Boss Su took me and ran to the courtyard of a family, only to find that the family of three was swaying, and all of them had fallen into evil. A young boy of seven or eight years old was very nimble with his hands and feet, and climbed to the pole with two strokes, and then climbed to the beam and swinged, like a wild monkey, and grinned at us with bared teeth. The man took a kitchen knife and practiced his knife skills in the hall. Look at his movements and posture are still very professional, his steps are solid, and his knives are vigorous. I guessed that the ghost in his body, I was afraid that he was not a martial arts practitioner when he was alive? There was also a fat woman, who stood stupidly under a tree in the yard, staring at a few big salted fish hanging from the branches, and I don't know if she was hungry or something?

These three people can only be saved one by one. Boss Su observed it for a while and decided to deal with the most threatening male host first. He found a paper figure drawn with thick eyebrows and beard, wearing armor and holding a shield and an iron shovel. I didn't see him use a match or a lighter or anything to light it, but when it shook in the wind, the paper figure lit it and burned quickly. Boss Su threw the paper figure forward again and threw it to the ground, and suddenly the place where the paper figure landed was on fire. With a bang, after a puff of smoke, a vivid paper warrior appeared in front of me. This samurai is lifelike, much taller and stronger than ordinary people, but his face is still flat, and his facial features can clearly be seen, but his eyes and mouth can move! Other parts of the body that should be rounded still retain the straightness or corners of origami.

Boss Su recited a spell in his mouth, and as soon as he waved his finger in the direction of the man, the paper warrior walked towards the man murderously. The man also seemed to feel threatened, and suddenly shouted, did not retreat, but advanced, picked up the kitchen knife and rushed up to cut the paper samurai. The paper warrior stopped and raised his shield to block it.

"Boom!"

The kitchen knife slashed at the shield made of paper, and it actually made a sonorous sound, and the shield left only a few shallow dents. Not to be outdone, the man swung the kitchen knife and slashed a few times, but every time he was blocked by the shield of the paper warrior, and the stainless steel kitchen knife was actually cut to the edge!

At this time, the paper warrior finally found a chance to fight back. He took advantage of the man's exhaustion, and used the iron shovel in his right hand (which should also be folded out of paper) to knock the kitchen knife away. The man covered his right wrist with his left hand and screamed in pain, the tiger's mouth on his right hand was already broken and bleeding. At this time, I thought to myself, I don't know if the ghost knows that it hurts, or if people know that it hurts, so that's why it's so bad? Of course, it could be both!

The man was not willing to be restrained at this time, and picked up a stool with one hand and threw it at the paper warrior. The samurai smashed the wooden bench to pieces with a quick stroke, and then connected a large stride forward, and then knocked directly on the door of the man's head! I was taken aback, judging from the fate of the wooden stool before, this knock down, must it knock out his skull?

But fortunately, the man just tilted his head and fell directly to the ground. The man was knocked unconscious and fell to the ground, and the demon in him was knocked out at the same time, and he crawled on the ground. Boss Su jumped over at the right time and covered the ghost's body with a blank piece of yellow paper. The ghost instantly turned into green smoke and was sucked into the paper again, becoming a ghost portrait!

At this time, I also hurriedly ran up to put a picture charm on the man. He's already fainted, so let him continue to lie on the ground and slowly wake up again. Boss Su put away the ghost portrait and blew at the paper warrior. The samurai disappeared abruptly, turning into a handful of paper ashes scattered on the ground.

The next step is to catch the little boy who pretends to be a monkey. It was a tall brick and wood house, with five or six meters on the beams of the living room, and the pillars alone were more than four meters, so high that we couldn't climb up. The boy hung upside down on the highest beam and made a face at us, and I broke out in a cold sweat when I saw it. If you fall from such a high place, the ghost can't die, and the little boy is finished!

Boss Su was not in a hurry, took out another origami, and unfolded it to see that it was a paper eagle. This paper eagle is not as delicate and intricate as the paper warrior just now, but it is also quite expressive. Two eagle eyes were drawn with a brush on the eagle's head, and the straight hook showed the ruthlessness of the air overlord.

Boss Su lit the paper eagle in the same way, threw it into the air and blew in the wind, and a huge eagle burst out of the flames. The eagle was white all over, its wings were about two meters long, and its feathers could still be seen as origami. And because it is origami, the two sharp talons and the beak on the eagle's beak are folded into sharp sharp angles, which are very sharp.

