Chapter 45: How did the banana come about?
The second brother Ye Wu sat on a small chair picking peanuts, chatting about how to pick wild fruits, and wiped his face with his arm as he spoke, but he didn't know whether he was wiping saliva or sweat.
After sitting for less than half an hour, he began to twist his butt again, his little feet stepped on the dirt, his little eyes looked at the sky again, and his little paws covered his buttocks again, "Sister, I'm a little anxious, I'm going to poop." ”
"Go ahead and come back early."
The second brother Ye Wu exhaled and ran out in a hurry, really afraid that his sister would regret it.
Ye Zi looked at the door, the second brother Ye Wu had already run away without a trace, shaking his little brain, he was really lazy and urinated.
Ye Zi is not the only one in the Hedi house, but there is a position in each family, no one is in the adjacent position, someone is far away or in the next room, how can they talk, shouting loudly?
I don't want to, I'm thirsty when it's hot, I will have a sore throat when I shout loudly, I will have a hot chair when I sit down, and my butt hurts when I sit on a chair all day, so I can only sit and stand for a while.
This time, I didn't have to wait long, the second brother Ye Wu came back, and he came back when he came back, sneaky and wild? What's wrapped in a straw hat? I don't know if the straw hat is very expensive, or the straw hat that has not been bought for a few days, the loser.
The second brother Ye Wu entered the Hedi house, looked around, and found that no one paid attention to him, so he ran to Ye Zi quickly, handed the straw hat to Ye Zi with both hands, and said with a smile: "Sister, hehe...... I found ripe bananas, which, several." ”
Ye Zi looked at the straw hat, it was really a banana, a few very ripe bananas, smelling fragrant, this thing is very rare in this era, it should be something that can be eaten, "Second brother, where did you find this banana?" ”
The second brother Ye Wu twisted his ass a little embarrassed, and then reached out to touch his hair before whispering: "Sister, let me tell you quietly, don't tell others, tell others that you will beat others."
Ye Zi looked at the second brother, this child knows the benefits and steals, the thief is bold, of course he doesn't talk about it, he stole it back, let the owner know to find his parents to compensate, the loss of money is a trivial matter, the key is to have a good reputation, Ye Zi thought about it, and said to the second brother Ye Wu:
"Second brother, don't steal it in the future, you know, I won't tell others, these few will be kept at home to eat with my parents and big brother, right?"
"Mm-hmm, okay, sister, I'll listen to you."
"Second brother, where did you find the banana, what did you use to knock it down?" Ye Zi collected the bananas, and it would be a disaster for people to see them.
"Sister, it's in the banana forest at the back, I went to the convenience just now, and I saw that the banana was ripe, so I found a bamboo pole to shoot it down." The second brother Ye Wu touched his head again with some embarrassment.
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Ye Zi was speechless, where is it convenient for this kid to go here, he is looking for something to eat, it's really weird, yes, it's convenient to look at the sky, and it's not strange to see bananas.
"Don't steal from anyone else next time, you know? I've heard people say that people who steal things will be caught by the police, those who close the dark room, and those who want to eat fruits, most of the wild fruits outside. "Don't be careless because of these bananas, steal needles when you are young, steal gold when you are big, and educate children from an early age about the three views.
"Sister, you know so much, I won't steal in the future, I don't want to be arrested by the police, I don't want to live in a dark room, woo woo woo ......." When the second brother Ye Wu heard Ye Zi's words, he shrank down in fear, and then he was too afraid to cry, but he didn't dare to shout loudly, only whispered and cried loudly.
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"Why are you crying, Ye Wu, let your sister cry?" The people in the distance in the house didn't know the situation, and when they saw them talking, Ye Wu cried, thinking that his sister was bullying him.
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Now Ye Zi is really speechless, wronged, wronged, don't imagine that I am like a tigress, okay? The ladylike image of the baby, ah.......
"It's none of my sister's business, it's my toothache." The second brother Ye Wu made a gesture and touched the position of his face teeth with his little paws.
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Other people were embarrassed to say it, and shook their heads with a smile.
Ye Zi looked at the second brother Ye Wu, this kid is too talented, it's a pity not to be a star, he doesn't have to make a draft when he tells a lie, he is a little anxious.