Chapter 422: Adaptation
Alvin viciously commanded the hapless Shangqi to clean the restaurant.
Glancing at Frigga who was a little embarrassed, Alvin muttered in his mouth: "Can you put it away or not, the strongest mage in the Nine Kingdoms?" Ha~~"
Frigga glared at Alvin, who was scolding Huai, she was just a little distracted just now because she was thinking about something.
Didn't you catch little Ginny? Two small pets fell and broke a few glasses and a few bottles of wine, is it a thing?
Alvin was not afraid of the queen at this time, and while muttering angrily, he took a small computer and tapped to calculate the loss.
After a few minutes, Alvin checked it again and again, and felt that there should be no problem, so he wrote down a number on a piece of paper, pushed it in front of Friggya, and said, "Chenghui, 2,000 yuan!" Do you pay by card or cash? ”
Shangqi held a broom in his hand, and watched in amazement as his boss blackmailed an alien queen.
Shangqi just looked at it, and it broke eight glasses and a bottle of whiskey. What kind of computer can type the number 2000?
Frigga put her arms around little Ginny, kissed the little girl on the face, and said with a smile: "What should I do?" Grandma has no money to pay your father! Can Ginny help Grandma? ”
Little Ginny tilted her head and looked at Frigga, her little hand touched Friggia's face, thought for a while and said, "Otherwise, Grandma will stay and wash the dishes!" Giggles, it's fun to brush the dishes, I like to brush the dishes and play with the water. ”
Frigga rolled her eyes, nodded at the little girl's head, and then glanced at Alvin with a nose that wasn't a nose and a face that wasn't a face. Gritting his teeth, he took off a ring from his finger and strung it with a thread around little Ginny's neck.
After patting the little girl on the head who didn't understand her father's sinister intentions, Frigga glared at Alvin angrily and said, "Are you satisfied with this?" ”
Alvin glanced at the ring around Little Ginny's neck, tapped the bar with his finger, like a mean bank clerk asking for accounts, and said, "It doesn't look yellow or white, and it doesn't have a gem or anything, is it worth 2,000 yuan?" ”
Frigga angrily showed a ring set with a huge blue gemstone on her right hand, and said to Alvin, "This is my wedding ring, why don't I pay you off my debt?"
I'm guessing it's worth 2,000 bucks! ”
Alvin laughed dryly, where did he dare to answer, took her wedding ring, if old Odin went crazy, would it be better to beat him or not. What if you can't beat it and get beaten?
Handing the ugly Frigga a cup of freshly brewed coffee, Alvin said with a dry smile, "Isn't there a lot of children in the family!" The queen seems to be a generous person, um~~ You said yes, right? ”
Frigga couldn't find the pupils that rolled her eyes, and she hammered Alvin's arm angrily, and said, "That's the guardian ring of the Alfheim elves, it can protect little Ginny's heart from being polluted, and can also warn her when there is danger."
What do you think it is? ”
Alvin shook his head speechlessly, this thing can't put a fireball, ice arrow or something, what kind of magic ring is it? That is, it is more useful to protect the mind.
I just don't know if it can be on a rune or something? You can give it a try when you go back.
Quietly pushing the computer aside, Alvin said with a dry smile: "That thing doesn't look expensive, or you can send a message to that Yaheim and get a few."
If it doesn't work, I'll spend money to buy it, and they still have to give Queen Asgard face, right? ”
Frigga was laughed at by Alvin, glanced at a fat man at the door, and said with a smile: "I don't know if they want to sell it, I only know that the number of light elves is scarce, and it will take a long time for them to make a ring like this."
How much do you think they should sell for such a ring? ”
Alvin shook his head after hearing this, it seems that this light elf is really not very good, it is estimated that it is a person who trembles under Odin's obscenity.
It took a long time for such a ring to be made, and it was a miracle that these light elves were not extinct!
It only takes three seconds for Lao Tzu to make a magic ring! I'm one race like you!
The atmosphere waved at Frigga, and Alvin said boldly: "Money is not a problem, we have a big sponsor, as long as the ability to protect the soul is real, those elves can make any offer."
We give dollars, cash! If you want the right of abode, you can also negotiate! Someone in my school can make a "real" passport. ”
Frigga rolled her eyes, gave up on reasoning with Alvin, waved her hand very domineeringly, and said, "You can go and talk to the light elves yourself when you have time."
Now you're going to get rid of all the fools outside the door, and I can't believe you can allow so many people to peep outside the door. This is simply unimaginable in Asgard. ”
Alvin shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said, "My place is not the same as your palace, and there is nothing unpleasant about the Peace Hotel. ”
Looking at Frigga's eyes that were about to burn, Alven wisely closed his mouth.
