Chapter 175, I really didn't mean to.
The black mist inside and outside the castle dissipated, and the green ghost aura was also swept away, leaving only a blue fluorescent light overflowing, and occasionally flashing a few beautiful porcelain white points of light like small stars.
The breeze gently blows through the castle of Zhongshumen, chasing and playing with the light of the blue seal, talking and laughing like a child inside and outside the castle, giving people a feeling of freshness and refinement in a pleasant mood, which makes people feel extremely comfortable and comfortable.
The black dragon led everyone to fall from the clouds, looking at a ghost fairy and a demon who were cut by the ink sword, he couldn't help but laugh.
This guy, it turns out that he is the yellow finch behind the praying mantis catching cicada yellow finch!
On the ground, the two halves of the body of the main body of the Zhongfu Gate were cut in two by the light of the ink and blue seals, and the left side was dark green, and the right side was jet black; And the two halves of the body that were cut open in the dark night were filled with black gas on the left, and the swords and guns were sharp, and the one on the right was much milder, and the mossy bridges and flowing water on the earth and rocks were shady with green trees!
"Sure enough, this devil's skills are superior, the main thing is not the laser god cut that suddenly fell from the sky in ink, it is estimated that he will become a little follower of the dark night, so in the future, will this Zhongshu Gate be the only way for the immortals in the Three Realms to enter the netherworld? Maybe it will become a passage to the Four Realms, or it will be an exclusive passage for the Demon Dao family to enter and exit the Three Realms. It's so dangerous! The black dragon looked at the four paper-like strange bodies on the ground, resisting the strange smell of bad luck, and muttered to himself faintly.
"The light of the Divine High Blue Seal has been collected, let's merge!" The black half of the door master said to the other half on the left.
"You're so dark, I don't want it! Hum! The other half of the green suddenly entered the castle of Zhongshumen and disappeared without a trace.
The black half saw it, and reluctantly disappeared into the castle.
However, a strange thing happened again, and I saw that the castle of Zhongjimen was split into two from the middle of the word "Su", and moved a few meters away to each side.
On one side of the 'medium film' and on the other side of the reverse 'film door' appearance, they all wear weird straw hats.
On the left is a green straw hat with the word "three", which is dark green throughout, and on the right is a black straw hat with the word "towel" that has fallen asleep.
They were like two oversized praying mantis facing each other, looking at each other hostilely across the straight avenue in the middle, turning the road between the two into a strange existence that was half green and half black.
Everyone is like earth, don't dare to say much, I really haven't seen this kind of scene, a person is better to understand the yin and yang, and this Zhongfu door master was divided by a sword of ink, and it was divided into two pieces that are not yin and yang, and the two pieces are not willing to merge together again!
"What a headache! How so? "The two little hearts of the master of the Zhongshu Gate jumped out of the two halves of his body respectively, and walked to the middle of the road, looking at this posture, they wanted to have a good talk!
On the other side, at the end of the road where the middle door was divided into two, the two halves of the dark night also started a new negotiation very strangely.
"You'll have to turn all those messy green hairs on your body into a single hair before I promise you to fuse the two of us together." The pitch-black and shiny half on the left said to the leafy half on the right.
"I can't go back! I don't want to do that. If I don't go back, we'll both die soon. The half of the green pine and bamboo standing on the right said to the left half quietly.
"Shhhh ......" The black dragon made a silent gesture to the big-mouthed rain smoke, stopping the rain smoke that was about to start babbling.
"No! If you don't come back, I won't agree to let you go home. If you come back, we will die the same, since we promised you to die, and if we don't promise you, we will also die, why don't we all die cleanly, lest we die late, and we will quarrel with each other and make trouble in the underworld, wouldn't it be a joke for ghosts. Therefore, you better not harm others and yourself, let's draw the boundary between the two places, and don't want to communicate with each other when we die. The left half is justified in convincing the right half.
"You're not right. If we don't fit in, and we go to the underworld after death, and the ghost king sees us, he will definitely not let us be reincarnated as human beings. He will say that two incomplete paper people can't be reincarnated, so let's honestly go to hell and stay! In order for us to be reborn, I think it's better to merge and then die. The right half also tried to convince the left half that he could be with him.
"No, no, no! …… You stink, don't you come in, don't you want to stink me to death, and then you will occupy this complete body alone, and let me go to the underworld alone, and be bullied and humiliated by the ghosts and brains of the underworld. Not! …… Not! I won't promise to kill me. The left half said huffingly.
