Chapter 703: But you taste, you taste.

Look at Han Baba's natural temperament, and her gestures are full of masculinity, such a person, Cheng Xiaoxiao is now beginning to doubt.

Is it that Han Baa was actually a gentleman before she crossed over, and she was forced to become a woman by crossing over, so she always couldn't change some of her habits.

This is also Cheng Xiaoxiao's nonsense brain hole, Han Baa has just been used to it for so many years, and it is in an environment like the beggar gang, so she has created a 'talent' like her.

Talent is true, and women's clothes can't be worn.

So the current situation was created.

Even though Chu Yunshen knew Han Baba's true identity, he was not used to Cheng Xiaoxiao and Han Baa getting too close, especially some intimate body movements.

And people don't say it directly, they all use their eyes to signal.

Like now!

Here we go again, here we go again!

Cheng Xiaoxiao also found out, but as soon as she turned her head to look at Chu Yunshen, Chu Yunshen restrained his eyes.

After coming so many times, Han Baba's initiative to talk to Cheng Xiaoxiao became a random response.

And Cheng Xiaoxiao soon lost the desire to talk, and the carriage was unusually silent all the way.

In addition to looking at the scenery with great interest, Lu Xiaoji occasionally muttered a few words to himself, which was nothing more than his few interjections.

The mountain Lu Xiaoji mentioned was called 'Huangtang Mountain', which was the closest mountain next to the main city of Wu, but they also traveled in the carriage for two hours.

Fortunately, they walked at the east gate of the Wu Kingdom, and they didn't need to get off the carriage to pass through the main city gate, and they didn't need to get off the car to go to the road they came.

The name of 'Huangtangshan' was also ridiculed by Cheng Xiaoxiao, mainly because he complained that the people of Wu really had no cultural level.

The plaque on the gate of their main city reads the name 'Yingjue', and now the name given to the nearby mountain is also called 'Huangtang'.

Putting aside the name of the mountain for the time being, the name of the city suddenly seems to be really good, and it looks quite like that.

But you taste, you taste.

Cheng Xiaoxiao just didn't pay attention to reading it out at that time, and almost couldn't greet Wu Zhujing's family directly.

'Yingju', 'Lewd. Swing'.

Let's ask how strong the people of Wu are to be so open and give their main city such a 'chic' name.

Let's talk about this 'Huangtangshan'.

'Huang Tang', 'absurd'.

Not to mention, Cheng Xiaoxiao really wants to write poetry.

Absurd Wu country's 'Huangtang Mountain', absurd people under 'Huangtang Mountain'; absurd people make absurd poems, and the paper is full of absurd things.

Well, after writing this poem, Cheng Xiaoxiao felt that she was quite ridiculous.

Anyway, to sum up, when they came to the real 'Huangtangshan' and saw the true face of 'Huangtangshan', she couldn't let go of her hands and feet.

This 'Huang Tang Mountain' is not only not Huang Tang, but also a little clear and beautiful.

Cheng Xiaoxiao knows that her vocabulary is not very rich, and it does sound strange to describe a mountain with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, but this is really her first impression.

'Huangtang Mountain' is very high, not all steep, but it is also very steep.

It's not like an ordinary mountain, it's a lonely one. Instead, there are two peaks that look like two people snuggling up to each other.

Legend has it that many years ago these two mountains were just an abyss, flanked by two flat fields.

On both ends of the flat land, a man surnamed "Huang" and a man surnamed "Tang" live here.

One of these two likes to dance the sword in the morning light, and the other likes to go out early in the morning to paint the rising sun. After going back and forth like this, the two saw each other through the abyss.

talked about their respective interests from Chaoyang, and the two were like-minded and hated to see each other.

One day, a swordsman surnamed "Huang" was chased and killed and fled to the vicinity of the abyss, which happened to coincide with a scholar surnamed "Tang" painting on the abyss.

The morning sun of that day was particularly dazzling, Tang Shusheng looked at his best friend on the other side of the abyss, obviously looking close at hand, but he couldn't touch him no matter what, he could only watch his best friend fall to the ground and be pushed into the abyss, and there were no bones.

Tang Shusheng and Huang Swordsman have always been alone, with no other relatives and friends.

It wasn't until the two met that they had the feeling of meeting a bosom friend in the mountains and rivers.

Right now, the yellow swordsman died in front of Tang Shusheng, but Tang Shusheng saw it with his own eyes but couldn't do anything.

In addition to feeling guilty, looking at the new painting in front of him, no one appreciated it anymore, Tang Shusheng looked up to the sky and sighed:

Painting is the joy of the confidant, and the painting is for the confidant.

Then he leaped into the abyss, leaving only the painting mixed with the morning wind, wrapped in the broken morning light, and the sound of hunting.

Later, when someone went to that place, they found that the abyss was gone, and in its place were two mountains clustered together.

"Later generations then gave this merged mountain a name - 'Huangtang Mountain', in order to commemorate Huang Swordsman and Tang Shusheng."

A group of people walked up the stone steps step by step.

Cheng Xiaoxiao was already so tired that she didn't look good, she didn't like to exercise, a few more steps on weekdays could kill her, and now she was even more tired and out of breath when she climbed the mountain.

Where else can she have any posture at all, except for being out of breath, she can only lean against Chu Yunshen like a soft-footed shrimp, she can't see that Chu Yunshen's foot is injured at all, and she thinks she is uncomfortable.

