There was a commotion from the people below,

"Please give a poem to our gathering tonight......"

"Invite Yang Dacai!"

Xia Xiaomei listened to it well next door,

"Huh!"

Put down the bowl in your hand, go over and listen carefully against the wall, and a familiar voice said,

"Ladies and gentlemen...... You are all well-educated people, and when it comes to poetry, you are all masters, where is the turn to get Yang's ugly ......"

There was another commotion among the people,

"We are all inferior to Brother Yang, and I also ask Brother Yang to write a poem......"

As he was talking, the door opened, someone walked in, the room was quiet, and a woman's soft voice was heard,

"Do you want to listen to music?"

Immediately someone clapped his hands and said,

"Good, good! This girl is born with a good appearance, and her voice is very good, and it must be very pleasant to sing when she wants to sing the song, and the girl will sing a song first, and then let Brother Yang write a poem must be more suitable for the situation......"

The crowd applauded, and there was a lot of commotion in the room.

The private rooms of this restaurant are separated by thick paper pasted in the middle of the wooden board, and there is no sound insulation at all, one side is fierce, and the other side can naturally hear it clearly, Xia Xiaomei heard the familiar voice, and couldn't help pouting and scolding,

"When I taught us, I made a serious appearance, but I didn't expect to be a hypocrite!"

Zhu Houzhao saw that she was sticking there for a long time, and he was also curious to come and eavesdrop, and his ears were full of noise, so he asked out loud,

"What are you listening to?"

Xia Xiaomei said,

"Do you hear that there is my gentleman from Chengsheng Academy next door?"

Zhu Houzhao hurriedly asked,

"Who is it?"

Don't be Mr. Wei, can't let him see that he is with Miss Xia, he is not afraid, he is only afraid of affecting Miss Xia.

Xia Xiaomei responded,

"It's Mr. Yang Jun of Wujing Temple......"

Zhu Houzhao thought for a while and said,

"Ah...... But Mr. Yang, who was eccentrically protecting Hu Xian'er last time? ”

Xia Xiaomei snorted,

"It was he who was a decent man and gentleman when he taught me in the academy, and he looked like a beautiful man, but he didn't expect to be a shameless person in private!"

At this time, the singer's soft voice sounded next door, the two listened quietly, and when the song was finished, everyone loudly pouted the singer to toast Yang Jun, and wanted to eat a leather cup, but the man in the room went down a few glasses of wine, and gradually became a little dissolute.

Zhu Houzhao heard that the commotion next door was getting more and more unpleasant, so he wanted to pull Xia Xiaomei away,

"We're pretty much done eating, so why don't we go shopping and buy some good things!"

Xia Xiaomei didn't move, and snorted,

"This hypocrite is the most hateful, the former Sister Qi has suffered a lot in his hands, how can I miss a great opportunity today!"

Zhu Houzhao exclaimed

"You...... How are you going to be? ”

Xia Xiaomei glared at him and said,

"Are you a good friend, if you are a good friend, come and help me!"

What else can Zhu Houzhao do, naturally nodded like pounding garlic, patted his chest and said,

"Nature is your best...... Friend! ”

He is not a good boy in the first place, he only has to pretend to be this old man in front of his favorite young lady, which is required by the young lady at this time, and he can't be frightened no matter what!

Asked at the moment,

"Just say what you want!"

Xia Xiaomei sneered and said,

"Isn't this surnamed Yang a great talent? Isn't it still a poem to pretend to be romantic? ”

Turning his head to Zhu Houzhao, he squeezed his eyebrows and smiled evilly,

"Add some ingredients to his stomach, so that he can't get out from above, and come out from below!"

Zhu Houzhao saw her slanted eyebrows and crooked smile, but he didn't feel ugly at all, but felt that the woman in front of him was so good for his eyes, and he was willing to be this pawn at the moment.

"I don't have to do this, I'll do it!"

Xia Xiaomei waved her hand and said,

"After all, this revenge must be avenged with your own hands to make a profit......"

Zhu Hou replied,

"You and I are good friends, your business is my business, where is the use of sharing each other!"

Xia Xiaomei was also quite moved when she saw the sincerity he said, and thought about it,

"That's the case, when I came, I saw a pharmacy across the street, so let that scholar go over and buy some medicine!"

Zhu Houzhao happily agreed, opened the door and called Jiang Yu'er, who was guarding the door, commanded in his ear, and admonished,

"If you want the most powerful medicine, it is best to be able to see immediate results!"

If Yang Jun had diarrhea when he returned home after eating, wouldn't they be bothered to be lively?

Jiang Yu'er only agreed, but when she went downstairs, she was stopped by the palace guards pretending to eat and drink.

"What does Your Highness command?"

Jiang Yuer said,

"Your Highness wants to buy laxatives, and you want the most powerful ones!"

Today is also in response to Yang Jun, this palace guard is also an upright person, he doesn't care what the prince does with this medicine, as long as he doesn't eat it himself, these subordinates are the most important thing to do for the master, and they must make the most violent thing!

After thinking about it at the moment,

"I don't know the effect of the medicine outside, I just have a bottle of laxative here, you can take it to Your Highness, only use one at a time, it will definitely be effective in less than a moment or three!"

Jiang Yu'er nodded and took the porcelain vase handed over by the other party and turned to leave, the benevolent brother saw him go upstairs, turned around and sat down, and the companion next to him asked,

"Why do you still have laxatives with you?"

