Chapter 284: How Can You Eat Bunnies
This violent wind blew day into night, blowing the entire inner city of Lin'an like the end of the world.
But it soon subsided, the sun peeked out of the clouds again, the wind suddenly rose and stopped, and a light snow fell from the sky, and soon accumulated a thin layer.
Many people were squatting on the ground with their heads in their hands, trembling with fear, some were shouting for help, and some were even shouting that the monster was coming.
But there were no monsters, and there were no life-threatening sights. But suddenly a gust of wind blew, which ruffled people's clothes and hair, and blew up the dust and stones on the ground. People just looked a little embarrassed and surprised, but in fact they were not really hurt.
However, the seal on the gate of Yu's mansion was blown down, and the gate was also blown open, and the officials heard a burst of screams from inside, and they hurriedly rushed in to check. But before they could rush in, the people inside had already rushed out one step faster, and they were so strong that they knocked the two officials to the ground.
Only then did they realize that the people inside were exclaiming, "Crazy! They're all crazy! All crazy! ”
It's true that they are all crazy, and people see Master Yu running out with Yu Xiaodie's mother, and Yu Xiaodie follows. They are not running away, they are just trying to find more listeners for their storytelling. The three of them were like expounding their crimes in front of the Buddha, telling them about the bad things they had done with every step they took, and telling about an innocent person they had killed with every street they walked.
The official wanted to stop it at first, but as soon as the idea started, it was suppressed.
can't be stopped, there is no reason to stop it, the Yu family went crazy and confessed to the crime, what a good thing! It also saves me from going to court to confront each other, and I also saves Lord Yin from looking for evidence, how good it is to explain all these items clearly. When they were all done, they took the people and arrested them directly, they should be closed, they should be killed, they should be killed, they were neat, and no one would delay anyone.
But there is one thing that is more important than the Yu family who ran out, and that is Miss Night Fourth. Miss Yesi is still in the house, don't do something hurtful under the madness of the Yu family, then they can't make a difference!
So the two of them climbed into the Yu Mansion and rummaged through the entire front yard, but they didn't even look at Wen Yan's shadow all night.
There was a timid maid in the Yu family who cried and said, "Miss Yesi turned into a puff of white smoke and flew away!" The gust of wind just now was blown by Miss Night Fourth, and Miss Night Fourth is also a ghost! It's horrible! Woo-"
The official rushed over and slapped her, "Shut your mouth for me!" Where the hell did it come from? If there are really ghosts in this world, they also live in the hearts of your Yu family! Okay, stay in the house honestly, and if you hear a useless sentence again, I will ask someone to sew up all your mouths! Don't look at your identity, Miss Night Fourth can you also talk about it? ”
The Yu family didn't dare to squeak, and the concubine only cared about crying and being afraid, but she didn't dare to say anything more.
The door of the mansion was closed again, and the seal didn't know where it was blown, so the two officials simply borrowed pen and ink from someone else's house, and directly wrote a big "seal" on the gate of Yu's mansion, and then one of them returned to the yamen to report the situation, and by the way, he sent someone to inquire where Ye Wenyan wen.
The Yu family of three walked all the way from Wuqian Lane to Shuntian Street, and then from Shuntian Street to the south and north of the city. It took them an afternoon to walk through every corner of the entire Lin'an Inner City, and even went to the street at the gate of the palace to walk around.
Master Yu talked about how he used his position as the head of the Criminal Department to collect money and change the booklet. said that he conspired with businessmen and sold official salt. said that he had a lot of money in his family but did not dare to spend it publicly, for fear that the government would notice him and track him down. also talked about how to spoil the concubine and kill his wife, said that he desperately suppressed his wife and concubine, and in order to elevate the identity of the concubine and the concubine, the concubine deliberately threw herself into Ye Feiyu's arms, so as to blackmail Ye Feiyu and let him marry his two daughters into the Yipin General's Mansion.
The concubine also talked about her own crimes, she mostly talked about the back house, for example, she has been in the house for many years, she has drugged the eldest lady several times, caused the eldest lady to have a miscarriage once, and caused the eldest lady to fall into the water twice. deducted the eldest lady's case silver, and let his daughter snatch the eldest lady's clothes. also said that she had killed many servants, some because she was talking to the eldest lady, some because she knew too many things about her, and some simply didn't like it.
The lawsuits are shocking to hear, but none of them are more exciting and vivid than Miss Yu Xiaodie's narration.
Yu Xiaodie first talked about her hooking up with a rich son in the city, because her aunt said that she was a concubine and would not be able to marry a high family in the future, so it was better to go to a rich family in the outer city, and she would be able to get money if she didn't get the power in the future.
She said that the rich sons in the outer city were proud to marry the women in the inner city, so they didn't care whether they were concubines or concubines, and they were hooked as soon as they caught the fish. In order to keep the heart of the son, she took the initiative to give her arms and show her favor in every way, except for the last step of the newlywed cave room, she gave everything she could dedicate, so that the son took advantage of it.
Of course, the son also gave her benefits, silver tickets, jewelry, what she wanted, and told her family that she would come to Yu Mansion to propose marriage, and the dowry she prepared was also very rich, and she was promised to be the eldest lady of the main room in the future.
