Hey, hey, yes, this kind of language can't be found in the dictionary, but Zhou Xuan knew that it was not a good word, but Jiang Liang was overjoyed, and said with a stiff neck: "Say, welcome two long-tongued women, spit stars sprinkle all over the women's bed, it's best to go north and south, go quickly!" ”

"Don't make a noise, be in awe of physiognomy." Zhou Xuan is serious.

The girls were all honest, Zhou Xuan looked at the nearest girl and asked, "What's your name?" ”

"Han Lihong!"

"There is red color under the eyes, when there is a disease under the belt, rub the heat with both palms, rub the lower abdomen, and insist on three months to solve it." Zhou Xuan said.

"Jiang Liang, you have found a gynecological holy hand, and you are still a Chinese medicine doctor." Han Lihong was taken aback.

"Don't talk nonsense, just say it's not accurate!" Jiang Liang said disdainfully.

"Quasi, my stomach hurts to death these days." Han Lihong nodded.

"What's your name?" Zhou Xuan asked another girl.

"Jia Xiaoling."

"The nose is square, suitable for the article." Zhou Xuan made an assertion.

"I hate this nose." Jia Xiaoling touched it, it was a bit big, and she looked very stupid.

"It shouldn't be hated, how many people can't envy it!" Zhou Xuan comforted.

Jia Xiaoling was suddenly happy, it turned out that the talent was brought by the nose, and said arrogantly: "It's really accurate, I have repeatedly submitted articles to the sea, this time it is evil, and I gave a small manuscript fee, two hundred." ”

"Let's go, Brother Xuan, stay any longer, these two little girls can entangle you." Jiang Liang pulled Zhou Xuan away, and the two girls didn't stop them, anyway, they turned upside down, which meant that they didn't spend money.

Hehe, hey, the two didn't talk nonsense, but Zhou Xuan knew how to look at each other, and it was extremely accurate, and it spread quickly among the girls in school.

Out of the dormitory, Zhou Xuan complained about Jiang Liang, he shouldn't be open-mouthed, he had to study hard at school, if he was entangled like red hair, it would be miserable.

Jiang Liang agreed indiscriminately, it was completely inappropriate. Today's unique face, locked the room with a handsome guy, and impressed the roommate, and soon everyone knew that Jiang Liang had a powerful boyfriend.

Don't guess the girl's thoughts, the roommate just pinched Jiang Liang, and preferred to talk about Zhou Xuan.

Cautiously came to the first floor, Jiang Liang was very happy, there was no shadow of Aunt Liu in the hut, and it happened that this kung fu went out, and the two of them could leave with a swagger.

Sou!

As soon as he arrived at the door, something smashed over, Zhou Xuan was taken aback, and hurriedly grabbed Jiang Liang, but saw a fat woman in her fifties, wearing a blue short-sleeved uniform with the logo of Linhai University printed on it. His hair was much grayer, he looked even older and haggard, and he was holding an old dripping mop in his hand.

"Liu, Aunt Liu!" Jiang Liang was stunned, and she couldn't speak.

"Play cat and mouse with me, no way!" Aunt Liu stood with one hand on her waist, her eyes were round, and she looked a little hideous: "Say, which class, I'll ask your head teacher if you don't care, your dean doesn't care!" ”

"Look, back, UFO!"

Jiang Liang pointed to the sky behind Aunt Liu, and Zhou Xuan looked over, there was nothing? Aunt Liu was not fooled, hehe smiled: "What a flying daddy and a flying mother, today I am going to catch a typical one!" ”

The mop waved again, but in the end it was not as agile as the young man, and the two of them retreated, not fighting, but there were still a few drops of dirty water falling on their bodies, which was very uncomfortable.

Aunt Liu ran after the two, and if she couldn't catch up, she blocked the door, don't think about going out.

"Aunt Liu, it's okay if I'm wrong, it's really to take something, my roommate can testify, don't take it as an example!" Jiang Liang smiled.

"What did you take, the quilt or the mattress? When I don't know you fancy intestines, I'm doing this for your own good, isn't it a girl's sin if you suffer? Have you ever thought about your parents? The year before last, the one who was going to jump off the building alive was not enlightened by me? ”

Aunt Liu spat at and flew wildly, her voice was still very big, and her head was high, like the image of the Virgin. said a word, Jiang Liang echoed and praised, Zhou Xuan regretted dying, he really shouldn't come.

