Chapter 221, Absolute Control.
Following the flagpole of the Heavenly Banner of the Blue Horse Peak Heavenly Army Headquarters, I pulled Qiu Yue and slowly returned to the Eastern Heavenly Immortal Realm Cloud Road, rode the auspicious clouds on the Heavenly Street, and quickly rushed towards the Lingxiao Palace.
The Lingxiao Hall was quiet, and there was no movement!
"We're early! They haven't gone to court yet. Qiu Yue said to me with a smile.
"It's the best way to avoid a lot of unnecessary trouble." I was happy to talk to her.
"Come in! I've been waiting for you two for a long time. The Jade Emperor walked down from the cloud tower with a smile, stood in the center of the Lingxiao Palace, beckoned to me and Qiu Yue, and said directly.
"Teacher, I'm in trouble." I'll be honest.
"Dude, you asked me to fight Rakshasa Girl, but I can't beat her! If it weren't for the old man last time in Bailu Mountain, I guess I wouldn't have seen you again. I really don't understand, what do you think? Qiu Yue sat on the Jade Emperor's dragon chair and said unhappily.
"If you want to go, you will go, don't ask questions. Do you still think you're a three-year-old? It's been a while since the Red Dust Tribulation, and you still don't understand what I'm thinking? Damn it. The Jade Emperor also said to Qiu Yue very unceremoniously.
"I don't care, why would it be me, and not the old?? You must be biased, because he was your secretary and I will only cause trouble for you, so you are taking revenge on me. Isn't it, old man? Qiu Yue cocked Erlang's legs on the dragon chair and asked her provocatively.
"Unreasonable!" The Jade Emperor said angrily.
"I don't know how to learn yet! Haha, sister. I also feigned anger.
"Huh! You two old men, aren't you men? The Rakshasa is so powerful, are you so ruthless to let me let a little woman fight her alone? In case she breaks your daughter and wife, don't cry when the time comes. Qiu Yue deliberately shouted loudly.
"Xiaoyue, you're really hopeless." The Jade Emperor said to her with a smile and a smile.
"Hey, hey, hey! Leng Qiuyue, don't interrupt, we're here to get down to business, don't lead me and the teacher astray. If I were to fight Rakshasa Woman, you have to think about it! Rakshasa is a well-known pervert for all ages! If I can't beat her, I only have two options! I said to Akizuki with a wicked smile.
"Which two options? Do you want to tell your sister: either die or obey that old monster? If you can't kill her, you have only one choice, where do you get the two sayings? I'll strangle you if you get rid of her, and you're still dead. Hehehehehe! Qiu Yue laughed and fell to the ground, crumpling the unicorn leather cushions on the dragon chair.
The Jade Emperor looked at me very painfully, and said helplessly: "Old?, don't talk to her." Listen to the old man, I will tell you in detail, and I know your intentions. In this case, you take her back first, and I will ask the Emperor of the Later Earth to bring things to you later. The Jade Emperor looked at Qiu Yue, who didn't look like a person at all, and scratched his head desperately and said to me.
"Teacher, have we just arrived?" I reluctantly got up and said.
Qiuyue, a dead girl, saw that I didn't want to leave immediately, so she laughed at me and said, "The puppy will be clingy!" Rare! Rare! The teacher doesn't have milk, otherwise feed your puppy some grandma, how good. Look at it, look at it, don't cry! …… What a poor puppy! ”
"You're the puppy! Go back and you will milk me, if you don't milk me, I will bite you to death at night. I said very angrily.
"Alright, alright! Don't mess around with me here, the baby is about to get married, and he is still flirting? Do you two still have a serious image? ......" The Jade Emperor looked at me and Qiu Yue speechlessly, interrupted our arguing and said.
"I'm sorry, teacher! Qiu Yue is crazy about her today, but it's not usually like this! "I said to the Jade Emperor seriously.
"You don't have to explain, I know why she's like this! Old?, whether it is for your own woman or for the enemy you are facing, you must achieve absolute control before you can start a war! You remember, if there is the slightest flaw, we can't take it lightly. Because behind us are the creatures of the Three Realms, and we have the lives of all the heavens, earth, people, gods and immortals on our shoulders, so we can't treat them as children's play! You have to remember that you can't be sloppy. The Jade Emperor said to me earnestly.
