Chapter 0125 - To the Funeral Home

In fact, I don't have a lot of desire to flirt with her, I just want to see if Leng Xin's judgment is accurate, if I can jump up when I touch her like this, then what else is there to talk about forcibly doing her?

However, I still have a little bottom in my heart for this temptation, at least I am sure that when I really want to deal with her in the future, she should not immediately turn her face, but because of Leng Xin, my curiosity about Lu Yuxin is no longer as strong as in the past, and I am not so anxious.

So when she stared at my hand out of the corner of her eye, I withdrew my hand and hummed a little tune: "I'm going to fly higher, fly higher."

Lu Yuxin turned around without saying a word, and suddenly lay on my thigh and bit me hard, this time through my pants, I didn't bite the meat, but it seemed to bite off a piece of the skin on my thigh.

Although it didn't hurt like last time, it hurt my bones, but it hurt cold sweat on my back.

I hissed and didn't fully open my mouth, she suddenly let go of her mouth and sat up straight, staring intently ahead, as if nothing had happened, but the implication was undoubtedly to bite me: I think you are still pretending to be forced or flying?

In fact, the same behavior, if it appeared in Leng Xin or Song Nina, it would definitely be cute and cute, but here in Lu Yuxin, everything is as wild and tough as a storm, and I am no one.

It seems that if you use force, whether it is open or dark, I am not Lu Yuxin's opponent, so I really listen to Leng Xin's words, one day I forcibly do Lu Yuxin, hysterically yelling or calling the police or something, I am afraid that she will see the opportunity and directly use scissors to "click" me.

I can't help but feel a thrill when I think about it.

"By the way," Lu Yuxin suddenly glanced at me and asked, "When you went to bed last night, didn't you feel anything unusual?" ”

I knew she was talking about the sound of footsteps, and she was crushed by a ghost, but I wasn't sure it was my uncle.

"No," I looked at her with a puzzled look and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"It's really strange, as soon as I lay down, it was like something was pressing down on my chest, and as soon as I lay down, I was fine, and then I slept in your bed."

"I see?" I quipped: "I thought I had such a great charm, in the middle of the night, three watches, actually ran from the sky and slept at my feet." ”

Lu Yuxin tilted her head sideways and stared at me expressionlessly, which seemed to be asking: Why did you start pretending again?

I quickly clamped my legs and gave her a strict guard.

"Hey," Lu Yuxin asked, "Didn't you learn Taoism?" You didn't have some kind of spell on me last night, right? ”

I hurriedly shook my head: "You look down on me, I have learned, but I haven't reached the realm of using spells to harm people,"

Lu Yuxin turned her face out of the window in disbelief, and I was about to make a grimace at her, but I didn't expect her to turn around suddenly and jump down.

"What about the phone," she asked, "what brand, who gave it to you?" ”

I took out my phone and said, "Huawei's, I bought it myself, but you kicked it to pieces." ”

Lu Yuxin took the phone, lowered the window glass and threw it directly, but fortunately, my mobile phone card was pulled out, so I didn't say anything.

At this time, while driving the car, Aaron turned sideways from the toolbox of the front instrument panel of the co-pilot, grabbed a gift bag and handed it over.

Lu Yuxin took the box and opened half of it and said to me: "At this time, the Samsung limited edition has been given to you, so use it in the future." ”

I saw an invoice on my phone, and the price was 12,000 yuan.

Leng Xin said that the problem was that Song Nina said that she would give me a mobile phone, and she is also a high-consumer master, you can see the price of this kind of mobile phone at a glance, the upper mobile phone said that Leng Xin sent it, she deflated her mouth for a long time, but fortunately, there was a prevarication for Gao Xiaobing's exorcism.

This time, if you want to say that such an expensive mobile phone was given by Lu Yuxin, and there is no special reason, I estimate that her mouth will not only be deflated for half a day, but it is possible for ten days and half a month.