"Hehe, Aunt Liu is the best, we all treat you as our own mother. Mama Liu, treat us like farts, right? ”

Jiang Liang's words made Aunt Liu laugh, but she still put the broom across the door, and the door seemed to have to teach the two young people a lesson.

"There's a window in the public toilet over there that you can jump out of." Jiang Liang reminded in a whisper.

"If you see something you shouldn't see, you can't go."

Zhou Xuan disagreed, wasn't he entangled on the fifth floor, and wanted to use his hair to brush the toilet? After thinking about it, Zhou Xuan walked towards Aunt Liu instead, Aunt Liu was a little flustered, and the mop was facing Zhou Xuan, "What do you want to do, be honest, dare to move a finger of me, just wait for the dismissal." ”

An arrow stepped forward, Zhou Xuan dodged and grabbed the wooden handle, and when he saw the gap, Jiang Liang immediately rushed out, but Aunt Liu pulled hard but couldn't pull it, annoyed and angry: "You wait, someone is coming, there are students playing in the dormitory!" ”

"Middle-aged widowed, raising children and not teaching, Aunt Liu's heart is not good, why should she be angry with us!"

Aunt Liu was stunned, Zhou Xuan immediately jumped out, pulled Jiang Liang and ran, this dead girl didn't forget to turn around and make a face. When she looked back after walking a long way, Aunt Liu was still stunned at the door, like a statue.

Jiang Liang didn't hear the conversation, and being able to get rid of Aunt Liu was the biggest success, "That old woman is annoying, and her head is tendoned." ”

"Don't just look at others badly."

"What good about her that we should look up to?"

"You've never cared about her anyway."

Compared with the girls' dormitory, the boys' dormitory is much freer, and the dormitory manager is a dry old man, listening to the radio intently, where does it matter whether it is a man or a woman.

No. 308 is Zhou Xuan's bedroom, the door is half open, and there is no one inside.

With the messy bedding of the girls' dormitory, the mess of the boys' dormitory still shocked Zhou Xuan, the garbage was all over the floor, more than a dozen instant noodle boxes were placed on the study table, and there was obvious smoke in the room.

The two brothers with bunk beds are tied with cloth draped to enclose a small space.

"What is this for?" Zhou Xuan is very interested, and he can get one when he moves in, and he will not be disturbed when it is quiet.

"Hehe, do a good job." Jiang Liang smiled evilly.

"What do you mean?"

"Bring your girlfriend back to live at night, what? Do you have to open up for you to enjoy for free? ”

Jiang Liang's words really frightened Zhou Xuan, he didn't believe that the current people had opened up to such a point. stepped forward and lifted the bed, there were really women's exclusive supplies inside, and the same was true for the other one.

These two pairs have a rich nightlife, who has considered the torment of auditors? In such an environment, let alone studying, you can't even be pure, and you will suffer from sin.

"The dormitory can't be lived, let's pack up and leave." Zhou Xuan shook his head.

"Hehe, Brother Xuan, don't envy them, I'll accompany you at night. It must be stronger and louder! ”

Jiang Liang clenched her little fists and looked forward to it infinitely, but was hit in the head by Zhou Xuan with a smile, "Hurry up and find a few bags or boxes, I want to pack the books." ”

"If you don't sleep here, you have to pay the accommodation fee, and the school won't give you a refund." Jiang Liang had some regrets.

"Haha, I learned a word, it's not bad money!" Zhou Xuan laughed, not only to continue his studies, but also to fight boxing to strengthen his body, the dormitory space is too narrow, and it will startle the mandarin ducks, sin.

"Brother Xuan, I'll go back to the famous pavilion with you?"

"Okay!"

"Really?!"

"As long as you wake up two hours in the morning."

Wake up at six? Jiang Liang's eyes blinked, she had never seen the sun before half past seven in the morning, she couldn't get up at this point, so forget it.

Most of the books are ninety percent new, and for Zhou Xuan, it doesn't affect reading. To his surprise, he flipped to a large thick dictionary with marks on it, almost every page! Pay attention to the WeChat account eiguanzy to send iQiyi VIP