"How can a man strangle himself? It's impossible! "This time it's about glasses, and whatever he does, he has to look at it from a scientific point of view.

"It's because it's impossible, that's why this thing is weird!" I said, "After that, Sun Yuxiang didn't have to go back all the way home, but before he entered the house, he fell to the ground and was unconscious." After listening to Sun Yuxiang's words, my grandfather asked him to rush back to the tomb immediately, and put back all the treasures he had brought out, maybe he could still be saved. Sun Yuxiang hurriedly sent the treasure back to the tomb according to my grandfather's instructions. When he got out of the hole, my grandfather asked him, 'Did you put it all back?' ''Put it all back!'' Sun Yuxiang also deliberately opened the cloth pocket to show my grandfather. Who knew that the jewels that were originally put back by Sun Yuxiang appeared in the cloth pocket again. Sun Yuxiang was shocked, "I obviously put it back in the coffin, how could I ......" My grandfather sighed: "It seems that the owner of the tomb has not forgiven you and wants to buy your life with these jewels." Sun Yuxiang was so frightened that his soul flew away, he knelt on the ground and begged my grandfather to save his life, he was willing to abandon evil and follow good, change evil and return to righteousness, and donate the proceeds of tomb robbery over the years to do good deeds. In the end, my grandfather saved Sun Yuxiang's life with the idea that saving someone's life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter. ”

Tanzi asked curiously: "How did you save it?" ”

"This is not detailed in my grandfather's book, but it is written that they salute first and then soldiers, first send three animals and six animals to worship, and then burn paper money and paper people to sacrifice. However, when the offering table was broken and the paper was burned, people did not accept it at all. In the end, my grandfather couldn't, so he sealed the ghost in her own grave. As for how it was sealed, it is not detailed in the book, so I don't know. ”

Zhou Linan and the others walked in front, and the three of us fell behind, so they didn't hear our conversation.

Later, we learned from Zhou Yiqun that this Sun Erzhu was indeed a tomb robber wizard. It is said that no matter where he goes, he can roughly deduce whether there is an ancient tomb here as long as he looks at it for a while, which can be said to be miraculous. He has stolen countless ancient tombs over the years, and it can be said that he has made a fortune and bought houses in some big cities, but he has always lived in this Xiongshou village. I heard that this Sun Erzhu also took apprentices, but he only accepted one person at a time, and he only taught for two years, and only taught one art. So each of his apprentices has only learned one of his crafts, so he is not afraid of being robbed of his job.

As soon as we returned to the village, we prepared our tools: ropes, machetes, shovels, axes, flashlights, and fire-starters.

"Where are the machetes?" "It's okay if you don't have a machete or a firewood knife!"

"There are no shovels in the village!" "Cut the shovel!"

"Where do I find a charging flashlight?" "Battery flashlight is fine, bring two more batteries!"

With my arrangement, the jar quickly gathered all these things the next day. He looked at these tools and said with emotion: "If you want to say that you haven't robbed the tomb and killed me, I don't believe it!" I said coldly: "Then you go to die, haven't you watched a wilderness survival TV show?" These are all necessities! ”

Tanzi muttered: "Who has nothing to look at that thing, it's better to play more games and brush up on copies if you have time!" ”

"What copy?" Glasses are people who don't listen to things outside the window, only read the books of sages, and don't pay much attention to online games or anything.

I had to explain it to him.,Tanzi has recently become obsessed with a game called "World of Warcraft", and there is a mode in it that is to play dungeons and farm equipment. As soon as the glasses heard that it was a game, they immediately lost interest. But Tanzi talked endlessly about the characteristics of World of Warcraft and his experience of playing Warcraft. It makes me and my glasses have a headache, it's like listening to a book from heaven, and it's better to listen to glasses talk about archaeology.

The day passed quickly. At nightfall, the three of us finished dinner and walked to Xiongshou Mountain with the prepared tools. When he came out of Zhou Yiqun's house, the jar also had a chicken leg from the table.

When we first came out of the village, we happened to see Lao Bai running back from outside the village, and we didn't know where to go again. The jar threw the uneaten chicken leg to him, and he ate the chicken leg in two bites, and watched us leave the village without being satisfied.

"Why are you here? Go back! "When I was halfway up the mountain, the jar suddenly shouted to the back, startling me and my glasses. The two of us looked back and realized that Lao Bai had been following us all along. Hearing the scolding of the altar, Lao Bai not only did not return, but ran to him, wagging his tail and circling around him. No matter how the altar is rushed, Lao Bai just doesn't listen, and he has to follow us "with all his heart".

The jar asked me and my glasses: "What should I do now?" ”

What can we do?

"What to do? Cold! After all, it's not your chicken leg that is to blame. Glasses said.

"If it wants to follow, let it follow, anyway, it won't speak, write, and betray us." I say.

"That's right! However, don't underestimate Lao Bai, he is an authentic Chinese pastoral dog......" Tanzi boasted.

"What kind of Chinese pastoral dog, to put it bluntly, isn't it a soil dog!" I pouted disdainfully.

The jar said, "The earth dog also has a scientific name!" In these days, everything is justified, and dogs are no exception. Lao Bai, whether it is from his father or his mother, is an authentic purebred Chinese pastoral dog for the first 18 generations, with pure bloodlines and excellent breeds......"

"A dirt dog is a dirt dog! That's such a nice thing to say, big brother, you've done MLM, right? It's like I'm going to buy it, so highly recommended......" I said to the jar.

"But ......"

"But what?" I saw that the jar was spitting, so I asked him.

The altar swallowed and spitted: "Take a dog to the grave, aren't you afraid of defrauding the corpse?" ”

"Corpse?" I said, "Big brother, corpse fraud means that when a person has just died and has not been buried, once he is washed by cats and dogs, a corpse will change." But the people in the ancient tomb have been buried for hundreds of years, how can there be a fraudulent corpse? ”

The glasses also said: "Altar, are you still superstitious about this as a young man in the 21st century?" ”

The altar muttered, "What four have young people? House, car, ticket, sister, which one do I have? I don't have any, I should be called the Four No Youth. ”

The three of us, the altar and the glasses, took advantage of the night to come to the thief cave of Xiongshou Mountain, but the dark night did not completely obscure our figures, because there was still a shadow of a white flower hanging behind us.