But just a few days ago, her father and mother gave her an idea, saying that she should seduce Ye Feiyu and marry into Yefu in the future. also said that she would find a way to squeeze Yu Xuanji down, and she would do the main room by herself.
She wanted to marry the general's mansion too much, so she designed a drama of falling into the water, and the maid was also sent by her to invite Ye Feiyu, just waiting for Ye Feiyu to appear, and she threw herself directly into someone's arms.
What kind of disheveled clothes, Ye Feiyu didn't do anything at all, she pulled it down by herself. Ye Feiyu didn't touch her at all from beginning to end, it was she who did it to Ye Feiyu, and it was she who took advantage of Ye Feiyu.
In addition to this, she also has human lives on her hands, and she killed one of her father's concubines. Just because the little concubine was young and beautiful, she compared her aunt to her, so she designed to kill the little concubine, and the child who was just born and was less than half a year old.
This afternoon was very tired and happy for the people, whether it was the people from the inner city or the craftsmen who came from the outer city to work, everyone put down their work, simply did nothing, and followed the people all over the street. After a trip down to the southeast, northwest and northwest, he listened to the affairs of the Yu family completely, and even made up a set of books.
The craftsmen in the outer city couldn't help but sigh, only the sixth-grade officials in the inner city can have such a big battle, what is the family like for those first, second and third-grade officials? It's also scary. Sure enough, it's good to divide the inner and outer cities, everyone has their own way, no one should worry about anyone, their girls can't marry into the inner city mansion if they are killed, otherwise they don't know how they died.
Finally, after the Yu family finished speaking, the official messenger came forward to escort them all to Lin'an Mansion.
Because the three of them all had murder cases in their hands, and they all confessed to their crimes, they didn't even need to be tried, and Fu Cheng directly wrote a certificate for the three of them to draw and detain, and they were scheduled to be beheaded at noon three days later.
It wasn't until this moment that the three of them came to their senses, and they fainted with fright.
At that time, Ye Wenyan was lying on the roof of the Dust King's New Mansion, holding a rabbit leg given to her by Feng Zhaolian in her hand, looking left and right, hesitating and not knowing how to speak.
The other leg was in Feng Zhaolian's hand, and the county lord of Guiyue ate it well, and stopped from time to time to despise her: "The dignified Northern Qi, the land is vast and the things are rich, you haven't even eaten a rabbit leg, right?" Need me to teach you how to eat? ”
Ye Wenyan shook his head: "I don't need you to teach, I know I should eat with my mouth, but the problem is that I can't get off this mouth." If it's a chicken leg, maybe I'll eat faster than you, because I'm hungry after all. But the problem is that it's a rabbit, and you also described to me how cute it was when it was alive, with pure white fur and pale pink ears. How to eat this? ”
"Eat whatever you want!" Feng Zhaolian didn't have any psychological pressure at all, "Ah Yan, you just think too much, no matter how cute it is when it's alive, it's just delicious food when it's cooked." It's like rice, it's cute when it grows in the ground, and when it's cooked, it's not just rice. ”
......: "Can this special rice be the same as a rabbit?" She resolutely couldn't take this mouth, and stuffed the rabbit leg in her hand back to Feng Zhaolian, "You can eat it yourself, I really can't do it." Or you can go and find me something else to eat, chickens, ducks, pigs, cows, sheep, whatever. ”
Feng Zhaolian: "This morning, the cook in the house brought a curly-haired little sheep, which is only a few months old, and I personally bathed it, and it was very fun to bleat." If you like mutton, I'm going to slaughter it now, do you say roast or stew? ”
Ye Wen said: "...... Is it vegetable? ”
"Stir-fry two side dishes?" Feng Zhaolian finished eating one rabbit leg, threw the bone under the big tree below, and began to deal with the other. "I don't know how to cook vegetarian dishes, why don't I call the cook up and stir-fry it for you?" But wouldn't that be too much of a movement? The cook knows that you are coming, and he is not afraid, in case he lets Quan Qinghua know about it, you two don't fight again. ”
She was puzzled, "You roast sheep and stew sheep, aren't you afraid to toss Quan Qing's painting?" ”
"Don't be afraid! He knew that I loved meat, so even if he was alarmed, he would only think that I wanted to eat it. But stir-fried vegetarian dishes are different, I, a carnivore, suddenly want to get up in the middle of the night to eat vegetarian, he doesn't doubt it. ”
Ye Wenyan nodded, "That's it, then I'll be hungry, but don't alarm the Fourth Highness." He hates me now, and I feel that I must not be in front of him for at least half a year, or he will kill me. ”
"Then keep a low profile and don't provoke him." Feng Zhaolian said, "Ah Yan, in the future, you will rarely come to this dusty palace, Quan Qing painted that person is moody, and his temperament is cold and cold, no one knows what he thinks all day long." And he has things hidden in his heart, which seems to be very important to him, and it is the tip of the horn that he can't get out of, so you try to deal with him as little as possible. Ah Yan, I'm going back to the month, and I'm really a little relieved that you ......."