Chapter 17: Bad Moves
Since he came to Jiangfu to do things, he has been chopping firewood every day, and he is very busy on weekdays. Qingpao often complains to Shengyi, and his delicate hands with fine skin and delicate hands have split calluses, but who came up with this bad idea! It's not this bad trick yet! At the end of the day, he complains the most!
In the house of these hundreds of people, it is not the maids and favored servants who serve closely, and the others rarely see the master of the family, and they are stared at and working in the firewood courtyard all day long, and it is difficult to even see the face of the piglet, let alone Wei Wei and Jiang Ci.
Today, the two of them were really tired, so they took out some silver taels and asked the other two servants to help with their own work. Although Sheng Yi and Qingpao were also mortals, they had never done much hard work, but after all, after hundreds of years of carefree fairy days, their bodies were already pampered, how could they withstand such physical work.
The two of them hid in the back garden tiredly, lying on the green shade mixed with some white and red dwarf flowers, with their hands under their heads, looking at the sky that seemed to be far away and very close, today's weather was exceptionally clear, there was not a single cloud hanging in the blue sky, and the temperature gradually warmed up at noon and climbed rapidly, sprinkled on the face and squinted.
"Shengyi, did you say that the master found out that the two of us sneaked down to earth?"
Qingpao asked Shengyi with the flower he had stolen at some point, but he didn't answer directly, but just said something incoherent.
"Look, that cloud, it doesn't look like a chicken leg, I haven't eaten a piece of meat in half a month." He grinned, pointing to the sky and muttering to the green robe.
Well? What the heck? Eldest brother! There is not a single cloud in the sky! Didn't you chop too much firewood, and your brain was also chopped?
Qingpao just supported his body with his palms and was about to get up, carefully checking whether this kid had lost his soul and became demented, and a huge orange cloud poked out of the green bushes.
"Meow! So you're two nerds here! Let Ben Meow be easy to find! Tell you both secretly, Ben Meow! Witness a shocking secret! ”
The student, who was still looking at the sky and smirking and drooling like a demented child, suddenly got up and got up and came to the piglet's side.
"Speak quickly, speak quickly! Is it that they have made progress? Can we complete the mission and go back to Heaven? ”
Seeing that Shengyi's reaction was faster than his own, the green robe made up of his mind.
Well, there's no need to check, I'm not stupid, I'm not stupid, my soul is still there.
The little pig didn't come back to life directly, but just stretched out a cat's paw and glanced to the side.
Seeing this, Sheng Yi hurriedly held the little pig's hand tightly and waved it a few times: "Good brother!" I also know that I miss us, is it too long since I have held your claws, and I miss my soft palms. ”
"! The hell just wants you two nerds! This meow means,If you want me to say it's not a meow.,Get paid.。 ”
The green robe on the side was about to punch the little pig, and he hurriedly stopped this violent temper, but the little pig didn't care, and casually licked his front paws with his tongue, and combed his hair elegantly.
"Qingpao, bear with me, go back to the marriage pavilion and let's clean it up again, and give it some sweetness first." Taking advantage of the time when the little pig was combing, Shengyi pulled the green robe into the corner, whispering, and turning back to the greedy pig from time to time.
After the discussion, they turned to the little pig and smiled.
"Meow, have you two discussed? Is it an exchange, or not, Ben Meow is very busy, and the mortal girl prepared a good fish for me, and it won't taste good when it's cold. ”
What the! I don't get oil and water for half a month, and your cat can eat fish!
The more Qingpao thought about it, the more angry he became, but the nerd was right, when he went back, he would have the good fruit of the little pig to eat! So he resisted the fire of resentment in his heart and squeezed out a stiff smile: "Think about it, think about it, exchange, exchange, may I ask Lord Cat what reward do you want?" ”
Seeing that the plan succeeded, the little pig was rampant just now, and jumped on the head of the green robe, and the small stove in the green robe was about to explode.
Good! I endure, the gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late! Qingpao had to double insure the small stove in his heart to avoid it exploding at an inopportune time.
