I am a graveyard that even the moon spurns.

"Inspector Cicada, Shuangli Palace is invited."

Cicada Chenchen jumped down from the chair in the front hall, his little face was flushed, and his forehead was slightly sweaty, as if he had been provoked. He raised his head and looked at the butler, and asked crisply, "Can I take the team inside?" That abominable despicable scoundrel we're capturing might be nearby! ”

The housekeeper smiled and shook his head: "No, the Shuangli Palace has named only the cicada inspector and you can go in." ”

"Oh......" Cicada Chenchen lowered his head in disappointment, and then clenched his fists again: "Don't worry, if I really meet that villain, I will definitely protect everyone!" ”

"Please come with me." The butler led the way in front, took off his boots, revealing his little feet in white socks, and strode inside with the butler, while looking around curiously, and the maid guards passing by couldn't help laughing.

After a while, the butler led him to the corridor outside the courtyard, where two maids were guarding the doorway. The housekeeper stopped outside and didn't dare to approach, and motioned for the cicada dust to step forward.

Cicada Chenchen trotted all the way to the door of Liangtang, and said in a pretending old voice: "The inspector of the Statistics Department is Cicada Chenchen, and I ask to see Sister Shuangli!" ”

"Come here!"

The two maids laughed and opened the door of the hallway, and one of them reached out and rubbed his head, and Cicada Chenchen angrily put on his inspector hat and walked down in a huff, but this only made the two maids more excited.

The green brick pavement, the river pebbles fill the sides, and the sun shines on the sparkling pool, turning into a light river and a courtyard.

Several girls in swimsuits are playing in it, or snorkeling, or lying in the pool, or sitting on the floating air mat, or sitting on the shore splashing and splashing in the water, and there are trays floating on the water, and there are ice drinks on the trays, just like a cool summer scene.

Cicada Chenchen covered his eyes with his little hands, but his eyes leaked out of his fingers and gurgled around: "I've seen Sister Shuangli, Sister Shuiyun, Sister Chaoyan......"

"Tanuki!" A beautiful plump long-haired big sister walked up from the pool like a mermaid, and the traces of glorious water almost turned into her long dress, which seemed to be comparable to the dawn of the sky. She squatted on the shore and beckoned to the cicada dust: "Come here!" ”

The cicada twitched the corner of his mouth imperceptibly, and then walked over hesitantly: "The director taught me that boys should protect themselves when they go out, and they can't approach so many sisters......"

Before the words fell, the long-haired eldest sister reached out and pinched his face, and let out a satisfied whisper while pinching: "So tender and smooth~ Tanuki slave, you are still so cute!" ”

"I'm going to touch it too!"

"Tanuki slave, don't be an inspector, my sister will raise you!"

"Woooooooo

"Why are you like this, let him go and let me come!"

"How old are you, raccoon slave~ Forget it, I like it as old as you are~"

Like a doll ravaged by a storm, the hat was blown away, the clothes and hair were all water, and seeing that they were about to lose their breath, the cicada dusty squirmed around to get away from their nonsense, and then trotted behind the corridor door, only half of his body was exposed, tears rolled in his eyes, and his voice trembled and said:

"I, I'll never come again! I'm in my twenties, you can't do this to me! ”

The two maids in the hallway were already clutching their bellies with laughter.

"Don't, it's the sisters who are too excited, the tanuki slaves."

"Tanuki come here, we promise not to touch you!"

"Really, if you touch your sister again, Sister Shuangli is a dog! Forget it, Sister Shuangli should be a dog if she is a dog, anyway, it is not me who is a dog. ”

Naturally, the cicada dusty will not go down any further, and said directly: "Sisters, when I was chasing a villain, I found him jumping into your yard, and I want to search Sister Shuangli's yard to find out the villain!" ”

"Hey~" The long-haired big sister jumped into the pool again, swam back and forth before she came out, winked and said, "But we didn't see anyone come in." ”

Cicada Chenchen clenched his fists: "That villain is very powerful, he must have sneaked into the yard while his sisters were not paying attention, and now he doesn't know where to hide, maybe he is hiding in the changing room and waiting to peep at his sisters to change clothes!" ”

The girl lying on the air mat asked curiously, "So that person's crime is to peep into the women's changing room?" ”

"No, that villain is said to be a fugitive from Dongyang to Yanjing, very fierce and cunning, and our Statistics Department also found his clues with great difficulty, forcing him into a dead end, sisters hurry out, let us find out the villain hiding in this courtyard!"

"Don't!" The long-haired big sister lay on the shore and shook her head, "I don't want a group of stinky men to search my house, unless they are as cute as you." ”

The cicada dusty was slightly stunned: "But that vicious villain ......"