The paper eagle let out a long roar, flapped its wings vigorously, and flew up like an arrow to peck at the little boy on the roof beam. The little boy also screamed, and quickly jumped down to another crossbar, dodging the attack of the paper eagle. The paper eagle missed the peck, stopped its body on the beam, and turned its head to use the eagle's talons to continue to pounce on the little boy. So the little boy desperately jumped and dodged on the beams, and the paper eagle kept chasing after him, pecking with his sharp beak or grabbing with his sharp claws, and several times he was about to peck at the heel of the little boy. The little boy was also very nimble, tossing and turning between the long logs on the roof of the beam, and he didn't let the paper eagle catch him.

After chasing for a while, the paper eagle didn't seem to find a better way, so it gave up the pursuit, flapped its wings, and hovered in mid-air. Seeing this, the little boy also stopped, and hung upside down on a beam to watch what happened. I looked anxiously below, I don't know if the paper eagle is tired of chasing and is about to give up, but will the paper eagle also be tired? I turned my head to look at Boss Su, but he was not in a hurry, and quietly stretched out two fingers, as if he was remotely controlling the paper eagle.

The little boy on the beam saw that the paper eagle was no longer chasing, and became proud again, hooked the beam with only two feet, and stretched out his hands to make a grimace. Boss Su looked at the time and waved his finger lightly, and the paper eagle in the air suddenly fanned out a gust of wind with its huge wings at the same time. The little boy was blown by the strong wind, and his feet were not hooked, and he immediately fell off the beam of the house screaming, and fell to the ground headfirst!

Boss Su had already made preparations below, and saw him rush forward with one arrow step, and reached out in time to catch the little boy. I saw that when Boss Su reached out to pick it up, he was still holding another blank piece of yellow paper in his hand, and when he caught the little boy, he happened to print the yellow paper on his body. After a burst of green smoke, Boss Su successfully caught the little boy, and there was an extra portrait on the yellow paper in his hand. I ran over to take a look, and it turned out to be a clown singing a monkey play.

Boss Su handed over the unconscious little boy to me to deal with. I took the little boy, carried him to the bench in the living room, and put a photo amulet on him. Now, in the end, only the fat woman in the courtyard outside remains.

"Smack!"

Suddenly there was a crunch in the courtyard, as if something was breaking. I hurriedly followed Boss Su out of the living room to look, only to see the fat woman fall to the ground, looking very funny. When I looked up again, there was a broken string on the tree, and it turned out that the fat woman possessed by the demon had just wanted to hang herself. She hanged herself with a rope for drying salted fish, but because she was too fat, the rope was broken, and she fell down. Now there is no need for Boss Su to go up to exorcise the ghost again, the ghost has already come out of the fat woman by itself, and it has flipped out of the wall with a "whoosh". Boss Su shouted, also rushed out of the door, and chased after him.

I ran to the fat woman and saw her lying on the ground sleeping. Anyway, I can't move her size, so let her lie down! I put a picture charm on her as well, then turned and ran to the door.

"Bang!"

When I was about to run out to find Boss Su, there was a "bang", but the wooden door suddenly closed by itself. Because I rushed too quickly, the whole person hit the door, and my shoulder hurt, and all the Xiangmen charms in my hand fell to the ground. ! Who did this? Why did you close the door from the outside?

I pushed the door hard, but I couldn't push it at all, and it was the kind that didn't move at all, as if there was a thousand pounds of weight pressed on the outside of the door! I was in a hurry, banged on the door vigorously, and shouted outside the door, "Who's outside?" Boss Sue! Is that you? Open the door! ”

"It's me who closed the door."

A voice came from behind me. I hurriedly turned around to look, and it turned out to be a female ghost who spoke. It was a female ghost with a pale face, abrupt eyes, and a tongue sticking out. I looked at her figure, as if she was the ghost who had just escaped over the wall, but I didn't expect her to be such a chicken thief, she got rid of Boss Su and fell back. Maybe even Boss Su couldn't have imagined that this ghost would kill the horse pistol back, I'm afraid that this time it is already chasing farther and farther!

"What do you want to do? You can't touch me! I looked at her calmly, not in the slightest. It's not the first time I've met a female ghost with bad intentions alone, sir!

"Really? Hehehehehe! The female ghost laughed gloomily, spit out the tongue and shook it back and forth, the shape failed, and it was not good-looking, much worse than Lin Yuxiang. I looked at her coldly, unmoved.

"By the way, I forgot to remind you." The female ghost finished laughing, and said, "Your talisman has fallen!" ”

"I still have one on me." I sneered, and naturally raised my hand to touch the Xiangmen charm that had been attached to my body, but I couldn't touch it all of a sudden.

I hurriedly looked down and found that the photo charm on my body was really gone! At this point, I couldn't help but be surprised. How did my talisman fall? It is impossible for this female ghost to move her hands and feet, it is likely that she was rubbed off when she was holding the little boy just now!

