Volume 1: Crossing the Universe Chapter 8: Man Eats Dog is News

Wang Tianlun said very seriously: "Why am I playing with you, I'm idle, and I have nothing to do when I'm full?" Besides, you're not a monkey, and you can't play monkey play, playing with you is something that the mentally retarded does, and I'm not mentally retarded. ”

Wang Tianlun's words made Jia Dao mad, he swung his fist and was about to smash Wang Tianlun's face, he wanted to smash this awkward and ugly face that he looked at and smashed it away.

At this moment, a violent shout suddenly sounded not far from them: "What are you doing? If you don't want to listen to my class, let me out. ”

Jia Dao turned his head and saw that it was Professor Huang Hai of the Department of Journalism of the Faculty of Arts of Tianhua University.

Professor Huang Hai is not only a professor who teaches at a university, but also a well-known senior journalist, and almost every news article he writes will cause shocks in society, and he is a very influential figure in society.

No matter how arrogant Jia Dao is, no matter how great the family background is, he doesn't dare to mess with this Professor Huanghai, if he doesn't know that his big name may appear in the news Skynet newspaper of the major media in the solar system that day, of course it is a bad name. He hurriedly withdrew the fist he was about to strike, obediently walked to the front and found a seat and sat down.

Stopping the brawl that was about to take place, Professor Huang Hai snorted coldly with his nose and walked towards the front podium.

Goddess Song turned her head and looked at Wang Tianlun with extremely playful eyes and said, "I can't see that you are really a cow, even Jia Dao you dare to provoke." ”

Wang Tianlun was stunned and asked, "Who is Jia Island?" Just that idiot just now, what's wrong, is he very good? ”

Hearing this, the original playful eyes immediately became crazy, she didn't know if this waste Lun in front of her really didn't know who Jia Dao was or pretended to play with her. Of course, in her heart, she definitely thinks that the probability of Wang Tianlun pretending to play with her is 99%.

She was so angry that she glared at Wang Tianlun fiercely, turned her head and ignored him anymore, but scolded secretly in her heart: You just pretend, and when you go out of class to find you in Jia Island later, see if you can still pretend.

Professor Huang Hai stood on the podium, he first looked majestically at the hundreds of students from various colleges who were sitting in the lecture hall and came to listen to his lecture, and then cleared his throat and said a few words that he had to say before the class began.

He said, "I am very happy to see that many students who are not from our Faculty of Arts come to listen to my lectures, thank you for your trust, thank you!" I'm going to talk about how to write a press release, which is the writing of a press release. ”

After speaking, he coughed lightly and suddenly asked, "Who can answer me what is news?" ”

As soon as his words fell, he saw Wang Tianlun, who was sitting in the back row, suddenly raised his hands.

Professor Huang Hai was happy, pointed at Wang Tianlun with his hand and said loudly: "I am very happy to see a student who is very eager to answer this question, the student who is sitting in the back row and raising his hands, you can answer." ”

In fact, Wang Tianlun raised his hands not because he wanted to answer any questions, but when he was thinking about something he couldn't figure out, one of his hands unconsciously slipped to the side and fell to one of the exposed thighs of Goddess Song who was sitting on the side.

Of course, the goddess Song didn't do it, thinking that Wang Tianlun was stealing her advantage and eating her tender tofu, her eyes flashed with a fierce light that could kill people and stared at Wang Tianlun.

Wang Tianlun suddenly came to his senses, and instinctively raised his hands to make a surrender gesture, to show that he definitely did not want to take advantage of her, but an unintentional move, who knew that it was so coincidental, just after Professor Huang asked a question, he raised his hands.

Hearing this, he was stunned for a moment, and then stood up from his seat with some embarrassment: "What ------ this------

After a slight pause to calm down, he said again: "What, I didn't raise my hand just now to answer the question, yes------ is that what------ by the way, I surrendered." ”

In fact, he wanted to say that just now he accidentally touched the thigh of Goddess Song with one of his hands, and in order to show that he was unintentional, he raised his hands. But he can't say that, if he does, then there is no doubt that he will add another nickname "Rogue Lun".

Wang Tianlun's words immediately caused hundreds of students to burst into laughter.

