The dead fish's eyes are also quite agile, because they cherish their hooves, and instead of stepping on the slime, they drag it past the corpse chaser, step on the corpse chaser's back, and throw the bath salt into the tooth with a wave of hand.

The one-legged god didn't know what good things he threw away, so he swallowed it directly, and wanted to bite Lu Hengchuan too, but the bath salt bag was scratched by the teeth, and it fell directly into its stomach, only to hear the sound of "ping", the goods began to roll all over the ground, and the dead fish eyes and corpse chasers were overturned.

Sure enough, it worked, but the tooth instantly died down, retracted back into the barrel, and made another "poof" sound.

The "oh" of feelings is the mantra of this product, right?

But now this "oh" is different from the previous two sounds, and it is murderous!

Why, we poured salt into it, and we were angry.

Lu Hengchuan glanced at me: "What should I do next?" ”

"Look at it." I said, "This dose is still too small, and it dares to come out again and sprinkle it to death." ”

"You're amazing, you're amazing!" The shopkeeper who witnessed everything eased up a little bit of popularity: "Thank you, thank you, put it, get rid of this thing, we thank you!" ”

It's not called "one-legged god" at this time, but "this thing".

It's a pity that the tooth seems to be afraid of the salt in my hand, and I refuse to come out, and then throw it in, and this product has also learned to be obedient, and it is even restored to spit it out, so that the plastic bag is wrapped with a thick layer of mucus, which makes people not want to touch it.

I made a mistake, this is the same as feeding medicine to a child, I vomit after eating, and I am still fed.

Learn to shrink a snail in a shell, and you can cover your ears and steal the bell? This product is also really too young, too simple Tucson broken.

So I called Lu Hengchuan: "Open the bag and sprinkle." ”

Lu Hengchuan nodded, and immediately sprinkled it on the bucket, but when the one-legged god in the bucket saw it, the tooth lightning seemed to flash, and he was about to bite Lu Hengchuan's hand off!

No matter how good Lu Hengchuan is, he can't catch up with the one-legged spirit, I saw that the situation was not good, so I said that Lu Hengchuan's hand was pushed away, and with a flick of his teeth, he was going to bite my hand!

I reacted quickly, and quickly retracted my hand, but the back of my hand was still scratched out and I saw the injury of the bone, and the blood gushed down, and soon it was like wearing a red glove: "Uncle Grass......

It hurts so much.

Lu Hengchuan's brows furrowed suddenly: "Why are you so stupid?" ”

"Isn't Lao Tzu here to save you? Your fucking conscience has been eaten by yourself? "Lu Hengchuan is going to take revenge all day long, and he really wants to use the size 42 soles to draw out his nosebleed.

Lu Hengchuan ignored me, staring at the bucket with dark dead fish eyes, revealing a fierce light.

As soon as I saw his murderous appearance, I knew that he seemed to be about to do something: "Stupid, what do you want to do?" I warn you, don't bother me......"

Lu Hengchuan didn't pay attention to me, took off his clothes at once, and said in a deep voice: "I'll cover it, burn it, and cook it for you to eat." ”

"Your mother! What are you doing as Lao Tzu? I don't eat it! ”

Lu Hengchuan did what he said, and was about to trap that thing, only to hear the sound of "grunt", the bucket suddenly seemed to be kicked by someone, and he rolled up again, and rolled to the wall, and the wall was not strong, and was hit by this bucket, and the wall skin fell down with a bang, and the inside of the wall skin lit up, I was dumbfounded, the bricks in it are golden?

, last time I saw Pearl Mountain on the Nine Dragons Beads, this time I saw a real gold brick house here, I have seen a lot in this world.

"Here you go." Inside the bucket, there was an urn and an angry voice: "Worship me, for you." ”

This thing is familiar, I'm afraid of us, and I'm going to do it.

And the corpse chaser and the shopkeeper have long been stupid, I can guess it at their expressions, I said how to worship the one-legged god for so long, these two goods are still wearing tatters, what kind of dead man's hotel is opened in such a place where birds don't, the money earned is exchanged for gold, and the wealth is not exposed!

