The first flower language girl nets the heart of the demon

Xiao Waste Grass and Xingxing were in a slump for a few days, and finally faced the facts, they began to eat and drink again and continued to fall in love with the Buddha unilaterally.

But in the dead of night, when I lay there alone and watched the moon, I felt very sad in my heart.

If it weren't for her now, it would really be Huaimengcao's cultivation refinement. It took hundreds of years of hard work to transform the shape, and in the end its role was a tool. Xiao Xingxing thought of the thousand-year-old reincarnation realm, in fact, there was no difference between Huaimeng Grass and those treasures.

The difference is that even if the treasure has a machine spirit, it will not treat itself as a human being.

And she's human now.

"There are even more terrible ......"

What if the Buddha keeps treating her as grass?

Moreover, the Buddha is a monk, so he may not think about the relationship between men and women at all.

Won't I ever be able to take him? How can not falling in love make him emotionally upset?

"Look at his otherworldly face every day, it's hard to imagine what that face would be like if it was tainted with lust......"

Xiao Xingxing thought to himself, and then patted his face.

"Can't think about it, can't think about it!"

She decided to make a plan, first of all, to make the Buddha realize that she was a woman! A beautiful woman!

So the monks of Fanjing Mountain found that their grass suddenly became like to dress up.

"Today's color is called Rotten Tomatoes." Xiao Xingxing put lipstick on himself and snorted. "How? Is it good-looking? ”

Huide trembled: "It's good-looking...... It just feels like you're going to eat people in the next second. ”

"So aura?" Xiao Xingxing looked at himself in the mirror and decided to wear the denim jumpsuit of the D family today, with a pair of black stiletto heels.

After dressing up, she looked at the thin waist and breasts and legs in the mirror, plus the two long-legged beauties, and wanted to kiss herself.

"What about the Buddha?" After the inspection, Xiao Xingxing was going to check the ...... I'm going to show it to the Buddha.

Huide suddenly snorted: "The people from the Immortal League and the Immortal Management Office are here, and the Buddha receives them in front. ”

"Why are they here again?"

I don't want to come either......

At this time, two groups of people behind the big hall of Fanjing Mountain stared at each other nervously.

"You've damaged buildings more than a dozen times this month, the worst of which was in the mall in the city center!" A middle-aged man in the immortal management office shouted at the top of his voice, "Do you know how much money you lost?" Yes? You know? ”

There were three people sitting in the Immortal League opposite, all of whom were quite young.

I don't know if the Immortal League deliberately sent such a young disciple here, they all looked at the people at the Immortal Management Office with disdain.

"So what? Didn't we lose a lot of pills, isn't it enough to cover those money? The one in the middle seemed to be the leader, and he glanced at the Buddha, "Such a thing, you have to make trouble in Fanjing Mountain, Buddha, you say yes?" ”

Xiao Xingxing secretly watched from behind and frowned: "Why do I think this guy's attitude towards the Buddha is not very good?" ”

"It's just not good!" Huide said angrily, "Some talented young disciples of the Immortal League are jealous of our Fanjing Mountain and our Buddha!" ”

Jealous? Xiao Xingxing glanced at the little monk: "It's not jealousy, it's that you don't look down on us at all, right?" ”

Even she didn't know how powerful the Buddha was.

Right?

The middle-aged man in the immortal management office is called Jia Xiangyang, and he only took over this department last year. He had made all kinds of preparations beforehand, but it was actually more troublesome than he thought.

These ordinary people who embarked on the path of cultivating immortals, especially young people, all had an inexplicable sense of superiority. Even separating himself from ordinary people, looking down on ordinary people, as if he was already a god.

Hehe...... Jia Xiangyang felt that if such a person could become an immortal, the quality of the immortal would be too poor.

Now it's not ancient times, if those people in the Immortal Alliance hadn't relied on ordinary people to make money outside, they would have been poor as pants long ago. Besides, they weren't really that powerful, and so far there were only fifty or sixty people who had registered with the Immortal Administration that they could fly with magic weapons.

Others, such as the three hairy boys opposite him, may not have as much strength as him if they really want to fight. I've only been studying for a few days, and I don't know what my last name is.

Jia Xiangyang was angry while thinking about it, he must mention things with the Immortal League in the future, and send these boys to deal with him.

"Can you call the shots?" The Buddha didn't seem to see the young man's attitude, and asked him lightly, "If you can, write a letter of guarantee to them." ”

Li Kai rolled his eyes in his heart, this Buddha is stupid to eat fasting and chanting Buddha all day long, right? How can this be guaranteed.

"Buddha, this is not something we can control." He shrugged his shoulders and said, "You also know that a lot of fallen weapons have popped up recently, affecting many untransformed little demons who have remained in human society, and they are easily lost by the influence of fallen weapons. ”

"We also destroyed the city buildings because we wanted to catch those little demons, don't we care about them if we find them?" Li Kai looked at Jia Xiangyang, "Director Jia, if you say let us leave it alone, then we will promise not to destroy the city." ”

Jia Xiangyang is choking enough, isn't this a scoundrel?