This "old lady" is very difficult to handle! It's all like this, and it's too disappointing to have a "brush away" or something! Asgard's colorful elevators are so powerful, why wouldn't you want to go back?
If you stay here, if your hapless little son comes, will I cut him, or cut him, or cut him?
Helplessly glanced at the meaty "old lady" who was holding little Ginny and began to kiss the flesh, Alvin probed his brain at the door, and the fat agent who was afraid to come in with a bag of Coke beckoned him to come in.
Fat White Agent was stunned for a moment, and cautiously stepped into the door of the restaurant for the first time under the watchful eyes of the ghost wolves "Thor" and "Dom".
This is a huge step forward for him, and he and his colleagues have been staring at the Peace Hotel through surveillance for more than half a year, and this is the first time he has been here for identity reasons.
Even though the whole street knows what you do, it's stupid to have to keep yourself an agent.
Every time I went to the supermarket to buy Coke, the stupid cashier Kenny would ask himself, "Harvey, did anyone go to the Peace Hotel today to make trouble?" How does Saul and Dom's spirit look? ”
As long as you pretend not to know, Coke will be much more expensive at the checkout, and a few tally clerks with big shoulders and round waists will surround you after a few words of reasoning with him.
Now, I have to work hard to adjust my mentality to adapt to this place.
Agent Coulson's promised transfer request has not been approved, and it looks like he'll need to stay here for a long time. In order not to go crazy, it is a good choice to work hard to fit in.
And chatting with people from a few nearby streets about Alvin and the Peace Hotel gossip is the best way to bring everyone in.
When you meet a woman, you talk about what Alvin's girlfriend is wearing today, and when you meet a man, you talk about who came to find Alvin's trouble, and then "disappeared".
Everyone loves to listen to it, and they are very kind after listening to it, how good is this!
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Alvin looked at the fat white agent in front of him with a smile, pointed to the seat next to him, and said with a smile: "I know you, S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Harvey, you and your buddy, that young man named Bill live opposite." ”
Harvey smiled and put the supermarket shopping bag on the bar, rubbed his hands, looked at the time, and said, "It's a little early, but I think I should have a drink here." ”
Saying that, Harvey looked at Alvin and said with a smile: "Having a drink here, does it mean that I am one step closer to integrating here?" ”
Alvin laughed, picked up the whiskey and poured a glass for Harvey, saying, "I'm not a wolf's den here, and I don't eat people." You can come and sit here at any time.
I've heard that people as good-natured as John Cassini, the "ghostface" who lives across from you, are trying to beat you up.
Seriously, even though we're all men, it's a bit too much to be dirty like you! Didn't S.H.I.E.L.D. give you a little cleaning money or something? ”
Harvey smiled a little awkwardly, took a sip of his wine glass, sighed comfortably, and said, "It's been much better lately, we recently discussed with the FBI guy next door, and hired John's son and daughter to clean up for us."
Robin and Lisa are nice kids! ”
Alvin laughed and patted Harvey on the shoulder, this guy was a good man, and he clearly knew what he liked to hear.
They certainly can't hire cleaners in Hell's Kitchen, and it's best to find two children, who are sensible and industrious, and who can win their favor at a low price.
This guy is so good at being a man, it's a bit condescending to be an agent in S.H.I.E.L.D., haha~~
Filling Harvey's glass with whiskey, Alvin smiled and said, "Good guy! This cup is what I invited.
I'm guessing you'll get used to it easily! ”
Harvey shook his head with a wry smile and said, "It's not easy! You know, we are gods~~"
Alvin raised his hand to stop what Harvey wanted to say, and said with a smile: "So what? What does S.H.I.E.L.D. have to do with
You do your job, I don't care at all, you have a high-ranking agent who is still "working" at my girlfriend's, I don't mind! ”
Saying that, Alvin ordered the whiskey bottle on the bar, and said with a smile: "Next time, remember to use S.H.I.E.L.D.'s "public funds" to invite the people here to have a drink, I guess your life will be much better!" ”
Harvey finally relaxed completely at this time, raised his glass with a smile, drank the whole glass of whiskey in one gulp, took a comfortable breath, and said, "I think what you said makes sense." Bill was "locked up" here and was about to become depressed.
Now he can't sleep without smoking a single cigarette of marijuana a day.
I think it's time for him to get out and walk!
And the FBI guy next door, who had shut himself up and was about to stop talking. John's son, Robin, chatted with him for a few minutes a day and got a small tip. ”
Harvey poured himself a glass of whiskey, took a big sip, and said, "We have sufficient funds, it should be said that they are very sufficient, and now I have decided to spend them every month in the future."
Those officials don't know anything! will sit behind the desk and give orders. ”
Saying that, Harvey put down his wine glass heavily and scolded, "FUCK the ass of the one-eyed dragon~~"