Chapter 663: Daohe
Gently smiled proudly, and said: "I see that the two of you seem to be sincerely congratulating, you all say that I am a plague god, but which one is lucky for me?" I just fell asleep on the mountain, woke up and thought I was dead, but I didn't expect to go directly to the sky and become a god. It is said that there is also a thunderstorm, but I haven't seen thunder these days, and it's like this when I wake up, hahaha! ”
Luo Yuhan only then knew that this thing was really a step to the sky, and he flew into a god without doing anything, although he was a plague god, but he was indeed a little lucky, he didn't feel the pain caused by the thunder and flew up, although he was also unlucky in the heavenly realm, but life should be much better.
"Don't you have any idea how you ascended? That's really lucky, I don't think you're particularly unlucky, the really unlucky people may have died a long time ago, and you can be an immortal is already an unattainable dream of countless mortals. Luo Yuhan said sincerely.
Gentle then put down the fruit and said: "That's because you don't know how unlucky I was in the mortal world, I died countless times at that time, but I didn't die, I don't seem to be so unlucky when I say it's unlucky, what you said also makes a little sense, although it's unlucky, but it's good to be a broken fairy, I understand the congratulations of the two of you, go back quickly, stay with me for a long time, maybe you will be unlucky." ”
Luo Yuhan looked at the group of priests behind him who were still whispering and watching the excitement, then looked at the gentleness, and said, "I want to ask you something, can I go in and borrow a step to talk?" There was no ill will on the two of us. ”
Gently glanced at her, frowned, and said, "What can't be said here?" This group of priests in the heavenly realm avoided me, for fear that my bad luck would be passed on to them, but how could it be so magical, I have always been just unlucky myself, could it be that I can infect them and make them unlucky? If that's the case, can I give them my bad luck right now? The twitter hates to death! ”
As he spoke, he threw a fruit in his mouth, and suddenly exclaimed, "This fruit is so sweet, and it has no pit, and it is the best fruit I have ever tasted!" ”
At the same time, the priests who were watching the excitement outside began to have a situation inexplicably, some bit their tongues while they were talking, some fell down directly, and some were inexplicably hit by the flying crane dung, and they also began to scold in a hurry.
"Damn, it's a plague god, just a word makes me so unlucky!"
"Isn't it vicious? It's not like him, he cursed us inexplicably, and it all came true, it's disgusting! ”
"Why did the Heavenly Realm fly up such a thing, and the Heavenly Emperor didn't care? Hurry up and knock him out of the mortal world, such a thing is in the heavenly realm, and he will not be able to make yin tricks in the future. ”
"Don't scold, don't scold, wait for a word from others, we may be unlucky again!"
Fang Cai's gentle words, although these priests were far away, they all heard it, but they didn't expect it to really come true.
And after hearing these scoldings, Wen Wen was stunned and said, "How can this be? It turns out that my bad luck can also be shared with others, hahaha no wonder I feel relaxed at this time, it is estimated that it is because I will not be unlucky again, I can't imagine that there are such benefits when I ascend, so won't I be unlucky again in the future? ”
Luo Yu
Han didn't expect that Gentle Gentle's strength would increase greatly after his ascension, and even the priests could curse, but Luo Yuhan knew that Gentle was actually a person who had a lot of bad luck, and there was nothing else bad about it, not only that, but he was actually quite kind-hearted, and the reason why he didn't feel guilty about those priests at this time was probably because he felt that these little pranks were just harmless things, and it happened to be a punishment for this group of nasty priests.
Those priests scolded and scolded themselves, and some people warned Luo Yuhan and Mu Li while scolding: "What are you still talking to him so politely? He's a plague god, isn't your earth temple unlucky enough? ”
Luo Yuhan turned his head and grinned when he heard this: "It's because I was too unlucky to come to the plague god, seeing that the plague god has just shown his magical powers, he can transfer his bad luck to others, and maybe he can also transfer the bad luck of our earth god temple to other god temples, so wouldn't our earth god temple all get better?" ”
When Mu Li heard this, he immediately smiled and said: "What the fourth brother said makes sense, why don't you try it with the gods and goddesses present first, everyone is a colleague in the heavenly realm, I believe that the gods should not be so ruthless, this little favor should still be willing to help, right?" ”
After hearing this, all the priests looked at each other in disbelief, with a panicked and embarrassed look on their faces, and then they waved their hands and dispersed.
