People are so unlucky, they really stuff their teeth when they drink cold water! Didn't the dead fish's eye say that I would meet a nobleman? The noble man is really Xiaomao, who led me to find the trace of "my brother", and pulled me down?

No, I have to pee out quickly and rinse off the mourning on my head and face!

But as soon as my hand touched my crotch, I suddenly came across a foreign object from it, slippery, cold, and scaly, just like the one I had just touched on the wall......

Mother, what are you doing in my crotch? Prevent me from showing my spot in front of these women?

"Dare to make a mistake!"

Sure enough, the eldest aunt spoke gloomily: "Put away your thing, otherwise Jinhua will be ruthless, and your Li family will cut off children and grandchildren, don't blame me." ”

Golden Flower ...... This is holding me hostage with that thing!

If it's unreasonable, at least let me finish peeing! Besides, it's so scary in the crotch of such a thing!

"There's a misunderstanding here!" I immediately said loudly: "My name is indeed Li Qianshu, but I am not the one you are looking for Li Qianshu!" He looks the same as me, and he is swaggering and deceiving me everywhere, my aunt is wise and martial, but don't be deceived by that dog thing! ”

"Auntie?" Some women's voices muttered from the side: "He deliberately pretended not to know Big Mom, right?" It's too much nonsense to lie......"

"That's right. The person who is exactly the same, he is really in a hurry to jump over the wall, and he can't even tell a decent lie. ”

"He looks like this, and he can recognize him when he turns to ashes."

"You think he's handsome, right?"

"I hate it, what nonsense!"

Damn, there are a lot of women here? So Lao Tzu's bird was observed by so many women? Did you pay for the tickets? It's so blind here.

"Chiki, you've changed." Mom's voice seemed to be disappointed: "You never lied before. ”

"I'm not lying now!" I hurriedly said, "You guys, with that amber eye, you have the wrong person at all!" ”

"You're embarrassed to mention Azo." The eldest mother's voice cooled down: "Azo was beaten like that by you?" ”

"No, no, I didn't do it!" In fact, empathy, I feel ridiculous: "It's another Li Qianshu who destroys flowers with his spicy hands, I was pulled by him to cushion my back, I swear to God, that amber eye, I haven't moved a single hair!" ”

"Smack!" At this time, I heard a noise, as if someone had splashed water, and in a moment, the amber-eyed voice rang out: "It hurts ......"

But before the word "pain" could be said to be clear, I heard her gasp.

"Ah Zor, you just saw Ah Xiang become like this, why do you have to be so stupid!" A woman's voice rang out: "Where did you get the guts! ”

"It's because Ah Xiang became like that that I don't want to follow Ah Xiang's old path!" Although Amber's voice was not loud, it was very stubborn: "I just like Brother Qianshu, I have to marry him!" ”

"Do you remember being a cave girl?" The other women gossiped, listening to the meaning of hating their misfortune and being angry: "Why are you so obsessed!" ”

"If you get married, you will naturally not be a cave girl!" Amber Eye seemed to have noticed me at this time, and immediately said loudly, "Brother Thousand Trees? Mom, don't embarrass Brother Qianshu, if you want to punish me! ”

yes, yes, I'm just an innocent melon eater!

"Huh." That big mom was so immortal that she sneered twice.

I can't understand it in my heart, the more I plead, I'm afraid the more angry my mother will be, who can be happy to plead with the pig after the cabbage that he worked so hard to raise was arched by the pig?

Of course, I'm not a pig, "my brother" is.

"Mom, listen to me," I hurriedly said, "The real culprit may have been poisoned, and he didn't go far, let your golden flower rest for a while, let me pee, and I'll lead you to arrest him, and I'll know if I'm telling the truth!" ”

"Stop talking." The eldest mother's voice cooled: "Like last time, you want to run away again?" I'm afraid it won't be that easy this time. ”

As I spoke, I heard a "swishing ......" sound, as if there were a lot of flies and other flying insects outflanked me, buzzing and making people's scalps tingle.

My heart immediately lifted, the female envoy of the cave, it must not be a fly, but ...... Poison?

"Don't touch him, don't touch him!" Amber-eyed's voice rang out sharply: "Brother Qianshu didn't do anything wrong!" ”

But Amber Eye may have been pinned down and didn't come to my rescue.

Zhen Nima is a house leak coincides with rain, is Lao Tzu so explained here?

In a hurry, I finally shouted: "Amber Eyes, I have one last thing to ask you, you quickly untie my buddy's snake Gu!" ”

"When is it, you don't think about yourself, but you still think about that old woman?" Amber-eyed's voice was full of disbelief: "Brother Qianshu, you ......"

"Don't talk so much nonsense, if you don't unravel it, I won't let you go." I then said to the eldest mother: "There is one more thing, you can kill me, who asked me to memorize the words today, but I tell you something, I was called by Mr. Big to help you find Amber Eyes, if you are kind enough to be a donkey's liver and lungs, but you will be killed, you think about it first, how to explain to Mr. Big." ”

If you are willing to ask Mr. Big for help, then you must recognize Mr. Big's skills, and since I was sent by Mr. Big, I must be Mr. Big's cronies.

It depends on the owner to beat the dog, the cave girl acts so evilly, there must be a lot of enemies, and then he has a relationship with Mr. Big, Rao is the aunt, and he has to weigh whether it is worth it.

Sure enough, as soon as I mentioned Mr. Big, the sound of those insects flapping their wings disappeared immediately.

"Mom, this kid is full of tricks, is he lying?" A woman asked cautiously.

"Even if he wanted to lie, how did he know about my Tuo Da thing." Big mom is big mom, I really haven't lived in vain for so many years, give her a thumbs up.

But she was obviously a little hesitant and didn't know how much to believe.

"Believe it or not." I said, "You can also take me to Mr. Big and let Mr. Big ......"

"What if Mr. Big doesn't know that I took you away?" The eldest mother smiled coldly: "Our hands and feet have always been very clean, and your hundred-ten-pound body can handle not even a drop of blood." ”

My heart suddenly rose to my throat, your mother, the things on my back can't be used now, they really fed me Gu worms, and I can't lose my temper.

"Besides, you don't have to use Mr. Big to press me, even if you are Mr. Big's subordinate and violate the rules of our cave girl, he, Mr. Big, will have to sell me some face." The eldest mother said coldly: "Take him back first." ”

"Buzz ......" The roar of insects exploded in my ears, mixed with the cry of amber eyes, and the whispers of other cave girls, I only felt dizzy, and with the poison of Fu Zhisan, I didn't know anything.

When I woke up again, my nose first smelled a fresh herb fragrance, and when I opened my eyes, I found that I could see things again, I blinked, strange, I was killed by Zhisan before, there was no child urine, I can't untie it?

Let's take a look at my current situation...... Like the special pickles, it was soaked in a large vat filled with an unknown liquid, and the smell of medicine came from the vat.

Damn, what's going on? Are you going to pickle me and eat it?

Move your hands and feet, fortunately, there is no lack of meat in your body, unexpectedly, it is quite refreshing, as if you have made a herbal bath.

What's the matter, Mom is still looking for Mr. Big to find out the truth, and she doesn't plan to feed me the Nine-Layer Gu? This woman's heart, the needle under the sea, is really right. I don't know how long I've been asleep...... My heart twitched suddenly, and I didn't know if the snake Gu on Lei Tingting's body had been untied by the amber eyes.

No, I need to go back.

"Hey, Li Qianshu, are you awake?" There was a silver bell that suddenly rang in a female voice, which was particularly pleasant.

I looked up and saw a beautiful woman in her early twenties.