Filthy court, cane death!

A handsome young man, with extreme unwillingness, curled up in a cold prison and closed his eyes.

"The law is in yin and yang, it is in the number of techniques, and the avenue is mysterious, and it will not be changed through the ages. Master, you count me as having 2,000 years to live, I don't deserve to die! ”

The young man's last murmur was not heard.

……

"Dare to pretend to be dead, fight, fight hard! I don't shout to stop, I don't stop! ”

Half an hour later, a woman's cries came, and the young man smiled bitterly, and when he arrived at the underworld, he was still suffering, but he was replaced by a female jailer.

The person who was beaten was called Zhou Xuan, a closed disciple of the Great Warlock of Wei in the Later Han Dynasty, and a member of the Pingyuan clan. Before the master's mourning period passed, he was introduced to the palace, but he strayed into the back court and ran into a tryst between men and women who should not be watched, so he caused a fatal disaster.

It hurts everywhere, and there are sharp things kicking and hitting the body, and it feels very real, like it's still alive!

Zhou Xuan tried to open his eyes, the light was a little dazzling, and in a trance, he saw a beautiful woman in her thirties, staring at herself.

The beautiful woman was wearing a tight-fitting embroidered skirt, which set off her delicate figure, and the material was high-quality silk, but her upper sleeves exposed her arms, slit to the root of her thighs, and her beautiful flesh was dazzling.

There were also three strong men, burly and dressed in black, who were waving short wooden sticks in their hands, and they were raining down on them.

The environment is very unfamiliar, and it is still hot weather, which is completely different from a prison cell, but it is not like the legendary underworld. Zhou Xuan's head was dazed, and he was in a daze, when he saw the beautiful woman lifting her skirt, and a pointed heel on her foot hit his chest and stomped it down.

Wow! His mouth was salty, and a mouthful of blood spurted out of Zhou Xuan's mouth.

"Spit on, he vomited blood."

The three of them didn't dare to do it again, and stopped with a sigh of relief, and a strong man walked up to the beautiful woman and whispered, "Sister, if you fight again, you will really die." ”

"Isn't he still dead, this kid is the best at pretending to be stupid!" The beautiful woman didn't give up in her mouth, and she didn't let her continue to fight.

The vitality in his body began to recover, Zhou Xuan struggled to sit up, and lowered his head to find that he was shirtless, and his lower body only had obscene pants that reached the base of his legs. The head was light, and when I touched it with my hand, I was shocked in my heart, it was actually short hair, could it be that I was punished for cutting my hair?

"It must be the Master's blessing in the Heavenly Heroic Spirit that saved me from capital crimes." Zhou Xuan became more and more confused.

Silly? The beautiful woman looked disdainful, stretched out a snow-white slap, and said coldly: "Return the money!" ”

"What money?" Zhou Xuan was even more confused.

The beautiful woman suppressed her anger and squeezed out word by word from between her teeth: "I must refund my 10,000 name fee today!" ”

"This isn't a prison?" Zhou Xuan asked.

"Pretend to be stupid again, believe it or not, the old lady will really beat you to death!" The beautiful woman's eyes lit fire, and she wanted to bite a bite of her teeth.

It's good if it's not a prison, Zhou Xuan temporarily stabilized his mind, and listened to the meaning of the beautiful woman's words, it seemed that he would be beaten because of a problem with his name.

Although he doesn't know what happened, his name is one of his strengths, he has never made a mistake, and he has overcome the current difficulties first.

"Madam, who should charge 10,000 yuan for choosing a name?"

"Old lady repeat, your uncle Zhou Dekuan! Yesterday I asked me to withdraw the money today, but now there is no shadow and no phone answer. You are a little substitute for the dead, your mouth is quite hard, what benefits did you receive, you can give him such a hard life? The beautiful woman spoke quickly.

"I don't have an uncle, but I have a master, who is privately called by us as a lenient ......"

Syllable!

The pointy shoes kicked on his body again, and the painful Zhou Xuan gasped, which was really worse than a stick.

"I think you've made up your mind that you don't want to pay back. Smash it all first, and then keep beating this kid. The beautiful woman ordered.