The man picked at his scalp and said,

"There is constipation in front of the fire, and the mother-in-law at home does not know which one of the rivers and lakes to buy this medicine, the medicine is very violent, I only ate one yesterday and it was a thousand miles, almost ugly, and now I bring it on my body in case of emergency, isn't this coming in handy......"

Don't say how the two of them discussed the efficacy of the medicine, only said that Jiang Yu'er took the medicine back, Zhu Houzhao smiled and put it into his arms, and ordered Jiang Yu'er and Qingyan to stay in this room and not make noise, but the two of them quietly slipped to the back kitchen of Jiuzhen Building, and the two of them hid in the dark and saw that several cooks were busy in the huge stove, and the shopkeeper was busy passing food in and out.

Zhu Houzhao said to Xia Xiaomei,

"There are many people in this place, it is really unwise to drug here, and I don't know which dish is for the person next door, so I need to change the method!"

Xia Xiaomei nodded,

"You're saying that!"

The two went to the backyard, and saw that there were clothes dried by the shopkeeper in the courtyard, Zhu Houzhao had an idea, went over and pulled a set of clothes down, rolled them up and stuffed them into his arms, the two came back in a covert way, and asked the little two to serve a pot of wine, and waited at the head of the compartment door, but the two had a dispute over who to send the wine.

Xia Xiaomei insisted on doing it herself, but Zhu Houzhao said,

"You are a woman, and Yang Jun has seen your face, he must be suspicious of you in the past, unlike me in the West Courtyard, he has seen very little, and he can't remember me if he wants to!"

Xia Xiaomei thought about it and felt that what he said was good, so she had to nod helplessly and let go,

"Okay!"

This let Zhu Houzhao turn to the screen and change his clothes, and when he came out again, he was a young man with red lips and white teeth, Xia Xiaomei looked at his face left and right, and sighed,

"Your face is too white, so people won't forget it when they look at it!"

Later, if it is exposed, I am afraid that I will be recognized!

As he spoke, he pulled his hat and pulled out a few strands of his hair to block his faces on both sides, although he still couldn't stop it, but it was better than nothing.

"That's all it takes......"

turned around and personally put the medicine in the wine jug, but he was afraid that one medicine would not work, so he put two in it, watched the medicine melt in the wine, and shook it vigorously, and then put it on the tray and gave it to Zhu Houzhao.

She sent Zhu Houzhao out, and saw him knock on the door next door at the crack in the door, and hurriedly ran to the wall to eavesdrop, so she heard Zhu Houzhao ask over there,

"That one is Yang Jun, Yang Dacai!"

Yang Jun did not doubt him, got up and said,

"It's down there!"

Zhu Houzhao said,

"The shopkeeper of our family heard that Yang Caizi was here, so he specially ordered a pot of good Jinhua wine......

As he spoke, he offered the wine,

"Please invite Yang Dacai to drink this wine and write poems, so as to add another good story to our Jiuzhen Building!"

In the present world, the favorite thing of literati and writers is to mention poems on the white walls of famous places or famous restaurants and Chu Pavilions, and there are shrewd merchants who know that there are great writers and poets in the store, who will not only be exempted from the money for wine and food, but also offer silver and two special invitations to leave good works on the wall to increase the popularity of the store.

This is a fashionable thing, the shopkeeper of Jiuzhen Building is understandable for such behavior, Yang Jun did not suspect that there was fraud, gladly took the wine, poured it into the cup and drank it all, and then asked someone to serve the pen and ink to write a poem, this box held the wine glass and shouted to ask someone to serve the pen and ink, and when the pen and ink were ready, he stood there to do contemplation.

Yang Jun stood behind the pillar of incense, but he raised his eyebrows and said,

"There it is!"

When everyone heard the words, they were all sitting upright, and when the masterpiece came out, Yang Jun raised his pen and said,

"Jiuzhen Building in the Nine Treasures, the pipa sound is full of friends......"

As he spoke, he wrote the first sentence on the white wall, and everyone said,

"Brother Yang's handwriting can also be ranked in the forefront among the Beijing teachers......"

Everyone nodded one after another, seeing that Yang Jun finished writing the first two sentences, they waited for the next masterpiece, and were calming their minds, but they heard a strange sound in the room, everyone was stunned, and then the close ones immediately felt that something was wrong......

Some people immediately covered their noses and side their heads, some people immediately brushed their sleeves up, and some people moved their chairs away three feet, but Yang Jun's face was flushed, and he was still smiling at the beginning.

"This ...... This one...... Yang has had some gastrointestinal discomfort in the past two days......"

Just talking and talking, suddenly stunned and then suddenly oops, threw away the pen and wine glass in his hand, and went to cover his stomach,

"Oops...... Oops......"

As he shouted oops, there was a miasma of black smoke in the room, and everyone stood up one after another, and they saw Yang Jun sighing and calling, lifting his robe and running outside, and asked Zhu Houzhao who was standing at the door and covering his nose and smiling secretly while running,

"Little Er, where is the clean room?"

Zhu Houzhao couldn't help but smile and pointed to a place,

"Go over there......"

Yang Jun immediately rushed away, Zhu Houzhao saw that it was done, and hurriedly fanned his nose and retreated, and went to the next room to let Jiang Yuer wait to change into Xiao Er's clothes, while still praising Jiang Yuer,

"You'll be able to do things, that medicine really works......"