"I see, teacher. In the future, I will pay more attention to it, and I will work harder to cultivate my soul power, immortal energy, and spirituality. I promised the Jade Emperor, and my heart suddenly became very refreshing and transparent.
"Dead girl! You too. Hurry up and get up for my brother, my brother has been standing upstairs waiting for you for a long time, his legs are sore, let my brother sit for a while. The Jade Emperor pulled Qiu Yue aside and sat down on his own dragon chair steadily.
"Stingy! I'm sick of you again, what kind of bullshit Heavenly Emperor throne you are? Look at how rare you are. Old man, me and the old? What about the little cloud bench that I sat on when I was a child? You didn't throw it away, did you? Qiu Yue asked the Jade Emperor with a dead face.
"Under my dragon chair, take it yourself. It's okay to sit here, but you can't take it away! If you fall somewhere else, something big will happen. The Jade Emperor smiled secretly and said to Qiu Yue strangely.
"Do you care about our own things?" Qiu Yue really touched out the two small cloud stools from under the dragon chair, threw my one to me, and put her own one on the cloud carpet next to the dragon chair, and sat down next to the right hand side of the Jade Emperor.
"You little girl, why don't you be obedient and sensible when you were a child? You are a bag white (a common name for cabbage), the bigger the more you wrap it, right? Did you talk to you like that? The Jade Emperor gently poked Qiu Yue's little brain with his fingers, and scolded her with love and hatred.
"Oh! So you have a daughter who looks exactly like me? When did you become my Lao Tzu? My son is now burning a boiler in the First Prison of Heavenly Court, the Soul Refining Altar! If there can be a Lao Tzu like you, it's no wonder that I'm not angry with Leng Qiuyue! Let me tell you again: Old man, my name is Leng Qiuyue, not Tian Qiuyue. Remember? Qiuyue pretended not to know that she poked her in the head, and deliberately turned her head to look at me and said.
"Oops! Don't you just want your old father to come out of the Soul Refining Altar as soon as possible? I'll just take him out in a moment. By the way, bring some good soul power and aura back to the blue horse. I smiled and soothed her.
"Huh?! That White and Blue Emperor is that person, he is not only one of my clones, but also one of the little girl's own doppelgangers. The Jade Emperor glanced at Qiu Yue and secretly handed me a code word.
"Oh! I see. Teacher, if they all return to the primordial spirit of Qiuyue, there will be no one inside and outside the Three Realms who will be her opponent! Why don't you ......" I also said to the Jade Emperor in code.
"That won't work, without a strong opponent, you will risk letting all her clones return to their positions, and you will be hurt by her vitality." The Jade Emperor smiled and then handed over the code word.
"I'll go! Teacher, aren't you pushing students into the fire pit? Originally, she relied on your power to bully me when she saw heaven and earth, if this was much stronger than me, then the student would not be able to live in peace in the future! "I whispered to the Jade Emperor Lao Tzu.
"Big man, absolute control over women does not depend on force, but on feelings! You know? When you are stronger than her, she bullies you all day long, once she is stronger than you, it will be reversed, and she will care for you in a thousand ways! The Jade Emperor and I continued to whisper in secret.
"Teacher, I have a feeling that I have been tricked by your father and daughter?" I cheered me up, and passed the code word over.
"Stinky boy! Are you really stupid or fake stupid? Even if you're better than her, you have to behave worse than her in front of her! No wonder she bullies you every day. Even the little old man with me, who is both a teacher and a father, was bullied by her! Remember, don't act better than her at any time, unless she's really in danger. Otherwise, our two will still be bullied to death by this little girl! ......" The Jade Emperor smiled helplessly, and then handed over the code words again.
"Uh......! Old man, old man?, are you two sisters transparent? Funny! The little tricks that I played at home when I was a child, and now I still take them out to play, aren't you two tired of playing? Qiu Yue looked at me and the Jade Emperor angrily, and said as if ignoring us.
"Can you hear the military-specific sound channels that we use? Have they all been deciphered? I asked Qiu Yue in confusion.
"Go! If you can't hear the lips of the two of you, you two shouldn't have said much to the slightest benefit to your sister. Come on, what bad things did you both say about your sister? Or are you going to dig a hole for your sister again? Qiu Yue stared into my eyes and asked me aggressively.
