Chapter 404: Not Yet
At this time, only three miles away from Lan County, an inconspicuous carriage drove by slowly, and there were still sugar pills and Chu Feng lying inside.
Originally, they should have entered the city yesterday, but there was a little problem in the middle, they actually encountered bandits!
The robbers in Jingnan Thirty-three Village are quite powerful, this Chu Feng knows, but he doesn't know that there are thieves so powerful, dare to run out and rob more than ten miles outside Lan County, and the magistrate of Lan County doesn't come out to take care of it?
The reason why Chu Feng was so resentful was because when the bandits came over, the crescent moon and the astrolabe didn't care about the two of them at all, and let the thieves throw him out of the carriage, and when he fell to the ground, his tail vertebrae were almost cracked.
The most tragic thing is that Chu Feng also rushed to the mountain, yes, he maintained the action of being unable to love the sky, and pointed straight to the sky with one foot in the posture of standing up to the sky.
What's even more tragic is still to come, this is special, there is actually a good Longyang in the thief, as soon as he sees Chu Feng's drooling of fine skin and tender meat, he has to worship at night.
That is, the sugar pill can't speak, otherwise it would have been out of a moat a long time ago.
But the fate of the sugar pill was not much better, and she was forced to run for several miles on the shoulders of a strong man, and her internal organs were about to vomit out.
Fortunately, the crescent moon still remembered the two of them, and successfully rescued the two before the 'worship of marriage'. At this point, Chu Feng has no love, and if he says it, his reputation is gone.
"We're going to enter the city soon, I'll unlock the acupuncture path for you now, but if you dare to have crooked thoughts again, be careful to lie like this for the rest of your life." The crescent moon walked in from the outside, and the first thing it did was to stand up.
Chu Feng blinked his eyes twice, a good man must be able to afford to put it down, no matter what, it can be stronger than now.
The crescent moon looked at the sugar pill again: "What about you?" ”
The big round and black eyes of the sugar pill turned around, and he seemed to be a little unconvinced.
"Then let's lie down." The crescent moon lifted the curtain of the carriage and was about to leave, and Sugar Pill blinked desperately.
Crescent nodded with satisfaction: "Very good, the rules are good, but before unlocking the acupoint, I still have to give you something to eat." "I took out two small balls from my sleeve pocket, which were red and red, and it was a little weird at first glance.
Chu Feng refused, the ghost knows if this thing is Gu or poison, anyway, looking at the appearance of the thin bamboo pole is ill-intentioned, maybe life is better than death, and he will be manipulated by the thin bamboo pole in this life, oh, this sad life, what nonsense.
"It's called a nemato, well, you guessed it, it's a type of Gu worm." The crescent moon seemed to be able to see Chu Feng's thoughts, and nodded appreciatively: "There is no other harm, but the mother Gu is here, and if you leave me ten zhang away, you will be heartbroken, and you can't wait to dig out your heart." ”
Chu Feng's eyes moved slightly, if it was a Gu worm, his eyes turned desperately to the sugar pill, hoping that the sugar pill could give him a positive look.
"Give it up. With her ability, she couldn't solve this third-level Gu worm. The crescent moon unceremoniously punctured Chu Feng's illusion, and said coldly: "Otherwise, you think I'm stupid and will give you the next Gu poison that you can get rid of by yourself?" ”
Chu Feng sighed leisurely in his heart, what if, he thought, what if you are stupid.
Under the absolute suppression, Chu Feng and Sugar Pill were forced to feed the nematodes, and when the crescent moon walked out of the carriage, the two of them were weak and could finally move.
"Wow, she actually fed me Gu poison and insulted my abilities!" As soon as Sugar Pill could speak, he screamed.
Chu Feng rubbed his sour legs and feet, got up and leaned against the wall of the carriage, raised his eyes and said, "Can you solve it?" ”
Sugar Pill snorted, twisted his face and said, "No! ”
"So she's not wrong." Chu Feng was speechless, no, he still shouted so loudly, did it look glorious or what?
Sugar Pill pouted and wrinkled his nose: "Anyway, the thin bamboo pole can't say that about me, I will definitely return it." ”
Chu Feng lazily pounded his legs, and went up like this for two days, his legs were about to break, and he was unconscious, he looked at the sugar pill and said, "I'll talk about it later, let's solve the actual difficulties at hand first." ”
"What's the hurry, I can't die for the time being." Sugar Pill crossed his hands and rested his chin on the back of his hand, "Thin bamboo poles and fat scales are not easy to deal with." "Her Gu worm has no advantage at all in front of these two people.
Chu Feng regretted a lot, he shouldn't have chosen the middle road at that time, how good it was for him to go to Qi County to drink Baijia wine, and now he is still at ease, sure enough, the people surnamed Tang were born against him.
"Poofhahahaha-" When Chu Feng was distracted, the sugar pill suddenly burst out into a series of laughs without warning, and finally rolled in the carriage with his stomach in his arms, "Hahahaha, it's so funny, old man, you were taken advantage of by a man for the second time." ”
Chu Feng's forehead slid down three black lines: "What is the first and second time, don't talk nonsense about things that don't have it." ”
"That's not it, last time you asked someone to throw it in the laughing spring breeze, I found it before the green finch." Sugar Pill laughed and spoke, saliva sprayed Chu Feng's face, "I also told Rong Ruo." ”
Chu Feng's face darkened, "So, who did you tell me?" ”
"It's not much, it's just a ......" Sugar Pill rubbed his stomach, he laughed just now, and now it hurts a little. 8090
Rong Ruo knew about this, Chu Feng found out on that day, so he was prepared, and just wanted to say that it was okay, but who knew that Sugar Pill broke his fingers and continued: "Then I met Duan Yi, Cai Die, Feng Wu, Banxia, Yue Gui ......" In the end, Mama Zhou was among them.
