Chapter 276: Dampness
Liu Ruyan didn't expect Wang Tieyan to make such a dirty request to herself.
In front of her mother and sister, she was angry and ashamed, "Wang Tiedan! Don't go too far! I won't grant you this request even if I die today! ”
Wang Tiedan laughed angrily: "Don't you think you've gone too far? Less nonsense, hurry up and take it off! Otherwise, you will die alone, and your whole family, including this little white face, will have to bury you! ”
Lian Tian patted her on the shoulder gently, "Don't pay attention to this fool." ”
He looked at Wang Tiedan, and said lightly, "Don't scare us, if there is really a kind, you can pull it directly." If I frown, then I will be raised by you! ”
Wang Tiedan said angrily: "You are so strong, aren't you? Do you think I really don't dare to pull?! ”
"To tell you the truth, I'm here to die with you today!"
Lian Tian shrugged his shoulders indifferently, "Whatever." Things are in your hands, pull them or not at will. You can't escape anyway, it's a big deal, let's go to the west together. ”
Although Lian Tian was very calm on the surface, he was actually panicked in his heart.
But he can't help it, he can't really let Liu Ruyan take off his clothes in front of Wang Tiedan, right?
If you really do this, don't say whether you are worthy of being this young owner, then you are not even worthy of being a man!
"Brother Liantian!"
Liu Ruyu was so frightened that she howled and cried, and threw herself into Lian Tian's arms.
Lian Tian rubbed her head, "Don't be afraid, Xiaoyu." You even have a friendship with the Buddha of the Western Heavens, even if we go to the Western Heavens, we can eat and drink spicy food. ”
Liu Ruyu choked up and said, "But I haven't been in love yet, and I don't want to die so early!" ”
Aunt Wu also walked over and said with relief, "Xiaoyu, it's a little bit out of breath." Don't let Wang Tiedan look down on us. ”
She also figured it out, since it was her daughter who did it, she had to pay it back as a mother, but it was a pity that people were in trouble.
Aunt Wu apologized and said, "Xiaolian, our family is really sorry for you." You've helped our family so much, and you've dragged you down in the end. ”
Lian Tian smiled and said, "Auntie, we are all a family now, so I won't talk about these two families." ”
Liu Ruyan was about to blame herself for dying, and she was completely to blame for what happened to this day.
If he hadn't been a demon and hadn't provoked the difficult guy Wang Tiedan, then his family wouldn't have to suffer this catastrophe.
She burst into tears and said, "It's all because I hurt everyone, even the sky, if it doesn't work, I'll listen to him, as long as everyone can survive..."
"Shut me up." Lian Tian said gently, "If I really let you do this, then am I still a man?" I'm not even a man anymore, so what's the point of living? ”
Liu Ruyan also buried her head deep in Lian Tian's arms, crying bitterly, "I'm sorry... I'm sorry. ”
Seeing that the family of four had all explained what had happened, Wang Tiedan smiled angrily, "Okay!" I didn't expect you to be really special, there is no one who is not afraid of death, since this is the case, I will fulfill you! ”
"Liu Ruyan, let's see you in the next life! Even if I get to the Netherworld, I'm going to get you! ”
“biu!”
Wang Tiedan pulled out the fuse without hesitation.
"Ahh Days! ”
"Ahh Brother Liantian! ”
The two sisters hugged Liantian one left and one right, crying loudly.
Only Aunt Wu smiled calmly, "Boss, I came to you with the children." ”
She has been too bitter in her life, and she has had enough of it a long time ago.
Death is not a relief for her.
Wang Tiedan also tilted his head back, closed his eyes tightly, and wanted to crush his teeth.
Truth be told, he was scared too.
If Lian Tian and Liu Ruyan hadn't been forced to be completely helpless, he wouldn't want to take this road.
But after waiting for a long time, I didn't hear the expected deafening explosion.
Lian Tian slowly opened one eye, only to see Wang Tiedan groping for something all over his body.
"Damn, this thing hasn't been too wet for too long! What about my fire? ”
Lian Tian breathed a long sigh of relief. In an instant, cold sweat ran down his forehead.
I really walked out of the ghost gate today.
He patted the two sisters, "It's okay, open your eyes." This bastard scares us with a fake one. ”
The sisters opened their eyes and saw that what they expected did not happen, so they hugged Aunt Wu and cried bitterly.
Wang Tiedan scolded: "Who said this is fake? Lao Tzu, it's true! It's just that it's damp, and when I find the fire, I'm going to blow you up to the ground. ”
"Then you can find it slowly." Lian Tian smiled and said, "I'll show you a real guy." ”
As he spoke, he pulled out the pistol behind his waist and fired three shots into the sky.
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
The sound was so loud that even the electric car outside the door sounded the alarm, and half the village dogs barked after it.
Aunt Wu and the three of them were also frightened by this meeting, and hurriedly ran to the back with their heads in their hands.
Wang Tiedanxin said that he was wrong, he was playing Dafa today, and it is estimated that this life will be explained here.
Not to mention the chain of explosives at a critical time, I didn't expect people to carry such a terrible guy!
Lian Tian walked over slowly and pointed a gun at his eyebrows, "My thing is not damp, you have to be careful." ”
"Gollum."