And once I got Lu Yuxin's mobile phone, I couldn't use it, so I had to smile awkwardly: "Then who is Song Nina, I heard that my newly bought mobile phone was dropped, and said that she was going to give me a new one." ”

Lu Yuxin didn't say a word, closed the mobile phone box, stuffed it into the gift bag, raised her hand, and threw it out of the window.

Damn, you don't have money to be so capricious, right?

But I immediately realized that it had nothing to do with whether she had money or not.

"Brother Long, quick, turn around!"

Ah Long glanced at Lu Yuxin from the endoscope, and Lu Yuxin said, "Keep going!" ”

I hurriedly said: "Brother Long, if you don't turn around, I'll jump out of the car directly!" ”

Ah Long glanced at Lu Yuxin again, Lu Yuxin was silent, I guess she also knew that once her temper came up, I really dared to jump.

Ah Long immediately turned around, drove the car to the back of the gift, I quickly got out of the car and picked up the gift, sat in the car, took out the mobile phone and charger and put it in his pocket, and said to Ah Long: "Brother Long, put the rest here for you first, and come back to pick it up when I want it back." ”

"Okay."

I opened my phone and saw that the battery was fully charged, and the first and only name on the address book was Lu Yuxin's.

I smiled "hehe" and asked stubbornly, "If Song Nina sends another one, and I use two mobile phones together, you won't be angry, right?" ”

Lu Yuxin turned her face to the side, too lazy to take care of me.

After a while, Ah Long drove the car to the funeral home, stopped outside his uncle's mourning hall, I walked in, and saw some wreaths and flower baskets on both sides of the ice coffin, and two tables surrounded by people playing mahjong.

After Chen Zhiqiang saw me come in, he stepped forward and asked, "Guodong, how is your health?" ”

I raised the corners of my mouth slightly, and replied with a smile, "It's okay." ”

"Oh, my aunt called me in the morning and said that she and my uncle had boarded the train to get here."

I was thinking about whether to notify my parents to come, but I didn't expect them to have already gotten on the train, nothing else, what I'm afraid of is that after they come, if they leak out, Leng Xin can't help but go home, and it will be troublesome to stay for one night.

My parents don't have mobile phones, and they usually use the landline phone in the village to contact the outside world, and what I think about now is that after the second elder comes, I must explain something to them at the first time, especially what to say and what not to say.

"Oh, got it."

"Also," Chen Zhiqiang said a little embarrassedly, "I talked to you Teacher Leng last night, and she promised to wait for my father to turn seven, and she was ready to do things with me." She also said, if you are willing to live with us, keep it as it is, and if you don't, she will vacate her current house for you to live in. What do you see? ”

Yesterday, I had already made it clear to her that she should not promise Chen Zhiqiang, but I didn't expect her to agree, but I was not in the mood to think about it now, so I just said lightly: "Let's go back and talk about it." ”

After speaking, I walked to my uncle's portrait, lit three incense sticks for him, kowtowed three times, and burned some paper money, and then I walked to the edge of the ice coffin and folded my hands together. In case of obstacles, the gods protect the spirits. The left day and the right moon, all saints are knowledgeable. Yin and yang are unhindered, and the perspective is clear. Clear! Clean! Bright! On-"

When I opened the eyes of the sky, I saw that lying in the ice coffin was only my uncle's skin, and his soul had long since left his body.

When I turned around by accident, I actually saw two lonely ghosts, grabbing money around the iron basin that burned paper money.

I pinched my vajra finger and silently recited the mantra of exorcism in my heart: "The gods are here, all the ghosts will avoid it, and if there is any contradiction, lightning will strike." Haste as a law! ”

After reciting the incantation, I pointed at the two lonely ghosts with my vajra finger, only to see my fingertips shoot out a purple qi that only the ghosts and I can see, and the two ghosts fled with a scream.

At this moment, there was the sound of firecrackers set off by the mourners outside the door, and I looked back and saw that it was Brother Song and the leopard who walked in from the gate.