"You...... Why are you so stubborn? If you don't agree again, I'm going to forcibly merge with me! Otherwise, there will be a fight, and whoever wins will listen to whomever it wants, do you dare? The one on the right said coldly.
The one on the left snorted coldly and said, "Who is afraid of whom!" Come. ”
They all turned around and walked back to their respective halves.
"Huh! They're going to war, aren't they? Yuyan finally couldn't help but smile and said to Tianzi and Miao Miao.
"I look like it." The Son of Heaven echoed her idol and said.
"This is the demon thought of the dark night and the ghost and fairy thought of the middle gate master, bewitched by the light of the blue seal of ink, intertwined with each other, and used the original spirit to hurt each other and be hostile to each other! These two are afraid that they will not be able to escape this catastrophe. Unless......" Miao Miao said, looking up at the cloud disk that Qiu Yue and I were driving, and didn't say any more.
"Do you really want to watch the love of the Demon Venerable and the Emperor of Tianqi dying under the bewitchment of the blue seal of ink? You're not afraid ......," Qiu Yue also persuaded me to come.
Seeing that I gave her a blank look, she glanced at me, and consciously did not say anything further.
"Leave it alone, watch the show first! I've got my own measure. This is a test of which black goods are testing the blue seal light of ink and wash to what realm. You see, he'll come up and beg both of us in a moment. I said.
When Qiu Yue saw me say this, she breathed a sigh of relief and concentrated on watching the play.
On this side, half of the little hearts of the two masters of the Zhongshu Gate also collapsed, so they angrily returned to their own half of their bodies.
After a while, they each dragged half of the Brahma halberd and walked out again.
Standing on the road that belonged to their own half, they both said to each other at the same time: "Then fight, whoever loses will get out, and the points will be won by listening to each other." ”
Two little people, one black and one green, forty or fifty centimeters, picked up the half-missing Brahma halberd, and you fought back and forth on the street between the two halves of the castle.
Because they knew each other's moves and mana, immortal energy, soul power, and aura very well, neither of them could hurt anyone, and they only sat on their own half of the street with a hoarse voice, panting heavily.
In the wilderness outside the city gates, half of the small hearts in the two halves of the night's bodies also began to attack each other fiercely.
Compared with the two halves of the Zhongshu Sect Master, the two halves of the dark night's little heart that is neither yin nor yang are not so polite, all kinds of mana, immortal energy, soul power, and spiritual energy are taken out one by one, and they are all thrown at each other.
Why do you say it's thrown? Because they still know each other too well, so although they all have the idea and idea of killing each other, and they have also taken action, but in fact, they can't hurt each other's hair at all, it's just a waste of effort, and they just toss around blindly!
After they threw all the swords, guns, swords, halberds, earth, stones, bricks, grass, trees, bamboos, and pines on their bodies, they sat down hoarsely exhausted, spit out turbid breath, and said almost at the same time: "Don't fight!" Don't fight! Tired of an immortal plank. ”
"We should find someone to evaluate the reasoning, otherwise it won't be a problem to be deadlocked like this!" The left half of the middle door master's body said to the other half.
"But there's no right person here! It's all children, or it's a cunning guy, and they can't be trusted. The other half said.
"How about finding that little brother who cut us? He seemed more honest. The left half said.
"Hmmm! He is indeed sincere, but which black dragon will instigate him to do bad things for us, no, no. The other half said.
The hearts of the two halves of the body of the dark night saw the two halves of the body of the Zhongshu Gate Master discussing to ask someone to be the referee, so they glanced at each other, and shouted at the same time: "The vice president of the Holy Spirit has extraordinary insight and experience, and she can be this referee." ”
The Holy Spirit glanced at the black dragon, and then at the two pairs of small people in front of her who were incomplete with half of their bodies, she smiled slightly, and said, "I won't judge, and I haven't done it before." However, we have someone here who can restore you to your original state, but you have to worship at his door and swear to follow him forever and listen to his commands. ”
"Who? If it's a black dragon, then forget it, I'd rather die than mess with him, his ghost idea is too fucking much, we will definitely be guts. The man of the four half-incomplete pieces of paper said in unison.
"It's not the Black Dragon Venerable, it's the little kid who cut you open." The Holy Spirit said with a smile.
Without waiting for others to answer, the Holy Spirit had already angrily snorted at the black dragon and signaled him to hurry up and save the people.
"I want to contribute to their master and apprentice, and you, the vice president, are really a wreck." The black dragon muttered, and then quietly wrote a wisp of cloud book, which secretly entered Ink's mind.