Professor Huang Hai was so angry that his face turned blue, and he slapped his hand on the podium and shouted, "Don't laugh." ”

After the laughter stopped, he glared fiercely at Wang Tianlun, who was still standing, and said, "What nonsense, answer my question." ”

Wang Tianlun didn't hear Professor Huang Hai's question clearly just now, he hurriedly lowered his head and whispered to Goddess Song sitting beside him, "Hey, that lady, what's the problem?" ”

Just now when Wang Tianlun said that he didn't raise his hand to answer the question, Goddess Song's heart flickered and mentioned it in her throat, he was really afraid that he would say something about touching her thigh, and when Wang Tianlun changed her words in time, her heart that had already mentioned her throat and eyes flickered back into her stomach.

Hearing Wang Tianlun's question, she glared at him again, and then whispered to him: "What is news." ”

Wang Tianlun said: "What is news, news is ------ is not news that a dog bites a man, and a man bites a dog should be regarded as news; It is not news that people eat dogs, but dogs eating people should be considered news; The love between old and young is not news, but the old professor marrying a young female student should be considered news. In a word, something strange new and sensational is news. ”

Professor Huang Hai nodded with satisfaction, and then said with a smile: "Although what this classmate said is not very specific, he said the essence of the news. ”

Then, he waved his hand to Wang Tianlun: "This classmate, sit down." ”

Wang Tianlun sat down again, and then intentionally or unintentionally turned his head to look at the goddess Song sitting beside him, but found that the goddess Song was staring at him with a pair of fiery eyes, so frightened that he hurriedly turned his head and didn't dare to look at her anymore.

After class, Wang Tianlun sat in the last row, very close to the gate, so he was the first to come out, and Goddess Song followed closely behind him and walked out second.

As soon as he walked out of the door of the lecture hall, Goddess Song said to him in a threatening tone behind him: "Wang Tianlun, don't forget your promise, otherwise, you know what the consequences are." ”

Wang Tianlun frowned, he really had a headache, let him teach what kind of little grappling, how could he, he didn't have this concept in his memory, he had never even heard of the name of small grapple, let alone teach her. Besides, he didn't promise her anything.

He didn't answer, he couldn't answer, he said that the goddess Song wouldn't believe anything, and he would definitely say that he was making up a story, once this word was rooted in her heart, then no matter how you explain it, she would think that you were making up the story, which is called preconceived. So, the best thing to do is to be silent and say nothing.

Goddess Song threatened Wang Tianlun, and seeing that he didn't say anything, she thought that he had succumbed to her female power, so she walked over Wang Tianlun with satisfaction and walked towards her own academy, the Jiwu Academy.

Looking at the back that was gradually moving away, Wang Tianlun shook his head helplessly.

Yuan Ye hurriedly chased after him from behind, and when he was parallel to Wang Tianlun, he suddenly said: "Hey, why don't you tell me about your martial arts, and keep it secret from me, it's too boring for you, I'm your friend for many years." ”

Wang Tianlun looked at him and said, "How can I know any martial arts, I don't even know what martial arts are." ”

To be exact, he doesn't have this memory anymore.

Yuan Ye didn't believe it: "No, the moment you fell on me in the lecture hall just now, it wasn't what martial arts were, but I inquired about the toad Chen who knew martial arts, and he told me, the one you threw me before was called grappling, and it was also the Shaolin grappling technique in the seventy-two Shaolin stunts that had been lost for thousands of years, how about it, teach me." ”

Wang Tianlun had a headache again, this time it was a real headache, and it was still a pain from jumping and jumping, probably the sequelae left after being hit by a car, and he began to hurt under continuous stimulation, he raised his hand and rubbed his head vigorously.

Seeing this, Yuan Ye hurriedly asked with concern: "What's wrong with your head, do you want to go to the infirmary to take a look?" ”

Wang Tianlun frowned and waved his hand: "No need, where is our bedroom, I want to take a rest." ”

Hearing this, Yuan Ye's eyes widened: "No, you don't even remember where your bedroom is?" ”

Wang Tianlun glared at him: "Nonsense, if I remember, I still ask you what you are doing." ”

Then he urged in a commanding tone: "Quick, lead the way." ”

Wang Tianlun's home is not very far from the school, and it is not very difficult to go home from school, but for the convenience of studying, he still asked for a dormitory in the school, of course, this costs money. Fortunately, I can afford it at home, besides, even if I can't pay the rent for a while, isn't there still Yuan Ye, a "local tyrant".

Yuan Ye nodded hurriedly and said, "Lead the way, I'll lead the way." ”

But the two couldn't go, because, at this time, suddenly rushed up from behind, and several people blocked the road at once.