I don't understand, I can't bring myself happiness and enjoyment, no matter how much money I have, how much is it so useful?

"What, two little brothers, you must not, you can't ......" The shopkeeper's voice was crying: "You can't move this!" It has not been easy for us in the past 19 years...... How much ...... have been paid for this?"

"Offer me to you." And the voice in the bucket, like a seductive spell, repeats over and over again: "Let me eat two more, all for you." ”

I kind of understand why this one-legged god can always tempt ordinary people, but where can ordinary people withstand this temptation? The wealth it brings to people is actually a "dowry" for oneself and a bargaining chip to find the next owner.

I looked at the bucket and said, "Okay, you can eat it." ”

When the corpse chaser and the shopkeeper heard this, they panicked: "Don't don't, little brother, if you want, give it to you if you want, let us go, let us live!" ”

"It's too late." I even made way for the bucket: "One-legged god, please." ”

"Wow." This sound, just like having eaten and drunk enough, is a satisfied tone!

I saw that as soon as the bucket rolled, it rushed to the corpse driver and the boss to pass, and the wind and thunder were so fast that people were dizzy!

In the blink of an eye, the bucket rolled in front of the corpse catcher and the boss, and the pair of teeth bit down on the corpse catcher and the boss.

It's fast, but I'm faster than it.

Taking advantage of its mouth, I was lucky, and I poured all the open bath salts into it, and the bath salts were sprinkled in that big mouth, and they melted at that time, and in the bucket, there was a "pop" sound, like sulfuric acid burning something, like a one-legged god in the bucket, corroded by the bath salts!

Then the tooth snapped back, and the bucket spun around like crazy, as if the contents were suffering a great deal of pain.

Lu Hengchuan was interested, and it was estimated that he would be able to eat melon seeds on the spot, but the shopkeeper and the corpse chaser were dumbfounded, their eyes were bloodshot, and they didn't blink a blink.

Soon, the bucket was spinning around, like an electric fan running out of power, and slowly it didn't move, and half a load of water flowed out of the bucket, and I leaned over to look at it again, and there was nothing in it except water, and it was empty.

The one-legged god, melted by salt?

I straightened up, the one-legged god does have a hand in tempting ordinary people, but unfortunately, Lu Hengchuan and I are not ordinary people.

"That's it?" The shopkeeper still looked a little unconvinced: "Is it really over?" That's it? ”

, Lao Tzu's hands have become like this, you are quite unsatisfied with the visitors, right?

I didn't pay any attention to him, but instead pointed to the golden wall and said, "What are you going to do with these things?" ”

The shopkeeper's face was full of reluctance, and he said very painfully: "Can you ...... Leave us a little? ”

Fuck you!

I took a breath and said, "We don't want any of this thing, we keep it all for you, but I think that the corpse chaser dragged us out of the mountain stream, and told you a good word, you had better donate all these things to accumulate merit for yourself, otherwise, if you have killed people and worshiped the one-legged god for so many years, it is not so easy to settle, and if you can't keep it, there will be a greater retribution than if you are eaten." ”

The shopkeeper didn't seem to understand and didn't quite believe it: "Retribution? Is there really such a thing as retribution in the world? ”

I really don't know how to be afraid of death.

"Believe it or not." I continued, "Why don't you try it and see what you can do with all this ill-gotten gain." ”

The shopkeeper was suspicious, and his face turned a little green.

"I believe, I believe!" Instead, the corpse chaser grabbed me: "I believe in it, thank you, little brother, thank you...... The most fortunate thing in my life is that I saved you both......"

saved us, it may also be the cause and effect of heaven, maybe this corpse chaser has done something good in addition to killing people.

"Let's go in and find out, maybe it's here!" Suddenly, outside the inn, there was a voice that spoke: "Shopkeeper? Is the shopkeeper absent? Have you ever seen two young men, both tall and thin? ”

The shopkeeper turned his head to look at me: "Yes...... I'm here to find you? ”