Chapter 452: Programmer Mouse
Chapter 452: Programmer Mouse
With Master Zhijue's words, everyone had to believe in Yan Bo's divination results.
However, if you want to go, you still have to eat first, and when Master Zhijue finished speaking, it happened that the protein that Mr. Liu ordered also arrived.
Without saying much, everyone began to eat, but before eating, Master Zhijue still folded his hands and closed his eyes to read something, and Wang Fan was also chattering together.
In the end, everyone knew that Master Zhijue and Wang Fan were grateful for these foods that sacrificed their lives, in fact, they had to be grateful every time they ate them. It's just that Wang Fan is usually lazy, but now that Master Zhijue is here, Wang Fan has to accompany Master Zhijue.
After eating, Mr. Liu took out his mobile phone to contact Yan Buliu, while Zhang Yi and Yan Bo went next door to call Mr. Cang.
"Open the door!" Yan Bo knocked on the door.
"Check the water meter!" Zhang Yi followed.
"What's the noise...... "A scolding voice came from the room.
There was not much time for the words to fall, and when the door of the house opened, there was a "buzzing" sound and a smell of computer running.
"Mr. Cang!" Zhang Yi walked in the door and said, "Why did you pull up all the curtains!?"
"If you don't draw the curtains, will people see a hamster playing with a computer?" Teacher Cang said with a roll of his eyes.
"Then you go out for a walk and bask in the sun once in a while! It's not a thing to be in a nest! Yan Bo opened his mouth to persuade.
"I'm not free, I'm making money!" After Mr. Cang opened the door, he went back to the computer room and continued to knock.
At this time, Zhang Yi also found that the computer that Mr. Cang was typing was actually mini, which happened to match the size of Mr. Cang's body. Mr. Cang only needs to put his body in a nest and stretch out two little paws to hit the keyboard, unlike before, he had to stretch out his long legs and jump around on the keyboard.
"Where did you get this little computer?" Zhang Yi asked curiously.
"Do it yourself!" Mr. Cang typed the keyboard.
"It's amazing, even the computer can do it yourself!" Yan Bo couldn't help but exclaim.
"Hahahaha~~~ It's okay!" After Mr. Cang got up from the table, he crossed his hands on his waist and smiled arrogantly.
After laughing for a while, Mr. Cang stopped laughing and asked, "Why are you coming to me?"
"Did you commit something? Ask me to erase the record for you! Or do you have no money and want me to help you get some money? Teacher Cang asked.
"Can you make money?" When Zhang Yi heard this, his eyes immediately lit up.
It's also difficult for Zhang Yi, not to mention the heavy foreign debts, the money he finally earned was still pitted by someone, and he didn't have any business list recently, and Zhang Yi was very worried about next month's rent.
"You come back to me!" Yan Bo hated that iron could not be made of steel, and pulled Zhang Yi back, and said hatefully: "Look at your little bit of talent."
"What's up? It's not okay to make some extra money! Zhang Yi retorted.
"It's not because of your concubine that you've become so poor!" Yan Bo rolled his eyes and mocked.
"Oh, are you just going to use this to blackmail me!" Zhang Yi's eyelids jumped and said.
"That's right! It's not new, as long as it's easy to use! Yan Bo said shamelessly.
"I'll rub!" (งǒdishǒ) ง⁼³₌₃
"What's the matter, I told me that it hurts, and I'm angry?" The corners of Yan Bo's mouth lifted and said with a wicked smile.
"Alright, alright, if you want to fight, go out and fight! Don't fight here, break my miner! Teacher Cang waved his hand in disgust and issued an eviction order.
"Let you go!" After Zhang Yi said a cruel word to Yan Bo, he said to Teacher Cang: "Actually, it's really a bit of a matter for us to come to you!"
After that, Zhang Yi told Mr. Cang the ins and outs of the matter.
"Hmm~~~ yes?" Teacher Cang glanced at Yan Bo with a look of disbelieving.
Teacher Cang has always heard of Yan Bo's black hexagram technique, and now he suddenly heard that Yan Bo's black hexagram was not only not black but also accurate, and he didn't believe it for a while.
But in the end, Mr. Cang still believed Zhang Yi's words, not for anything else, just for the video of Wang Fan being beaten by Master Zhijue.
Because the distance between the two rooms was not very far, Mr. Cang directly lay on Zhang Yi's hand and went out of the room.
As soon as he got outside, Zhang Yi found that something was wrong with Teacher Cang, that is, the hair on Teacher Cang's body seemed to be a little sparse.
Before, because the light in the room was relatively dark, Zhang Yi didn't find it. Now that he came out, the light was sufficient, and Zhang Yi discovered Mr. Cang's abnormality.
"Huh!?" Yan Bo also seemed to have discovered Teacher Cang's heresy, and said, "Teacher Cang, does your mouse hair seem to have decreased?"
When the words fell, Yan Bo reached out and touched Teacher Cang's body, and directly touched a little mouse hair.
"it!" Zhang Yi exclaimed, "Is this the rhythm of baldness?"
"I've heard that there is a creature called a programmed ape that seems to have this symptom." Yan Bo slapped off the mouse hair on his hand.
"I've heard of it, and some people say that if you look at a certain level of ape, you can see that his hair is a lot less." Zhang Yi opened his mouth and said: "It is said that the strongest program ape is bare and does not grow a single hair on its head!"
"That's what you say!" Yan Bo looked at Teacher Cang and said, "Teacher Cang's technical level is just average!"
Teacher Cang didn't speak, he stood up directly, stretched out two fingers and compared them to Zhang Yi and Yan Bo. (convex ǒ dish ǒ) convex
After returning to the office, Teacher Cang immediately opened his eyes to Master Zhijue, who was meditating cross-legged and chanting, and stared at Master Zhijue with a pair of rat eyes.
Zhang Yi first threw away Teacher Cang at will, and Yan Bo went home to prepare things first, although according to Yan Bo's hexagram, as long as this trip is together, it is a great auspicious hexagram without death, but it is better to prepare a little guy.
Not long after Zhang Yi and Yan Bo left, Master Zhijue also happened to finish reciting the scriptures, slowly opened his eyes, and looked at Teacher Cang at first sight.
"Huh!? Are you a demon? Master Zhijue said leisurely.
"Master!" Teacher Cang stood up and bowed to the master with his hands folded.
"I can't imagine that in today's world, there are still demons!" Master Zhijue said with a little surprise.
"I don't know, how old is the rat donor?" Master Zhijue asked.
"I'm almost a hundred and fifty years old!" Mr. Cang replied.
"It seems that you have experienced the end of an era and the rise of an era!" Master Zhijue said with emotion.
"It's okay, it's okay!" Teacher Cang arched his little paws and said embarrassedly: "Most of the time is wandering around!"
In this way, one person and one mouse actually chatted, and the more they talked, the more hilarious they became!