Du Shi Niang's small courtyard was crowded.

Not too many people.

Instead, the warblers and swallows held their heads together, staring at the small screen.

Xue Dinger is the mobile phone holder in the heart, and his arms are so tired.

The person holding it is tired, and the person who is watching is also tired, so it is inevitable to find some support on Schrödinger, using small hands, elbows, chin, or other parts, soft and hard.

Schrödinger is like a hanger, full of flowers.

Or a flower, surrounded by bees.

Or a piece of stinky meat full of flies......

Du Siniang sat quietly on the edge of the pavilion, looking at the swimming fish in the pool.

It's not lonely, it's not about declining, everything has nothing to do with you.

There is such a thing as a treasure chest in anger, once in a lifetime, and it is enough.

An unforgettable life, ending at the age of nineteen, people are more beautiful than flowers.

Now that 5,000 years have passed, how many lifetimes has passed?

"Lord Yu is invited!"

Seeing Yu Le coming in from outside the door, Du Siniang hurriedly got up to greet him.

Over there, Xue Dinger was very tightly surrounded by Yingying Yanyan and pressed very tightly, and he didn't hear it at all.

"Miss Yu'er, please!" Yu Le scratched his head, "Did it disturb your life?"

"It's okay, my daughter has experienced everything. Du Siniang smiled indifferently.

"Actually, I've always admired Miss Yu'er......" Yu Le was a little clumsy, and felt that something was wrong as soon as he said it.

Uh, what do you mean by that?

Du Siniang was smiling as before, and everything was clear to her.

"I mean, the girl is naturally beautiful, dares to love and hate, but she has suffered a bad one, and the ending is suffocating. I am willing to do something for the girl, thinking that the world will ......be redeemed by the negative man," Yu Le sighed.

Uh, it's still not right.

What does Li Jia do to me!

No matter how it sounds, it seems to be sanctimonious, ill-intentioned, and trying to say that it is also a fair lady and gentleman to go to the ball......

Yu Le was a little embarrassed.

In front of beautiful women, the words do not reach the meaning, and after becoming a god, they have not changed.

Well, after great love and hatred, Du Shi Niang, who is as bright as fireworks, has been precipitated for 5,000 years, and she can indeed be regarded as a great beauty in the past and present.

"Thank you, my lord, I understand. Du Shi Niang smiled.

Actually, I don't need to explain more.

Yu Le stands calmly, halal and self-purifying.

"Oh, hey, when did Brother Yu come?" Schrödinger finally heard Yu Le, and finally arched a round head from the beautiful bush.

Yu Le pursed his lips.

After all, Xue Ding'er is different from Li Jia.

He has money.

But come to think of it, Du Shi Niang has been in the dust for 5,000 years, who hasn't seen it, what hasn't happened?

I'm just eating radish salty and worrying about it......

"Brother Xue, I brought you something fun!" Yu Le opened the Qiankun bag and took out all kinds of equipment one by one.

In the past two years, electric mopeds have also become popular in Zangma Town. Mopeds are the same as bicycles, they don't require any formalities, the price is not too expensive, and if the distance is not far, it is indeed very convenient.

Just now, Yu Le followed the direction pointed by Zhang Chi and quickly found a shop selling electric vehicles.

The battery is actually a fully enclosed lead-acid battery, which is not large and heavy. The service life is about one to two years, and it is a wear and tear part of an electric vehicle, so there are a lot of stocks in the store.

A group of 400 yuan, Yu Le directly ordered money to buy six groups.

The boss was very attentive to help move to Yule's tricycle, and he was still thinking in his heart, there is a lot of work to deliver couriers, but do you need so many batteries to be charged in rotation?

He didn't know that Yu Le turned around, found a secluded place and put six sets of batteries into the Qiankun bag, and then found another shop and bought six more sets.

If you don't buy more, I'll really be a courier......

"Wow Ka Ka Ka What is this?" Schrödinger finally squeezed out of the warbler and swallow bush, but he scattered the group of beauties.

I can't see it clearly when I get together, but there are seven or eight of them after they are scattered, all of them are charming and charming.

I don't know what the employment standard of the other side flower is, Yu Le is really a little heartbroken.

Ah no, thrilling.

When he was in the Guanghan Palace, Yu Le only came into contact with Yu Jiaojiao and her maids, four loli flowers, and the other practitioners were unknown.

In contrast, Di Hao in the human world is really vulgar, where has the traditional culture gone?

In contrast, Du Shi Niang, who is both cold and gentle, is simply a clear stream among the warblers and swallows......

"Lord Yu, what is this?" asked Yingying Yanyan babblingly, and someone even picked it up.

"Ah, it's called projection. Yu Le didn't dare to look blindly, and tried to operate as calmly as possible.

Turn on the notebook, connect the projector, unfold and fix the roll-up banner-style screen, connect the speaker, and the opening bend will be released immediately.

"Gourd baby, gourd baby, seven flowers on a vine......"

This was downloaded by Zhang Chi for Zhang Xiao, and Yu Le thought it was very good.

Or Zhang Chi originally wanted to put something else, but after uncompression, it was a gourd baby, so he showed it to his son, and finally didn't delay the work.

"Brother Yu, I don't seem to know. Schrödinger stared at the screen with wide eyes.

You mean, the screen is too big to be crowded together?

"Oh, the light is a little bright. Yu Le scratched his head.

Although there is no sun in the underworld, it is still daylight.

