"It depends on your level. Wei Wei (Long Xi) pursed her lips, rolled her eyes, no longer clicked on the table with her index finger and didn't start swiping her phone, and returned to Yamamoto Ryuzan while eating, with a very perfunctory attitude.

"My level, my level, that's absolutely awesome!, I can't do anything!" Ryuzo Yamamoto was proud, his hands were non-stop, and he was holding one in his arms and hooking up with the other. "Little Gray Gray~ Come on, come here, the panda cat is no longer angry, why don't you ignore me~ The panda cat is struggling more than you in the bath this afternoon. Come on, come here, come here~ You come here, this piece of meat in my hand is yours~"

"Wang~" Little Gray opened his mouth and screamed, raised his butt and took two steps forward, stood up with Yamamoto Ryuzo's legs, and opened his mouth to eat the meat in Yamamoto Ryuzo's hand.

"Oh, little gray gray, how can you be so cute!" Yamamoto Ryuzo's eyes lit up, and as soon as the meat was stuffed into his mouth, he was about to stroke the dog's head.

Funny dogs that are not fed for the purpose of being fed are hooligans, of course the little gray ash does not do it, and immediately dodges and does not let him touch, and raises his head to Yamamoto Ryusanwang with half a step on his hind legs, reprimanding the two-legged beast for this shameless behavior of not giving food to smell.

Here, Yamamoto Ryuzo paid attention to the little gray body, and the panda cat naturally couldn't hold it down, Yamamoto Ryuzo bent over and rushed to the table before he could touch a handful of the little gray hairy panda cat, and bit the remaining half of the roast duck with one bite and turned his head and ran.

"Hey!" Ryuzo Yamamoto didn't care about the little gray ash at this time, and got up to catch the dog, but he forgot that there was a trash can under his feet, and he almost didn't fall with a snap.

Wei Wei (Long Xi) didn't pretend to look at the phone anymore, and turned his head to look at Yamamoto Ryuzo's feet, "Are you okay?!"

"It's okay!" The garbage was dumped on the ground, but the foot was not injured and the garbage can was not killed, Ryuzo Yamamoto hurriedly replied and hurriedly went to catch the dog.

Wei Wei (Long Xi) is a white eye again, regardless of Yamamoto Ryuzo who ran away after the dog, he was going to get up and clean up the trash can lying on the ground, and as soon as he got up, he saw the little gray ash who was frightened just now, and the little gray gray had shrunk to the kitchen door at the moment, with his tail between his head and shrunk. A person and a dog looked at each other, and the little gray gray exploded directly, and after two seconds of explosion, it seemed to be sure that Wei Wei (Long Xi) would not step forward, so he turned around sharply and ran away.

Tut.

Wei Wei (Long Xi) felt so tired.

Ryuzan Yamamoto also felt that he was so tired, the roast duck panda cat was thrown on the road halfway, from the dining table to the place where the corpse was abandoned, a string of oil marks, the dog hair was estimated to be stained with oil, and the dog was almost washed in vain in the afternoon. Carrying the mutilated carcass of the roast duck to find the dog, the panda cat dared to hide behind the dog's climbing frame and whined at him!

But after all, the panda cat has just come, Yamamoto Ryuzo really doesn't want to roar at the dog, the adaptation period always has to pay more patience with each other, pointing at the dog's mouth for a long time without saying a word, is holding back the fire and feels that there is movement behind him, as soon as he turns his head, he sees the little gray rush over, rush to his side to slow down, and make a small bend to avoid the dog's climbing frame.

"Today is the last time. Ryuzo Yamamoto blackened his face, tore the greasy skin of the roast duck, tore open the duck meat and threw it into the dog food bowl. "Listen, you two, do you know for the last time! Don't you two want to eat this greasy and salty thing after today, I didn't have a test in the clinic today, but you don't have to think about it, you two used to have too much salt, today is really the last time! If you don't want kidney stones in the future, be honest! If you want to eat meat, I'll cook dog rice for you? Don't smell the fragrance, you want to eat! Panda cat! Say about you! Learn to have a little gray ash! Just look at it! What to grab! Drag the oil to the ground! Today is the last time! Don't even think about eating it until the end of the day!"

