Chapter 47: Asking the Ghosts and Gods (Fourth Watch)
"Yes, tell us about it." Tao Liuyi raised his eyes when he heard this, looked at Yao Changsheng calmly and said, "Let me also listen to the outside world before I die, listen to the previous things, and see the place where we live." ”
"Yes, yes, I don't know anything in my life except farming." Tao Fifteen also came to say with interest when he heard this, "I am trapped in a world like an old scalper, and I don't know anything about the outside." ”
"Then I'll tell you about it." Yao Changsheng cheered up and looked at them and said, he also wanted to divert his attention, he couldn't think nonsense, he couldn't scare himself.
"This is recorded in the history books, the three emperors and the five emperors ......" The young man's unique immature voice slowly said the history of this land.
"Wait...... Wait a minute, Mr. Yao. Tao Qini stopped him when she heard this.
"What's wrong?" Yao Changsheng raised his eyes and looked at her through the bonfire puzzled.
"Can we understand what you're saying?" Tao Qini tilted her head at him.
Yao Changsheng's gaze swept over the three members of the Tao family when he heard this, and it was obvious that there was confusion in his eyes, in short, he couldn't understand!
"How so? What I said is recorded in the history books. Yao Changsheng looked at them with some incomprehension, "That's what I said." ”
"Mr. Yao, what you said is very literary, and it is also true. Mr. Yao, it's better if you're just shaking your head, old pedant. Tao Qini looked at him with red eyes and said with a smile.
Yao Changsheng sensed the problem when he heard this, they didn't know a single big word, and he read it according to the script, so they naturally couldn't understand the meaning of the anger.
Some major events have only a few words in the history books, such as now, the Central Plains is in drought, the people are fleeing, the city is empty, and people are dying.
This history book is indeed concise and concise, and the words are concise, and this simplicity can be understood.
But there are more words and sentences in the history books, and it is a little difficult for the three members of the Tao family to read.
But this girl doesn't know what politeness is.
"I read according to the book! Is there something wrong? Yao Changsheng deliberately pretended to be stupid.
"Nier, I understand!" Tao Fifteen hurriedly said, although he had to touch it twice in his mouth.
"Yes!" Yao Changsheng's eyes were full of smiles, and he looked at Tao Qini with bared teeth and said with a smile.
"Hey......" Tao Qini glanced at him angrily and said, "You can't explain complex things simply, and you can't explain awkward things in plain language, because you haven't read the book knowledge thoroughly, you haven't understood it deeply, and you don't dare to talk about it simple for fear of making mistakes." ”
Yao Changsheng looked at her in astonishment and pointed at himself, "I'm afraid of making mistakes, my knowledge is not solid." He straightened up and said, "I'll tell you that the history book Lao Tzu is reciting it backwards." ”
"Oh! It's like a stream! Tao Qini's eyes were beating with flames, and she tapped her head lightly, "Then how can Sage Kong teach according to his aptitude!" Gee...... That's the master, and the one who can tell the light is the one that has gone deeper. Mr. Yao doesn't know this. He said with a smile in his eyebrows, "Edutainment is a kind of realm. He looked at him with raised eyebrows and said, "It seems that you haven't reached it yet!" ”
The agitation method doesn't work for herself, but she is right, teach students according to their aptitude.
"You see if I will." Yao Changsheng looked at her and snorted when he heard this, and sat back on the straw mat.
Sure enough, the language was changed, and the humor became funny, and the Tao family listened to it with relish.
Tao Qini looked at him and kept pursing her lips and said, "That's it for now!" ”
There is no water, and I keep talking, this voice is unbearable.
Tao Qini then said, "Look! My theory of immortals in the Land Temple is very correct! ”
Hearing this, Shen Shi recalled her astonishing remarks and said, "Yes! Oh, yes! The gods were also pushed up by the common people. ”
"This immortal also has to work, and if he doesn't work, there will be no incense." Tao Liuyi looked at them and smiled stupidly.
"Our immortals don't have a holiday during the New Year." Tao Fifteen said with a smile, "Xiao Nian sent the stove king, Chinese New Year's Eve to welcome the God of Wealth, they are very busy!" ”
"Our immortals do things for the people." Tao Qini looked at them with crooked eyebrows and said, "So they are famous in history!" Remembered from generation to generation. ”
"Hehe......" The three members of the Tao family had a silly smile on their faces, dispelling the uneasiness.
"Is it useful for us to ask for immortals now?" Tao Liuyi suddenly knelt on the straw mat and said.
"I don't usually burn incense, I cram for a while, does this work?" Tao Fifteen looked at them and said hesitantly.
Shen, who was sitting cross-legged, knelt directly on the straw mat, "It doesn't work, let's worship first." ”
Tao Qini shook her head and laughed when she heard this, she was really a man of action.
"Nier, stop giggling, get on your knees!" Shen pulled her arm and said.
This is to adjust the atmosphere, where can it really work! This doesn't ask the common people to ask the ghosts and gods!
"Hurry! Don't be stunned. Shen was so strong that he pulled her and fell on top of him.
"I kneel, I beg. Don't. Tao Qini looked at her and said hurriedly.
"Mr. Yao, Mr. Yao." Tao Fifteen looked at him and plucked up his courage and whispered.
Leaving his name in history, Yao Changsheng gritted his teeth in his heart and said: What is he? Is it a stench for 10,000 years?
"You're calling me?" Yao Changsheng came back to his senses and looked at him and said, after glancing at the situation in front of him, "You won't let me kneel too!" He pointed to himself in surprise.
"That...... Mr. Yao, we'll have to try anyway. Tao Fifteen looked at him pleadingly and said.
Yao Changsheng lightly bit his pale lip, which was simply impossible, lowered his head, sneered at this, raised his eyes slightly, and looked at their expectant gaze.
"I'll kneel." Yao Changsheng knelt down and looked at the blue sky, full of stars, "Ask God to open your eyes!" ”
"Ask for the Heavenly Gods and Buddhas!" Tao fifteen clasped his hands together and kept praying.
"Let's be specific." Tao Qini's dark eyes turned slightly.
"Then ask God to give us water." Tao Fifteen immediately said when he heard this.
"And food!" Tao Liuyi said hurriedly.
"Then we might as well beg God to send us out directly." Shen Shi said dryly when he heard this.
"Mother, you can't be too greedy." Tao Qini looked at them and shook her head and smiled.
"It's too much." Shen immediately changed his words and said, "Then let's just ask for water and food!" ”
Practical enough, pragmatic enough!
"Now it's okay!" Yao Changsheng looked at them naively, and the most annoying self was actually doing despicable things with them.
"It's okay, it's okay." Tao fifteen said stupidly.
"Trapped me, sleep!" Yao Changsheng said and lay on the straw mat, stretching his waist, and he didn't know that he was hungry when he fell asleep.
Tao fifteen threw the firewood into the bonfire, and the dry firewood was blazing, and the flame was soaring.