"It will become clearer when it gets dark?" Schrödinger asked.

Before Yu Le could answer, he saw Xue Ding'er wave his hand, and the surroundings of the pavilion were suddenly cloudy, and even the wind was blowing, and it was really dark, and the screen was really clear.

"Xue Shao is amazing!"

"Xue Shao is mighty!"

"Xue Shaoyu!"

Yingying Yanyan praised Xue Ding'er with a mouthful of words, squatting, sitting or standing around him, all kinds of postures were beautiful, and they were all staring at the big screen.

It's nothing wrong with me?

Let's watch it slowly, there are thirteen episodes, enough to watch for a while, don't ask me how I know......

Yu Le pursed his lips and arched his hand towards Du Shi Niang to say goodbye.

Du Shi Niang sent Yu Le out, please Niu Tou Ma Mian, "Please escort Lord Yu from the two brothers, thank you to the slave family!"

The bull head and horse face returned the salute together, "Yes, please stay!"

It seems that the level of bull head and horse noodles is still lower, and it is quite an honor to talk to Du Shi Niang.

"Two brothers, how could the girl stay in the underworld for 5,000 years?" asked Yu Le lightly as he returned along the road.

Moreover, there are countless lonely ghosts on the street, and their states are obviously different.

It's mostly hollow eyes, and it's described as withered, and that's how the walking dead are.

Du Shi Niang and even the warblers and swallows look no different from humans, except that they are more charming.

Yes, seduction.

Its voice and appearance seem to have a kind of magic that can reach people's hearts and arouse the most primitive desires.

"Lord Yang doesn't know anything!" Ma Mian's reaction speed is always faster than that of the bull head, "Ordinary mortals die, and they stay in the underworld for a short time. ”

The tenth hall of Yama, the king of the wheel, Xue, is in charge of solving ghosts in each hall, distinguishing good and evil, approving the level, and sending the four continents to reincarnate.

Men and women are dying, rich and poor, and they are listed in detail one by one. Whoever has done the most evil deeds will be made to become an egg and a fetus, and he will die in the twilight of his life, and after his sins are fulfilled, he will return to life and be reborn in a barbarian land.

Whoever is sent to the reincarnation is to be handed over to the god Meng Po by shilling, and he forgets about the stage, and pours the soup to forget the things of his previous life......

"What Lord Yang saw on the street was a person who was waiting to be approved for reincarnation, and he was not allowed to choose it. However, in recent years, the order of the underworld has been chaotic, and there are too many ghosts stranded in the underworld, and the six reincarnations have not been able to be reincarnated in time. Ma Mian reported respectfully, and even had a little resentment in his heart, such as Bole is not often, he has no talents, and heroes are useless.

"For ghosts, when they first entered the underworld, they were quite intelligent. After a long time, he was chaotic and became a fool, and he couldn't even confess and draw. Ma Mian put away his grievances, and instead was sad and compassionate, lamenting how difficult the people's livelihood was.

"Lord Yang is asking Miss Yu'er, what are you talking nonsense!" Niu Tou gasped and unceremoniously accused Ma Mian.

"Let's talk about it, it's okay, I don't know much about the underworld. Yu Le laughed.

In other words, these ghosts on the street are not sure what age they are?

"Yes!" Ma Mian glanced at Niu Tou with disdain, but also turned back to Du Shi Niang, "Those who have great merits, great grievances, or have redeemed their sins in reincarnation, can choose to stay in the underworld and not enter the six realms of reincarnation." even entered the bureaucratic system, such as the wheel king Xue, who was the Tang Dynasty general Xue Rengui. ”

"And Xue Shao......" Ma Mian looked left and right, and said in a low voice, "It's actually a cat raised by Xue Feng, the king of the wheel." ”

"A cat?" Yu Le's face twitched.

Schrödinger is actually a cat?

Well, my friend is really complicated.

Monkeys, dogs, rabbits, cats......

"Say Miss Girl!" the bull head lowered his voice and rebuked Ma Mian.

Even if there is nothing to hide about the cat's body, at least it is to talk about the privacy of the big people, which is very dangerous!

Yu Le also found that Ma Mian's classmates responded quickly enough and had a wide range of knowledge, but it was too easy to go off topic.

"I'm talking about Miss Yu'er!" Ma Mian stopped in time, and his speech speed increased, "Miss Yu'er has a big grudge and doesn't want to be reincarnated. Staying on the other side of the flower, he obtained the cultivation method and achieved ghost cultivation. What Lord Yang saw in Miss Yu'er's courtyard today, his skills may be high or low, but they are all ghost cultivators. ”

"I see. Yu Le nodded.

"Lord Yang doesn't need to worry, intercourse with ghost cultivation will not hurt the body, but will be of great benefit to cultivation!"

Yu Le: "......"

Do I have so many concerns?

Ah no, when did I want to have sex with the ghost cultivators!

"What nonsense are you talking about?!" the horse's eyes widened angrily, and he rebuked the bull head sternly.

"How can I talk nonsense!Xue Shao is just playing, and he will soon get tired of playing!"

Right!

I'm a big-headed ghost for you!

Co-author: I'm waiting to pick up Schrödinger's disk?

What kind of mess is in such a big bull's head......

As he spoke, he had already walked out of the capital city. Yu Le was about to ask Niu Tou Ma Mian to stay, but he heard a shout not far away, "Big brother, big brother, is it really you?"