Wei Wei (Long Xi), who listened to Ryuzo Yamamoto talking to the dog while cleaning up the trash can in the living room: "......"

Can't you see that I'm jealous?!Still training a dog over there?!Do you want a dog or do you want me?!Go with the dog!!

Wei Wei (Long Xi) snorted angrily here, but Yamamoto Ryuzan didn't notice it, and continued to squat over there to train the dog. Like an old mother, she muttered a lot of things that the dog wouldn't understand until her legs went numb. My legs were numb, I stood up and knocked on my legs, and my glasses stared at the cardboard box that was placed against the wall on the balcony...... This box is a cardboard box that I bought a table before, and it can be used as a trash can lid.

Thinking like this, Ryuzo Yamamoto walked over to pull the cardboard box, but when he got closer, he suddenly realized that the cardboard box was a bit big, and it seemed inconvenient to drag it around, so he gave up. I'm going to go back to my bedroom and look for utility knives and duct tape and stuff.

"Speaking of which, I always forget to buy a bakelite warehouse, which is much more convenient to make a lot of things. Ryuzo Yamamoto chattered while looking for something, "There is also a big ruler, which one has been used in the dormitory, but now I remember that we don't have it at home, and when I get it, I will fold it with my hand and then use a small ruler to compare." , the marker is almost dead, but it should be able to survive for a while. ”

Listening to Yamamoto Ryuzo's chatter, Wei Wei (Longxi) is not a bird, and washes his hands after cleaning up the trash can and going to the toilet. But when I washed my hands, I couldn't help it, and shouted at the wall where I couldn't see the figure in the mirror: "Then you can't clean it up later?!" ”

"Okay, okay, let's eat it right away!" Ryuzo Yamamoto got up, put a set of duct tape on his wrist, and stuffed the rest into his butt pocket, "Honey! You can buy a ruler, a refill, and a big ruler when you go to work the day after tomorrow! 0.5 and 0.7 need bullets! 0.3 and 0.28 need needles!"

"There's so much to do, why don't you buy it yourself. Wei Wei (Long Xi) dried his hands and came out, unhappy, standing next to the table to dismantle the paper skin of the duck meat roll wrap, angry, and tearing the paper skin outside as Yamamoto Ryuzo and throwing it into the trash can.

"Oh, you. As soon as Yamamoto Ryuzo walked out, he saw Wei Wei (Long Xi) throwing away the garbage, a piece of plastic paper swirled and floated away, silly music, walked two steps over and picked up the garbage and threw it in the trash can, and then took another duck meat roll and began to peel it, answering Wei Wei (Long Xi) just asked, "Of course, it's because I don't have a stationery store at work, isn't there one downstairs in your company? ”

"Is there a stationery store downstairs in my company?" Wei Wei (Long Xi) was stunned by Ryuzo Yamamoto's rightful affirmative tone, there is a stationery store downstairs in her company?

"Yes, on the second floor, that stationery store is quite big, don't you know?!" Yamamoto Ryuzo turned his head and glared at Wei Wei (Long Xi) incredulously, "Don't you care what is in the building where you work?!"

"What about the ten or twenty floors of that building, how can I know what each floor is doing?!" Wei Wei (Long Xi) also turned his head, Yamamoto Ryuzo is now eating duck meat rolls with his mouth wide open, looking a little ugly and a little dirty, but thinking about his current appearance, it shouldn't be much better, and he hurriedly swallowed the mouthful in his mouth, "No, why do you know better than me about what is in that building in my company?!"

