"It was originally a Tai Sui, but in the blink of an eye, it was called a dead wood, and the economic value of this is plummeting!" The altar looked at the changed female corpse, and his first reaction was to say, after all, the money for selling wet corpses on the black market is several times more than that of dry corpses.

"Are you embarrassed?" I asked aloud, "What the hell did you do with this corpse?" ”

The altar looked innocent: "You two also saw it, I didn't do anything!" ”

"You didn't do it? You didn't do it, she would be like this? As soon as these words came out, I immediately realized that this sentence was very ambiguous, and it was easy for people to think crookedly, but fortunately, the altar didn't notice this, otherwise I would have to be entangled in this article for a long time.

"This wet corpse is so well preserved, it's really rare, even the wet corpses unearthed in Mawangdui are not as well preserved as these few bodies, each of them can be called a national treasure!" Xu Yunshu also joined the ranks of torture.

"Altar, you're finished, no one can protect you, you actually destroyed the national treasure?" I said it with a straight face on purpose.

The altar cried and said, "I really didn't do anything? ”

Xu Yunshu and I looked at the jar, we couldn't hold back our laughter, and we were happy all of a sudden, and the jar breathed a sigh of relief: "You two sang and harmonized, and the husband sang and the wife followed, scared me to death!" ”

"Who sings with his husband?" Xu Yunshu blushed and said.

I hugged the jar and said, "Look at the appearance of this female corpse, it looks like her blood has been sucked dry by you all at once?" How, make up or not? ”

"Poor ghost, don't make fun of me...... By the way, you're my good brother, so don't you spread the word about it? If people know that my first kiss was given to an old woman who had burps hundreds of years ago, will I still be able to find a girlfriend in the future? "The jar is full of instructions.

I glanced sideways: "You still really think highly of yourself, I just don't say it, you can't find a girlfriend!" Besides, is that a woman? It's obviously a dead wood, a female corpse! Do you understand? ”

"Anyway, just don't pass it on to me." Jar said.

"But I'm not the only one who saw this scene!" I slanted Xu Yunshu with my eyes and snorted at her. I saw her covering her mouth and stealing fun while looking at this side.

After hearing this, the altar immediately changed to a grinning face, and went up to talk to Xu Yunshu begging grandpa to tell grandma, but I don't know if it makes sense.

But at this moment, I noticed that the female corpse, which had turned into dead wood, had changed again: "Look at the belly of the female corpse! "Her belly was starting to bulge like it was constantly inflating.

"Wouldn't you, get pregnant so soon?" Xu Yunshu covered her mouth and said. The current situation is indeed a bit weird, but it still doesn't stop me and Xu Yunshu from teasing with the altar.

"Altar, do you dare to say that you didn't do anything? How do you explain this? I asked angrily.

"I'm more wronged than Dou E! No matter how hungry I am, I won't ...... I—I want to throw up when I look at her! ”

"But you just praised her for being as beautiful as a fairy!" Xu Yunshu also looked like a poisonous tongue when she lifted it.

"That's right, didn't you say it too, if you want to find a girlfriend, you can find someone with this kind of look, so it's not in vain!" I say.

"That's it, what else do you sing, I am not born, I am old. You hate me for being late, and I hate you for being early. I was not born, and I was old. At the same time, I hate to be good with you every day......" Xu Yunshu sang like a jar.

The altar tried his best to explain: "Just now, can't I regret it now?" ”

"Oh, now that you see that she is old and decrepit, do you want to give up on it?" I say.

"I didn't see that you still have the potential to be Chen Shimei!" Xu Yunshu mended the knife and said, "But Pei Gan is right, this woman really looks old and decrepit now!" ”

The altar pointed to the dead wood and shouted: "How is this old and decrepit, is this obviously unrecognizable?" ”

"Even if she is unrecognizable, you can't abandon your wife?" I smiled and said, "Men, you always have to take responsibility, you can't always be ugly and beautiful!" ”

"Why have I become an abandoned wife again, who is the wife and who is the son? Poor ghost, if you don't make it clear to me, I'm not done with you! The two of us know each other well, and if you talk nonsense, I will sue you for slander. The jar shouted.

Xu Yunshu asked me: "You said that the two of them are also big women and small men, this is a standard sister-brother relationship!" ”

"What sibling love? There is such a difference in age, it is obviously a grandfather and grandson love! I said.

"That's not right, even if it's a grandfather and grandson, it's too bad." Xu Yunshu said.

Xu Yunshu and I didn't pay attention to Tanzi's darkening face at all, and just teased him to ourselves. In the end, about the relationship between the jar and the dead wood, the two of us finally reached an agreement - life and death love!

The face of the altar immediately turned black like Zhang Fei.

"Okay, don't make a fuss, why do you see that the belly of this dead wood is getting bigger and bigger? It's like it's going to swell! Suddenly the altar cried. I looked closely at the belly of the dead wood, and saw that the surface of the bulging belly had cracked a little, as if something was about to arch outward, so that the belly of the dead wood could no longer bear it.

This voice of the altar was not only heard by Xu Yunshu and me, but also by Park Yifan and others who were standing in front of the door at the coffin, and hurried over.

"How so?" Ma Xiwen asked.

We'll go through a rough explanation. But before Ma Xiwen could speak again, the skin and flesh of the other seven female corpses also withered, their skirts fluttered, and their abdomen bulged, becoming like the dead wood.

"Grandma's, this is really going to give birth!" Tanzi scolded, "Poor ghost, you can take a good look, the eight of them are all the same, so it has nothing to do with me!" Unexpectedly, at this time, he still had these jokes in his heart.

"Something is wrong, I think we'd better get out first!" Situ Feng said with a gloomy face. Ma Xiwen and Park Yifan also nodded in agreement. But just when we had just taken a few steps back, we only heard a few muffled sounds of "Bang Bang~" one after another, and the stomachs of the eight dead trees exploded one after another, spurting out streams of black liquid from them.

The dead wood that had been knocked down by the altar was facing the sky on its back, and the black liquid in its stomach erupted into the air, splashing everywhere, and even some of it fell at our feet. Wherever the black liquor fell, there was an immediate "sizzling" sound and white smoke rising, even on the ground.

"It's so corrosive!" Pu Yifan looked at a small pit corroded by black liquor on the ground and said in amazement.

"It's really powerful, I'm afraid even Wang Shui is not so strong!" Ma Xiwen also said.

Looking at the other seven dead woods, since they were all standing and their bodies were slightly inclined towards the stone door where the coffin was embedded, the black liquid that erupted from their bodies fell on the coffin and the stone door.