The stupid son who seemed to be a rich man in the countryside looked at me with disgust, and the golden folding fan kept fanning the wind.

"What are you nervous about, I'm asking you?"

The young master is very angry, he is a character who speaks the same everywhere. Such a little person, even ignoring him? He really wanted to learn from his second brother.

Tilting his chin at a 45-degree angle, he said to this little person with three points of arrogance, three points of nobility, three points of carelessness, and a similar fan-shaped chart of affinity.

"Boy, do you know who I am?"

My eyes rolled around, and then I replied honestly and fearfully, the second fool was so young and young that the flattering smile almost cracked the corners of my mouth at the base of my ears, probably because of the characteristics of many little people. Arrogance, this word does not match me!

"Oops, oops! I was blinded by your brilliant light, young master. I'm really sorry I didn't see the young master. (A golden glitter.) Master, what do you command? Whether it is catching the moon in the sky or catching turtles in the sea, the small ones will definitely not give up. (I haven't been a sycophant for a long time, and I'm a little rusty.) ）”

"Why are you here? I've heard that men aren't accepted here? Is it ......?"

This unfinished remark is a bit obscene, and any man knows it. But I can't reprimand her for her cranky thoughts, so I can only sacrifice my magic weapon

"Turn, shift, talk, question, big, law !!!"

Then why did the young master come here so young and handsome, and only a high man, civil and martial arts? Generally speaking, this is the kind of dick man who can't please his daughter-in-law will come here! (There shouldn't be anyone around here, right?) The first time I said bad things behind someone's back, I hope I won't be beaten. ）

The young master's tone suddenly choked, and he said loudly with a weak heart.

"Shall I come and see the excitement? The young master is so young and beautiful, only eight years old, how can a character who is both civil and military be that kind of curvy dick man? I don't know how many beautiful talented women are crying and shouting to marry me, but I haven't agreed! These people are eyeing my little money! I didn't say yes, a bunch of bewitching sluts! How can you fight me? ”

This young master's illness has been committed again? Have you forgotten that I am here? But seeing that this young master's brain is a little bad, I have an idea in my heart! Then he grinned and hooked the young master's shoulder with his hand, and began to take my foolish journey.

"I see that the young master has troubles in his heart, and I don't guess that the next person is here to relieve the young master's troubles. So the young master might as well tell me what troubles you have? ”

The young master's eyes became vigilant, and he shook off my hand on his shoulder.

"What is your purpose? Why should I tell you? ”

I smiled kindly, and then began my foolish Dafa. Growing up, I always felt that my eloquence was good and it was easy to convince other people. Although there are sometimes cases of failure, there are many success rates. Little people also have a way of living for little people! I won't say how to fool you specifically! After all, the little people also have the secrets of the little people.

After a while, this young master was called a brother to me in an instant.

"Little fish! I feel bitter for my brother! I'm carrying a weight I shouldn't have been able to bear at such a young age! Do you say that small money is not fragrant? Why did my dad force me to come here? Isn't wasting time a waste of money? Why doesn't my dad understand my suffering!!! ”

"Brother, you're useless! If your uncle is such a person, you should move out of your house's secret weapon!! This weapon can accurately hit the arrogance of the uncle! ”

The boy was amazed and said, "What weapon?" How did I not know that I had such a powerful weapon in my house? ”

I smiled mysteriously. "Auntie! I have seen many people like my uncle who have been subdued by their own daughters-in-law. If the aunt can't. You can move it again! Your grandfather, your grandmother, your grandfather, your grandmother, anyway, you can move out of the seven aunts, the five aunts, the three aunts, and the eight aunts!!! ”

I'm not bragging, I've seen it before. Uncle Niu's round little fat man, every time Uncle Niu wants to teach him a lesson, this little fat man is very clever. first found Aunt Niu as a rescuer, and then his grandfather, his grandmother, his grandfather, his grandmother, his second aunt, and his second aunt...... I once told you that the kinship in Qinghe Town is very complicated, and you can meet relatives wherever you go. Hey, that day, it was spectacular. In almost all Qinghe Town, a quarter of the population is condemning Uncle Niu, after all, he is all elders, and he doesn't dare to fight back. can only be scolded there like a second grandson, and then this battle laid the foundation for the little fat man's status in the family, and also laid the foundation for the little fat man bear child. I seem to be educating the bear child growth diary?! Forget it, whatever, it's not me anyway?

……

Listening to your words, it is better than a teenager who has read for ten years, and then he suddenly realized, and then said to me happily.

"From now on you are my half-brother. I'll cover you from now on! Who would dare to bully you? You just tell me! ”

Oops? Awesome, I finally achieved my goal and became a friend of the local tyrant! Applaud!!!!