"We've been playing in the yard and haven't seen the redhead you said at all." The petite girl who was playing with her feet in the water suddenly said: "Maybe she has run away to other places, and she is not in Sister Shuangli's house at all." ”

Cicada Chenchen blinked his eyes and nodded hesitantly: "There is also a possibility of this...... That...... I'm going to keep chasing the bad guys, so I won't bother you. ”

"Don't bother, tanuki do you want to come and swim together?"

"No, no, the director said I can't play in the water!" The cicada waved his hand again and again, and when he was about to leave, a cute little maid stopped in front of him, stretched out her hand, and there was a packaged candy in her palm.

"Do you want sugar?" The little maid asked excitedly, looking at the cicada dust with an expectant expression.

"Hmm!" Cicada Chenchen nodded, happily took the candy, opened the candy wrapper, and threw the toffee into his mouth, "Thank you, sister!" ”

The little maid rubbed his little head: "If you come back in the future, my sister will prepare more candy." ”

"Don't rub my head, it won't grow tall again!" With a dissatisfied face, the cicada slapped her hand away and straightened her hat, but instead of being angry, the little maid giggled.

"Goodbye butler, goodbye sisters!" Say goodbye to the cicadas one by one, and then walk out of the mansion with their heads held high. The clerk of the Statistics Department outside saw the smile of the cicada dust, and did not dare to speak at all, so he lowered his head and followed the Tanuki Inspector away.

When it was far enough away from this mansion, the innocent smile on the face of the cicada dust slowly disappeared. When he turned a corner, he completely left Liuli Hutong, a residential area where nobles and wealthy people gathered, and his expression was so dark that ink could drip out.

He grunted in his throat a few times, squatted directly on the top of the canal, and spit out.

Milk candy, food scraps, and even gastric juice were vomited out by him.

He vomited so much that he was sweating profusely, and he vomited so much that tears were falling from his eyes.

The stats clerks silently surrounded their inspectors, then turned their backs, and no one dared to look at the petite child's frustration unless they didn't even want their eyes anymore.

When the vomiting was almost over, Cicada Chenchen took out a handkerchief and wiped his mouth, threw it away directly, stretched out his hand and said, "Smoke." ”

He took two puffs, choked and coughed, and threw away a good cigarette.

He doesn't smoke.

It's not that he doesn't want to learn, it's just that the director told him that children with the smell of smoke are not cute.

Cuteness, a trait he hated immensely, was also his invincible weapon.

In the Statistics Department, the only person who can get on the line with various court magnates is him.

Other inspectors can't do it, not even the director.

But cute kids can do it.

He can refuse to accept it, but he will be eliminated.

There is only one reason why human beings are willing to do something that they are not willing to do - for the future.

He understands the truth, but he is still very uncomfortable.

It's so disgusting to be cute and cute.

I think I'm cute, but I'm disgusting.

I really got a little happiness from that kind of play, it's disgusting and disgusting to open the door with disgust!

"I'm ...... A...... Even the moon spits on it...... Cemetery. He looked at the melted toffee in the canal and muttered under his breath.

Chenchen clapped his hands and stood up, and said calmly: "Collect the team, go back." ”

An officer of the Statistics Department cautiously asked, "...... that criminal?"

"If you can't catch it, if you have to catch it, it will be tantamount to offending the palaces, there's no need." Cicada Chenchen said coldly.

When Shuiyun Palace said 'red-haired man', Cicada Chenchen knew that Zhugong was deliberately covering Qin Le Yin - he didn't say what Qin Le Yin looked like, but Shui Yun Palace pointed out his most obvious feature, red hair.

Although I don't know what tricks Qin Le Yin used, he was able to win the trust of the palaces in a short period of time, but Cicada Chenchen obviously had no choice but to retreat. It's also thanks to him, if he were someone else, he couldn't even see the face of the palace, and he just ate the closed door.

The Statistics Department was able to establish a prestige in Yanjing in just two years, naturally not by building bridges and repairing roads to do good deeds, but by killing people and setting fires.

It's just that there are too many rats in Yanjing, and the Statistics Department is a department supported by the emperor, so it's inconvenient for everyone to do it, which is also the reason why Yanjing Baiye is getting bigger and bigger - in order to protect itself, the cat naturally has to let the mice eat fat in vain, so as to make the owner frightened.

But raising self-respect is not a way after all, which is also the reason why the cicada dusty wants to frame Qin Leyin.

The hatred of touching the head and pinching the face only accounts for a very small part, and the cicada dust is not enough to fight with the guards for this matter. The reason why he tried his best to force Qin Leyin to run to this courtyard was to make Qin Leyin completely lose his qualification to become a scabbard.

