At this time, the voice of a cave girl sounded with a cry: "Big Mom's house is up!" ”

It's really fast!

"Panic what, put out the fire!" I turned my head and glanced at Yao Yuan: "What the fuck are you waiting for?" What about waiting for the lightning to strike? ”

Yao Yuan's eyes widened, and naturally he knew what I meant, so he immediately picked up that Ah Xiang and ran out, and turned back when he went out of the door: "Li Qianshu, I ......"

"Okay, don't thank my eight generations of ancestors, they are all dead, I can't receive it, hurry up." I waved my hand: "Just repay the favor you did last time when you peed a child, and the next time I get into trouble again, I will look for you ......"

"Ah Xiang and I, we will never give up!" As he spoke, Yao Yuan ran away like an arrow off the string.

Lu Hengchuan looked at me: "You are really good at Liu Bei throwing children - buying people's hearts!" ”

"You are too dark, what kind of people buy people's hearts, I am the original nature of human beings," I dragged Lu Hengchuan to the place where the fire started: "Don't be idle, hurry up and put out the fire, if you use the ...... of fighting for a while"

"You, I, like you, have well-developed limbs and a simple mind?" Lu Hengchuan raised his eyebrows: "How can I fight with this body?" ”

"Don't pretend to be a grandson for me! Love can't! ”

When I got to the front of my mother's little house, the flames were already burning very badly, but fortunately I had passed the word before, and they were all very clever and had already begun to water and extinguish the fire, otherwise this place would have burned into a sea of fire.

"I said, don't you have any other all day long, just care about offending people?" I looked at the cave girls: "Do you often have to settle accounts?" ”

"It's not very often," Aya hurriedly said: "There is a big mother here, usually no one dares to offend us, today it must be because they got the news that the big mother had an accident, so they rushed over to make trouble, Lord Gu God, you must call the shots for us!" ”

Freezing three feet is not a day's cold, people must have been bullied by you to a certain extent, and they have bottomed out.

Thinking about it again, the exterminator of the eldest mother is too similar to the personality and knows, especially taking herself as a dish, I don't know that the clay man also has three points of earthiness? It's true that if you don't die, you won't die, and you deserve to be mixed like this, but these little cave girls are pitiful.

But I reacted: "Speaking of which, your names are all Ah or something, no big names and no surnames?" ”

"Nope!" Aya shook her head and said, "We are all abandoned babies picked up by my mother from outside, of course we don't have a surname!" My mother often teaches us that our existence shows that a man is not responsible, but he must not have anything to do with a man, and if he becomes a cave girl, he is to marry a Gu god. ”

Lu Hengchuan said in a low voice: "Since you are the reincarnation of the Gu God, are they all considered your wives and concubines?" ”

Eh, it seems like it's really ...... But then I thought about it, if I was a Gu God, wouldn't my aunt also become my daughter-in-law? That's still forget it, Lao Tzu doesn't want the sky to thunder.

Thinking about it again, in fact, the eldest mother has done a good deed, which is equivalent to opening an orphan girl care home, because the mountains are patriarchal, life is difficult, some mountain people are ignorant, boys are to keep the lineage, girls are losing money after all, but don't want it, I also saw abandoned dead babies when I was a child, no exceptions, all girls.

Some of the dead children still have dolls and flower clips next to them, which makes people sad to watch.

If you push back a few decades, there must be more abandoned baby girls, and it is no wonder that this faction is so strong.

Just women, being bullied or even ridiculed by others should be very common, just like roses have thorns, they have to be afraid.

"Their eldest mother is no longer good, if we don't take advantage of this opportunity, we won't have a chance, we will have to be pressed by them for the rest of our lives!" At this time, there was a burst of voices outside: "After breaking these cave girls, our good days can come!" ”

Damn, these guys are already here? It came pretty fast.

Seeing those people holding torches, some speaking local dialects that they couldn't understand, and some speaking Mandarin with a thick accent, anyway, one by one they were menacing, and they wanted to follow the cave girl to save their lives.

