here, and there are magical and weird internal skills. But who wouldn't want to be a hero?

Qinghe Town

It is surrounded by mountains and rivers and has beautiful scenery. The folk customs are simple, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant. To put it bluntly, this place is very poor, and I can't even look down on a robber, this shabby place. The bluestone-paved streets are lined with sparse shops. It's just an inn and a restaurant. With two grocery stores and a teahouse, the town is very small. How small is it? So small that almost the entire town is related. Walked to the east and met the third aunt and six mothers-in-law, and walked to the west and met the second uncle and third uncle. There were very few young people in the whole town, and all that remained were a few old and sick. The slow pace of life is simply suitable for retirement. At the end of the town's West Street, there is a broken tiled house, and the green creepers have climbed almost all over the tiled house. The whole tiled house was dyed a lively green, which concealed its decay and unbearableness. There is only one family here. Just a 15-year-old boy, yes, he's me. I'm the whole town, everybody knows it, everybody knows that cats hate dogs (there should be applause here!). ）

"Thank you!!!! Approve!!!!! ”

Suddenly, there was a roar from outside the house. I was so scared that I jumped three feet high on my bamboo bed. It's over! It's over!! It's over!!! I'm like a headless fly, stumbling around. Tension filled the room.

"You stinky boy, are you at home?! Why don't you speak? Don't think that if you're hiding at home, I won't know about you! Open the door to Lao Tzu!! You stinky boy, you just owe a beating, see if I don't beat you, your face is full of flowers!! ”

There was nothing of value in the whole house. Just a broken table, a broken bench and a broken bed, oh yes, and a box! I heard that it was handed down from my ancestors' ancestors, and it contained the treasures hidden by my ancestors' ancestors. Heirloom Yo !! It's just that this box is really strange, there are no seams, no locks. It's a natural fit. From the front, it is square. From the side, it's still a square. From above, it's still a square! You look left and right, front and back, up and down is still a square. It was like a metallic texture, glowing with a silvery-white light, the size of a palm. (Actually, it should be called a box instead of a box, but who wants my dad to say that?) When I was a child, I deeply doubted that this was an iron lump? My dead dad lied to me, right? It's a pity that he died early and didn't explain it to me properly. Ah! Drinking is a mistake! It's because my dead ghost dad loves to drink, it seems that from when I was so young. My dad was like soaking in a jar. Drunk! Three hundred and sixty-five days a year, I smelled of stinking alcohol all day long, though I had thought about it since I was a child. Where did my mother go? Why do I only have a father and no mother? But I couldn't find a word of truth in the mouth of my dead dad.

When you don't drink, you say, "Your mother! It's a shame. She was born at the moment you were born. He died in childbirth. Or will it make your little deflated calf angry with me!? You little deflated calf, give me the bottle! ”

When drinking, he said, "Your mother? Yikes! ! Oh yes, your mother is my daughter-in-law! Why isn't your mother here? I also wonder why she's not there? But I just can't find her! She's gone, gone!! After saying that, he lay on the table and cried......

When I'm happy, "You were picked up by me from the watermelon field, where is my mother?" Speaking of which. I was quite blind at the time. How did you choose this little deflated calf of yours? Ah! Suddenly it dawned on him and said, "I already knew how to pick up the kid next to you!" At least that kid is much better than you! ”

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Right! My dead dad is a liar. You can't even hear a word of truth from my dad's mouth. After all, he left me that day, and it was a strange lonely day. The house was empty, no one quarreled with me, and no one raised the bar with me. No one answered me when I spoke. At least for now. When I'm being sought revenge, my dad won't stand up and help me.

"Who? Who? So loud early in the morning. What should I do if I get a noise with my next-door neighbor? Don't you know, this is a private house? ”

You can't weaken your momentum before you quarrel, this is my experience in Qinghe Town for so many years. (The main reason is that the quarrel masters in the town are all older women, and every time they quarrel, they will be louder than anyone else, even if they have no reason, they have to raise their voices and overwhelm their opponents with momentum, and the men in the town dare not provoke the women who can quarrel.) Especially if they also have a trick, I won't go into detail here)

I slammed the door open, and suddenly a fat man was at my feet, and I immediately laughed.

"Oops, Uncle Niu. This is not a New Year's Day, such a big gift, my nephew can't afford it. ”

"Phew, you want to be beautiful!"