This situation has been going on for a long time, and Cheng Xiaoxiao shouted that she wanted to rest not long after she first climbed the mountain, and the further back she went, the more she relied on it.

For a while, it was like, "Oh, my foot is on a lemon, it's so sour, I need to take a break." ”

After a while, he said, "The scenery here is beautiful, I am reluctant to go, let me enjoy it again!" ”

And what "this flower likes me so much, it says it will be sad if I leave!" ”

In the end, he played a direct trick, "No, I really can't go anymore, if I walk again, I will run away from home and live with others, and I will become a footless cat." ”。

Chu Yunshen persuaded and coaxed, but in the end he really had no choice but to start telling stories to Cheng Xiaoxiao.

And the story he said is the legend of this 'Huangtang Mountain'.

It is also this story that is a bit gay and gay, which adds a lot of mystery to the original 'Huangtangshan'.

Not to mention, this trick is indeed more useful than other tricks, at least Cheng Xiaoxiao can continue to climb up when distracted.

Chu Yunshen's story has a good rhythm, and when the story is finished, their journey up the mountain is over.

finally climbed to the top of the mountain, and Cheng Xiaoxiao was the first to collapse on the ground.

The image is bullshit, and no matter how good the story is, there is no way to solve her current state of weakness.

The one who can be compared to Cheng Xiaoxiao is Han Baa, and in this way, she was mercilessly ridiculed by Cheng Xiaoxiao.

"Aren't you the four bag elders of the beggar gang? How can you climb a mountain and not work? Co-authored with your business, which are all virtual? ”

Cheng Xiaoxiao was lying on the ground panting, and on the other hand, she had to baa with Han without a smile.

Han Baa is not an idle person, she rolled her eyes angrily:

"I'm a Four Bag Elder, not a Super Saiyan. Besides, my business is not the credit of me alone, and it is not someone under me, do you understand the high morality? I use my brain to do business! ”

Han Baa came to her feet as she spoke, she simply sat up, and her tone was more exaggerated than Cheng Xiaoxiao:

"No, no, there are still people who think that business is run out by brute force these days?"

"Yes, you are alone, you are the chosen one, and electricity and light are the only myths."

Cheng Xiaoxiao doesn't really want to compete with Han Baa, just like Han Baa is just complaining with her every day.

These two just want to have fun, after all, they haven't told anyone about these quotes for surfing the Internet for more than ten years.

The other said that the time of crossing is short, but she herself talks a lot, after holding it for so a year and a half, Cheng Xiaoxiao feels that she has derailed from the world, and the fun things in her heart are about to rust and can't be taken out.

So the freshness of these two people hasn't passed, two days ago, Cheng Xiaoxiao also took out a non-mainstream set to play with Han Baba, and the next day he changed to a spiritual guy, and both of them were addicted.

Today's change is Internet trolls and bar essence quotations.

I'm sorry, let the front row let, the first time the newcomer opened the spray, no experience. Do you put the keyboard first? Or rinse your mouth first.

That's it, it's still the code that the two of them will come out of the mahjong match.

Cheng Xiaoxiao was so excited that she almost rubbed her hands, who knew that today's last good self-cultivation project has become a large-scale fitness project.

There are only two people on the ground, and it is lonely after all.

Cheng Xiaoxiao stood up after a while, of course, it was impossible for her to admit that it was mainly because of the stones on the ground that made her back hurt.

Han Baa was the same, when they saw both of them tacitly probing their hands behind their backs, the two also looked at each other and smiled.

Such a scene is naturally not seen by the Queen Mother of Chu, no, Chu Yun is deeply treated.

A hint of darkness flashed in his Danfeng eyes, and he glanced at Han Baa again without moving, and he dragged Cheng Xiaoxiao's arm to signal:

"Aren't you looking for jade? Or do you ask Mr. Ji again? ”

"Oh yes! I'm going to do research! ”

Cheng Xiaoxiao is simple-minded, she just knew that Chu Yunshen reminded her in time, where did she think that her best friend suffered from Chu Yunshen's unequal eyes 'cold violence'.

Stare at me again, blow your beard and stare at me just now!

"Cheng Xiaoxiao, you don't care about your man, you always 'squeeze your eyebrows' at me, what kind of system do you become!"

Han Baba's questioning words really blurted out.

It's just a little regret that Cheng Xiaoxiao still left without looking back.

Nonsense, she didn't hear Han Baa's low call at all, okay?

Cheng Xiaoxiao's attention was on Lu Xiaoji and Yubi, who would have thought that her good sister was in dire straits.

Han Baa, who had no way to ask for help but was targeted, regretted not being at the beginning, she couldn't wait to bite off her tongue, and she insisted on pretending to be okay on her face.

"Hehe, you guys are busy first, I didn't say anything."

Seeing that Cheng Xiaoxiao was still discussing with Lu Xiaoji. Han Baa had no choice but to laugh awkwardly and consciously stepped aside.

True Time Control Master Chu Yunshen controls everything very well.

Han Baa admitted one second ago, he withdrew his eyes the next second, and the next second Cheng Xiaoxiao came back with a smile.

"Good news, good news, big news, the chicken said that the jade bi is on the top of this mountain, why don't we hurry up and find it?"

His eyes fell on Chu Yunshen's face expectantly, just waiting for him to give an order.