Chu Feng was about to go crazy, and said with a trembling heart: "Just tell me, who doesn't know?!" ”
Sugar Pill tilted his head, his big black eyes rolled around, and he smiled: "It seems that it is except for Mu Beichen." ”
Chu Feng tilted to the side, and the person 'fainted', he didn't want to speak, especially the sugar pills!
"Haha, old man, if you had visited the church with that bearded man last night, would you still have to enter the cave room, how did the man and the man enter the cave room?" The sugar pill squatted in front of Chu Feng, and even the depression of his own Gu poison was replaced by a huge curiosity.
Chu Feng refused to speak to Sugar Pill, and Sugar Pill poked Chu Feng's face, "Hey, old man, are you dumb?" ”
No matter how much the sugar pill provoked Chu Feng, he didn't want to open his mouth until Chu Feng's fragile little heart was repaired.
Except for Mu Beichen, that is, everyone who knows knows that he has a bit of, and he will hate the broken mouth of the sugar pill if he is asked to do it in the future.
The carriage suddenly tossed, and the sugar pills were relieved, but there were still soft tendons scattered on the body, so he pounced directly forward, pressing down on Chu Feng, who was lying down.
Don't look at the sugar pill is petite, it is still serious, and Chu Feng, who was pressed, didn't come up in one breath, and his heart hurt even more. Chu Feng's eyes looked at the sky with tears in his eyes, what kind of sin did he do to make such a scourge. I'm afraid that before the fate of the vat arrives, I will give the sugar pill to death.
"Old man, your bones are so hard, my forehead hurts so much." The person complained first, sat up and rubbed his round and smooth forehead, and said quite unhappily.
Chu Feng held his breath for a while: "Can you get up and talk first and sit on me...... "It's really heavy."
Sugar Pill seemed to think that this position was quite good, and he twisted his buttocks, tilted his head and said: "Hehe, I can't afford it, I can't afford it, who told you to ignore me just now, I'll crush you, crush you......"
"You ......" Chu Feng faced the unreasonable troubles of the sugar pills, and occasionally there were times when he couldn't help it, such as on the premise that his skills were exhausted now.
As soon as the curtain of the carriage door moved, the head of the astrolabe came in, and when he looked at it, his eyes widened: "You two ......"
Chu Feng stretched out a palm, and was just about to say come in and get the sugar pill away for him, but the astrolabe had already quickly withdrawn, and shouted in a loud voice that everyone within three miles of the neighborhood could hear: "Crescent moon, the adulterer and adulteress inside have been doing things for most of the day!" ”
Sugar Pill blinked: "What is the matter of dog cutting?" ”
Chu Feng tilted his head, it was better for him to faint to death, right?
Soon, the crescent moon opened the curtain of the carriage, and after taking a look, his face was full of intriguing expressions, "This kind of thing will continue at night, you guys come out for a while." "As soon as I solved the acupoint, the monkey was in a hurry like this, and it was still a long time, and they were all outside the carriage, it was really ...... In the words of the Central Plains, it is insulting.
"Why do you save it for the evening? I'm going to be daytime. Sugar Pill didn't care if she understood the crescent moon or not, anyway, she was always in the opposite tune.
The crescent moon couldn't help but twitch her face, looked at Chu Feng, who was pretending to be dead, and said to the sugar pill for a rare time, and said, "How can I find a person from the Central Plains with such a weak body, I can't do it before I start." ”
Sugar Pill stuck out his tongue: "Slightly, I'm happy, you can take care of it." ”
Chu Feng really couldn't listen to it, and raised his hand and said, "What's going on outside?" ”
"Give you a stick of incense time, and come out when you're done." After the crescent moon finished speaking, she also withdrew.
Sugar Pill made a grimace at the crescent moon, "Thin bamboo pole, dry pants, pants are dry, put on a white ass ......"
"Grandma, something is wrong, hurry down, let's go out and have a look." Chu Feng knew that this misunderstanding was unclear, so he grabbed the braids of the sugar pill and shook it, urging.
Sugar Pill jumped up and snorted, "If you say go out, then I won't be very faceless." ”
Chu Feng got up from the ground, straightened his cuffs and clothes politely, and said, "Then don't go out." ”
"Cut~ You don't let me go out, I want to go out." The sugar pill rushed in front of Chu Feng and opened the curtain of the carriage.
The two of them went out of the carriage one after another, the crescent moon and the astrolabe had already gotten off the carriage, standing on the ground on the side, not knowing what to see, seeing the sugar pill and Chu Feng appear, the crescent moon was surprised, and asked: "So fast?" ”
The corners of Chu Feng's mouth twitched, could it be that the women of Miao Jiang are so open, and they don't know what subtlety is at all?
"What did you call us to get out of the carriage for?" Chu Feng wittily changed the topic and didn't let the three Miao Jiang people get entangled in that issue anymore.
The crescent moon pointed forward: "There, you are from the Central Plains, go and see if you can recognize it." ”