"It's because you don't remember things!" Yamamoto Ryuzo just now took a bit of a big sip and choked, so he quickly took a big sip of Coke, and glared at Wei Wei (Long Xi) after a Coke-flavored hiccups. "Have you forgotten that when you first decided on the company, we went to the field together for a field trip! After looking at the feelings for an afternoon, you didn't see anything? Hey, I'll go, you still remember where the safe passage is, right?"

"Of course I remember, I'm not stupid, it's next to the elevator. "Wei Wei (Long Xi) dried up the duck meat rolls in two bites, a bit empty, in fact, if it wasn't for the safe passage near the elevator, he might really forget it after a while. "But we didn't go shopping floor by floor that day, did we? How do you know there's a stationery store on the second floor, it's quite big?

"Don't you look up at the outside of the building when you look around? That stationery store knows that it is quite big when you look at the sign, and it may directly contract all kinds of office supplies for your entire building. Ryuzan Yamamoto finished eating the duck meat rolls, and began to tear the bag of ketchup and squeeze it onto the fries, only half of which was squeezed, and Wei Wei (Longxi) ate the fries without tomato sauce. "I pointed to the KTV on the sixth floor that day and told you when to play, can you just look at what I pointed you out?"

Wei Wei (Long Xi) nodded silently, when they were eating nearby that day, Yamamoto Ryuzo was indeed looking out while eating, chatting while watching. said that the KTV on the sixth floor and the chain massage shop on the seventh floor, he was also worried about how the sound insulation of the piano room on the eighth floor would not make him who worked on the ninth floor.

Suddenly remembered that she didn't seem to know what was near where Ryuzo Yamamoto worked......

Wei Wei (Long Xi) decisively changed the topic. "I'm going to buy it when I go to work on Monday, and you text me the order. Did you send a private message to you, did the first and second two reply to you? Do you need to post a Weibo saying that this event is over?"

"I didn't reply, and it was impossible for people to keep staring at Weibo. Ryuzo Yamamoto pouted his fingers, and then snorted. "I went, and as soon as the dog got home, I started eating dog hair. Phew. It's time to post a Weibo Aite to those two people, and you can't send red envelopes quietly, otherwise no one will know that you really didn't do it. Let's talk about tonight's live broadcast. ”

As he spoke, he began to post on Weibo:

Mountain Sansan (small crown icon):

The results of the Weibo likes I said before have come out, thank you for your blessings, but it's okay to give birth to a noble son early, we are still young. Please like the top two @骄傲鬼鬼和 @卡机闲得慌私信提供支付宝账号.

By the way, there will be a live broadcast tonight, although it may be boring, probably just do some handicrafts and show you the two that just arrived at home [web link]

[Picture (Weibo comment like screenshot)] [Picture (photo of the climbing frame of the two dogs just entering the house to hide from the dog)]

After posting on Weibo, Yamamoto Ryuzo swiped it as usual, and didn't see a few replies after brushing, so he didn't care, and discussed with Wei Wei (Long Xi) excitedly: "We have 100,000 fans now, hey! How many people do you say will watch the live broadcast? Will there be 10,000 people? Suddenly a little nervous, will the number of fans increase again after the live broadcast? How much? You say...... Huh?"

"What's wrong?" Wei Wei (Long Xi) wondered.

"Someone rushed me out of membership. Ryuzo Yamamoto showed Wei Wei (Long Xi) the small crown icon behind the Weibo nickname he had just posted. "What do you think of the members who are rushing?

"No, it won't. Wei Wei (Long Xi) leaned over, transferred the Weibo page to the personal homepage, tried to click on the small crown next to it, the page turned and jumped down the member center, looking at the small orange words, Wei Wei (Long Xi) sighed: "Or is it an annual member? This is the logo of an annual member, right? How much is a Weibo member? Ten yuan or fifteen? The annual fee has to be more than 100 even if there is a discount, right?

"Maybe, right? But what are you doing with members, isn't it good to tip me directly, Weibo members are not real at all. Ryuzan Yamamoto grumbled.