Seeing that those priests were gone, Wen Rou looked at Luo Yuhan and Mu Li lazily and said, "You two came to me for this matter?" But I can't do it, I don't do this kind of lack of morality, I've only been two days since I ascended, and it's been two days since they surrounded my broken house, coming and going, I really don't know what to see, but I've heard a lot of rumors, you two are the most unlucky immortals in the heavenly realm recently? ”
Luo Yuhan smiled and said, "How can you be considered the most unlucky?" I didn't think I was unlucky, and I did have something to do with you, and we wanted to talk about it privately. ”
Gently frowned: "Anyway, there is no one else now, if you want to say it, just say it, I don't think you two look like you have malicious intentions, so I said a few more words to you, hurry up and leave you, this heavenly realm is not at all different from what I imagined, there is no one who looks pleasing to the eye, no one is like a good person, but the big beauty that night seems to be not bad." ”
Mu Li said: "Then what do you think of the two of us?" ”
Gently glanced at him and said, "It's too ugly, it's about the same as me, and now it looks like a human, but it doesn't look like a good person, let's go!" ”
Luo Yuhan asked, "Then who do you think looks like a good person?" A good person doesn't have the word "good person" written on his face, you just came to the heavenly realm, and you don't know many things, don't you want to know more things? ”
Gentle and cold snort: "I'm not stupid, I'm just a little unlucky, I now feel that you two don't really have good intentions towards me, you just have other purposes for me, I won't be fooled, if you don't leave, be careful and curse you, I have always had the title of crow's mouth!" ”
Luo Yuhan said: "I have heard for a long time, when I was in the world, I once knew a girl, she said that she knew a particularly unlucky friend, she slept in the bridge hole with that friend, said some confidant words, and then separated, and when I went to find that person, that person was gone, but that girl knew that the person's name was gentle." ”
Wen Rou suddenly became excited when she heard this, and said to Luo Yuhan: "You actually know her?" Is the girl okay now? She's a good girl, and I'm the only friend in the world, but then she and I were together for a long time and then followed the bad luck, I didn't expect her to come back to me later, maybe she fell in love with me...... It's good that I'm gone, otherwise I wouldn't have been implicated in her bad luck? How did you meet her? Is it her friend too? ”
Luo Yuhan went to find Wen Rou later, but he had long since disappeared.
"It's a friend, that girl wants me to tell you, no matter what the environment is, you have to protect yourself, it's not easy for you to soar to your current position, don't give up your life easily, if there's anything you really can't solve, you can come to the temple to find the two of us." Luo Yuhan thought for a while and said.
Wen Rou was silent for a moment and said, "How is she doing now?" Isn't she an ordinary person either? How else would you know that I have ascended? At that time, I thought she was a little weird, forget it...... I don't bother to ask, I think this heavenly realm is not as simple as I imagined, these immortals are the same as a group of long-tongued women, and there is no difference between them and the human world, you also tell her for me, and protect yourself, if she is in danger, remember to tell me, maybe I can help! ”
As soon as Luo Yuhan mentioned himself at the beginning, his gentle attitude immediately became a lot better, and even the tone of his voice to the two of them was much better, I don't know what he experienced after he and Luo Yuhan separated, in short, although the current gentleness is still stupid, but it is a lot calmer.
"Don't worry, I'll tell her, you'll meet again sooner or later." Luo Yuhan nodded and reassured, feeling a little inexplicable in his heart, at that time, Pingshui met and cherished each other, but he didn't expect to meet again in this situation now, Luo Yuhan felt that everything was doomed in the dark.
She didn't expect Gentle to have such a high opinion of herself at the beginning, she was his only friend in the world, and now she was immediately much friendlier just when she heard that she knew that girl, but Luo Yuhan felt that Gentle seemed to have grown a lot inadvertently, and this change made Luo Yuhan a little sad.
Seeing that Wen Rou didn't encounter anything very difficult in the heavenly realm, Luo Yuhan also put his mind at ease for the time being, but he was still thinking about that fragment in his heart, so he said to Wen Rou: "Can you give me your hand?" ”
Gentle stunned, "What are you doing?" You're sick, you can't just want to do something to me just because you know her, right? I'm telling you I'm not that kind of person, and I'm not good at that, I'm ...... Why are you still doing it yourself? Don't touch my hand? A big man touched my hand, goosebumps rose, what about the big beauty that day? Help me! Someone has forcibly touched the plague god, is there any royal law in the heavenly realm? ”
Luo Yuhan had a black line, let go of his hand after touching two handfuls, and said, "What are you shouting and screaming?" It's just two touches on you, do you have anything to lose? ”
Gentle retracted her hand a little frightened and said: "I wasn't so scared, but the problem is that as soon as you touched me, I immediately felt trembling, and even had a little telepathy, which made me doubt my sexual orientation, I haven't pulled the girl's little hand yet, and I was taken advantage of by you, this feeling of electric shock is really disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting!" ”.
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