Three strong men acted immediately, and one of them knocked the wooden compass on the wall to the ground with a single stick.

Another brawny man raised his wooden stick and aimed at the statue of Pixiu on the table.

Wait!

Zhou Xuan shouted, this thing looks like it is made of glass, and it is very valuable, and it is smashed on his head, and he can't afford to pay for it.

How could the strong man listen to him, he raised his stick and was about to smash it, Zhou Xuan was anxious, got up while shouting, and limped over: "Everything is easy to discuss, don't destroy the heavens." ”

Plastic things are not worth anything at all, but the beautiful woman obviously misunderstood the meaning of heavenly objects, thinking that she would receive some retribution or something, and her chin was raised.

"Stop!"

Zhou Xuan didn't forget to pick up a flower short-sleeved shirt next to him and put it on, put on a pair of thick and stiff pants, and found a pair of sandals hanging on his toes, the material was not clear.

Feeling thirsty, he grabbed most of the water from the long, thin-spouted bottle next to him and took a few big sips.

"Sister, this kid is so annoying, he doesn't tie the button or zipper, look at that bear, he looks like an ancestor who wants to pay the account!"

A strong man's face turned the color of pig's liver, and he quickly shook the wooden stick in his hand, and approached viciously again.

The hero didn't suffer the loss in front of him, Zhou Xuan said kindly: "Madam, why bother to make a big fuss, please sit down and speak slowly." Perhaps, I can help you. ”

The beautiful woman rolled her eyes, knowing that it was useless to kill this kid, so she pulled up her cheongsam and sat diagonally opposite Zhou Xuan.

"Madam, I don't know the cause of the situation, can you elaborate?" Zhou Xuan took the initiative to ask.

"I gave birth to a daughter before, and when I came to this Jingyi Famous Museum, I was fooled by your uncle Zhou Dekuan for 10,000 yuan, and I gave my daughter a bad name."

"Oh, who's your name?"

"Ji Shixiang!"

"Homonym is...... A strong man interjected, and was glared at viciously by the beautiful woman, and hurriedly closed his mouth in fright.

The daughter is small, rarely goes to public, and usually only calls the nickname, and the couple has not found the problem of homophony. When he was throwing a banquet on his second birthday, he was suddenly mentioned and became a laughing stock and lost face!

But they were so angry that they came to the door.

"Alas, if you are not good at learning and misleading people's children, it is no wonder that Mrs. is angry."

Zhou Xuan sighed, needless to say, this Zhou Dekuan must be a fake warlock, how can he give someone such a name, not to mention the homophony, the three words Ji Shixiang have a big problem in themselves.

"Madame, please listen to my detailed explanation, if you don't say it well, it's not too late to hit and smash again." Zhou Xuan hugged his fists.

The beautiful woman was skeptical and promised: "Then I'll listen to what kind of fart you will have!" ”

"The surname Ji is a descendant of the Yellow Emperor, Ji, a female minister, a man has a literary king Ji Chang to create an eight-hundred-year prosperous era, and women also have many women and faces, and wealth is boundless."

"Who said it wasn't, it is said that the ancestor of my man's family is King Wen of Zhou, and the queen and concubine can't be counted." The beautiful woman nodded arrogantly.

This is a bit exaggerated, Zhou Xuan didn't break it, and said: "The word in the middle." Poetry, words are inch-hearted, ambitious, but it is inevitable to run around, and it is okay for a man, Miss Boudoir is indeed inappropriate. May I ask which solar term was Miss born in? ”

The beautiful woman frowned, Zhou Xuan's speech sounded strange and uncomfortable, how could anyone have this tone now, and said impatiently: "Born in summer, in June." ”

"Dare to ask Madame, but Miss is very prone to illness?"

"Don't mention it, take medicine at two ends in three days, hang up bottles, and make trouble." The beautiful woman sighed.

"That's right, incense, a thousand words, although there is a beauty of one in a thousand, the sun is strong in June, there is a sun under it, there are seedlings, there are worries about roasting and drying." Zhou Xuan shook his head and explained in detail.

"Ahh Will it be life-threatening? The beautiful woman's face changed.

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