Chapter 16: The Holy Lance Ranger
Zhang Xiaoman had already found the location of the business on the Internet, and went straight to the destination as soon as he got off the bus.
"Boss, is there any kind of water gun here that shoots water droplets?"
In the store, Zhang Xiaoman was asking a middle-aged man with glasses.
When the middle-aged man with glasses saw the business coming to the door, he hurriedly greeted warmly:
"Of course there is, friend, you have come to the right place, we are the largest local dealer, and the quality of the water guns sold is absolutely guaranteed!"
Zhang Xiaoman nodded and approached the store, and when he looked into it, it was full of all kinds of children's toys, most of which he hadn't played with since he was a child.
"Friend, what kind of water gun do you want? Two-handed or one-handed? ”
The boss led him to a counter and picked up a handful to introduce him.
"Why don't you take a look at this? It is the one we sell the most now, and it can be installed with all kinds of accessories, and the price of a set is only 300 yuan. ”
Zhang Xiaoman looked at the large toy water gun in his hand, shook his head and said:
"I wanted a single-pistol that was small, had a long range and had a high rate of fire. Oh, and by the way, it would be nice if it looked a little cooler. ”
When the boss heard this, he immediately took out a small silver water gun from under the counter and said:
"Friend, the pistol shape is small in size and has a limited range, if you want to shoot long, this is the only one."
The boss handed it to Zhang Xiaoman as he spoke, and continued:
"It's the best one-handed type we have here, with a range of 15 meters, you can add infrared aiming, 10 rounds at a time, and you can empty the magazine in 1 second when you adjust it to burst mode."
Zhang Xiaoman took it and asked, "15 meters, isn't there anything farther?" ”
The boss shook his head.
"This is already the farthest, after all, it's just a toy, no matter how powerful it is, it's easy to hurt people, and the kind of government that is big joules is not allowed to sell it."
Zhang Xiaoman nodded in understanding, he looked at this water gun, sci-fi shape, it looked a bit like the kind of gun used by the Earth Defense Force in Ultraman, and it could be seen at a glance that it was a toy.
When the boss saw his appearance, he immediately understood his thoughts and explained: "Friend, this appearance is like this, you also know what the situation in our country is, you bought the simulated water gun today, and it will have to be confiscated tomorrow." This is a regular store that is registered, and the kind of imitation is not sold. ”
Zhang Xiaoman couldn't help but be a little disappointed when he heard this, but after thinking about it, he felt that this seemed to be good, at least it could save a lot of trouble, as for the appearance or something, it was all floating clouds.
I asked the price, a handful of 400 yuan!
Zhang Xiaoman was speechless, and he couldn't imagine that he would spend so much money on toys.
But although the flesh hurts, he still gritted his teeth and bought two.
The boss gave him 50,000 rounds of crystal bullets, 20 bursting water balls and two additional magazines, so that Zhang Xiaoman, along with the "pistol" and "grenade", was considered to have fallen this time.
Looking at his wallet, which was almost starving to death, Zhang Xiaoman went to a nearby printing shop and found someone to make a sign for selling sushi.
However, something happened that made him more depressed.
Due to lack of funds, Zhang Xiaoman's signboard shrank, and under his crazy counteroffer, he finally made the signboard on the largest side of the cart at the cost of emptying his wallet, as for the two sides, he was really powerless.
"Now I don't even have the money to take a taxi home......"
Looking at the balance displayed as 0, Zhang Xiaoman showed a wry smile.
Now that he may not even have his salary, he may have to be a real iron rooster for a while.
The only thing to be thankful for is that he has already bought the raw materials needed to make sushi in advance, and he can still earn some pocket money by selling sushi.
Finding a place where no one was, he put his hand in his pocket, rubbed the hearthstone, and went home!
In the afternoon, Zhang Xiaoman did not go out again. Holy water is very precious, and he certainly can't waste it in the slightest.
So, after soaking a large basin of crystal beads in water, he began to practice shooting.
Zhang Xiaoman found that these shriveled crystal beads can be about 7-8 mm in size after soaking in water, and his own bottle of 30 ml of holy water can only be converted into a total of 10 crystal bullets, just enough to hold a magazine.
Don't look at the small size of these crystal bullets, but after being shattered, they can reach a splash range of nearly 20 square centimeters.
This number may seem a bit inconspicuous, but if it were placed on an individual, it would be a terrible wound.
At a distance of 15 meters, this is the range of a water cannon firing in a straight line.
It also doesn't seem to be far, but the actual distance is almost enough for Zhang Xiaoman to shoot across the width of a two-way road.
As a novice who has never been in contact with shooting, Zhang Xiaoman feels a little difficult at this distance.
Fortunately, the water gun he bought was also equipped with an infrared sight, and because there was no recoil, his hit rate could be improved a lot.
Zhang Xiaoman converted his two bottles of holy water into 20 rounds of ammunition, enough to make up two magazines.
As for the remaining bottle of Divine Grace, he hadn't touched it yet.
After all, if he encounters a disembodied monster like the Shadow Demon, the crystal bullet will not be able to impact directly through the past, and the holy water inside will become an ornament, so he also needs to prepare with both hands.
After all this was done, Zhang Xiaoman finally had a leisure, he wanted to play computer entertainment, but his finger was on the boot button and paused for a long time, he didn't press it, and finally slowly moved away.
"Games or something, let's forget it for now...... I finally have an extraordinary opportunity now, but I can't do it again. ”
After he finished speaking, he got up and went to the living room again, and put away the plastic bottles for practice.
"Well, I decided to give myself a new nickname."
Zhang Xiaoman picked up his two guns and put on a posture that he thought was very handsome.
"Let's call it the Holy Lance Ranger."
……
Evening, home.
Zhang Xiaoman was walking his dog back, but a message suddenly popped up in the mobile phone group chat, which turned out to be the company's chat group.
He flipped through it and looked at hundreds of unread messages, and finally a message from Aite himself.
Xiaowei: "Brother Man, Brother Man!" The last time you said you came across something dirty in the company hallway, is it true? ”
Zhang Xiaoman's heart moved when he saw this passage, he seemed to have guessed something, and quickly replied: "It's true!" It chased me for a few floors, and I managed to get rid of it! What's wrong? Have you encountered it too? ”
Zhang Xiaoman had just sent the message, and there was an immediate reply there.
"Brother Man, I was wrong! I shouldn't have laughed at you last time! I met it today too! It's horrible! I feel like I'm almost going to die there! ”