The fat uncle patted the dust off his body, and his eyes widened like brass bells. Fierce gods! Behind him was a boy who was just as chubby as he was, staring at me with a timid gaze.

"You said you're a big man. How did my little treasure recruit you and provoke you? Why did you hit him? If it weren't for my mother-in-law who forced me to ask my Xiaobao, my Xiaobao wouldn't have said that you beat him. You stinky boy! ”

I leaned on the door frame nonchalantly, looked at the overweight fat boy behind Uncle Liu, and smiled at the fat boy with a row of big white teeth, and the fat boy shrank behind his father in fear. Uncle Niu saw this situation and glared at me fiercely.

"Dare to intimidate my little treasure, is it underbeaten?"

"Oops, oops, oops! I'm so scared! You are a martial artist who knows both astronomy and geography, how dare I do it with you? But Uncle Niu, didn't you ask your son? Why did I hit him? ”

Hearing this, Uncle Niu Gordon thought to himself, this terrible baby must be thinking of some kind of ghost idea. Said with a stiff neck.

"It's not right to bully the small! You see my little treasure is so thin, so weak, you are so tall and big. Are you embarrassed to bully such a young child? ”

My eyes twitched slightly, what is this? So blind? Still so thin, so weak? This fat boy is almost the same age as me. This daddy's filter is so thick that I can't recognize how to write the word thin?

"That's right, it's not right to bully the small. You said that Niu Wa didn't go to beat the son of the third aunt. I won't do it! I am the most professional in convincing people. I'm not like some people, who are vexatious! If you don't believe it, go find the son of the third aunt. Of course, if you really let the third aunt know. Uncle Niu, you should know. I suddenly lowered my voice and whispered to Uncle Niu

"You don't want to try to get that mouth out of the town's invincible?"

Although this sentence is a bit intimidating, the effect is quite good, Uncle Niu's face suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and he smiled awkwardly.

"Huh? Ha ha!! Hahahaha!!! How could it be? I'm a reasonable man! Well? Good men don't fight women. Right! Good men don't fight women! I've watched you grow up, so why don't I trust my nephew? It must be that this kid in my family is too skinny. Hum. Wait for me to get home and clean up him! ”

The fat boy behind Uncle Niu was almost desperate when he heard his father's words, and the whole person seemed to have turned black and white. Trembling.

"Daddy? Father?! Father!!!! Ah!!! Pain Pain Pain !!! ”

The fat boy's ears were suddenly tugged at by his father, and the old man was pulled. The two fathers and sons walked in unison and ran away from my door as soon as they slipped through the smoke, and a gust of wind came to the words.

"You stinky boy, go home and clean you up. I haven't even beaten that little deflated calf. After so many years of meat, you have eaten it for nothing? When you go home later, you will inherit your father's business and learn to kill pigs with me, depending on your IQ, you can't do anything else! In a few words, it was decided, this fat boy, the goal of his future life, this fat boy, still wants to struggle.

"I want to be a hero, I don't want to be a butcher, I want to be a hero praised by everyone! It's Dad, you're too weak! Hum! It's not my fault? ”

A burst of angry voices came.

"You stinky boy, you dare to pout. Do you dare to talk back to Lao Tzu? I'll clean you up first, and then I'll tell your mother! It's really three days without a house to uncover the tiles! ”

"Smack! Bang Bang !!!! ”

The crying of a child, the slapping of a father. Uncle Niu seems to want to get back the face he lost with me, but he just suffers from the little fat dun, for the sake of his dear father, poor face. I had to contribute my round ass that wasn't in the middle of winter, but to be honest, fat and fat are good. At least it doesn't hurt to hit the buttocks, and sometimes the slender bamboo strips will bounce up, mainly because my father used to beat me like this when I was a child. Maybe I was too naughty, right? Fortunately, my ass was thick at that time, or according to my father's strength, I guess my ass would have to be beaten by him!

Well, this voice is quite rhythmic, worthy of a butcher who kills pigs in the market all year round! I commented slowly at the door. Oops, so tired! I've got to get some sleep! Then I have to go there to work in the evening. When that stinky boy's words suddenly reminded me.

"Heroic ......"

Hehe...... I want to be here too, but who cares about me? Forget it, it's good to be a gangster! I fell asleep on my broken bamboo bed again. But who would have thought? My destiny has changed since then......