Although the cave girls acted very evilly, they didn't see anyone hit the door, and without the protection of the big mother, they had already panicked, and the little chicks seemed to surround me.

Those Gu people rushed over together, and when they saw that there was a me and a Lu Hengchuan in the cave girl, they immediately glared, and then someone laughed: "It is said that the cave girl is as guarded as jade, and the ice is clear and jade, only today I found out that after a long time, people have raised a little white face, and the fat water does not flow into the fields of outsiders, and they are holding back!" ”

The words were ugly, many cave girls were angry and red, and they were about to start Gu, I hurriedly stopped them, these people came prepared, they may not be afraid of Gu, not to mention that they themselves are professionals, so they must have brought something to prevent Gu.

Ah, sure enough, they all had quite a few eggs with them.

Of course, it's not dry food for supper, this egg rolls on the body, and it can "suck" out the Gu that has just been entered.

However, as the saying goes, the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, and their mouths are not clean, but people are still afraid and do not dare to act immediately.

"Let me ask you first," I said to the group of Gu people, "Is the Gu on Big Mom's body under you?" ”

When those Gu people heard the question, you looked at me and I looked at you: "Big Mom, it's not good, it's a Gu?" ”

Your mother, didn't they give it down? My brain suddenly hurts, which dog day gave it to my mother? Lao Tzu is still waiting to ask her the truth!

"It's really ridiculous, as a big mother, you can still be hit by Gu, which means that the Gu God also sees you unpleasantly and wants to destroy you!" A group of Gu people came to the spirit: "The debts you owe before, let you pay them back today!" With that, he rushed towards us.

"You are too bold, the Gu God is reincarnated here, and you dare to come to make trouble," Aya was not stage frightened, and pointed at me and said loudly: "You are all blind, if the Gu God is angry, you don't know how you died!" ”

The group of Gu people looked at me, first stunned, and then laughed: "Where did you get a little white face, and you thought about pretending to be a Gu God, you are a three-year-old child?" You have recognized the Gu God, but we haven't recognized it yet! ”

Then a bold Gu man might want to take a sharp step, so he raised his hand and shook a handful of black things and came at me: "Come on, come on, rag you Gu gods, recognize what our little thing is about!" ”

The bunch of things flapped their wings, and a group of cave descending girls lost their faces: "It's Feimengzi Gu!" ”

Listening to them, it seems that they can directly drill under the human skin, lay eggs and form cocoons, and finally make people feel silky.

It's disgusting just to listen to, I hate bug stringing, slimy.

And the things on the back are not stage frightened like Aya, I saw that those black things just covered me like smoke, only to hear a crackling sound, as if I was an electric fly swatter, those flying mengzi stuck to my body, all fell to the ground!

This time he stopped those Gu people, and they all stepped back three points, looking at me in disbelief: "Really, is it really the reincarnation of a Gu God?" ”

"I didn't hear that there will be a reincarnation of the Gu God this year......"

"You ass-determined brains, there's more you haven't heard of!" I nodded at them: "There are other bugs, just go up and say hello, I'm afraid you will count me as losing." ”

"Lord Gu God is wise and powerful!" A group of cave girls worshipped: "It's exactly the same as in the legend!" ”

"If the men outside are all like Lord Gu God's demeanor, then I will try my best to find one."

"Me too!"

Those Gu people, you look at me and I look at you, they are a little hesitant, but they can't recognize my identity for such a thing, and someone secretly shouted out the snake, and I was also pinched and exploded like bubble plastic.

Only then did these Gu people fully accept it, and they said in a low voice: "It seems that it is really a Gu God...... We must not open the Gu God! ”

"What now, why don't we apologize to the Gu God?"

Just as I was triumphant, a low voice rang out: "Haven't you heard? A person who has a spiritual object on his body is not afraid of a hundred Gu, but if he is a person with a spiritual object, if he receives the funeral Zhisan, the Gu worm still does not move him, so that he can recognize him as a Gu god. ”

My heart was lifted at once, your mother, who understands Lao Tzu's weakness so well?