"Last night, the wine was green and carmine, and the pipa was new and exquisite. The spring of Changle Mandarin Duck has been penetrated, and there is a in the tulle tent. Carry plain hands, tie silk. Disgust and sickness are like waves. ”

Jin Bei held his head high, his words were correct and round, and he recited these few lines of poetry.

Xu Lianyi just cast his eyes for help, it was really helpless and desperate, who would have thought that it would be more effective than worshiping the Bodhisattva, he actually stepped forward, replaced the girl's family who was in trouble, and personally presented a beautiful poem according to the request of the prince Chen Yu.

As a result, Chen Yu frowned, suddenly let go of the lotus intention in his arms and knees, and said in disgust: "Where did this come from?" ”

Xu Lianyi ignored the embarrassment of falling on the bed, supported her body with her hands, and was also like a demon possessed, her voice was higher than Chen Yu, and her voice was more fierce than Chen Yu, and then the prince opened up Jinbei: "The words and sentences are vulgar, the ideas are rough, the feelings are vague, and the words are not ......"

Chen Yu was simply afraid that the words would be finished by Lianyi, so he hurriedly continued: "The rhyme is not used well, and the turn is sloppy——"

Xu Lianyi was unceremoniously, "And you're only half a song, I'm afraid there are still in front, and there are ...... in the back."

The room full of soldiers, including Jin Bei, listened a little loud - isn't this what their parents and masters heard when they were forced to study when they were children? Didn't the brothers who suffered this kind of thing at home all go to be civil officials? It's because our brains hurt when we hear it that we are soldiers here?! How come it again!

Chen Yu let Jin Bei go, and looked at Xu Lianyi with interest. - To be honest, at that moment, he forgot that he was a prince immersed in the grief of "the elopement of the side concubine", and was led away by the nasty verse, and gradually digressed - why, this girl is too?

What Chen Yu didn't know was that when Xu Hewei was in the boudoir, he had a name in the Xu family, called "Poetry Idiot Painting Monster", when writing poems and paintings, he was fascinated and intoxicated, and there was no one around. Lianyi is average in these aspects, but she also has a more fierce name: "book bandit". She loves to read, everything related to the knowledge, truth, articles, poems and paintings in the book, she is very serious, whether you are an elder in the family, or a visiting guest, as long as she touches the point she cares about, she is more scary than the bandits in the mountains, and she is afraid of the sky, pulling you until the explanation.

Although every time after the "confession", she had to be punished by her father to go to the room to copy the "Heart Sutra" to calm her heart.

Therefore, there is always a decent and dignified lotus intention on the big face, there is her explosive point, and there are times when she can't hold it anymore and believes in the reins.

Just now, Jin Bei started her "book bandit" side.

Jin Bei felt that it was his duty to explain, "Chen, I chased Princess Rouxi that day, and when I returned to the city, someone stuffed the minister's Luo Pa with these words. ”

Chen Yu was so angry - okay, on the day of his shame, Jin Bei was in the limelight both inside and outside the city, and he also received a love letter from Luo Pa?

He hadn't eaten well for a few days, and drank two pots of cold wine, but he was indeed provoked by Xu Lianyi's beauty, and for a while, the blood gushed and the wine rushed, and his stomach suddenly turned upside down, and he was stimulated by Jin Bei, and he vomited with a "wow" mouthful.

Jin Bei hurried forward, Lianyi also took care of it out of instinct, two people, four hands, just intertwined like this, and jointly held out a small depression, taking over the filth that Chen Yu spit out - in fact, it was nothing, just some fishy yellow juice.

Chen Yu was uncomfortable, but the wine sobered up a little more, and he could see that Jin Bei's face was still calm, his joy and anger were invisible, and he took care of himself out of responsibility, but Lianyi's face was full of pity - she should be a kind person.

Damn it. Kind people.

"Idiot. This can be caught! Useless! Rubbish! Chen Yu scolded the two people.

He scolded right, the disgusting yellow juice passed through Jin Bei's big hand and fell to the ground, and the clothes on Chen Yu and Lianyi's bodies and the bedding under them were dirty.