"You dead girl, how can a husband not want his wife to be good? Who do you think of your husband and your father? Hurry up and give me an old man? Go back to the Blue Horse Barracks, and cripple Xun You and Rakshasa Girl for me and then come back to restore your life. The Jade Emperor said with a smile.
"It's like my sister likes to stay here.
Old?, get me up, don't be like a pug all day long, don't you hear? Your master doesn't want you anymore, hurry up and go with my sister! Hurry up and drop. ”
Qiu Yue became angry unhappily and said.
"Huh?, remember. Absolute control, including love. Hahahaha! The Jade Emperor looked at me who was dragged out of the Lingxiao Hall by Qiu Yue, and said loudly.
Oh, yes! Absolute control.
But for family and friendship, maybe it would be better not to control it!
"Tell me honestly, what did the old guy say to you? Recruit from the truth, or your ears will suffer in a while. Qiu Yue strode on the Tianjie Cloud Road of Nantianmen, and said fiercely to her tail dog.
Naturally, this tail dog is my old? Finish!
Alas! No matter what her martial arts are, she can control me absolutely!
Although I can only obey her, but my heart is beautiful, but I have absolute control over the source of happiness!
"The teacher said that you will be better than me in the future!" I lied to her.
"Why wait for the future? I'm better than you now! If you don't believe me, stick your head over, hurry! Hehehehe, do you dare to resist and try? Qiu Yue said, pinching me the cheek.
A heart-piercing pain, the seeds of happiness that carry it, are sprinkled all over my internal organs, strange meridians, and eight veins ......!
While we were talking, we were about to arrive at the Tianjie Cloud Road outside the East Heavenly Gate.
"It's impossible to just say that, right? What else did you two say after all this time of sneaking around? Be honest. Qiu Yue said, still staring at my eyes.
"If you want me to listen to you, or you'll be told to let you slaughter or something nonsense. I mean, there seems to be some kind of tacit understanding between your father and daughter! Partnering together to pack me up. I said to her as if I was helpless.
"Alright, alright! I'm going to spare you this time. As long as you are obedient in the future, my sister will take you to play, don't be angry. Qiu Yue stopped, turned around and gently took my hand, rested her head on my shoulder, and whispered slowly in my ear.
Woman...... What a fickle!
I cursed secretly in my heart.
However, it seems that the absolute control that the teacher said is sometimes not like that!
…… For example, when dealing with a woman, the more you try to conquer her, the more you will not get her, and if you occasionally pretend to be pitiful, maybe you will be happy!
Therefore, absolute control is not a tried and tested method, this thing is only suitable for fighting wars or managing teams!
Home life does not require absolute control or absolute obedience to these words and behaviors that are colder than ice!!!
"Old?, I heard that on the other side of the glacier is the camp of the Red Wa Chiwa Demon Army, why don't you accompany your sister to tease them, okay?" Qiu Yue said with a wicked smile.
"You're really, if you want to come out, they'll be swarming soon, let's hurry back and prepare! Especially you, if you want to destroy the Rakshasa Woman, then you also need to meditate and cultivate to improve your immortal soul power and spiritual power!! Let's hurry back to the Marshal's Palace, I guess they'll all be waiting for our good news!" I said she said no, she said flatly.
"Do you still want me to deal with the Rakshasa Woman? …… You guy, what a dead brain! Diehard. Qiu Yue scolded again unhappily.
"If you don't take the opportunity to make some contributions, in the future, the rain and smoke and ink will be crowned gods, and we will still be in the Xiaoxian class, do you think you will be able to bear that sin by then? Whether you want to kill the Roguesa or not, you decide for yourself, anyway, if you don't do it, I'll let someone else do it. The Holy Spirit and Miao Miao, even Xiaotian can ......! I deliberately provoked her.
"Back to the Blue Horse Peak, I don't believe I can't beat that old monster. No, I'll ask the White and Blue Emperor to teach me too. Hum! Qiu Yue suddenly flew into the marshal's hall and stood in the center of everyone with a smile.
"Looks like things aren't going as planned!" The black dragon looked at Qiu Yue's unhappy expression, shrugged his shoulders, and whispered to the Holy Spirit.
"Shut up! Just talk a lot about you. The Holy Spirit's face was no better than Qiu Yue's, and the black dragon had to obediently retract his whimsical idea of opening his teeth and claws to talk about it, honestly like a little kitten!