He endured his anger and asked the Buddha, "What do you say?" Do we have to have a charter? ”

The Buddha turned the Buddha beads in his hand, and looked at Li Kai with a frown: "Why don't you use the isolation charm." ”

Isolators can isolate themselves from their surroundings for a certain amount of time, equivalent to the previous enchantment.

"Isolators?" Li Kai scratched his head, "Forget." ”

He said it so lightly that even Xiao Xingxing wanted to hit someone.

The Buddha raised his eyebrows lightly at Li Kai's gaze: "Since this is the case, then promise Minister Jia that if you forget it next time, the Immortal League will be fully responsible." ”

"Buddha, are you mistaken?" Li Kai looked at him coldly, "We are here to save people, is it also wrong to save people?" ”

Jia Xiangyang couldn't help but say: "Yes, you saved the person who was attacked by the fallen demon, but because your mall was seriously damaged, more than a dozen people were injured, and two were seriously injured and entered the intensive care room." ”

"Didn't I give you the pill?" Li Kai didn't feel that there was a problem at all, "There are no dead people." ”

"What are you talking about?" Jia Xiangyang slapped the table, "Do you think that the elixir of the Immortal League is really written that it can heal white bones and save the dead?" At most, it can temporarily save life and buy time for doctors to save life. ”

"Also, you should be glad that no one died, otherwise you wouldn't be sitting here, you'd be in prison." Jia Xiangyang smiled coldly, "Don't forget, even if it is an immortal alliance, if you commit a crime, you will be punished by the state and the law!" ”

Li Kai also slapped the table and stood up: "What do you mean?" ”

"Literally."

Li Kai still wanted to scold, but the Buddha interrupted him.

"Do you write a letter of guarantee, or let Minister Jia call the police, and choose for yourself."

Li Kai's eyes were ruthless, and his hand slowly rested on the hilt of his sword. He is the most talented disciple of Yi Sword Pavilion, and the master said that he is the hope of Yi Sword Pavilion, and also said that he is very likely to marry within a hundred years.

Why should a few humans hold him responsible? Didn't you save them? And this Buddha, who always puts himself on top, who does he think he is? The master called him a Buddha in face, to put it bluntly, he was not a monk who could only chant scriptures.

"Senior brother...... "Seeing this, the companion hurriedly pressed him, "No, this is a Buddha." ”

Li Kai's originally hesitant heart heard this, and his jealousy and unwillingness could no longer be suppressed, so he pushed open the same door and slashed over with a sword: "What's wrong with the Buddha?" The Buddha can't bully me Yi Sword Pavilion! ”

He played a good calculation, he used the name of Yijian Pavilion, and afterwards let the entire Immortal League know that the Buddha is not a big deal, and he Yijian Pavilion is the leader of the Immortal League!

However, his self-confidence was soon shattered.

The Buddha raised his hand slightly, as if waving his sleeves, and Li Kai flew out of the main hall.

"Poof......" He smashed the white jade fence outside, spurting out a mouthful of blood and falling to the ground.

"Big brother!" The two companions hurriedly ran out and picked up Li Kai, who was pale and full of disbelief.

How can it be???

Li Kai covered his chest and spat blood again, he had just used his strongest move, using almost all his spiritual power. But ......

Unexpectedly, the other party dissolved it lightly, and made him vomit blood lightly.

"Senior brother, are you alright?"

Li Kai shook his head slightly, he was fine.

It's no wonder that it's okay! His ribs must have been broken, and his veins must have been injured, and now he was in pain when he mobilized his aura.

"Go back and tell your master, send someone useful next time, or I'll be in charge of the Imperial Sword Pavilion." The voice of the Buddha came from inside the hall, and Li Kai stood up with a gloomy face.

The two companions tried to say something, but he turned and left.

"Senior brother, slow down, we'll help you ......"

Li Kai limped out of the main hall, he hadn't suffered this kind of grievance since he started cultivating five years ago. Can...... But he had to admit that he couldn't beat the Buddha.

Don't say it's him, I'm afraid his master is not the opponent of the Buddha.

Can you only swallow this breath?

"Little Midori, slow down!"

A woman ran up to them and almost hit them.

She was a very beautiful woman, but she was not human at first glance.

Dream Grass! Thinking of what was said outside, Huaimengcao has been transformed, and this woman must be Huaimengcao.

Xiao Xingxing glanced at Li Kai and walked past him.

Deserve! She muttered in her heart, let you be arrogant in the future.

"......" Li Kai turned his head suddenly, what did that woman mean just now? Was that look laughing at him?

Damn, he's annoyed.

Thinking that there was still a life-saving thunder talisman in his pocket, he didn't want to catch up with Xiao Xingxing in a few steps and throw the talisman on her.

Rumble! It was as if a thunderclap had landed, and the sound of a huge explosion was deafening.

The Buddha appeared at the door of the main hall for the first time, but saw that the black smoke had dispersed, and a big pit appeared around Xiao Xingxing, she stood behind the pit with a panicked face, and Li Kai lay motionless in front of the pit.

"Midori!" Huide was scared to death.

But he didn't move as fast as the Buddha, and in the blink of an eye, the Buddha had already hugged Xiao Xingxing into his arms.

"Are you hurt?" He grabbed Xiao Xingxing's hand and probed her veins.

Xiao Xingxing hugged him: "I'm scared to death!" Scared the hell out of me! ”