Seeing that Chen Yu finished scolding, he continued to vomit, and the voice was heart-wrenching, which was really distressing. Xu Lianyi's hands were already dirty, so she rubbed Chen Yu's back with her elbow, and said, "Are you better?" Is it uncomfortable? ”

Chen Yu dodged, "I don't have to worry about you!" and clean yourself up! Jin Bei, follow her! ”

"Yes."

Jin Bei and Lianyi, who got off the bed, walked out of the prince's bedroom together. In these four times, there was not a single eunuch to be found. The two of them walked a few rooms in the dark, and because their hands were still dirty, both of them held them high in the air, their fingers slightly open, and they looked at each other, and they really looked like fools.

Jin Bei came to his senses first, and as soon as Lian Yi wanted to laugh, he heard Jin Bei say, "Your Highness, go there." ”

"Don't call me Your Highness." Lianyi said. She doesn't even have the title of a side concubine, and the process of "serving the bed" has become like this, which highness is she?

Jin Bei didn't answer, but also rubbed Lianyi with his elbow, meaning to follow him, and then, with Lianyi, he walked into a room, lit the candlestick, and found that this seemed to be a pantry.

"Your Highness, don't move, the ministers serve you." After speaking, Jin Bei, who had been in a trance for a moment just now, sobered up again, found the copper basin and water, washed it himself, poured new ones, and then respectfully invited Lianyi over.

Lianyi washed her hands, but the clothes on her body were still dirty. This vomit is also magical enough, and if you look closely, the shoes that Lianyi didn't have time to take off on her feet are also stained.

Not far away, in the prince's bedroom, as well as in other rooms and corridors, there was the sound of soldiers walking briskly, and Jin Bei explained to Lianyi: "This is they mopping the floor, and it is estimated that they will also change the clothes of His Royal Highness the Prince." It's not cold here, you wait, the minister will be back soon. ”

Jin Bei did what he said, and walked out of the pantry with a smoke, and came back with a smoke, and took lotus clothes for Lianyi - this is ready-made, and it was all in the room just now.

Jin Bei didn't hand over the clothes to Lianyi, but took his eyes, looked around first, and then said to her, "There are no hand towels here, anyway, the clothes on His Highness's body have to be changed, so it's better to wipe your hands, don't get the new clothes wet, it's not good to wear them on your body." ”

Jin Bei was right, Lian Yi didn't care about his insistence on calling himself "Your Highness", although it was not etiquette, he hurriedly rubbed his washed hands on his trouser legs, and took over the new thick pants and nightgown that Jin Bei brought.

He was holding a dressing gown, not a belly pocket.

Jin Bei spoke again, "The minister was not here just now, His Highness was scared, right?" ”

"Huh?" Lianyi asked rhetorically, only to realize that he was right. ——Jin Bei left the pantry just now, and Lianyi stayed alone in this strange and cold pantry, how could he not be afraid? It must have been a panicked look on his face, which he could see.

Jin Bei continued to instruct, "After a while, the minister will go back again, and His Highness will change his clothes here by himself." Don't be afraid. Think about it, in the palace where the Son of Heaven lives, in the East Palace where the prince lives, the yang energy is the heaviest, the blessing is the deepest, and there is absolutely nothing unclean. Right? As for those assassins, Gentlemen on the Beams, there are no guards in this room. ”

Lianyi listened, her face was not nervous, and she smiled.

Jin Bei didn't smile, and his eyes were full of praise for Lianyi's meaning of "thinking openly and listening to persuasion", "You wait, wait for the minister to come back to pick you up." ”

He just like that, took Lianyi's dirty clothes and left.

Lianyi was really not afraid. She changed her clothes by herself, looked around again, and waited for Jin Bei.

If one person has to wait for another person, the time seems to be long.

Jin Bei never came back. Lianyi felt bored and speculated that she should still be busy taking care of the prince over there.

Man, no matter how careful he is, he is also a man, Lianyi remembered that the prince vomited, and there should be pain in her mouth, she looked around, and she didn't know how to make tea and soup, but she also found a few barnacles. In one of them, there was left the deeds of the poor eunuchs and palace maids who had been driven into the cold palace before they left—half-warm water.

When Lianyi found the tea bowl and tea leaves, and poured warm water on it, she just heard Jin Bei's beautiful voice sounding outside the door, "Your Highness, have you finished changing clothes?" The minister came in. ”