Wang Tiedan swallowed and foamed, "Big brother, have something to say." Don't take this thing out, it's all illegal, Aunt Wu is so worried. ”
Lian Tian smiled faintly, "Kneel." ”
"Poof!"
Wang Tiedan almost didn't hesitate, and immediately knelt on the ground.
"Big brother, I was just joking with you, don't take it seriously. Look at me like this, how can I have the courage to die with you! ”
"What a joke! Big brother, can you put this thing away first? Weird and scary. ”
Lian Tian said, "Scary? What did you just scare me? The whole explosives are tied to the body, what are you going to do with me to shoot a TV series? ”
As he spoke, he turned the gun in his hand and smashed it into Wang Tiedan's face with the grip of the pistol.
I smashed five or six times in a row, and each one used all my strength.
The blood on Wang Tiedan's face was like a broken water pipe, gushing out.
Even his front teeth were knocked off several times, and he begged for mercy with a mouthful of blood, "Big brother, as long as you can dissipate your anger, you can fight as much as you want today." As long as you can spare me a little life! ”
"I've lived half my life, and I haven't even touched a woman's hand, if I die like this, then it's a loss to live in this life!"
"I really don't know what to say about you shit, what are you thinking about all day?" ”
The more he spoke, the more angry he became, and then he raised his hand to smash it again.
Aunt Wu suddenly came up and stopped, "Xiaolian, you can't fight anymore, if you continue to fight, you will die." You hurry up and put this thing away, don't scare Auntie, okay? ”
Liu Ruyan also came up and grabbed Lian Tian's arm, "You just listen to my mother, hurry up and put this thing away." ”
Lian Tian nodded, and put the gun back into the lower back.
For the average ordinary person, this guy in his hand is indeed a little too scary.
"Auntie, what do you want to do with this guy?"
Aunt Wu sighed, "What else can I do?" Everyone is a neighbor in the street, and they don't see anyone who looks down. ”
"As long as he promises that he will not come to harass our family in the future, you can let him go."
Wang Tiedan was overjoyed when he heard this, and immediately knelt on the ground and kowtowed.
I thought I was in a catastrophe today, but I didn't expect it to be a desperate spring again!
"Auntie, I promise you, I promise your whole family, from today onwards, my Wang Tiedan will never set foot in your village again!"
"I will never trouble Liu Ruyan and Liu Ruyu again, as long as you can release me today, then you will be my reborn parents from now on!"
"Nope! You're closer than my biological parents! I'll go home and immediately offer your photo, kowtow three times a day, one stick of incense in the morning and evening, and don't pull it for a day! ”
looked at Wang Tiedan, who was kneeling on the ground and crying and howling, full of ugliness, kicked him in the chest and kicked him directly to the ground.
"Pigs and dogs are not as good as things, wasn't it quite arrogant just now? Dare to beat my daughter-in-law's crooked idea, if you don't kill you today, you're lucky! ”
Wang Tiedan buried his head on the ground, trembling all over, and said, "As long as the eldest brother doesn't kill me today, I promise that I will never beat the idea of Sister Liu Ruyan in the future." ”
Hearing this, Liantian suddenly had a murderous intent again, but he didn't expect that this Wang Ba Lizi was not only thinking about Liu Ruyan, but also thinking about his sister Liu Ruyu.
I really don't know how many pounds and taels I have, I look like a toad, and I dare to think about two whooper swans at the same time.
However, he has already promised Aunt Wu, and now it is not good to ask for his life again.
As long as he can guarantee that he will wash his heart and revolution in the future and no longer come to disturb the life of Aunt Wu's family, then let him go.
"Get out of here immediately, dare to appear in front of me in the future, I will definitely blow your head out without saying a word!"
Wang Tiedan's face buried in the ground suddenly floated with a sly smile, "I know, I know, I'll get out." ”
Wang Tiedan got up and was about to leave, and Lian Tian said again, "Wait a minute, take off this thing on your body." Next time you dare to use this thing to scare people, even if you die together, Lao Tzu will fight with your life! ”
"Don't dare, don't dare, never again." Wang Tiedan assured as he took off the explosives on his body.
After he left, he went up to check it out, and he was scared out of a cold sweat.
I didn't expect Wang Tiedan's calf to be such a tiger, and the things he brought turned out to be real.
"Wu... Aunt Wu. Even Tian stammered when he spoke, "How can Wang Tiedan have such a thing?" ”
Aunt Wu thought for a while and said, "His father used to secretly open a mine in the mountains, so he should have stayed at that time." Our place is very humid, and it is estimated that they did not pay attention to the storage, which made it damp. ”
Lian Tian kept muttering in his heart, "God bless, God bless." ”
It's a good thing that this thing got wet, otherwise the consequences would have been unthinkable.
His happy life has just begun, and he almost let Wang Tiedan, a stunned man, be ruined.
Liu Ruyu came over and said angrily, "Mom, why did you let him go so easily?" He scolded me like that just now, I should let Brother Lian Tian clean him up! ”
"Say less." Aunt Wu glanced at her, "We have to be forgiving and forgiving, we still have to live in this village." Don't whine at me all day, go back to the house! ”
After Aunt Wu and Liu Ruyu left, only Lian Tian and Liu Ruyan were left in the courtyard in an instant.
Thinking of Wang Tiedan's crazy actions just now, Liu Ruyan had palpitations, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, Liantian, I shouldn't have done such a thing to anger you." ”
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