In this sword-seeking competition, it was not easy for the Radiant Four Guards to become the sponsor of one of the sword seekers - it was really not easy, the hundred officials of the imperial court were no less afraid of the Radiant Four Guards than the White Night, and when everyone wanted to continue the tradition of 'Emperor Shengming' and 'Zhongzheng Ying Dynasty', the Radiant Four Guards, the blade exclusive to the royal family, was also a thorn in their eyes.

The four guards of Radiance can only produce one scabbard, and this errand falls to the head of the guard, which is the common decision of the four Junzuo - Zhiwei does not need to be out, they are the sponsors of the sword seeker, and the merit points have been brushed up; Zhongwei has always been difficult to know, and does not participate in this kind of competition.

And because the Yiwei monopolized the fruits of the Statistics Division before, the evil consequences appeared-they lost the qualification to roll points, and the important task of [Sword Scabbard] was directly assigned to the hard-working Liwei.

But in this way, Yiwei really can't brush up on the dragon's work, and he wanders around the edge of the game to win, and his contribution is 0!

If the Sword Seeker supported by the Radiant Four Guards fails, then there's nothing to say; But if she succeeds, she will only support Zhiwei and Liwei, and it will definitely not be Yiwei's turn to take the position!

Cicada Chenchen doesn't just want to be a court agent who eats and waits for death! Even if there is a glimmer of hope, he will climb up and achieve the position below that one person, above ten thousand people - and even in these twenty years, he may become a cabinet scholar, or even a prince, a father, and a regent!

And Qin Leyin's combat power, he has already tested it with his own hands.

In the same realm, few people are the opponents of Qin Leyin.

Moreover, he is an outsider from Dongyang, and the people in Yanjing will not notice him, and he is safe until the official start of the sword search - as far as Cicada Chenchen knows, several other 'suspected scabbards' don't know where to hide now, and may even hide in other districts, just to avoid assassination.

Cicada dusty dare to pack tickets, Qin Le Yin is the scabbard prepared by Liwei!

Although he wants Qin Leyin to lose his qualifications, he can't do things too much, and he must have a bottom line.

For such a thing as directly leaking Qin Leyin's information, if he dares to be the first year of junior high school, Liwei will also dare to do fifteen, and then Yiwei and Liwei will be directly out.

The four guards of Radiance can fight inwardly, but they can only fight inwardly, and they must not pull outsiders to beat their own people - otherwise Junzuo will not be able to keep the cicada dust.

That's why he carefully arranged this trap, and when he heard about the gathering in the palaces today, he forced Qin Le Yin to jump into the mansion of Shuangli Palace, and the best result was, of course, that Qin Le Yin injured one of them, then oh hoo, he was justified and Qin Le Yin was arrested and beaten by the Statistics Department.

The second best result was that he had a big battle with Qin Le Yin, and then Qin Le Yin fled, and the palaces saw his combat power as the first person in the realm of integration.

The worst result is that Qin Leyin broke through the blockade of the Statistics Department and escaped, but Zhugong would also know that there was a red-haired person making trouble nearby.

The fundamental purpose of thinking about Zhou Xiang is to let the palaces know Qin Le Yin.

As long as they have a connection with Qin Leyin, and there are officials from the Statistics Department to corroborate it, then it is natural that there will be court officials to investigate the redheads.

Now it is a terrifying period when 'everyone in the scabbard is in danger', no matter whether Qin Le Yin leaves Yanjing or not, it is impossible for him to continue to be a candidate for the scabbard, and the scabbard quota will naturally be transferred to the hands of Yiwei.

And at most, he was punished by Jun Zuo for his 'naughtiness' - he just wanted to play Qin Le Yin for a while, and he didn't leak the information, who called Qin Le Yin with red hair and too obvious appearance features?

The risk is low, the return is high, and the plan is obviously perfect.

But something went wrong.

The palaces were willing to shelter Qin Leyin, which was an unexpected situation for him.

"Qin Leyin, don't let me see you......"

The more he thought about it for a while, the more angry he became, and the more he took a step back, the more he thought about it, and he scolded: "What about the car!" ”

"It's coming, it's coming." The clerk of the Statistics Division hurriedly said.

A car drove up to them, got into the back seat, thought for a while and said: "You go directly back to the Statistics Department, and if the director asks, just tell the truth." ”

After saying that, he closed the door and said, "Go to the Haixin Sand Bath." ”

The operator was stunned: "Inspector, it's only afternoon, will it be too early to go to the baths......"

"If you don't want to drive, I can change people and pin the mirror."

The operator shuddered, put aside the rearview mirror, and honestly drove to the largest and most luxurious Haixin Sand Bath in Yanjing.

Looking at the scenery outside the car window, his face became more and more aggrieved, holding his shoulders with both hands, and muttering in a low voice:

"I'm getting dirty again......"