"You also know meow, this meow is not the kind of greedy cat, not much to ask, before the permission is to give birth to a give me ten fairy fish in the pond, as for you, green robe, you will give this meow a peach in the peach orchard meow, listen to the old gentleman's horn green cow to show off to me how delicious the peach tastes, hum! I'm going to eat it again, and then I'll let it play in front of me again!" ”
"You're a lion's mouth! We've never eaten a peach, give it back to you? ”
The little pig rolled his eyes, jumped from the top of his head to the grass, and shook his ass to leave: "That's not to count, Ben Meow will go back to eat fish." ”
Seeing this, Qingpao hurriedly stopped it: "Good, good, good!" I'll want to ask for one for you when the time comes, but can't I do it now! ”
The voice of his later words was very small, but he was still listened to by the little pig with sharp ears, and happily jumped on the top of the green robe: "Oh, look, isn't this right, meow, that meow will tell you, a few days ago, that stupid Wei Wei and that grumpy little boy ......"
The little pig also deliberately sold a pass, which provoked the two little boys to ask anxiously: "Say it quickly!" Tell me what's wrong! ”
"They're ...... Hugs! ”
As soon as they heard the news, the brothers hugged each other excitedly, tears flowed, and there was a sense of immediacy that the ugly girl was finally married.
After the little pig finished speaking, he jumped again, jumping off the top of the green robe, this jumping around, its cat's claws had already cut the hat of the green robe, and now, he had to buy another hat from the accounting office.
The first article requires that the people's clothing must be clean and undamaged, and if the clothes are torn for their own reasons, they must be re-purchased, otherwise they will be found and half of the monthly wages will be deducted.
This stinky cat! makes Qingpao's already not rich life even worse......
As soon as the little pig was about to leave, Qingpao had a plan, grabbed its fat tail and dragged it back, muttering in its ear, and was stunned for a while, not knowing what this person and cat were discussing.
Finally, Piggy nodded and walked away with a smile on his face.
Well? What's going on? Am I isolated?
Sheng Yiyi had a question mark on his face, pulled over the green robe, and asked about the conversation between the two just now.
"What?! Do you dare to come up with this kind of bad move? Don't discuss it with me yet! You asked the little pig to let Jiang Ci's most beloved black general go? Green robe! Are you here to pull the red rope or break the marriage! Jiang Ci knew that he couldn't sprinkle all his anger on Wei Wei!? ”
After listening to the bad moves made by the green robe, he was angry and didn't fight, what kind of pig teammate is this!
"That's right, just make him angry, the more angry he is, the better the effect!"
Sheng Yi wondered if Qingpao was stunned by the little pig's anger, and his speechless hand knocked on his head, and sighed, what kind of sin did he make, and it has something to do with this goods, and now the original hope will be ruined, no, no, I have to stop the little pig.
Qingpao saw that he was going to chase the piglet. Hurriedly grabbed his arm: "Why are you going!" You just believe me once, we are on the same front, will I do something harmful to others and myself! Just wait and see how fast they grow! ”
Looking at the appearance of the green robe, it doesn't look like he is doing something that he is not sure of, Sheng Yicai reluctantly believed him, but with the snobs of the little pig, how could he agree to help such a favor again? He asked Qingpao about it.
"Then do you want to give the little pig any new reward? As long as it's greedy, I'm sure I'll have to blackmail you again, where did you get so much money, didn't you hide private money behind my back and my master! ”
"How can I have any money, I don't know where to get the money for my poor hat now, besides, this time, what I said to the little pig is that you will buy ten more fairy fish for it after the matter is completed."
"You, you! You!! Say what!!! ”
After listening to this, the angry green tendons burst out, and he turned around and was about to hit the green robe, but the green robe disappeared as soon as it slipped away.
"Give birth to one~ endure it and it's over! If you can't bear it, you will make a big plan! ”
He only threw down one sentence, leaving everyone to grieve on the spot, without giving him any room to prepare.
Fuck you! Why was I stuck in again in the end, I can't live this day, God, kill me!
The next line of tears in the first class of students, roaring at the sky, this scene can be so miserable that the frost and snow fall.