Shui Mo suddenly saw Uncle Black Dragon hand him a small piece of floating clouds, so he gently took it in his hand.
If you take a closer look, it turns out that he is called the master of the Zhongshu Sect and the senior brother of the dark night! There are also specific methods and tips for saving people.
"It's so easy!" Thinking about it, Shui Mo took the cloud sword back from the light of the blue seal, turned into a wisp of white cloud around his waist, and then gradually withdrew the beam of the incomparably powerful drop of blue seal light released from his palm.
The two pieces of paper from the middle gate and the two pieces of paper from the dark night divine light suddenly seemed to have a super attraction to each other, and they instantly involuntarily moved closer to each other.
Just before the two halves of the Zhongshu Gate and the two halves of the Dark Night Divine Light were about to merge into their original appearance, a clear and incomparably clear stream of water appeared out of thin air, and the palms of the two palms of the ink quickly rushed towards the door master and the dark night.
Boom! With a bang, the sound of the mountain and the tsunami sounded in the Zhongshumen Castle, and everyone stood under the castle as if they had been baptized by the surging river.
The paper man disappeared, and the owner of the Zhongshu Gate and the dark night returned to their original appearance, but they were all over the body, so they were not embarrassed.
"Hehehehehe! Ink, you're taking a bath for all of us, aren't you? The rain and smoke rushed towards the ink wet, and she was stuck in the arms of the ink, and she hugged the ink and laughed delicately.
Ink looked at the rain and smoke, the two fleshy and delicate peaks were close to his chest, the ink taste was dry, and he felt as if he had been suddenly stuffed with two cotton balls in his chest.
He wanted to push away the rain and smoke, but he didn't dare to do it, and his mood was very complicated......!
The master of the Zhongshu Gate looked at the castle in front of him as if it had just been fished out of the river, black at all, dark green much lighter, a blue sky and white clouds-like color on the castle kept wandering and intertwining, as if it was reinforcing the reinforced concrete of the castle.
"This kid, the future god of war, there's nothing wrong with him." Thinking like this, the master of the middle gate knelt under his castle with a puff as soon as he turned around, and banged his head towards the ink.
Seeing it in the dark night, not to be left behind, he also knelt down with a puff, and kowtowed a few times.
"Please also ask Senior Brother Ink to ...... Oh! No...... Please ask the water master to accept the dark night, and the dark night will obey the master's orders, and serve the master before and after the saddle. Lying on the ground in the dark night, he said excitedly.
"Master, I will accept the Zhongfu Gate first, and I will worship the master first." The master of the middle gate also prostrated on the ground and said categorically.
"Don't get excited! Don't get excited! He's still a kid, you two are tens of thousands of years old, don't do this, don't do this! It's a little ink. Hei knew that he was in trouble, so he hurriedly stepped forward to stop and explain.
However, it was still a step too late, and the two old guys refused to agree to the death, and if the ink did not accept them as apprentices, they would have to kneel all the time.
The Holy Spirit, Pixiu, the Son of Heaven, and the little green cow all came forward to persuade them, but no one could take these two old monsters right! They believe that ink painting is their master, and they must always follow ink and wash around, and never say anything.
The quarrel of the crowd has already darkened the gentle trap of ink and rain and smoke.
Yuyan woke up from Ink's arms, looking at his jade-like skin looming, Ink's two small eyes were fixed on his daughter's peak, and his eyes turned around to look around, ignoring what was happening in front of him, as if he hadn't seen it.
Yuyan's cheeks were crimson, she raised her pink fist and slapped the ink, and said faintly: "Look at you, what are you doing?" It made all of us look like chickens in soup one by one. ”
After saying that, she was trachoma!
Because except for her, the master of the Middle Door and the three of Dark Night, the rest of the people had already dried their wet clothes with soul power.
"I don't want to do that either!" Ink said very innocently.
"Dare to say that you don't want to, you just did it on purpose, you want all of us to make a fool of yourself! Isn't it? I'll clean you up later. Yuyan saw that everyone was looking at her in unison, and her cheeks blushed more and more.
He knew that he was abrupt, so he quietly turned his back and secretly stirred up the heat wave of soul power immortal qi, and baked his clothes clean in an instant before turning back.
The ink did not come out in a state of confusion by the abruptness of the rain and smoke, and he muttered very innocently: "I really didn't mean to! ”
Yuyan will always be the first nemesis of his lawless primordial soul power, and there is no need for super soul power and immortal energy, a big little fairy is the future death of this great god!
Hahahaha!
I felt a hint of relief in my heart and slowly stood up.
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