As soon as I wanted to crouch down and pick up the scattered Xiangmen talismans on the ground, the female ghost flew over at a very fast speed, drilled into me, and got on me!

I shuddered, my head was buzzing, my head was dizzy, my thoughts were confused, and my eyes were full of stars. And my body seems to be no longer under my control, my hands and feet are cold, my feet are weak, and I am crumbling.

"Huh! You're pretty good kid, are you? A voice rang out from the depths of my head.

"Who? Be...... Who's talking? I shouted. Of course, my mouth is no longer obedient, and I can only shout in my head.

"Hee-hee! I am who I am! I'm alone here, and who's there? ”

"Nope! You are you! I am me! How could you be me? ”

"Alas, stupid! I am you, you are me! Now it's you talking to yourself! ”

"Yes...... Isn't that...... Where am I now? What am I doing? ”

"Yes, I followed Master to hunt ghosts!"

"Huh? What am I here for? Aren't ghosts and me friends? ”

"That's right, the ghosts I know are all good ghosts, and they won't harm me!"

"Not only did they not hurt me, but they were all very good to me, much better than those people! They won't hate me, they won't look down on me, they won't abandon me and fall in love with someone else! He wouldn't tell me that he was a brother on the surface, but he came to rob my girlfriend behind the scenes! Hum! ”

"People are the worst! I hate being human myself! ”

"How tiring it is to be a human being! I have to go to school and work every day, and I go out early and return late to work hard just to earn a little money to support myself and my family. And there are still decades to endure in this kind of hard life! ”

"And what kind of love is there! It's all a lie! ”

"That's right! I love her so much, I treat her so well, I think every day about how to make her happy, spend money to buy her gifts, take her shopping, go on vacation, and she actually dumped me because I didn't answer the phone once! I've paid so much for her, is it just a write-off? Seeing her with other boys breaks my heart! What's the point of my life? ”

"Alas...... If it's too hard to live, there's no need to hold on any longer. I also think it's better to be a ghost than a human being! ”

"I remember a female ghost who told me that there was nothing wrong with being a ghost. If you become a ghost, you don't have to worry about failing school exams, you don't have to worry about not finding a decent job after graduation, and you don't have to work hard every day to earn money! Sleep when you want to sleep every day, play when you want, and bask in the moon at night, being a ghost is much more comfortable than being a person! ”

"That's right! In the future, I can also find a beautiful female ghost to be my wife! ”

"Hmmm! The female ghost who told me this is called Lin Yuxiang, right? She's pretty beautiful, she's so good and sassy, and she seems to be a little bit interesting to me! ”

"And how can I go to her?"

"Of course, you have to become a ghost before you can go to her!"

"Hey, who's talking about this?"

"Hey! Here and here! I'm here! ”

"It's a fish talking!"

"Yes, yes, yes! I'm talking to you! ”

"How can a fish speak? Also, why do you have a rope tied to your tail? ”

"Alas, that's a long story! However, all you have to do is come and help untie the rope and save me, and I'll show you how to turn into a ghost and find that beautiful female ghost you know! ”

"Okay!"

I untied the rope from the fish's tail, and the fish was free, flicked its tail happily, and then said to me, "Thank you!" Now I'll show you how to do it, and you tie that rope again! ”

I tied the rope again, and suddenly the rope circle became larger, and there was a colorful light inside, and I could vaguely see mountains, rivers, forests, fields and people, like a fairyland.

The fish said, "If you get in, you can become a ghost." The person you're looking for is waiting for you! ”

"Okay, thank you, fish!" I plunged into it with joy.

The fish really didn't lie to me, Lin Yuxiang was smiling at me over there! In addition to her, there are also Huang Lijun and Cai Xiaoying, who are also smiling at me!

I asked, "Why are you three here?" ”

The three beauties echoed together: "We are all here to accompany you!" I will be with you for thousands of years in the future, and be your wife and lover, okay? ”

I was so happy that I couldn't even speak, I just danced vigorously. I cracked my mouth and giggled, my tongue sticking out......

"Oh, bold obstacles! I'll let you go! ”

At this time, Boss Su's voice suddenly came from the sky, deafening like thunder! Lin Yuxiang, Huang Lijun and Cai Xiaoying were all shattered by the loud noise, and the entire fairyland disappeared and turned into darkness! Immediately after, a piercing scream kept echoing in my head, and it didn't help for me to cover my ears, it made me feel painful! Then, I felt the emptiness under my feet, and I fell from a great place to the bottom of a cliff, and I fell to pieces!

I finally lost consciousness.